Wang Xu was walking alone in the woods. He had been separated from the other three for half an hour. He didn't know the condition of the others. Anyway, he was completely unconscious.
Half an hour ago, he was walking and chatting with Mr. Cat. Unexpectedly, in a blink of an eye, he entered the forest, and all the people around him disappeared. Then Wang Xu turned around and around, until now.
, to put it nicely, this is called getting lost, to put it more seriously, it is to encounter a mountain disaster...
He was in a very depressed mood, not because he was lost. In the words of Mr. Cat, he had already lost his way on the road of life... The reason why he was depressed at the moment was that no one cared about him at all, as if he was the kind of person who relied on the formation.
If you can fool the character in the past, there is no need to find someone to stop him.
Wang Xu saw that he was still wandering around these places, so he simply sat down and began to think of some crooked ideas. Blow up the mountain? He didn't have explosives, so he set fire? He might burn himself in... Call for help? This idea
Even Wang Xu himself was shocked.
So what should he do? He thought of a way. He started leaving marks on the trees. The result of this was that he was more sure that he was spinning in circles.
"Is there anyone here?! I'm here to play football! Please be more serious, please!" He could only lament helplessly.
"Hello." A hand was placed on Wang Xu's shoulder.
Wang Xu was startled, and his fear usually manifested itself by slapping him in the face before speaking, so he grabbed the hand and turned around and punched him.
As a result, the blow was easily caught by the opponent.
"Young man, don't be afraid, it's me."
Wang Xu has also seen this man, the old housekeeper who received Wang Xu at the door just now. But what Wang Xu was thinking about at this moment was, you old guy caught my fist easily, am I still afraid?
"Oh, it turns out it's you. Well... you came just in time. This forest is very strange. I'm lost. Why don't you show me the way?"
"It's not urgent... I remember someone shouted just now that they want to kick the gym or something?"
After hearing this, Wang Xu's expression immediately changed, and he jumped three feet away with a cry, "Ha! I knew you, an old boy, had bad intentions! If you want to fight, fight him, whoever is afraid of you!"
The old housekeeper remained expressionless: "In that case, I just want to play with you."
Wang Xu was actually unsure. Who knew if this old guy was a lunatic like the Shaolin sweeping monk? If I were killed by him with one move, it would be very embarrassing for me, a freshly minted newcomer, to be ranked first in the assessment.
So he immediately thought of a strategy to delay time: "Wait a minute! You name your name first, my men will not attack unknown people!"
The old housekeeper said calmly: "I am just a servant of the Ning family, why bother asking."
"That's not okay. I, Guiguzi Wang Xu, am a character who is famous all over the world and will last forever. How can I bully an old man who doesn't even dare to tell me his name?"
The old housekeeper was not moved at all after hearing his shameless words: "Then I'll tell you, I have a little reputation in the world of ghost hunting, and I am the Landscape Judge Wang Yan."
"Tch... I've never heard of it..." Wang Xu's expression was very disdainful. He was telling the truth. He had never heard of many ghost hunters...
The name Landscape Judge Wang Yan was also a famous figure more than 20 years ago. At that time, he was one of the four masters of "Qin, chess, calligraphy and painting". With a pair of golden judge pens, he said that "the landscapes in the paintings are all in his hands"
, the judge of life in the pen will leave it."
If it were Shui Yingyao who met this old man, he would definitely be very energetic. Although this man has not made any big noise in ten years, who knows what level of strength he has reached now.
But Wang Xu, a reckless person, actually said the words "I haven't heard of it". This was like a sharp knife inserted directly into Wang Yan's heart. For a master, what is the most painful thing? That is "Although
You are in the world, but there is no legend about you in the world."
Wang Yan was already very angry at this moment. Although he didn't show it too much on his face, he had already decided in his heart that the boy in front of him should look good. Who knows that Wang Xu's farce is not over yet...
"Then...even though you are a nobody, let me give you a name..." He cleared his throat very arrogantly (don't ask me how I did this act of clearing my throat so arrogantly...)
"That's right! I am both beautiful and intelligent, the embodiment of hero and chivalry, charming thousands of girls, correcting the social atmosphere, the number one in the new subject in newcomer evaluation, and a new star in the world of ghost hunting! The 250th generation direct descendant of Guigu Taoism
The successor, Guiguzi Wang Xu! That’s right!”
Wang Yan was injured, and his ears and soul were ruthlessly ravaged. Wang Xu instantly refreshed Wang Yan's understanding of the word shameless, rewritten his outlook on life and values, and refreshed his personal image to an unprecedented lower limit.
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What Wang Yan didn't know was that this was just the beginning...
Seeing that the other party was shocked by him, Wang Xu immediately decided to slap his nose in the face. He continued: "What... there is poetry to prove it! As the saying goes, the heaven and earth have righteousness, and are mixed with manifolds. Below are the rivers and mountains, and above are the rivers and mountains.
It is the sun and the star. To others, it is said to be vast and overwhelming..." He then began to memorize a three-hundred-word song of righteousness...
If I were Brother Wen Tianxiang, I would definitely not let him go...
The veins on Wang Yan's head were twitching wildly, but he was still a senior after all, and he had been pretending to be a master from just now. It was really difficult to get angry, so he could only wait for Wang Xu to finish memorizing the entire poem of righteousness songs.
Although Wang Xu has nothing to do with the verses in this righteous song, the number of long poems he can recite is really limited. After all, he is just hanging around in the history department of Xiangyi. If he finds a Chinese major
If you have classmates, you will definitely be able to read like this all day long.
Finally, Wang Xu finished reciting, and Wang Yan's patience almost reached its limit. He said with a calm face: "So, now, can I ask for some advice?"
"No, I want to poop..."
"you……"
"You either take me out of the woods, or I will fertilize your landscaping for free..."
Wang Yan compromised, and he took Wang Xu out of the formation. Wang Xu saw the long-lost main driveway, and then followed Wang Yan to an empty villa to solve the problem.
When Wang Xu returned to the house very shaken, Wang Yan had already decided to beat this kid until he couldn't take care of himself.
It is definitely a skill to be able to make a highly popular person who has been retired for more than ten years and is nearly sixty years old like this. The most terrifying thing is that Wang Xu did not notice the anger of the other party at all...
"Okay, since you want to fight so much, I will play with you. If you lose, how about you take me to the main house?"
Wang Yan replied: "Okay, then if you lose..."
"Hahahaha!" Wang Xu interrupted the other party with a wild smile: "I will lose? Are you kidding me?"
Wang Xu's bluff this time became the straw that broke the camel's back. Wang Yan's blood vessels burst out so many times that he saw a flash of golden light in his hands, and a pair of judge pens came towards Wang Xu.
