The two servants and two maids who were waiting for Zhang E were staying on the verandah outside the study. They were bored, but they didn't dare to leave casually. The two maids were older, fifteen or six years old, and the young servant was only ten.
One or two years old, the second servant was teasing the two young men softly. Suddenly they heard Zhang E getting angry and smashing things in the room.
It’s not surprising, but every time Zhang E loses his temper, one of his servants will be beaten. Who will be the unlucky guy today?
Chunlan, the maid, was smart and said, "I'll report it to my wife." She ran away like a flying bird, hiding away first.
The other three looked at each other in shock, not daring to express their anger or go in to persuade. They were at a loss and didn't know what to do. Suddenly they heard the young master Jie from Dong Zhang shouting: "Zhang Yanke, sit down!"
The second maidservant and the first servant were shocked and said to themselves: "Master Jiezi dares to yell at my young master like this. I'm afraid he will be beaten. That will be troublesome. Master Jiezi's mother will come and cry." At the same time, the three of them also breathed a sigh of relief. Yan
It would be great if Mr. Hakka found a punching bag. It would be a blessing as long as the punches and kicks did not fall on them.
But there was silence in the study room. The young boy Fu'er leaned in the door and took a look. He saw Master Yanke standing there panting, staring at Master Jiezi who was facing him, and Master Jiezi stared back -
After a long while, Zhang E took a breath and said, "Jie Zi, I'm not angry with you, I'm scolding the profiteer. The profiteer is hateful. I have to destroy his shop. What's annoying is that his shop is not here.
in Macau."
Zhang Yuan pulled Zhang E and asked him to sit down, turned to the outside of the study and called: "Tea, tea."
The young man Fu'er quickly brought the tea and glanced at Mr. Yanke secretly. The third young man's face was still red with anger, but he was sitting there honestly. It was very different from the usual time when he didn't beat people and calm down.
Sifu'er secretly marveled: "How come the third young master listens to Master Jiezi's words so much? It's really strange!"
Zhang Yuan waved the boy out, then took a sip of tea and said: "Third brother, listen to me, the businessman who sold you the telescope did not deceive you. This telescope is very likely to be the only one in the Ming Dynasty today."
Of course, one hundred and eighty taels of silver should be a bit expensive for one piece, but if you think about it, this telescope was shipped from Thailand and Western countries tens of thousands of miles away to Macau, so the higher price is justified."
Zhang E roared until his mouth went dry. He drank two sips of tea and asked, "Since this is the only one, how come you knew it was a telescope at a glance? Have you seen it in your dream?"
Zhang Yuan smiled and did not answer directly, but said: "I have seen many things in my dreams, far beyond your imagination, so I know it is not surprising. No one knows about many things except me."
Zhang E laughed, shook his head and said: "That's all, Jiezi, you are a god. I can't defeat you, so I'm willing to lose." He rolled his eyes and said, "No, I have another treasure, which will guarantee your success."
Not seen."
Zhang Yuan heard that there were treasures, and thought to himself: "Zhang E has so many treasures. It's good to have money. You can collect a lot of good things. It seems that besides studying for the imperial examination, I have to think of ways to make money."
Nothing can be done without money." He said, "Okay, let me see it, but I have something to say first. Regardless of whether I know this thing or not, you are not allowed to get angry or throw things." He bent down and picked up the two pieces.
Telescope, shaking his head repeatedly.
Zhang E said: "I will never get angry or throw things. A man keeps his word like a mountain."
Zhang Yuan said: "Get the treasure out."
Zhang E said: "Meson, you have to cover your eyes. This treasure is so bright that it will hurt your eyes."
Zhang Yuan put on a blindfold as he was told and heard Zhang E leave the study. After a while, he came back. He was not alone, but also had the footsteps of a woman. There was a difference between a man's footsteps and a woman's, so he asked: "Three
Brother, who did you bring?"
Zhang E said: "A maid, Lian Xia, who is holding the treasure, quickly bring the treasure to Jie Zi. Be careful. Hold it out and let Jie Zi touch it to see if he knows what it is?"
Zhang Yuan heard the maid named Lian Xia timidly agree. She walked up to him lightly, bringing a light fragrance, and then there was a "rustling" sound. It seemed that the treasure was wrapped in brocade.
, it’s really precious——
Zhang E on the side said: "Jiezi, reach out and go down a little bit."
Zhang Yuan stretched out his hand, and the touch was as delicate as porcelain. He couldn't help but be stunned. What is this? He put a slight force on his hand and grasped it, but it felt soft and soft. He shaped it casually, and there was a convex point on the palm of his hand. He couldn't help himself.
After pressing and rubbing the forbidden area, the maid Lianxiang in front of me suddenly hummed, her voice so charming that it made people's hearts tremble.
"It's fatal!"
Zhang Yuan quickly retracted his hand and cursed with a smile: "Zhang Yanke, you are too ridiculous. What the hell is this? Lian Xia, get out." While pulling off his blindfold, he saw a woman in a long-sleeved short shirt and a long Biluo skirt.
The woman's back flashed out of the door.
Zhang E was laughing so hard that he couldn't stand up straight. He pressed his belly and laughed while saying: "Hahahaha, Jiezi, I really admire you. You have really seen this before. Haha, you are not a boy anymore, are you?"
Who is it, Yi Ting or Tu Ting?"
There were only two girls in Zhang Yuan's family, but considering that Tu Ting was too young, it was unlikely, so Zhang E insisted that Yi Ting and Zhang Yuan were having an affair.
Zhang Yuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense! Let me ask you, have you ever read the Tang Dynasty novels "The Biography of the Prefect of Nanke" and "The Story of the Pillow"?"
Zhang E doesn't like to read serious classics, but he wants to read all the unofficial history notes and erotic novels. He said: "Of course I have read it. "The Story of the Pillow" is just a dream of Huang Liang. "The Biography of the Prefect of Nanke" was compiled by Tang Ruoshi of Lin'an.
The Southern Song "Nan Ke Ji" is even more well-known to every household, why do you suddenly ask this?"
Zhang Yuandao: "Let me tell you, the dream I had is similar to the "Nan Ke Ji" and "The Pillow Story", so I am well-informed, that's it."
Zhang E looked at Zhang Yuan intently and asked: "Have you married the princess and become the consort? Have you become a high-ranking official?"
"Who became the consort and became a high-ranking official?"
A woman's voice suddenly sounded outside the study. Zhang E's mother, Mrs. Wang, arrived. Zhang Yuan quickly stood up and saluted.
Mrs. Wang looked at the messy study room and frowned: "E'er, what are you doing, throwing things again!"
Zhang E said with a smile: "Mother, my son was playing with Jiezi and wanted to pretend to be a martial artist. He accidentally knocked down these utensils."
Mrs. Wang hurriedly asked: "Did it hurt your body?"
Zhang E stretched out his arms and said, "No, no."
Mrs. Wang heard from her maid Chunlan that Zhang E lost his temper again and was very angry and anxious. Every time Zhang E lost his temper, he hurt others and himself, so she hurried over to take a look and heard something like "Princess Prince Consort". It seemed that her son was indeed
He was acting and playing with Zhang Yuan, so he said: "Stop fooling around, you've had enough fun, Zhang Yuan, your mother told you to go home for dinner, go back." She still treated Zhang Yuan as a little kid.
Zhang Yuan saluted Mrs. Wang and said goodbye. Zhang E saw him out, laughing all the way.
Zhang Yuan said: "Third brother, the telescope is only broken at the joint, but the lens is not broken. You can find a skilled craftsman to repair it. This telescope is indeed unique in the Ming Dynasty."
Zhang E agreed and was still laughing.
Zhang Yuandao: "Don't send me off. Go back. Remember to accompany me to Dashan Temple tomorrow morning."
Zhang Yuan walked alone across the three-arched stone bridge to the door of his backyard. He felt that his palms were getting tired, so he went to wash his hands in the Minji River. He couldn't help but burst into laughter thinking about it.
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