The boiling water spilled from the refined brass nozzle and poured on Lei's body. Groups of white foam were washed away from his body, and then two girls of seventeen or eighteen years old quickly poured another one. Light yellow cream was smeared on Lei's body and wiped with soft satin. As a result, fine white foam continued to pour out, and Lei's skin began to have a faint tinge as the satin was wiped. Red. After doing this three or five times, Lei finally couldn't bear it and muttered: "Is that okay? I have never been so serious about bathing. I just rinse it with water. Why do I need to be so careful?"
The two girls smiled and pushed Lei into the large bathtub. The pool water soaked with rose petals and rose essence made Lei's nose itchy, and then he sneezed heavily. The two girls gently kissed Lei He stroked his back and whispered: "Sir, you have to meet the emperor later. If there is any disrespect or bad smell on your body, it is a crime. Don't move, we will give it to you. Give yourself a good scrub."
Lei was like a cat sitting on a hot roof in spring. He clamped his thighs tightly in embarrassment. He couldn't help but wailed: "Litz, Morse, are you enough? I have been washing since this morning. Now, a layer of my skin has been wiped off by you, and my bones have been softened by the heat. It’s really not possible... Even if the emperor gets close to me, he won’t be able to find anything dirty. Isn’t it enough?”
The two pretty girls showed playful smiles. They finally allowed Lei to crawl out of the pool. Then, they wiped Lei's body with white silk and carefully cut it off with silver scissors. He took off Lei's nails and gave him a good repair on his temples. Finally, he was allowed to leave the bathroom. As soon as he escaped from the terrible bathroom, five personal maids rushed over and tried their best to push Lei down. He sat on a chair in front of a large mirror.
Lei screamed: "What are you doing? What are you putting on my head?" Looking at the transparent ointment with a light fragrance, Lei felt like he was about to die. Liz and Morse had already left. When they came over, they had put on a white robe, which finally covered the vagina that almost drove Lei crazy. They smiled and ordered the five maids to apply ointment on Lei's head and explained Said: "This is the best hair cream in the imperial capital, sir. All the nobles use it. It can make your hair look smoother."
Lei couldn't stand the aroma. He stood up suddenly and yelled loudly: "Damn it, what kind of bullshit hair cream is not hair cream? I will never use them... Damn it, this is my virtue, what bullshit Don't tell me these things about the enjoyment of nobles. Enough, wash me up. I hate this smell. I would rather rub human blood on my head than have this disgusting smell radiate from my body... Really damn it."
He was furious and frightened all the maids to kneel down. Lei rushed into the bathroom with a groan and rinsed it hard under the water pipe. Then, Lei strode out of the bathroom and looked at the seven apologetically. The maid, who was as frightened as a frightened bird, said harmoniously: "I hate these things, but I don't mean to punish you? Well, stand up and bring me my uniform. I hate these things." The air of an aristocrat."
Lisi and Morse stood up carefully, and then pulled up the five maids. They asked in a low voice: "Sir, are you really wearing a uniform? But you must wear a dress to attend a palace banquet.
Your Excellency from the Ministry of State has just sent you fifty sets of finely crafted dresses. Look..."
Lei shook his head quickly, waving his thick arms and shouted: "No, no, those dresses are too funny to wear, like a piece of cloth wrapping a barbecued suckling pig. I don't like that kind of thing... still
The uniform is comfortable to wear, that's all." No one dared to raise any objections. Lei is their master. Not to mention that Lei wants to wear a uniform, even if he goes to the banquet without clothes, they have nothing to do with it.
So, he put on his black uniform as quickly as possible, hung the thick long sword on his waist, stepped on the high-cut calfskin boots, and walked around the room for a few steps, grinning.
Dazui smiled with satisfaction: "That's great, hehe, it turns out that these clothes are comfortable to wear."
The door opened silently, and Lei's manager, Comoso, walked in with mechanical and precise steps, and announced loudly: "Sir, Sir Jerry is here."
As soon as he finished speaking, Jerry in a gorgeous dress walked in with dancing steps and said easily: "Ah, Lei, look, are you still wearing a uniform? But you still look good in a uniform.
, unlike me, unless I wear a high-quality armor, the uniform of that kind of fabric cannot show my majesty... right? Milomi? You are a worm in the imperial capital, a scum of a nobleman, and a girl.
Butcher, and miser of precious works of art?”
One was wearing a loose white top with gorgeous gold embroidery patterns, tight black trousers, and two gold embroidered white stockings that directly covered his knees. He had long wavy black hair and a delicate mustache.
, a young man with a refined, ivory-colored face walked in quickly, and he said in a smooth tone as if he had just swallowed two kilograms of butter: "Jerry, this is not what a good friend should say.
.I am the most famous girl lover in the imperial capital, how can you ruin my reputation in front of Lord Lei? Oh my god, is this Lord Lei? This is the first time we have met..."
Milomi had already rushed to Lei's side. She raised her head and looked at Lei's rough and ferocious face, and exclaimed loudly: "Oh my God, such a mighty general should be equipped with a blood-red cloak.
There are still a few holes in the cloak. It is best to burn some of them with fire, so that all his majesty can be reflected... Mr. Lei, don't worry, I will design a very unique dress for you.
of."
Jerry looked at Lei who was in a daze and laughed: "Lei, this is what I said, Milomi, the son of Lord Chris, is one of my best friends, but he went to Los Angeles in the north a few days ago.
I went to look for the best white fox skin in Ta Xing Province, and I just returned to the imperial capital...Okay, it's almost time, we can go to the palace, Lei, you have to remember what I told you, you can do anything to anyone.
No courtesy, just a slight bow. Do you understand? Don't be embarrassed. I know the court etiquette is too complicated, so I don't bother to teach you."
Milomi quickly shouted: "That's not possible, Lei, you have to know that for those noble ladies, court etiquette is a must. Even if you have taken off her clothes, you still have to use your best Gentle etiquette invites her to lie on the bed and spread her thighs, isn't it?"
Lei laughed out loud. He liked Milomi's direct and rude words very much. He hated nobles with elegant accents the most, such as the small and medium-sized nobles who had been trying their best to visit in the past few days. They were all as proud as a little rooster in love, but when they saw him, they immediately turned into a little hen that had just been raped, and Lei couldn't stand what he said.
The three of them strode downstairs in a row. Behind them, Comoso held his head high and made a few quick gestures to signal the maids to tidy up the room. Then he walked quickly with absolutely precise square steps. They followed Lei. When attending a palace banquet, a steward like him always has to follow the master. Although they cannot attend the banquet, the palace will arrange a hall with countless food and wine for them to enjoy.
Milomi waved her hands easily, and after admiring Lei's size and sharp eyes for a while, she said: "If you two had returned to the imperial capital earlier, I wouldn't have gone to Lota Province. Alas. , It’s such a shame to say it, Jerry, you have many masters now, but you must help me regain this face.”
Jerry looked at Milomi in surprise and said: "From your tone, it seems that you were forced to go to Lota Province. What happened? My God, your grandfather is Duke Chris. Who dares to offend you?"
Milomi frowned and said with dissatisfaction: "The son of Duke Ou in Cali in the east came to the imperial capital to study, but he dared to pursue my lover. You know, that husband was killed in a duel. Countess Rolock. Oh my God, I ordered my thirty personal knights to challenge his subordinate knights, but seven of them were killed... In front of Rolock, he actually killed seven of me. Knight...damn it, Rolock actually colluded with him and gave me a cold look, hum..."
Jerry gave Ray a quick wink, smiled and said, "So?"
Milomi sighed: "I'm just a fifth-level bronze knight. If I had to duel with Kari Beou, I would be dead. So I can only buy some of the best white fox skins and come back to make the most exquisite one." I gave my coat to Rolock. But to be honest, I was too embarrassed, so I went out to avoid the limelight. It was my knight who took the initiative to challenge his people, and the result... hum."
Lei frowned and said: "You challenge him directly like this, aren't you afraid of your grandfather's censure? Your grandfather is the minister of state, and Calibeo's father is the lord of a province, and you have a conflict..."
Milomi shrugged easily: "Oh, my God, my God, Lei, you must learn the lifestyle of us nobles. It's just a challenge, not that kind of family duel, no one will take it seriously, but I just can’t live with it because of my reputation. And those seven knights are my best subordinates. I’m really sad. It makes me so angry... Besides, Jerry, you didn’t tell Lei that our imperial capital Are the nobles from other places always at odds with the nobles from other places?"
Jerry nodded with a smile: "Oh, Lei and I have been having fun outside these days, where can we discuss these serious issues? Lei, the great nobles in the imperial capital are of the same faction, and the lords from other places, those great nobles are all of the same faction, and they are all talking to each other.
Fighting for power. However, among the lords in other places, the duke family with royal blood like ours belongs to the Imperial Capital faction, which is why Milomi and I have such a good relationship... There are twenty-one lords in the empire.
Among them, nine have royal blood, so with the addition of the aristocratic power of the imperial capital, they are on an equal footing with those guys."
Lei blinked in confusion and asked, "But what are you fighting for? You are all nobles."
Milomi said easily: "Oh, let's talk about the simplest example. Every year, each lord has to turn in a part of his harvest. So, is this proportion issue worth fighting with each other?
What? Moreover, the nobles in the imperial capital have an advantage in the official positions in the imperial court, while the country bumpkins from other places are a little weaker... Oh, Jerry, I didn't say anything about you."
Jerry laughed loudly: "I grew up in the imperial capital. How can I be considered a country bumpkin? Oh, Lomart, have you finished your work?"
Lomart, who had a pair of soft eyes, quickly walked over from the gate and saluted. He said respectfully: "My subordinate's housework has been finished. I would like to thank you for your concern."
Lei slapped Lomat on the shoulder: "Okay, as soon as the matter is done, let's go to the palace as soon as possible. Ha, I want to see what the palace looks like. Oh, why doesn't that guy from Crete still?
What about coming back? However, it will take enough time to rush from the 'Sacred City' to Xili Province, and then back to the imperial capital, so I can't blame him."
Lei's whispered words were not heard by Milomi and the others. Kun, Yasuo, and Mis had already rushed over to salute Lei. In the past few days, while Lei was having a good time and having fun, the three of them had just been appointed.
The poor leader of the division had no choice but to train hard, so all of them had skin flakes blown by the cold wind on their faces. Lei gave them a few good greetings, and the group got on their horses, and Milo
Mi Ze got into a luxurious carriage, and the group of people slowly headed towards the royal palace in the center of the 'Crazy Battle City'.
He vaguely heard the sound of light rain coming from Milomi's carriage. Lei was no longer the first brother at this moment, so he naturally knew what was going on inside. Jerry looked straight ahead and whispered:
"This guy Milomi, whose face was ruined by Karibou, actually hooked up with his sister and was trying to earn face... Karibou's sister has a very good figure and a very good appearance.
A beautiful, but mindless, good-for-nothing woman who has no other use than getting into bed, yet she was seduced by Milomi."
Lei looked at Milomi's carriage with a strange expression, and then sighed for a long time: "To earn back face, I can help him fight. The two of us join forces, and we should be able to beat Kari and Ou to the point where they can't even cry.
Come out? Why bother with his sister? Does he really have to fuck all the women in his family to be satisfied? "
Lomart said solemnly: "Sir, you are wrong. Milomi-sama can only fuck the young women in their family at most. Those old guys will never touch her."
A group of people laughed dumbly. They laughed "chichi" and rode their horses up the main passage in the city. They walked forward slowly, passing the group of "War Spirit" sculptures in the central square, and then walked another two hundred feet ahead.
It is the Imperial City with a side length of two miles. The newly recruited knights of the Violent Lion Legion are holding sharp swords and forming a neat queue, surrounding the entire Imperial City every two meters. And outside the Imperial City
On the streets, countless cavalrymen of the Mad Dragon Legion patrolling back and forth.
The patrolling cavalrymen of the Mad Dragon Legion suddenly saw their immediate superiors, and they immediately raised their spears and issued the highest greetings. Lei Ye quickly pulled out his long sword and raised his sword to the sky.
He returned a salute to them. The soldiers of the Mad Dragon Legion continued to drive their war horses to patrol after Lei and the others passed by.
Jerry sighed: "Fortunately, it's not my Silver Wolf Legion that's responsible for security tonight, otherwise I wouldn't be able to return the favor without my uniform."
Lei Ze looked at the Mad Dragon Knights blankly and said: "Well, when things settle down, I will go to the military camp for training. If I can't train with them now, who can when the war starts?
Will you obey my orders well?"
Jerry tilted his head, blinked his eyes, nodded and said: "That's true, but Lei, I can tell you that the training of soldiers is the matter of the subordinate division commanders, not to mention the current affairs of training soldiers.
Mr. Gaddafi has done everything himself. You can rest assured that the soldiers he trained are all elite soldiers. What we need to do now is to go to the military camp every month to encourage things, and then we will manage the financial affairs of the army.
Logistics and other things, if you do everything yourself, you can't possibly take care of everything."
Just as Lei was about to speak, Jerry had already said: "For example, Lei, if you go to participate in training, it is very good. Then, about a thousand soldiers can see you training hard, and they will be very moved, and they will
It's a very hard training, but what about the other 149,000 soldiers? They can't feel your presence at all... So it's useless for you to train the soldiers yourself."
Lei was stunned, and he said dejectedly: "You still have a point, I still can't be the commander of the army, this..."
Jerry shook his head and laughed: "It doesn't matter, you always have to keep learning to learn these things. Okay, okay, be more energetic, Sir Sidok is waiting for us at the door."
Lei quickly puffed up his chest, dismounted with Jerry, and then walked quickly towards Sidok. He had no time to see what the palace looked like. Anyway, the general feeling was that the architectural style was similar to other buildings, but it was extra special.
It's just a lot taller, and has some slight decorative patterns added to it.
Sidok looked at their arrival with a smile, and then whispered: "Okay, listen carefully, this time His Majesty will personally award you with honors, personally award you with titles, etc., but in order to take care of those six countries
For the sake of your bastard face, Your Majesty will not clearly explain what your merits are. He will probably just convey them in a sentence or two. But don’t worry, your merits will be praised within the empire. Well, your soldiers will
I will be the first to see the battle report of the two of you, so don’t worry, everything is arranged.”
Messot wandered out from nowhere and added in a low voice: "The time for conferring honors on you will be short, but His Majesty will introduce you to all the nobles. When the time comes, you will have to kneel on one knee and perform the knight's salute in return. I understand.
What? And Lei, you must not be impulsive."
Lei nodded quickly and said: "I will lead my troops to crush their imperial capital, but I will never have a conflict with them in the palace."
Messot and Siddoch nodded with satisfaction and led a group of them towards the palace. Ray looked back at Milomi's carriage, but saw that there was no movement at all. Jerry whispered without looking away.
: "That guy is at a critical moment. He will come out after he vents his anger. This pervert is too lazy to endure for so long. He is really a guy with a lot of sperm."
Lei almost laughed. Isn't this Milo Mi a little too horny?
The whole night, the banquet was spent in a very harmonious and cheerful atmosphere. Lei saw Shagru, the emperor of the Vant Empire, for the first time, and Shagru also saw for the first time what would later be called '
The god of death, Ray. Halfway through the banquet, when everyone was a little drunk, Shagru personally announced generous rewards to Ray and Jerry. In addition to the rewards that Ray and Jerry had already received,
In addition to official positions and fiefdoms, together with Gaddafi and Kai, they received the Imperial Medal of Courage, the Imperial Medal of Honor, the Imperial Knights Medal, and a huge Imperial Cross of Glory...
However, in the end, what made Lei feel the most beneficial was the additional reward of 10 million gold coins announced by the Minister of State. This was also because Lei was a nobleman with a commoner background and had no financial savings.
Gru specially arranged it... and Wei's family was awarded a pension of two million gold coins.
Lomathe was the most satisfied person besides Ray. He was awarded the title of baron, while his father was awarded the title of viscount in accordance with the imperial practice. This change of title made Lomathe's
His face was filled with light, and his waist seemed to be straightened a lot, and even the soft aura on his face was weakened.
The last image of Lei was of countless people rushing up to toast him. Then, his vision went dark and he fell to the ground with a crash, knocking out a poor Mr. Earl...