"You have no loyalty!!!" Wang Xu roared and caught up with Mr. Cat. The two of them ran side by side, and behind them was a large group of flying zombies.
Cat Master kept a constant speed when running and his breathing was well adjusted, so he could still speak in his usual weak and decadent tone: "Have you seen District 13?"
"Have seen it, haah...haah...what's wrong?" Wang Xu was a little out of breath from running.
"What do you think about Parkour (transliterated as parkour, also translated as city sprint, I personally prefer to use the term "free running")?"
Wang Xu said: "Isn't it necessary? If there is a road, why don't you climb the house and jump from the rooftop?"
Mr. Cat took a deep breath: "The problem is that there is no way out."
After Wang Xu heard this, he suddenly felt that something was not good. He looked forward and saw that zombies were pouring out of every alley. They were surrounded after all.
Master Mao didn't give him any more time to think, he just said: "Follow me." Then he suddenly accelerated and rushed towards the outer wall of a building in front of him.
Wang Xu gritted his teeth and shouted in a low voice: "Fight!"
When the cat reached its fastest speed, he suddenly jumped up like a fish. He held it up with one hand on the window sill on the second floor of the building, then aimed at the water pipe on the outer wall and kicked several times in succession, before jumping up again.
One meter away, the sound of his elbow hitting the glass window was heard, announcing that he had rushed into the third floor of the building in less than five seconds.
While Wang Xu was amazed at how skilled this guy was at illegally invading people's homes, he felt a chill in his heart. He knew that he wouldn't be able to do such an action without the help of supernatural powers, but so far he could only forcefully do it.
Up.
As the saying goes, rabbits can bite people when they are anxious, and dogs can jump over walls when they are anxious. If this person is anxious, he will probably be able to unleash the remaining 90% of his potential, as mentioned in Fist of the North Star.
.
When a person is surrounded by a group of zombies driving accelerators and may be disemboweled and eaten clean at any time, it becomes easy to commit suicide by swallowing a gun. What is the point of climbing the wall with your life? The worst is to fall headfirst down and be smashed.
If you die, you have to fight if you have to.
Wang Xu also jumped up like Mr. Cat, holding the window sill with one hand, taking advantage of the situation to jump again, pushing on the water pipe with his feet, but he was not sure when he jumped up again. When he jumped up again, his body was too tilted and the height was not enough. Fortunately, the cat
I reached out my hand from the third floor window, grabbed him, and pulled him in.
After entering the building, Wang Xu immediately knelt on the ground and gasped for breath, looking like he had lost all his strength.
Master Mao was walking around the house calmly, observing the surrounding environment: "It seems like there is no one in an ordinary house. Oh, what you just did was pretty good, just think of it as an introductory teaching, we still have a long way to go.
, you have thirty seconds to rest."
"Hey...you can't even breathe...you monster!"
"Actually, your physical fitness may not be worse than mine. It's just that you lacked confidence after losing your ability, and you were a little nervous and over-excited. Try to adjust your emotions and breathing. This is the same as when you use psychic powers to fight. Properly distribute your physical strength and use explosive power.
They are all important.”
Wang Xu quickly adjusted his breathing and stood up again: "I didn't expect it... It seems that you were an extreme sports enthusiast before you became a ghost hunter, right?"
Master Mao smiled and said: "When I was young, extreme sports was still a very new and fashionable term. You see, I looked like the kind of person who would spend money to buy a bunch of protective gear and go out on the street with my healthy and upbeat friends.
Someone to play with?"
Wang Xu tried to imagine it, but only the image of Mr. Cat being chased by the police appeared in his mind...
Master Mao didn't wait for him to complain and said directly: "The high school I went to was a very famous chaotic school. You need to master at least one of the two skills of fighting and escaping to survive. Okay, now is not the time to discuss this.
Let's go before zombies fill the whole building."
Wang Xu nodded and went to the kitchen to grab a kitchen knife. Master Cat walked to the door of the house. He could already hear the sound of zombies banging and pushing on the door panel outside.
"It seems that the door cannot be opened, which means that the stairs cannot be used. We have to go outside again." Master Cat said as he dragged a cabinet to the door to hold it against the door panel.
"Hey...it's outside..." Wang Xu looked down from the window he had just climbed in. He felt like a rock star at a concert. The zombies all raised their hands in the air, opened their mouths, and used
Looking at him with a kind of pious and yearning eyes, now even if Wang Xu jumps backward immediately, he will never fall, they will definitely catch him. Of course, rock stars will be pinched twice and touched a few times at most.
Wang Xu will probably go through the process of turning from a human being into minced meat to a pile of shit.
"It's so dark that you can't even see the edge at a glance..."
Mr. Cat said: "In big cities, the population is also a prosperous part. There are advantages and disadvantages. At present, when the zombie virus breaks out, the disadvantages obviously outweigh the advantages." He answered while rummaging through the cabinets in the bedroom to find something.
Wang Xu simply threw away the kitchen knife he found, sat by the window and chatted: "Actually, when I was watching zombie movies, I kept thinking, even if all the people in the city turned into zombies, as long as the protagonists unite and distribute the work reasonably
, I go out and kill about a hundred of them in an orderly manner every day. After a year and a half, I have killed more than 30,000 zombies. Counting those that have been eaten until there are no corpses left, and those that are not infected, they kill themselves.
As well as those killed by other living people, it actually won’t take a few years to kill them all..."
Mr. Cat came out of the room and put some things on the table: "The core of the world view of a zombie movie is not how many zombies you kill. I think that in that world, humans and zombies are actually in constant conflict.
In a race for survival, the former requires a regular diet, clean water, physical strength, willpower, and the most terrifying thing in civilized society - interpersonal relationships. The latter is also very difficult, although there is no meal.
They will not starve to death, but the latter have no ability to reproduce. They need the death of the former to increase their own numbers. Fortunately, they are very united and do not kill each other. This has always been very puzzling to me.
, if you look at the rule of 'being driven by instinct to eat meat', the flesh of zombies and living people is actually the same kind of meat, and their physiological characteristics are basically the same. They have no reason not to attack each other. But almost all zombies
In the movie, there is no mention of why this is, they just simply distinguish zombies from living people, which really disappointed me. I would rather watch a group of man-eating ants destroy humans, at least the ants are unified
Their actions are well-founded, they obey the Queen's orders, they are a different species from humans, and I won't find it baffling when they destroy humans.
Wang Xu did not expect that Master Mao's views on zombie movies had risen to the level of considering "reproduction issues". He felt that it was not a good idea to continue to talk nonsense, so he changed the subject and said: "What are you talking about?"
Master Mao pointed to the things on the table: "These two pairs of gloves are good. They are just right in thickness and will not affect climbing. They can also protect your hands and clothes well..." As he said this, he took off his coat and said, "Bring it on."
Clothes with zippers or buttons are not convenient, so it is best to change to this kind of blouse, a pure cotton sportswear, perfect.”
"Are you really quite professional?"
"Also." Mr. Cat pointed to a few things on the side: "Knee pads and elbow pads, beginners should bring them."
Wang Xu followed his instructions and put on the equipment. "Is it almost done? Can you tell me what your plan is?" Before he finished speaking, he heard a noise, and the zombies outside the gate had broken through.
Come in.
Mr. Cat remained as calm as before: "Just like when I came up, follow me closely. You can imitate my movements, or you can follow your own ideas. Just don't lose track of me." As he spoke, he got out of the window, faced outwards, and put his feet on the ground.
Stand on the window sill, move your shoulders back, and hold the upper edge of the window with your hands: "Walk."
When he said "walk", the man actually did a backflip and stood on his head. Using the two hands that grabbed the window sill, he stood up incredibly, and then used his feet to climb onto the fourth floor window sill.
"You've been doing gymnastics since you were a kid! You're at the level of the World Championships in Rings!" Wang Xu's eyes almost popped out of his head. He was so imitating this move.
"Uh..." Moans came one after another from behind. The zombies were obviously close at hand. Wang Xu knew that he could touch the faces of several zombies with just a flick of his hand without turning around. He had no choice but to force himself.
