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One, half conquered
"At that time, there was a beautiful woman who was 90% good-looking, 1.8 meters tall, and walked towards me! You know, girls with this figure often feel oppressed. I felt at that time...she must be
They are going to rape me! I am wondering whether I should be more submissive or resist a little to spice things up..."
"Then you woke up, right?"
Wu Wenhui slapped his thigh and shouted: "I really saw such a tall girl with long legs, don't believe it!"
Seven of the eight boys in the dormitory were making noises, and Wu Wenhui's rebuttal voice was drowned out in the seven-channel stereo wave after just a few waves.
Wu Wenhui is nicknamed the most popular person in the Department of Computer Science at Peking University. It is said that half of the people in the Department of Computer Science have tricked him. There is a little story about the origin of this nickname...
At that time, there was a brother in the dormitory who was in love. His girlfriend was cheated by a handsome and rich man, and he performed Titanic all day long. Rose watched Jack falling to the bottom of the sea and crying in love. He really couldn't bear to see his brother wasting his life for love.
, mainly when playing games, reading, or doing various other tasks that require quietness, there is always a background sound: a cowardly man sobbing, choking, humming, and constantly shouting: Ayan, Ayan, Ayan...what the hell?
Shen panicked and gave his brother an idea.
This idea is very bad!
He spent two months of living expenses to find an international exchange student at the University of Science and Technology of China. She was a typical Nordic girl with skin as white and tender as milk, facial features as delicate as a classical painting, tall figure, perky breasts and perky buttocks, and a particularly powerful figure.
He broke into a big class that both of them were attending and slapped his brother on the spot.
A beautiful foreign girl with a score of almost ninety-nine slapped a boy on the spot. Does that kind of sensation even require shouting?
This slap incident immediately attracted international attention. Even foreign students craned their necks to look at the center of the incident. Onlookers also muted themselves in a tacit understanding, wanting to know what the gossip was about.
This great beauty from Northern Europe, after slapping the lovelorn brother in Wu Wenhui's dormitory, she cried violently in the rain. She was pitiful and a bit stubborn. Her acting skills even made Wu Wenhui, the instigator, doubt whether he was
I found the wrong school and found a student girl from Beijing Film Academy.
The cry of the beautiful foreign girl was so destructive that some people on the spot wanted to fight against the injustice. Several heroes appeared one after another and spoke uprightly. As soon as the atmosphere was heightened, the Nordic girl spoke with a clear Scandinavian accent.
In Chinese, he said with a clear accent: "Our Linnaeus family wants to marry me to you for the shares of a century-old family business. Every time I think about this, I want to cover my ears to prevent tears from falling, but I will never
Agree, I would rather... rather..."
The Nordic girl's words were eloquent, but her Chinese was obviously not good enough. Not only was she a little confused about the facial features, but she even forgot her words at the critical moment. Then... she got angry and slapped the brother again.
This beautiful foreign girl was so fierce that she immediately triggered countless people to make crazy calls.
...Soon, some people got the taste. It turned out that this brother was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. He looked useless, but he was very powerful! He was able to acquire the Linnaeus family. Although no one knew what the Linnaeus family was, but every time
Personally, I think this guy is so awesome that he must be a negative rich second generation (according to a popular saying on campus: those who love to show off their wealth are the positive second generation rich, and those who are extremely low-key are all negative -).
Everyone looked at this brother with something wrong, including his "ex-Babygirl".
Originally, the drama that Wu Wenhui paid for with two months of living expenses was over here, but he did not expect that after this Nordic girl slapped his brother twice, he actually added an extra drama and said loudly: "I will choose the most obscene one."
My man, my snow-white body as white as K2, would rather be given to a strange and wretched man than let you lift a finger!"
"One finger!" The Nordic girl yelled out the five words one by one, which was very atmospheric! Many boys who were watching couldn't help but think of a craftsman named Kato Taka.
At that time, almost all the male classmates who considered themselves "handsome" deeply hated their parents for giving them a face that was too handsome. All the ugly male classmates had a collective orgasm, and they all thought of things like, "I am born to be useful, even eunuchs can fuck me."
Brothel. The roses will eventually wither, and the dog's tail flowers can also bring spring." These are profoundly philosophical words.
Several people wanted to write the word "obscene" on their faces on the spot. Some even thought of how to get a cultural shirt with obscene words printed on it as quickly as possible to prove that they were genuine! Some male classmates with more tough minds almost did it.
There was a fight over which of the males present was the most obscene.
When the Nordic girl pointed at Wu Wenhui, almost everyone looked at him with strange eyes. Those classmates who had failed in the competition for the most wretched man all agreed with evil thoughts that Peking University had been the most wretched man in history for 120 years.
His name will be forever, gloriously and firmly attached to this guy’s head, and he will not be able to take it off even if he graduates.
Wu Wenhui didn't expect this move at all, he was so stupid on the spot!
The Nordic beauty hooked her hands and said to him softly: "I flew for twenty hours to Beijing. Now I am so tired and sleepy. I want to sleep, but I am not familiar with the hotels nearby. Please take me
Let’s go to the best hotel… okay?”
You can imagine how chaotic the scene must have been at that time.
At least twenty male students rushed out to rob Hu, loudly claiming that they knew more about the distribution of hotels near Peking University.
More male students thought for a moment, and found that being particularly familiar with hotels near the school didn't seem to have a good reputation. They all hesitated and didn't dare to come forward, but seeing the beauty of the Nordic girl, more than half of them regretted it.
It's too late to take this step.
Wu Wenhui had no idea how he was dragged away or how he left the classroom. He just remembered saying: "I don't have money in my pocket, I can't afford a house!" The Nordic girl said: "I don't mind.
I'll pay for the apartment..." Then a New Balance was thrown on his head by someone who didn't know who, and someone threw stinky socks at him and tried to attack him with chemical weapons. It was only under the protection of the girl that Wu Wenhui was safe.
Escape.
Of course...Wu Wenhui did not sleep with this Nordic girl.
Although he likes to add drama, this girl is only willing to act in romantic and literary films, not romantic action scenes. After she left the school and settled the balance with him, she said in a unique Beijing accent: "See you later!"
"Everyone has forgotten each other in the world.
since that day……
No matter how Wu Wenhui explained it, he swore and swore: "I am actually a virgin and a gentleman. I have never slept with a foreign girl. The two of them were innocent at the time. There is a camera at the school gate to prove it..." No one believed it.
Even after he got married ten years later, his wife still resented her for marrying a second-hand guy who had been slept with by a foreign fox!
With such a big drama, the relationship between his brother and the "ex-Babygirl" was revived. The two fought several times, simulating various shameful action movies. The dual physical and psychological stimulation made this
My brother's mood improved significantly, and for a period of time, he went to the dormitory every day humming a song.
The lyrics are all: hip bang bang, hip bang bang, one pop, another pop...
Of course there is no airtight wall in the world, so this matter still leaked out. The brother was already "very happy, refreshing", so it didn't matter. But the "former babygirl" seemed to have been hit by something, and finally applied.
I studied abroad and never came back.
From then on, the honorary title of Peking University's No. 1 bad guy, the top half of the computer science department, and the title of the most obscene man since the founding of Peking University were all given to Wu Wenhui without any controversy.
In fact, the above character introductions do not have much to do with the following story. I just hope that readers of this story will be mentally prepared for Wu Wenhui's behavior that has no bottom line, no moral integrity, and transcends the narrow human brain cells.
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Don't say: No! Please don't do this...Yamaidi!
Don't say: Impossible, how could humans do such a thing? We don't believe it, this story is so illogical, we want to report the author for poisoning...
Seriously! Humans really can do this kind of thing.
The author really knows how to write this kind of story.