"I had a dream two days ago..." Wang Xu was drinking low-quality coffee made by Master Mao in the office and chatting with him wordlessly.
Mr. Cat fell on the sofa, looking like he was so tired that he only had half a life left. He didn't even bother to raise his head: "You are a otaku and a virgin. You usually watch too many love action movies. You just have some erotic dreams."
, I think we should change the topic."
Wang Xu did not complain this time, he said seriously: "No, no, this dream is different, in a dark and lonely environment... I knelt in front of a beautiful woman, and she asked me if I knew her, and I said
I don’t know, but then I started crying for no reason, and then she started to laugh, and at the end of the laugh she started to cry too. This dream was so strange, and I couldn’t remember the beauty’s face or voice after I woke up. Do you think so?
Could it be that he is possessed by a ghost?"
"I think you should watch more romantic action movies...so that you won't have weird dreams all day long..."
"Tch... I know it's useless to ask you." Wang Xu drank the cup of coffee, "By the way, it's been more than a month since the Demon Summoning Array incident, why are you still living here? You and Shui Ying
Where is Haruka's world of two?"
"I moved away...you can take over as soon as possible, right?"
"That's right! There is a rumor in the school now that Wang Xu lives in the basement of a bar. This will have a bad influence and seriously damage my glorious image in the eyes of the masses!"
"You mean... if the school changes its teachings, if you live on the second floor of a bar, the impact will be better..."
"Well...well...we are discussing your problem, don't change the topic!"
"Hey...she is forcing me to get married. I don't agree, and then she ignores me...that's probably what happened."
"Then you go and register with her. This beautiful woman with a house and a car is forcing you to get married. Are you still not happy?"
"So...young people today think about things too simply...forget it, I'm too lazy to explain to you."
"Tch...I'm too lazy to listen. I'm going to school."
Wang Xu went to the bar downstairs to pack a few clothes and then went to school. He had been feeling a little bored lately. Ever since the Demon Summoning Array incident, he always felt that there was something weird, but he couldn't put it in words. In short, Mr. Cat would never go back to school again.
No tasks were assigned to him.
In the new semester after the holidays, Wang Xu still used his magical ability to fall asleep as soon as class was in class. The bell after class seemed to be his alarm clock. During the exam, with Qi Bing's help, it was basically impossible for this guy to fail the exam.
, so his college life basically consists of eating, sleeping, and playing. Of course, the most important thing is to take time to study the two Guigu Taoist books in his hand, "Subduing Demons" and "Slaying Dragons."
At first Wang Xu had some fantasies about the book "Slaying the Dragon", but after taking a closer look, hey! Chu Liuxiang's Qinggong, Ximen Chuixue's sword, Li Xunhuan's flying knife, Lu Xiaofeng's telepathic finger. In this book
...Nothing at all... So his enthusiasm was mostly extinguished.
In fact, the classics left by Guiguzi are all very magical spiritual objects. For example, the chapter on subduing demons can automatically allow Wang Xu to understand part of the content based on the growth of his spiritual consciousness. In other words, when your ability reaches a certain level,
, you can directly understand the following content without translating ancient texts. The Dragon Slaying Chapter is also a similar system, but Wang Xu's "martial arts" is almost non-existent, so he doesn't understand a single word in the entire book.
When he finally translated the first few lines and found that they were all theoretical explanations about "nourishing qi", he simply threw the bamboo scroll aside and stopped caring about it. According to his original words: "To nourish qi? You need to inhale."
I went to the hospital to get the oxygen!"
In this way, another peerless cultivation method fell into Wang Xu's hands. I don't know when it will see the light of day again...
Let’s not talk about practicing Guigu Taoism for the time being. On this day, he rode a broken bicycle to the school as usual, and was suddenly stopped by a beautiful woman.
She has reddish to medium-short hair, and her eyes are like a cat, smart but a bit evil, but her eyes make Wang Xu feel a little uncomfortable, as if she can see the bottom of your heart at a glance, that kind of indifference and cynicism
The look in his eyes reminded him of a nasty guy named Cat Master.
"Are you Wang Xu, a first-year student?" Her voice was arrogant and cold, as if she was interrogating a prisoner, but it didn't make people feel rude.
Wang Xu looked at her sideways, as if he was about to ride away at any moment: "What are you doing..." As he asked, he was thinking about how he had offended the stranger in front of him.
"Hello, I'm Yanli, a third-year student. Come with me." After saying this, she jumped behind Wang Xu's bicycle and said coldly: "Turn left ahead."
"Hey... I mean classmates..."
"Call me senior."
"Senior sister...what do you want to do all of a sudden..."
"You'll know when you come with me."
Wang Xu seemed to freeze there for two or three seconds, with a very evil look in his eyes, and I don't know what thoughts passed through his mind. In short, after two or three seconds, he stopped talking and started riding on his bicycle.
When he arrived at his destination, Wang Xu seemed to understand that this was the stage for the drama club to rehearse...
"Let me introduce you. This is Wang Xu. Counting him, we have almost enough manpower."
"Hey, hey, hey... what do you mean by counting him... Who are you going to count..." Wang Xuxu looked at the group of people in front of him.
"Congratulations! You are now a member of the drama club!" A guy wearing glasses came up. There is often such a person in the university. You can smell his scent even before he gets close.
, the smell of the backbone of the student union...
"Oh~ I know this guy with glasses, classmate Hua Zhanyun from the student union." Wang Xu actually remembered this guy, because this guy was really a very enthusiastic and eye-catching idiot, "But... familiar
Guishu, I don’t think I said I wanted to join this drama club, right?"
Yan Li casually took out a small notebook from her pocket: "According to my information, you have not joined any club for half a year since you entered the school. In fact, there is no club that wants you, so you have no reason to refuse."
"I still need a reason to reject others..." Wang Xu was about to start uttering fallacies when he saw an acquaintance walking towards him.
Qi Bing still had a sullen face: "Wang Xu, please take a step to speak."
Wang Xu was shocked to see Qi Bing here and almost screamed. Qi Bing pulled him aside and whispered: "You'd better agree. There are many cadres of the student union here, and it's not easy to offend."
"Tch... I am a superhero, am I afraid of these little brats?" He spoke without thinking. In fact, they are a year or two older than him.
"Actually, this drama club is easy to get along with. You only have to play a small role and be responsible for setting up backgrounds and making props. You are equivalent to a handyman, and you can also gain a lot of benefits by building a good relationship with the student union."
"Huh? That's not right..." Wang Xu looked at Qi Bing with strange eyes: "You don't look like this kind of person... Are you here for other reasons?"
"Qi Bing, don't forget to have lunch together. I'm leaving first." A sweet voice came. Wang Xu saw Yu Xin walking out not far away. This woman pretended to be innocent and cute in school.
The little lolita has made many young men and young masters sleepy, and who knows that she is the type of person who kills people without blinking an eye... It would be a pity that someone with this kind of acting skills could not come to the drama club.
"You..." Wang Xu's eyes were extremely lewd, and Qi Bing interrupted him as soon as he said a word.
"My patience has limits!" Qi Bing's face was covered with shadows, and he stared at Wang Xu condescendingly, "I might go crazy if I stay alone in this club, you must come and help me!"
Wang Xu's lips twitched: "I...I understand, I just want to join..."
Now it became clear that Qi Bing couldn't help himself. He was just looking for a companion in a group that was not suitable for him.
Wang Xu returned to Yan Li: "Senior, I thought about it and decided to join."
Yan Li immediately took out a small notebook and started writing: "Very good, then you will be considered a member of the drama club. I will put your name on the member list later. By the way, first-year students are generally not allowed to serve as members.
For important roles, you can at most play a side role like monsters or horses, and you also have to be responsible for props, changing scenery, etc. It’s quite hard, so you have to be mentally prepared.”
"Ah...ah...I see." Wang Xu basically knows that the so-called "shortage of manpower" is just a lack of a few coolies. The protagonist has long been secretly divided among you guys. Where can I get my share?
Of course, Wang Xu himself doesn't like to show off very much. He finds it troublesome and hates doing things seriously. It is obviously inappropriate to take on a major role. A walk-on role is best for him, because otakus generally keep a low profile...
"By the way, we are going to ask Shang Lingxue to help play the heroine for the school cultural festival performance. Do you have any questions?" Yan Li suddenly asked, and the whole audience fell silent for an instant, and everyone stopped what they were doing.
Looking back at this place, Qi Bing's forehead was already covered with fine beads of sweat.
"Ah? Who?" Wang Xu looked puzzled: "I don't know the person you're talking about, and...does it take my consent to be the heroine?"
Yan Li stared into his eyes for a few seconds, then continued to lower her head and write something in her little notebook: "I understand, then that's it, you don't have to do anything today, just get to know the other students in the club." She said.
After saying that, he turned around and left.
In fact, there have been rumors in the school for a long time. According to various signs, the school beauty Shang Lingxue finally dumped the small character Wang Xu. The two are now strangers. Of course, even if the boys in the school get together to have a party
At a party or something, I would never let a word of it reach the ears of Wang Xu, the person involved.
Time is such a wonderful thing. Wang Xu is still an inconspicuous little character in a school like Xiangyi, so just half a month after the rumors appeared, people forgot about him. Now the focus of Xiangyi is the school belle
Who is her next boyfriend? If Yan Li hadn't asked this question today, no one would have mentioned the matter of Wang Xu and Shang Lingxue.
Qi Bing on the side was shocked and broke into a cold sweat. Catching ghosts was not so exciting. If Wang Xu learned that his memory had been erased, it was hard to say what this madman would do...
People around were whispering: "Hey, how pitiful, are you pretending not to know each other?"
"There's nothing we can do about it. Maybe forgetting is easier for him to accept."
"Even I feel a little sympathy for him..."
Wang Xu stood there stunned for a few seconds, then said "cut" and walked away. He really didn't know anything...
