Hearing Dazhu's question, Zhang Heng thought about it for a while, prepared to use superstition as an excuse, and said: "Dazhu, I want to tell you something big now."
"Jiu'er, what's going on?" Dazhu felt nervous, fearing that he would have to go back to the village to farm if his job was gone.
Zhang Heng said seriously: "Actually, I am a god who descended to earth. I was knocked down to earth because I violated the rules of heaven. I have experienced redemption in the mortal world and will return to the position of god in a hundred years."
"What? Jiu'er, you are a god in the sky." Dazhu's voice trembled.
There are two TV series that have poisoned the young people in the village, one is: The Legend of the White Snake, and the other is: Journey to the West. Every summer, the streets are always empty, and it has lasted for many years. There is still a market for it, and Dazhu also watches it.
For many years, it is understandable to talk about gods descending to earth.
In addition, the superstitious atmosphere in the village is so strong that Dazhu's consciousness has long been smeared with superstitious colors and integrated into his bones.
Zhang Heng nodded vigorously and said: "Yes, in my previous life, I was the Sun King above the nine heavens, guarding a world. I have just regained consciousness recently. Don't interrupt yet, listen to me."
After a pause, Zhang Heng continued: "I will take you to heaven now, and you can help me teach my people how to farm and raise livestock. When my merits are completed and I return to the status of a god, I will make you a god too."
"Fairy." Dazhu looked dull.
Zhang Heng took another vaccination and continued: "Now people have just appeared in the place I am guarding, and it is still behind our village. You have to work hard when you get to heaven. Don't you want to be a general and a high official? After you enter, I will
Make you an official."
"Jiu'er. Then I want to be a commune cadre." Dazhu said excitedly.
Zhang Heng smiled, not wasting time, and said: "Okay, you can be any official you want, I will take you to heaven now."
"Wait a minute, Jiu'er, can you take my old man and the others to become officials in heaven?" Dazhu said quickly.
Zhang Heng patted the elder brother on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Of course, but it's not the time yet. The world I guard is too backward. You go and plant more food and raise more livestock. Then I will
I'm bringing Zhang's family here
Go to heaven. You want to come back later. I can also take you back, but you must not tell this matter, otherwise you will violate the rules of heaven and be sent to the eighteenth level of hell. You will only be reincarnated as a pig in the future.
Dog, we can’t be gods anymore.”
"Jiu'er, don't worry, I'll save you." Dazhu said with a serious expression.
Zhang Heng nodded and said: "Let's go, I will take you to the sky now, where my title is Sun King."
After saying that, he grabbed the big pillar with one hand, and with a thought, he suddenly arrived. It was morning in the original space, and the time was just right.
"King. Wuwu!" came the roar of the bearded man.
Dazhu stared blankly at everything in front of him. Is this from the sky? Why do these people look like monsters in Journey to the West...
"Who are you?" Su Xiu asked as she walked out of the crowd. There were only children and a few pregnant women in the cave.
"I, I am Dazhu, are you the fairy empress?" Dazhu asked nervously. As soon as his legs went weak, he wanted to kneel down, and couldn't help shouting: "Jiu'er, Jiu'er, where are you?"
Suddenly, Dazhu realized that where he was standing, there was a stone statue next to him. Isn't this Jiu'er? Why had Jiu'er turned into stone? He quickly shouted: "Jiu'er, Jiu'er." His voice was full of panic.
Zhang Heng confided the syllable: "Dazhu, I'm fine." As soon as the voice came out, a black whirlwind appeared on his head and spread down. In an instant, Zhang Heng recovered his physical body, stood up from the throne, and shouted loudly: "This is my big brother.
, I will teach you how to plant and breed from now on.”
He patted Dazhu on the shoulder to indicate that everything was okay, and then asked Su Xiu: "Where is your sister? Let her come in."
Su Xiu quickly ran out of the cave and shouted loudly.
He was basically aware of the situation in the primitive space, because his consciousness had been descending into the stone body, and he said: "Big Beard, come here. From now on, when I am not around, you will protect my elder brother. His name is Nong." He changed it to "Nong."
"means farming, and Zhang Heng also plans to completely bring the concept of farming into primitive tribes to transition from the Stone Age.
"Nong, guard!" the bearded man shouted.
Zhang Heng nodded and deliberately summoned the Xia tribe to form a guard team. Although he no longer needed protection, his relatives did, and safety was the first priority.
"Jiu'er, are they monsters?" Dazhu asked, scratching his head. The changes in the stone statue just now had dispelled his faint doubts.
Zhang Heng responded: "They are all my people, not monsters, they are all humans, but they have just evolved, uh, they have just become humans, just like our ancestors..." Zhang Heng tried his best to let Dazhu
He understood the concept of primitive people, and then said: "From now on, you will be called (Nong). Dazhu is not a good name. It is not prestigious enough."
"Yes, Nong. It sounds nice, so I'll call you Nong." Dazhu adapted quickly and asked, "Jiu'er, why did you turn into stone?"
Zhang Heng said with a smile: "This is not a stone, this is my Dharma form, just like the golden body of the Bodhisattva in the temple. I am a living god who can come in at any time." After telling the lie a hundred times, it naturally fell into place, as if it were connected.
If Dazhu can't lie to him, how can he continue to fabricate his big lie in reality and space?
At this time, a large crowd came in, led by two shamans, with the men at the front. Zhang Heng returned to the throne with a smile and sat down, accepting the primitive man's kneeling.
When the title "Sun King" echoed in the cave, Dazhu's eyes became brighter and brighter. Jiu'er was really a god descending to earth, the Sun King in the sky. These monsters must be heavenly soldiers and generals.
Zhang Heng said: "This is my eldest brother, named (Nong). He will be responsible for teaching everyone how to plant and breed. Cugu, you will take the men of the Xia tribe to protect you..."
Then he said to Dazhu: "These are Chun Wu, Mu Wu, Qin Shou, Chun Ba, Cuckoo, Big Beard, Yu Ming, Feng, Jiang'an, Nan Ren, An Yeqi, Wu Yao, Mei, Guo... you can remember them all.
Next, you will treat these two wizards as elders from now on..."
At the end, he suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed: "Brother, this is Su Hong, do you like it?" After saying that, he turned his head and looked at the Su sisters coldly, motioning for Su Hong to come forward.
Hearing the sound, Dazhu glanced at the direction he pointed in, and suddenly became nervous and sluggish, not knowing how to speak. Zhang Heng knew it at a glance. Marriage in the old days in the countryside was really simple. The matchmaker introduced it, and the man and woman met each other on a blind date.
If they can see each other, then they will go to the door and meet the parents of both parties. If they think that the family situation of both parties is acceptable, they will arrange for the elders to have a small group of drinks to meet the newlyweds, and then the wedding date can be agreed upon. Including now, this kind of custom
It still continues in rural areas.
Zhang Heng is not an elder, but his current identity is the Sun King of the tribe. As a matchmaker, Su Hong is imprisoned in disguise. As long as he lives for a day, he will not dare to have a second thought. If he can really combine with Dazhu, at least for Dazhu
It's not bad, because according to the uncle's last idea, he planned to spend money to buy a wife for Dazhu, so that she can have children and pass on the family.
ps: This chapter is a make-up for yesterday’s update, and there will be two or three more chapters updated later today.