"Where did you go last night? Why didn't I see you as soon as I entered the ghost realm?" William said while eating the cheapest set meal in the cafeteria and sitting opposite Wang Xu.
Wang Xu also ate the cheapest set meal and a piece of pork chop from William's plate and said: "So you took the girl and left first, and never came back to me again?"
"I took the civilians away because I don't want to be a burden to you. I know it will be easier for you to handle it alone." William said: "Look, aren't you sitting here properly now?"
Wang Xu glanced at him, and two seconds later, the poached eggs on William's plate also went into Wang Xu's plate...
"Brother, I'm a single man with no real job, no friends, and a lot of debt at the age of twenty. Can you let me have a good meal?"
Wang Xu replied: "Stop talking nonsense and give me a summary of your work performance yesterday."
William was surprised: "Does our firm still have this kind of work?"
"That's right...our management is very professional and standardized." Wang Xu replied confidently.
"I've seen the accounting books in the office..."
"Those graffiti and naked women were all randomly drawn by a mental patient who broke into the office one day."
"Have you drawn half a book?!"
"You have too many questions. Our unit is tax-free, so the accounting is none of your business?"
William said: "I heard that you can read memories, what do you want me to report?"
"I decided a long time ago not to read the memories of acquaintances, out of respect."
William said helplessly: "Okay... I took Wen Yu out of the ghost realm and sent her to the hospital. Then I asked the hospital to contact her family members. Twenty minutes later, her parents rushed to the hospital.
I left quietly."
Wang Xu looked at him sideways: "Then you are doing good deeds without leaving your name."
William really wanted to vomit blood after what he said: "Then if I stay and her parents ask where my daughter has been these days, I can't tell the truth. She has been playing ghosts and punching walls for a week, right? Then I won't be the one
Is he the first suspect responsible for her disappearance?"
"Don't you know how to make it up?" Wang Xu asked.
"I have thought of several reasons, but none of them are tenable..." William said.
"That's because you are too stupid." Mr. Cat suddenly appeared, carrying the most expensive set meal in the cafeteria, and sat down next to William: "This kind of excuse comes as soon as you open your mouth, for example... we are lost together in
On the road of life..."
"You're probably going to be locked up as a trafficker of a strange religious organization!!" William shouted.
Wang Xu said to Lord Cat: "Don't stop me from teaching my little brother a lesson." He turned his head and said to William very seriously: "Ghost hunters often have to face this kind of situation, and then they need to have someone who can stand upright.
, and legal rhetoric, such as - on this intimate road, let me be like you and you be like me, how can I be lonely..."
"Lyrics, these are! Lyrics that will lead you to prison!" William was completely mentally defeated by these two people.
Mr. Cat said: "Okay, I won't joke with you anymore. Take these, they are the documents that Elbert asked me to apply for you." He took out a thick stack of fake documents, and in broad daylight, everything was clear.
Just put it in a public place, in full view of everyone. And he continued to say in a very normal tone: "Remember, what is the situation, what certificate are you getting, and memorize all your fake names by the way, so as not to look like someone
Like a fool, he said his name wrongly while showing his ID."
"I couldn't pronounce that word at that time!" Wang Xu said to Mr. Cat in an emphatic tone, completing the perfect interpretation of these four words.
"It's useless to make excuses. The documents I made all have very popular names that are easy to be repeated. That's to make it difficult for others to confirm their identity. If you use weird names, people may call and check."
Wear a gang."
Wang Xu glared at Cat Master: "Wang Jiri is a very popular name?!" He said angrily, the chopsticks in his hand stretched out like lightning.
A cold-blooded smile flashed in Mr. Cat's eyes, and he instantly caught Wang Xu's pair with his own chopsticks, blocking Wang Xu's attack on the edge of his plate, "You are too young, young man, Kung Pao Chicken"
It’s not a level you can get involved in.”
"Hmph... When the cafeteria replaces disposable chopsticks with environmentally friendly chopsticks next week, the days when you can eat as you like will be over..."
"You mobilized your student union president's little girlfriend, right... I have already smelled a conspiracy from the 'Chopsticks Bill'."
"Both each other... Wasn't the 'Student Dormitory Green Plan' submitted to the school board because you were trying to expand the scale of cannabis cultivation..."
The intersection of their eyes seemed to sparkle with lightning, as if Optimus Prime had met Megatron.
William felt more and more pressure to sit next to these two people to eat. He even began to wonder if Qi Bing invited his girlfriend to eat together every day just to avoid this situation...
…………
There were no classes that afternoon, so Wang Xu called William out of school and said he wanted to "familiarize you with the business."
The two of them left the campus and came to a bus stop. William asked Wang Xu where he was going. The other person's answer was: "You will know when you get there."
William had no choice but to continue.
"Do you remember that back then you found a group of hooligans to block me in the alley opposite?" Wang Xu said suddenly.
The corners of William's mouth twitched and he said: "I only remember that you beat me up after you sent them away with your thick underworld background."
"Oh, by the way, I would have forgotten that it developed like this if you didn't tell me." Wang Xu seemed to have really forgotten: "I just remembered it temporarily, so I just said it."
"This memory of holding grudges completely ignores the outcome of the matter!" William complained, and then said seriously: "But now that I think about it, the original reason was that you ruined my conversation with Sister Shang and even vomited
I have a car, but you are the one who goes too far!"
"When will she become your sister?"
"Didn't you notice that I use honorifics to everyone now..."
"Speaking of it this way..." Wang Xu thought for a while, and indeed, this boy William now calls people brother and sister when meeting people, and calls Master Cat when meeting him, "Why is that?"
"Learn to be a human being..."
"Were you not human before?"
"Of course I am a human being, but..." William paused and continued: "Actually, I skipped two levels when I was a child. Basically, I am younger than all of you, but I used to be quite arrogant and didn't have to respect anyone.
language."
"What! Are you a kid who skipped a grade?" Wang Xu really didn't expect it. According to his idea, it wasn't that strange that William was a repeater.
"Because I did very well in math in elementary school. After all, science is the foundation of exam-oriented education. Besides, the school leaders wanted to flatter my dad, so..."
Wang Xu counted with his fingers, and the addition and subtraction within ten was instantly as simple as floating clouds: "Then you can do it, but a first-year student is actually trying to pick up a senior sister?"
William was shocked: "Um...then what...do you think about what you do every time before you speak..."
Wang Xu said: "What's wrong with me? Your sister Shang and I are the same age. As for senior Yan, she took the initiative to hook up with me." He tossed his hair coquettishly: "I like to be passive."
William really wanted to vomit in the trash can next to the bus stop, but he held back.
Wang Xu suddenly thought of something: "No, the girlfriend who broke up with you not long ago... wasn't she with a minor..."
William replied awkwardly: "Why do I feel that the more this conversation continues, the more personal privacy I will reveal..." He looked gloomy and answered questions incorrectly. It was obvious that he had not completely gotten over that relationship.
In this naked society, as long as you have money, these guys will come to you. But when you are in trouble, they will say goodbye to you before you have time to say goodbye.
Life is full of ups and downs. Every ten years, look back and see how many new faces appear around you and how many familiar faces have quietly gone away.
In fact, the world is full of banquets that never end. I think it’s just a certain person who has parted, but after he leaves, more people will appear. Each of them has his own life and his own guests. Maybe you are at someone else’s banquet.
, and can meet a familiar face.
It turns out that there is only one flowing table in the world, and everyone is just a passerby.
"Hey..." A bus opened its door.
Wang Xu motioned for William to follow. At this time, the two of them had already started talking about Elbert's privacy. This was the first time Wang Xu heard today that this guy had played in the Schalke 04 youth team...
Because it was the afternoon and it was not yet the rush hour for get off work, the bus was relatively empty, so they found two seats at the back. William sat down for only two minutes, and the bus had not even stopped at one stop, when his expression suddenly changed. Said: "Have you seen..."
"Is the windshield full of blood?" Wang Xu replied directly, "Of course I saw it, this car must have hit someone." He glanced at the ground as he spoke, and said to William: "Look
."
William lowered his head and saw a head rolling past their feet...
"These are small scenes that most people can't see. If we see them, we'll deal with them." Wang Xu said, taking out a pack of tissues from his arms, taking one out, spreading it out and folding it again.
He drew a neat square, and then drew a few strokes on it with his saliva: "Look, this graphic is the most basic one. It can guide the earth-bound spirit to die. You can draw it anywhere. If you don't want it to be troublesome, it can be used as a tattoo."
Tattooed on the sole of the foot.”
"Why don't you tattoo it on the soles of your feet?" William asked.
"At first, I wanted to tattoo Guigu Taoism and all the known exorcism runes on my body, but later I found that the number was too large and too many tattoos. If they were messed up, the efficacy would be affected, or they would self-destruct... um...
Yes, self-destruct."
They used a tissue stained with saliva to get rid of the ghost in the car. After riding for a few stops, they got off the car in front of a park.
"Is this the place you want to take me to?" William asked, looking at the harmonious scene in front of him.
"The news reported last night that there was a supernatural incident in this place, didn't you know?" Wang Xu asked.
William replied: "When did you start watching the news?"
"Of course, ever since that very beautiful elder sister started hosting."
William basically guessed that he would get this answer, and he asked again, "Then we stand here and wait for dark?"
"Tch... this is too amateurish. There are almost as many monsters and ghosts in the daytime as there are in the night." Wang Xu said, "This is the time to test you. I will follow you without helping. Let's see how well you can handle the matter."
.”
William nodded, "Okay." Just as he was about to move forward, he saw a few familiar faces. He immediately turned his head and said to Wang Xu: "Well... have you seen them?"
Wang Xu asked: "What did you see?" He really didn't see anything.
William pointed to two vans less than 20 meters away from them, as well as several men next to the vans who were moving equipment: "They..."
Wang Xu also looked over, his expression suddenly changed as if he had drank expired milk, because he also knew these guys...
"Falcon, Falcon, I am Black Panther, please answer if you hear me, OVER..."
"This is Falcon, we have arrived, OVER..."
A total of five men got out of the two cars. These guys who were talking nonsense on walkie-talkies and still using three common codes such as Falcon and Black Panther, yes... they are the Discovery Channel of S City, ranked No. 1 in ratings
First, its level of funnyness and chilling instantly surpasses the ace program group that approaches science... Paranormal Commandos.
