When Chanjuan heard this, she rolled her eyes angrily, "Sir, time is urgent. Can you stop being so narcissistic? Sit down quickly and I'll help you dress up."
Xue Wuxia quickly sat down and said, "Okay, but don't make me look too good. I don't want to cause anyone to sin."
"That's enough, shut up!" Chanjuan hit her with a blast and started to help Xue Wuxia dress up.
Half an hour later, Chanjuan finally helped Xue Wuxia put on makeup and put on Liniang's white pearl fairy dress.
When Xue Wuxia raised her head slightly, a beautiful woman with a beautiful face appeared in the mirror.
Seeing that beauty, even Chanjuan was stunned.
Their master's appearance is really good. Even if he dresses up casually, he is even more beautiful than that Liniang.
If their master was a woman, she would be able to charm all the men in the world.
The master has this capital, no wonder he is so narcissistic all the time.
At this time, she took out a white veil from her arms and said: "Master, put this veil on, so they will not recognize you and think you are Liniang."
Xue Wuxia nodded, "It's okay, if I put on the veil, they won't see my face, so they won't start fighting for me."
"Really, put it on quickly!" After Chanjuan said that, she helped Xue Wuxia put on the veil.
Wearing a veil, he only revealed a pair of big black beautiful eyes, which gave him a mysterious beauty.
At this time, Xue Wuxia suddenly touched her flat chest and said, "Chanjuan, there seems to be something missing from my chest? It's too flat and not attractive at all. Go find me two steamed buns."
"..." Chanjuan held her forehead speechlessly and said, "Okay, I'll go to the kitchen to look for you, just wait!"
With that said, she walked out and walked towards the kitchen.
Soon, Chanjuan walked in with four big, round white buns, "Sir, I found them!"
Seeing the four big bowl-like steamed buns, Xue Wuxia was so shocked that her eyes almost fell out of her head, "Chanjuan, are these steamed buns too big?"
"There are only this kind of steamed buns in the kitchen. There are no other steamed buns. Do you want it?" Chanjuan said.
"But why are there four steamed buns? I don't want to be regarded as a monster." Xue Wuxia hurriedly hugged her chest.
Chanjuan raised her lips and said: "Master, aren't you hungry? Of course two of these are for us to eat, you are stupid!"
Xue Wuxia then patted her chest, "Okay, okay, I thought you wanted me to put four steamed buns on my chest. Wouldn't I become a monster?"
"Okay, come on, let's eat a steamed bun each first to fill our stomachs." Chanjuan said, passing a white flour steamed bun to Xue Wuxia.
Xue Wuxia pretended to be elegant when eating chicken drumsticks before, but now she was so hungry that stars appeared in her eyes and she was about to ascend to the sky. Seeing this steamed bun, she didn't care about being reserved and started eating it like a hungry tiger.
Anyway, only Chanjuan is here and there is no one else, so he is not embarrassed.
Seeing his eating look, Chanjuan couldn't help but want to laugh.
In the past, the eldest prince was a picky eater and would not eat anything other than delicacies from the mountains and seas. He also looked very elegant when eating, but now he gnaws on steamed buns like a hungry ghost.
No matter how elegant this person is, when he is about to starve to death, he cannot remain elegant and has to show his true colors, let alone be picky!
Soon, the two of them finished off the two steamed buns.
After finishing the steamed buns, Xue Wuxia drank another cup of tea.
After drinking the tea, he burped with satisfaction and looked very comfortable.
Finally full, he felt much better.
Then, Chanjuan handed him two steamed buns and said, "Sir, please put the steamed buns on your chest!"
"Okay! This steamed bun is really good. It can be used as a chest at this time. When we are hungry, it can also be used as food. Yes, it kills two birds with one stone!" Xue Wuxia said, putting the steamed bun on her chest.
Then, he pushed his chest, and the two steamed buns stood up high, making Chanjuan couldn't help but want to laugh.
"Sir, your breasts are so big, those people will definitely go crazy for you."
Xue Wuxia narrowed her eyes in contentment, "This is just the icing on the cake. Even if your young master has a flat chest, he can still make people crazy."
Chanjuan rolled her eyes at him speechlessly and said, "Sir, you always claim to be a righteous man. Do you think it's a bit immoral for us to lie to others like this?"
Xue Wuxia calmly narrowed her eyes, "How can this be called a lie? These dignitaries carry their wives and children behind their backs and come here every day to eat, drink, whore and gamble. They are the real immoral people. What we call robbing the rich and giving to the poor should be
Teach them a lesson and let them know the consequences of not abiding by male ethics!"
"Pfft..." Chanjuan couldn't help laughing.
At this time, there was a sudden sound of footsteps outside.
Immediately afterwards, there was a knock on the door, "Liniang, Liniang, have you dressed up? The auction is about to begin!"
"It's the Madam's voice. Young Master, you should be careful with her, I'll hide first." Chanjuan said and hurriedly hid in the closet.
Seeing Chanjuan hiding, Xue Wuxia coughed gently, then stood up and opened the door.
He was afraid that he would be exposed because he was too tall, so he bent down slightly.
Then, he opened the door gently and said in a woman's voice, "What's wrong? Mom?"
"You! How did you..." The moment Aunt Mei saw "Liniang", she suddenly froze there.
Xue Wuxia's heart trembled. Could it be that Aunt Mei recognized him?
Suddenly, I heard Aunt Mei say excitedly: "Liniang, your eyes are much bigger today, you are so beautiful!"
"I, when I was putting on makeup just now, I purposely made my eyeliner a little bigger." Xue Wuxia said softly.
Aunt Mei suddenly stared at his chest, then put her hands on his chest and said tremblingly: "Wow! Liniang, your breasts are so big today, what did you eat!"
Xue Wuxia hurriedly shrank her breasts and said, "Well, maybe it has grown up a lot since it has become sensible!"
Looking at these breasts, Aunt Mei kept nodding.
Then, she circled around Xue Wuxia, looked at the veil on his face, and exclaimed: "Liniang, you can actually wear a veil, who came up with this idea?"
"I thought, what's wrong?" Xue Wuxia asked doubtfully.
Aunt Mei said excitedly and exaggeratedly: "This is a great idea. You look much more beautiful when you wear a veil than when you don't wear it! This is both mysterious and beautiful, and it will definitely arouse everyone's curiosity and whet everyone's appetite."
The gentlemen have never seen you, so when the time comes they are curious about your appearance and will definitely bid high prices!"
"Oh." Xue Wuxia lowered her head shyly.
Aunt Mei circled around him again and suddenly said: "Liniang, why do I feel that you are a little tall today?"
Xue Wuxia hurriedly shrank her breasts and said, "Oh, that's because they put boosting pads in their shoes, which makes them look slimmer."
"Hey, Liniang, why is your voice a bit shrill today?" Aunt Mei asked in confusion.