Xue Wuxia nodded hurriedly, then stretched out her hand to pinch the cheeks of the two little ones, and said with a smile: "Look at their little faces, they are so round and so cute."
"Weird, weird uncle..." Xing'er glanced at Xue Wuxia fearfully, blinked her big black eyes, and took two steps back timidly.
Xue Wuxia looked at Xing'er in disbelief, "Hey, little guy, you actually called me weird uncle. How am I weird?"
"You look so ugly!" Suddenly, Xiao Nanfeng next to him pointed at Xue Wuxia, put his hands on his waist and said.
Hearing this, Xue Wuxia was so angry that she almost vomited blood.
He pointed at himself and looked at Nanfeng in disbelief, "Hey, little guy, you actually said I'm ugly? How am I ugly?"
Xue Wuxia was going crazy at this time, but unfortunately Nanfeng ignored him at all. He said: "You are not as good-looking as my father."
After saying that, he glanced at Xue Wuxia coldly.
When Xue Wuxia heard this, she was so angry that she jumped again.
Seeing this, Yun Ruoyue hurriedly said: "Mr. Xue, Tong Yanwuji, you must not be the same as them."
Xue Wuxia took a deep breath, covered her heart and said: "Yue'er, your child's language talent is too strong, right? He can talk so much at such a young age, and he can also hurt others. You can't teach him
Bar?"
Yun Ruoyue hurriedly waved her hands, "How is that possible! Maybe Nanfeng often imitates Feng'er's speech, so..."
Xue Wuxia immediately grasped the key point and said: "You mean, Feng'er often said bad things about me to Nanfeng, so Nanfeng learned it?"
"No, you misunderstood. Feng'er didn't say anything bad about you to Nanfeng." Yun Ruoyue hurriedly explained.
"Then she must have told others about this Thousand Sword Killer!" Xue Wuxia said violently.
Just as Xue Wuxia was running rampant, Xiao Nanfeng suddenly pointed at him and said seriously: "You are ugly to begin with!"
"What?" Xue Wuxia looked at Nanfeng explosively. He suddenly picked him up and said sadly: "You little guy, you are still wearing crotchless pants, how dare you call me ugly!"
"Ugly, you are ugly..." Although the little guy was "held hostage" in Xue Wuxia's hands, he was not afraid of him at all.
After hearing this, Xue Wuxia was so angry that she pretended to lift Nanfeng high and threatened: "Okay, little guy, you still dare to rub salt on my wounds, believe it or not, I will transform into a big bad wolf and eat you."
Lose!"
"Wow!" Xiao Nanfeng cried loudly when he heard this.
He cried and struggled at the same time. Suddenly, he couldn't stop, his body tightened, and he peed on Xue Wuxia's face.
The urine sprayed toward Xue Wuxia's face like a string of small water jets, causing Xue Wuxia to scream, "Ah! Pee, he peed! Help!"
As he spoke, he held Xiao Nanfeng in his arms and spun around in circles, so anxious that he almost couldn't catch his breath.
When Yun Ruoyue and Chu Xuanchen saw this scene, they hugged their bellies and laughed.
At this time, Xue Wuxia had quickly put Xiao Nanfeng on the ground.
Then he quickly raised his sleeves and wiped the urine from his face in disgust.
"Nanfeng, are you okay?" Chu Xuanchen laughed twice, then rushed over and held Nanfeng in his arms.
When Xiao Nanfeng saw his father, he immediately put away his tears, opened his big watery eyes and said, "Dad, he is a bad person, a bad person..."
Chu Xuanchen wiped away his tears for him, suppressed his laughter, and said, "Nanfeng, don't be afraid! Uncle, he was just teasing you, look, you even tickled his face!"
"Pfft..." Yun Ruoyue laughed again when she heard this.
She hurriedly walked over and said, "Husband, why are you here?"
Chu Xuanchen suppressed his smile and said: "I just wanted to go to Brother Xue, but I didn't expect to see this scene when I arrived. Yue'er, do you have a handkerchief? Use it to wipe Brother Xue's face quickly, don't neglect it.
Got someone else."
"No, I don't need it!" Xue Wuxia was furious when she heard this.
At this time, he was still wiping the urine on his face, his body was shaking with anger, and he almost died on the spot.
Yun Ruoyue quickly took out a handkerchief and handed it to him, "Mr. Xue, come on, use this handkerchief of mine!"
"Yue'er!" Xue Wuxia took the handkerchief and burst into tears suddenly, "Do you think this little milk bag was intentional? He actually peed on my face. He went too far. He bullied me!"
Xiao Nanfeng also froze when he saw Xue Wuxia's collapse.
He rolled his big grape-like eyes guiltily, as if to say, did he do something wrong just now?
Yun Ruoyue coughed lightly and said: "Well, Nanfeng is still a child. He can't control himself. Mr. Xue, please forgive him!"
"Yes! But don't mind. This is child urine, and most people can't enjoy it. This shows that Nanfeng welcomes you!" A dark smile flashed in Chu Xuanchen's eyes.
"Welcome? Are you sure he welcomes me?" Xue Wuxia said, looking at the sky, and said sadly, "I didn't expect that I, Xue Wuxia, would be defeated by a little baby in my romantic life. I won't tell you anymore.
I’m going to take a shower!”
With that said, he disappeared into the yard like a whirlwind.
Seeing Xue Wuxia running away, Chu Xuanchen and Yun Ruoyue finally couldn't hold back and laughed heartily.
After the two of them laughed for a while, Chu Xuanchen tapped Xiao Nanfeng's nose and said: "Nanfeng, you are really amazing, and you deserve to be my king's son!"
Yun Ruoyue suppressed a smile and said: "This Xue Wuxia is so unlucky that he was bitten by Nanfeng. Will this cause a psychological shadow on him?"
"Isn't that true? A grown man can't even bear such a blow! And who told him to threaten Nanfeng first? He is doing his own evil and will not survive!" Chu Xuanchen said with a smile.
Yun Ruoyue said apologetically: "But he is also our guest after all. I saw him looking like he was very broken just now. Do you think he will do something stupid? Husband, how about we go see him?"
Chu Xuanchen hugged Nanfeng into Feng'er's arms and said, "Okay! Let's go and enlighten him! Feng'er, you take Nanfeng and Xing'er to play!"
"Yes, Your Majesty." Feng'er said, and took a group of little maids to play takraw ball with Nanfeng and Xing'er.
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After the two of them finished speaking, they walked towards the attic where Xue Wuxia lived.
Soon, they arrived outside the attic.
As soon as she got there, Yun Ruoyue saw many servants gathered in front of Xue Wuxia's wing, covering their mouths and snickering.
Even Li Tianwei and Xiao Yu'er were standing outside the door, looking up eagerly, as if watching a good show.
At this time, a burst of shrill cries suddenly came from the room, "Oh my God! I can't live anymore! My noble and wise life has been destroyed in one day!"
"Haha..." When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing.
The person inside shouted in pain: "It's too embarrassing. I can't live anymore. Help me! Whoever buys me a piece of tofu, I'm going to hit my head to death!"