At two o'clock in the morning, accompanied by the noise caused by large exhaust pipes, a group of young people riding motorcycles stopped in front of Xiaoxie convenience store. They were all wearing leather jackets, decorated with heavy metal items such as chains, and had mohawks among them.
It is a relatively conservative hairstyle, and among all the colorful hair colors, there is no one with black hair.
The sound of the automatic door opening sounded, and these six guys who thought they were bosozoku filed in. The man at the head had long blond hair. After entering, he simply ignored Wang Xu and Elbert as if they were nothing.
As if he was trying to be cool, he glanced around with a cynical look, and then walked into the store with his companions.
They were as casual as if they were at home. They picked up things on the shelves, took a look at them first, and then threw them on the ground without putting them back after reading them. Some even opened the potato chips they picked up and ate them.
stand up.
This process lasted for about ten minutes. The blond man walked to the cashier and said, "Check out." The guys behind him had already walked out of the store with the things they had brought.
Wang Xu seemed very calm: "Bring the things over here."
The person on the other side immediately yelled out a curse word: "Fuck! It's so troublesome, it's over just by looking at it."
"Then you can give me as much as 18,000 yuan."
"What did you say?" The blond man didn't seem to hear Wang Xu's words clearly, or maybe he was not fully mentally prepared for the situation in front of him, but he came back to his senses immediately: "Fuck! You are quite talented! Follow me.
I’m calling for a challenge, right?!”
"I'm warning you, only I can call myself Lao Tzu. If you dare to say that I am Lao Tzu again, I will make you unable to say the word Lao Tzu in your life." Wang Xu replied with a tongue twister.
"Hey! You have a tough mouth! Brothers, come here, this guy wants to relax his muscles and bones." His companions had already noticed the situation here, so as soon as the blond man opened his mouth, these guys showed their fierce expressions.
His expressions gathered together.
"What did you say just now? Say it again so I can hear it." The blond man said.
With a muffled sound, the blond man's front teeth disappeared, and blood kept dripping from his mouth. Wang Xu said in a very calm tone: "Look, you can only pronounce 'old shit' in the future."
"Hit me! Smash this crappy shop!!" He covered his mouth and roared out in pain.
So, in just two minutes, these people fell to the ground, and no part of their bodies was without pain. Even if they could barely stand up, they would never do so, because they could only stop suffering by lying on the ground and moaning.
beat.
Albert stood behind the cashier with his chin supported on one hand, looking at the wall clock in the distance. From the time these guys came in until now, he hadn't even looked at it, but now he spoke: "
You have to be responsible for cleaning up this store."
The bosozokus didn't expect that the gringo who was making soy sauce next to them would suddenly say such a thing.
"Didn't you hear?" Elbert's eyes glanced over.
These guys sprang up like they were coming back to life, sweeping the floor, organizing the containers, cleaning the windows, and made everything cleaner than before they came in. Wang Xu and Elbert just stood there and watched with bored expressions.
"I originally wanted to drive them away, but I didn't expect that these wastes still have potential labor value that can be developed." Wang Xu sighed.
Elbert still held his chin and looked at the wall clock: "I just feel that after they leave, the cleaning work will probably fall on me."
After these people finished their work, Wang Xu hooked his fingers at the blond man: "Come here."
He approached nervously, his eyes full of fear and uneasiness: "Brother...brother, I...we were wrong..."
Wang Xu didn't let him continue at all, and interrupted rudely: "I'm not your father, and I have no obligation to listen to you admit your mistake. I should pack up my things. Now give me the money!"
"Okay..." He took out his wallet, took out two hundred-dollar bills and handed them over, "Take the extra for tea, brother."
Wang Xu did not reach out to take the money. He slowly stretched out a hand, took a lollipop from the table, peeled off the wrapping paper, put it into his mouth, and then said something in a cold tone: "I
I want to lock you in the freezer over there, take it out after three hours, and add it to the oden as a side dish."
The blond man bowed ninety degrees and handed over the entire wallet with both hands. He didn't even have time to take out the keys and his girlfriend's photo: "Brother, you can take whatever you want. It's not enough for me to go home and get it!"
Elbert's eyes were blurred and he seemed to have lost focus: "What about you?"
His words were undoubtedly meant for the other bosozokus. They were standing not far behind the blond man, but now their expressions were twitching as if they had been struck by lightning...
More than ten minutes later, six young Bosozokus who were originally arrogant and rampant at night rushed out of the convenience store as if they were escaping from Auschwitz concentration camp, and drove away in their beloved cars... This
I never dare to set foot within five kilometers of this street again in my life.
The five members of the supernatural commando team witnessed all this completely. Although they did not know what the people inside were talking about, they could basically make a guess about the whole thing.
The cameraman's voice was trembling: "The more I look at them, the more I feel that these two don't look like ghosts... but they look like they run a black shop."
"Did we make a mistake?" Da Zhou asked.
The host seemed to be their boss. He thought for a while and said: "There are also those who like money very much... You have also seen that very thin boy, he easily solved six gangsters by himself. This is amazing
He's not making a movie, and he's not Bruce Lee, so how could an ordinary person do it?"
Needless to say, the problem is that even the six street fighting masters were killed by him, and the gringo next to him has not yet made a move. Wouldn't it be like hitting an egg with an egg against a stone with us people rushing in?
The other four people wanted to say this, but none of them spoke.
These five guys finally got a fund from the TV station to make this program that finally passed the censorship. Although they were regarded as a laughing stock by other program team members, they didn't care because they were all veterans of supernatural events.
They are die-hard loyalists, and after establishing this "supernatural commando team", their level of die-hard loyalty has only grown further.
There is a saying that a person's degree of madness is limited, but when he joins a certain "organization" and meets many like-minded madmen, their madness will increase exponentially.
Therefore, these fanatical and radical men are destined to do something big tonight...
"Forget it! Let's fight! Who cares!" The host stood up straight. At this moment, he indeed looked taller than usual.
"Yes! Let's fight! Let those guys in the stage have a good look!" Azan agreed.
The cameraman picked up the camera and said, "I'll stay with you until the end!"
Dazhou and Xiaocui both nodded in agreement.
So, their recording started again.
"Friends in the audience, tonight, the Paranormal Commando Team has encountered the most severe test since its establishment. As you can see, in the convenience store behind us, there are two evil spirits operating there unscrupulously, killing those who
Pedestrians entering by mistake.
They are the most powerful ghosts we have ever seen! Fighting against them may lead to no return, but we cannot sit idly by and ignore them! It is our job to remove ghosts! If we unfortunately die, we hope to see this video
People can remember that there were once five people like us!" After he finished speaking, he looked at each other with his companions.
As the saying goes, loyal ministers seek for the country and never come back, and brave men go into trouble and never give up. These few people feel very subtle now. Not everyone has such a wonderful moment in their life. Take a step forward and you may become a hero.
, take a step back, and you will definitely regret it for the rest of your life.
Most people don't have the courage to choose the former. But these radical elements of the Supernatural Commandos have risen to prominence at this moment!
They rushed into the convenience store. Although they were sweating behind their backs, their eyes were firm. Although they had no spiritual awareness, they had inexplicable confidence.
However, the two "evil spirits" behind the cashier did not seem to regard them as opponents.
"What's the matter? Brother, why are you bringing your friends here so soon? They all look anxious. Come on, come on. Don't worry, I still have a lot of stock here." Wang Xu greeted warmly.
Albert consciously reached out from under the counter and took out the plastic basket containing the pirated discs.
"Don't be too arrogant!" The host took out something from his pocket. Before Wang Xu could understand the situation, the other party stuffed a clove of garlic into his mouth, and then took off a cross from his neck.
He kept waving his hands at Wang Xu's face, but what he said in his mouth was: "Tai Shang Laojun... be as urgent as the law..."
"What are you...ah!!" Just as Elbert was about to ask about the situation, Da Zhou and Xiao Kuang took out two packets of salt from the inner pockets of their clothes and sprinkled a large handful of salt on him without saying a word.
, and it happened to fall into his eyes.
The man named Azan picked up a string of Buddhist beads from nowhere, put it around Wang Xu's neck, and shouted: "Evil spirits retreat! Prajna Prajna Secret!"
The five members of the supernatural commando team swarmed forward and used all kinds of methods they saw in movies and TV shows. They pinned Wang Xu and Elbert to the ground and ravaged them in every possible way.
"I finally understand..." Wang Xu spit out the garlic in his mouth, his face full of displeasure.
"So... amateurs are amateurs..." Elbert spat out a mouthful of salt.
The two of them broke free from the restraints, jumped up to the checkout counter, and shouted in unison: "Enough is enough!!!"
…………
It was dawn, and since that night, no one has seen the strange convenience store that suddenly appeared in the middle of the night.
The Panther and the Falcon returned to the TV station. Five guys with bruises and a swollen face and a smell of garlic brought back a very weird tape. After reading it, the station leader said to them: "You finally figured it out, okay?
, we will allocate more funds to you in the future.”
The five people left with tears in their eyes, but what they didn't expect was that from then on, Supernatural Commandos would become a comedy show...
