The ancients said: In autumn, the mountains are cold and the water is cold, and the willows and flowers are green and the flowers are red. As for this winter, I can only say that the cicadas are sad and their voices are sad.
Every year when the weather gets colder at the end of the year, Wang Xu’s child, who was born in the middle of summer, feels sick all over. He spends more and more time in bed in the morning, skips classes when he can, and there are several times when no one is seen at noon.
.
The days have been relatively peaceful recently. Ever since Osiris received his lunch, almost all supernatural incidents in the city have disappeared. The monsters and ghosts seem to have gone on vacation to a distant place, leaving behind a deserted and lonely city.
But in other words, this can be regarded as good news. There are no ghosts to catch, the world is peaceful, and people are free to torture themselves to death as they like. Anyway, as a ghost hunter, Wang Xu happens to be free.
One day in December, Mr. Cat rushed into Wang Xu's dormitory early in the morning. Anyway, the n-lock was no more than a child's toy to him, and it did nothing to stop his intrusion.
Mr. Cat lifted Wang Xu's quilt without any scruples: "Get up, I have something to tell you."
Wang Xu was frozen like a dead fish, curled up in a ball and shivering, moaning: "Be... quilt..."
Fifteen minutes later, they were sitting in the cafeteria.
Wang Xu held a bowl of hot wontons and breathed in the morning air that he had not seen for a long time. His eyes were filled with unhappiness: "What's the matter? My blood sugar is very low. Will I faint after hearing this?"
"This card is opened in your name." Master Mao said as he handed over a passbook with a bank card inside: "The password is the last few digits of your ID card."
Wang Xu took it with a dull expression, thought about it for about five seconds, and then replied: "Tell me, arms, drugs or counterfeit money?"
"I'm not asking you to launder money."
"Is that financial fraud?"
Mr. Cat helplessly covered his face and shook his head: "Since the day you started working at the Supernatural Detective Agency, I have helped you apply for this card. Now, I think it's time to leave it to you to keep. There are some contents inside that you can pick up during the new employee evaluation.
The bonuses received, the rewards for multiple missions, etc., all add up to a very considerable number."
Wang Xu looked at Mr. Cat with wide eyes: "Who are you? What's your purpose of dressing up as Mr. Cat?"
Mr. Cat sighed, stood up slowly, and turned around: "When the chicks have fledged, kicking them out of the nest is the best choice. We can't let them get used to living under huge wings."
Under the shadow of the shadow." He stepped out and walked out: "I always carry a lot of things on my back without permission. It has always been like this. Whenever I think I have finally let go of some things, I look back at my shoulders.
Unknowingly, I have a new burden...
So, I won’t look back this time.”
Wang Xu was eating wontons, his eyes were sleepy and his expression was numb. But in the end, he still said: "Leave the rest to me."
Master Mao did not look back, he just waved his hand and left Wang Xu's sight.
…………
In January of the next year, on a freezing day, Master Cat's son was born.
In Wang Xu's words, that means the devil comes to the world, and the world becomes uneasy from then on...
What's strange is that the number of supernatural events in the city increased again after that day, and things have returned to normal.
…………
One day in March of the same year.
Still in the cafeteria, Wang Xu looked like he was taking a leisurely stroll, carrying lunch, and squeezed into the seat between the two "women" to sit down.
Shang Lingxue and Yan Li both glared at him sideways and said the same lines: "What's the hair lip?"
Wang Xu quietly took out a book from his pocket: "I recently bought a property outside the school with three bedrooms and one living room. It is not too far from the school. Because I have to repay the loan to the bank, I am asking for two bedrooms."
Name, food, water and electricity are all included, and the rent is negotiable.”
The two beauties stared at the real estate certificate in his hand, their expressions changing several times, and then... they said to Wang Xu with their eyes at the same time: "Don't think that we don't know what you are planning."
Yan Li spoke first: "The place I live in is quite good, and the school dormitory is also good. I'm not interested."
Shang Lingxue also said: "The landlord is too wretched, and it would be too dangerous for a girl like me to live there."
Wang Xu snorted coldly. Their reaction was completely expected. He had a backup plan.
The guy took out another pile of things from his arms, cleared his throat, and said very calmly: "The United Arab Emirates, the full name of the United Arab Emirates, is located in the eastern part of the Arabian Peninsula. It is known as the flower in the desert..."
Shang Lingxue felt a little confused: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Wang Xu waved his hand to signal her not to interrupt, and he continued: "The UAE pursues a foreign policy of neutrality and non-negotiation. It adheres to a good-neighborly and peaceful diplomacy." At this point, he pointed to the documents on the table: "I
I relied on some connections, um... when I say connections, I may be referring to institutions like the United States, who helped me go through some procedures, and then nng sent me some documents, in short..."
Yan Li finally reacted: "Wait... I remember that the United Arab Emirates is one of the countries with polygamy..."
Wang Xu actually smiled and replied: "Ah~ you know it, that will be easier to explain. And I found that their country is very liberal about the age of marriage. Come, take a pen, you two just need to sign here and here
A name..." He said unscrupulously, completely ignoring the two eyes that could kill coming towards him.
On this day, Wang Xu was badly repaired, but he finally "invited" these two people. The whole thing seemed to be like borrowing money. Wang Xu first asked to borrow five thousand, but they didn't like him.
Then he proposed a plan, like selling a kidney or something... After that, he got the five thousand.
…………
June, wedding.
The names of the bride and groom, Gu Chen and Shui Yingyao, are written on the n sign of the church.
Yes, they had received their marriage certificate a long time ago, and their child is almost half a year old. But Master Mao feels that he owes his wife a wedding.
Today, William is wearing a black suit, wearing a headset, holding a palm, and commanding the overall situation domineeringly.
"Is the wedding car ready? Very good, I understand; hello? Oh, I can hear you. How about the hotel? They are all in place. Yes, remember, table number three is the nameplate that says Wang Xu.
, Liu Hang, at Elbert’s table, every dish must be served in double portions. Things like abalone must be in multiples of three. What? Ah, I know, yes, this table
There are only three people..."
Wang Xu heard his words clearly and clearly from a distance, but he didn't get angry, he just stood there stupidly with empty eyes.
It wasn't that he didn't want to have an attack, it was really inconvenient; he was currently wearing a priest's robe and a childcare sling, while Mr. Cat's son was lying on Wang Xu's back, licking his thumb and looking around with dead eyes.
Mr. Cat walked up to him and asked, "Is the little cat still good?"
"Your bad guy has been riding on my neck and shitting not once or twice...he is quite calm today."
"Oh...that's it. By the way, are you sure that the priest qualification you obtained online is okay?"
"You are already married in law, fact, and life. Even if I have problems, it will not affect your plan to cheat on your marriage leave this time."
Mr. Mao said sincerely: "This is not a marriage scam. You have to understand that basically every girl starts dreaming about a perfect wedding when they are twelve years old. Although my wife doesn't say it, she still expects me to give it to her.
To make up for it.”
While they were talking, Duan Fei suddenly came closer: "Ah... long time no see, Ripper, eh? Is this your son? He really looks like you." His eyes suddenly became sharp: "He's not cute at all.
…”
Unexpectedly, as soon as he said these words, the young master of the Gu family actually cast a very disdainful look at him, then snorted in a baby's little voice, turned his head to the side, and continued to finger...
"Hey! What did this kid just do! Am I despised by him? Your son is only a few months old and can do such a disgusting behavior!"
Master Mao looked at Duan Fei with disgust: "Huh? Who are you? Did I invite you? Did you come to the wedding to go to the hotel with the car to have dinner?"
"You want to ride into the funeral parlor in a wedding car! You are a scumbag!" Duan Fei replied.
"Oh, I remembered, you are the second-rate brother of the new Qianfeng and King of Chujiang... Lord Ning Feng..." Mr. Mao paused twice in this sentence, and he was able to pinch it accurately.
The catch that makes people mad: "I'm sorry, there are only soy sauce corners that appear in less than ten chapters, and I can't remember the name at the moment."
"You really dare to mention it! My appearance has obviously exceeded ten chapters! Aren't you also in a semi-soy sauce state in the ninth volume!" Duan Fei shouted, while being grabbed by Wei Chi behind him and pulled away
Already.
Wei Chi still acted like an honest man, and while dragging him back, he said to Duan Fei: "Xiao Fei, listen to my brother-in-law, don't quarrel with the groom. Besides, you can't quarrel with him."
Wang Xu watched them drifting away, and the corners of his mouth twitched as he said, "Say, this super soy sauce is the real Yin family..."
"Hey, Wang Xu, long time no see." The He brothers and Sun Xiaozheng also came. He Wencheng was the first to say hello, and with his second sentence, the whole conversation changed: "Why?
, is there a specially set up 'virgin area' at the wedding?"
This sarcasm was originally directed at Wang Xu who was wearing a priest's clothes and had a baby boy on his back. Unexpectedly, at this moment, the eyes of Wang Xu and Gu San actually merged, and they both shot He Wencheng a
He gave a disdainful look, then snorted coldly and tilted his head to the other side.
"Hey! How can your son do such annoying things in just a few months! How does he have this sense of coordination?! Has he been assimilated by staying with a madman for too long?!"
Master Mao shrugged, as if he was not ashamed of his son's current behavior but rather proud of it: "I have tried it many times. Apart from his parents, only when Wang Xu carries him on his back does he appear calmer, while others will hold him.
She cried a lot, so Wang Xu spent more time as a voluntary nanny."
"Wow! Jiang Daxian! You are really here!" Wang Xu happened to see Jiang Ru walking into the church at this time, and immediately rushed towards him: "How is Daxian doing lately? Is there any current news? Just gossip.
?Exclusive prophecy?"
Jiang Ru smiled and touched the back of his head with one hand: "Haha... Wang Xu, you are still the same." Then, he smiled and said: "Well... I really can't tell you the next issue.
The winning numbers for the lottery.”
"Hey... trash." Wang Xu turned around and left.
"Haha... this... this attitude of daring to love and daring to hate is really a bit irritating." Jiang Ru's smile turned awkward.
"Okay, everyone, please listen to me." William raised a loudspeaker, walked to the middle of the church and said: "Since the groom does not have any family members, the bride only has one family member, and he has to be the best man. So the seats are
In this arrangement, all gentlemen will sit on the groom's side, and ladies please sit on the bride's side."
Wang Xu yawned and didn't listen to a word of William's words, which had nothing to do with him anyway. He was a pastor and basically had to stand.
He simply took out the manuscript he had prepared in advance and tried to review it one last time.
Master Mao once said, if you want to kill Wang Xu, prepare a pile of paper, staple it together, and write on it, and he will be dead in a short time.
However, this time the manuscript was written by Wang Xu himself. In terms of content, in addition to the oath and questioning that should be expected in a traditional Western-style wedding, there are also two paragraphs that Wang Xu spent an entire night writing. The first is to introduce the bride: Tianziguo,
Beautiful and dignified; she is elegant, noble, beautiful and smart, she is simply created secretly by the emperor behind his back. She can marry doctors, lawyers, art masters, heroes, emperors of any known or unknown space, no
The man deserves her.
Looking at the groom, he is a complete naughty thing, despicable, sinister, and cynical; he is decadent, shameless, and has no limits. He has simply escaped from the bottom of Satan's prison. Any woman who marries him will be like
Jumped into the bottomless pit of fire...
Wang Xu looked at the manuscript, sighed deeply, and finally crumpled it into a ball and burned it with black fire.
He turned his face to Gu Fu, who was on his back, and said, "Sai Zai, you and I should encourage each other and work together to become such a reliable accountant."
