After the club activities ended, Wang Xu disappeared in a flash. He had been putting off coming to school before, mainly because he was thinking about how to face Yan Li. Unexpectedly, they just met today, and without even saying a few words, he came out.
After such a thing happened, it seemed like he had to go back and think about it...
He was walking in school when he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach. The first thing that flashed through his mind was the box of expired milk he drank in the morning. When he just returned to the dormitory, he found this thing in the refrigerator, so
, in line with the principle of eliminating all waste, he drank the whole box without paying attention to the strange smell.
Now that I think about it, this behavior is really terrible. Please don’t imitate it...
In short, Wang Xu was suffering from pain and was looking for the nearest toilet to solve the problem. It happened that the medical clinic in Xiangyi South District was fifty meters in front of him. As if he had received amnesty, he walked quickly towards it.
There are two such small clinics on Xiangyi campus, located on the north and south sides of the school. They are not clinics at all. Their scale and facilities are no worse than those of district-level hospitals, but they can only receive not many patients, and the wards are also small.
Very little.
Basically, this clinic treats colds, food poisoning, and the like. Students can go there to get IV drips at most. In case of a major accident or sudden illness, preliminary rescue can be completed there and sent to the hospital after the situation is stable.
Go to a large hospital nearby, so the ambulance and doctors in this small clinic are on call 24 hours a day.
Wang Xu ran into the building, and without saying a word, he went straight to the toilet according to the sign, and spent more than half an hour there before coming out. When he walked to the gate, he felt something was wrong, and there was still a dull pain in his stomach.
…
"It's better to check it out..." He thought and walked to the side door.
The back door of this medical clinic is quite interesting, it is the so-called "health room". It is a small independent room with only a few beds and a health room doctor.
Some people may want to ask, is it necessary to set up a health care room next to a hospital-sized clinic?
The answer is yes. The health room handles the following situations: first, receiving guys who have sobered up from a hangover and cannot return to the dormitory because they smell of alcohol; second, young ladies who can’t even put a band-aid on themselves. In fact, this
There are indeed such people in the world; third, if the cold is not serious, we can give you prescription medicine directly here; fourth, the health room provides pregnancy test strips...
In other words, many small things can be done here, which can simplify the treatment steps. In a situation like Wang Xu's, it will be fine if you go to the health center and prescribe some medicine.
Wang Xu pushed open the door of the health room. His figure suddenly stiffened. Then, he took a step back and closed the door again...
"It's not good...I didn't expect expired milk to be so powerful. I'm hallucinating..." He finished this sentence with a distracted look, and then opened the door again, but the scene before him was no different from before.
Master Mao was holding a cup of coffee, his eyes were empty, and his hair was still messy. It was worth mentioning that he, who had always been slovenly dressed, actually changed his style at this moment. The shirt under his white coat was very crisp, and he also tied a tie.
"Classmate, did you go to the wrong door, or do you have some kind of gonorrhea and are too embarrassed to come in?" It seemed that this person must be Mr. Cat. He made a very bad opening statement in a very normal tone.
"Compared with you, gonorrhea is like a fart in the storm..."
"Ah... this classmate seems to have a deep prejudice against me." Looking at his old-fashioned look, it really doesn't matter whether others have prejudice against him...
Wang Xu closed the door, walked to a hospital bed and sat down. After making sure that there were only two of them in the room, he said, "Why are you here?"
"Of course I'm at work. What did you think you were doing?"
"What? You work here?"
"It's been a week, and you just found out? So, it's very beneficial to use your spiritual sense to search around when you have nothing to do. Otherwise, you won't even know if an enemy comes to your door."
"I'm not you, I don't have so many enemies..."
"Then you should be lucky..."
Wang Xu muttered: "No wonder I went to the office recently, and every time I went to the office, that guy Elbert was there swatting flies, but you were nowhere to be found, and you didn't even park your car downstairs."
"That office will be managed by you from now on. I am a married man now and I have to find a more stable job to prevent my son from writing something shocking when he writes an essay like "My Dad" in the future.
remarks."
Wang Xu squinted at him: "I really don't understand why Xiangyi would accept someone like you..."
Mr. Mao replied very calmly: "It's very simple. I graduated from a famous medical school with top grades. I performed well during my internship. I'm handsome. I live nearby. I don't have any criminal record. Well... at least in the files of the Public Security Bureau.
I can't find it out. In short, it can be said that this position is vacant and it must be me."
"You are so powerful, why did you come to a small temple like Xiangyi? Wouldn't it be more promising to go directly to the hospital and become a surgeon?"
"Ha! You don't understand. There isn't much to do in this health room job, but the salary given by Xiangyi is not low. Moreover, you can get home from get off work on time, take weekends off, and enjoy the winter and summer vacations with you students. It’s much more comfortable than those guys next door who treat patients 24 hours a day. You want me to be a surgeon? One operation may take more than ten hours. My biological clock is disordered. I go in and out of the hospital every day, a hotbed of disease spread, all year round. I don’t care. With that little money, and without the lofty goal of becoming famous in the medical field, why bother looking for that kind of suffering?"
Wang Xu said: "Hmph... I think you just want to join in the fun at this school..."
Mr. Cat sneered in response: "Why are you joining in the fun? Don't worry, Yanli, it's yours, no one will snatch it from you."
"Fuck!" Wang Xu jumped up immediately: "You are really spying on me!"
Mr. Mao smiled even more obscenely: "Do you think only Yan Li and Hua Zhanyun heard that sentence? Tell you, I heard it from others, and more than one person knew about it... Hey... your school is full of scandals
The speed of spread is really astonishing. Today’s young people... are so idle..."
"This..." Wang Xu's expression suddenly became solemn. It had only been a few hours since he said these words, and even the uncle in the health room knew about it. What kind of school is this?!
"Are you wondering whether this incident will have any negative impact on your pursuit of Yanli?"
"Do you know what I'm thinking?!"
"Hmph... To see through your mind, I don't have to use my brain at all." Mr. Cat took another sip of coffee, "Well, I don't have anything to do now anyway, so how about I give you some advice?"
"You? Are you the only one who gives me advice? There is a mirror next to you, do you want to take a look at yourself?"
Unexpectedly, Mr. Cat put down the coffee cup immediately and walked straight to the mirror: "I am thirty years old, a handsome guy, have a comfortable job, an annual salary of six figures, a beautiful wife, a happy relationship, a harmonious family, a house and a car
, no loans and no debts. It is simply the goal that the majority of young people strive for. They should put my face on the money." He then dragged Wang Xu to the mirror: "You are twenty years old and you are pretty good-looking.
I am worthy of the audience. I am a college student who sleeps in class, cheats on exams, has no money in the bank, and ideally is an otaku. He lives in the basement of a bar, rides a bicycle tank, his girlfriend mysteriously disappears, and is hated by most of the boys in the school for various reasons...
…”
Mr. Cat took a breath: "I think I can give you some advice in any aspect, and I don't think there is anything wrong with it."
Wang Xu stood stunned for a long time and realized a truth - those guys in the news who jumped off the building due to the so-called pressure of life were not forced to death, but were "competed to death".
"Okay, tell me..." Wang Xu could only answer like this.
Master Mao turned around, a sinister smile flashed across his face: "First, let's analyze the relationship between you and Yan Li."
Wang Xu said: "We should be friends now, right?"
"Do you believe this yourself?"
"Well...actually, I'm a very low-key person. If people like me, there's nothing I can do about it."
Mr. Cat snorted coldly: "Ha! Are you naive? Are you the only one who still wants to ride on two boats?"
Wang Xu said: "Damn! I have gone through an ideological struggle! I can't refuse these two!"
Master Mao said: "Don't argue with me about this, let's solve the problem at hand first, what about... As for the relationship between you and Yan Li, it is actually a very delicate situation now.
It's obvious that she likes you. Although she tried her best to hide it after the "other you" disappeared, and completely drew a clear line with you after you recovered from your madness, at least nothing about you guys can be escaped.
My eyes..."
"I know, 'as obvious as the lipstick on my shirt' or something like that."
"Don't interrupt!" Master Mao continued: "But if you don't say 'like', it's useless. It's like a trump card. As long as these words don't come out of Yan Li's mouth,
She holds this card. The relationship between men and women in love is like this. Whoever reveals the trump card first is the loser. The one who sees the opponent's trump card first has the right to use the good guy card to kill the opponent instantly.
So for the person who plays first, the result is at best a draw, that is, the other party also shows you their cards, that’s good, you like each other, and at least the current stage is harmonious.
And there is an unwritten rule in this game, that is... the hole card in the man's hand is K, while the hole card in the woman's hand is ACE."
Wang Xu said: "Hmm... I don't understand this. Why do men's cards have to be smaller?"
Mr. Cat looked at him with his decadent and unscrupulous eyes: "After confirming the relationship, do you want to have sex with her?"
"Hey... you have lowered the tone of this book again... You are a popular character anyway, so it's not good to say 'on'. Sure enough, we should use words that are more respectful to women..." Wang Xu's
Complaining is still powerless in front of Mr. Cat.
"Stop talking nonsense and answer the question!"
"I want to...that's really what I want...no one can stop me..."
Master Mao asked in the same tone: "So, do you think, at this stage, does she want to have sex with you?"
"It's too evil...I refuse to answer this kind of question."
Mr. Cat smiled obscenely and said, "Then how about I answer it for you?"
Wang Xu rushed and said: "Okay... okay... at least don't think as much as I do."
Mr. Cat leaned back in his chair: "Then we can go back to the topic just now. You have a K on your hand, and she has an ACE on her hand."
The corners of Wang Xu's mouth twitched: "I understand... just keep talking."
"Based on my metaphor, let's extend it back to reality. In other words, in a love relationship, the meaning of the woman confessing first and the man confessing first are different. She does it for spiritual communication, you do it for physical desire, so here
In a card game, as the weaker party, you have to play first, and play the hole card that is destined to be smaller than hers."
Wang Xu said: "After saying so much, you just want me to take the initiative and confess my feelings first, right?"
Cat Master said: "You are already luckier than most men. At least you know that she likes you, so she must have an ACE in her hand, not a good guy card, or something else terrible...
Therefore, as long as you express your love in the right way, at the right time and in the right form, you will definitely succeed."
Wang Xu asked: "Then I turned from a vulnerable group into a strong one, right?"
Mr. Cat waved his hand: "Of course not. If you want to stand up, you have to build it on the basis of knocking it down. That is still out of reach for you... You need to take the first step now."
Wang Xu’s palms were so nervous that they sweated, “What is that?”
