Chapter 191: People are far away from the rivers and lakes and worry about their prince's egg pain
Chapter 191: A person is far away from the world and worried about his king’s pain in the balls...
After the silly fun was over, the two of them realized that this solitary room was really fucking uncomfortable. It wasn't that it was dirty or sloppy, but it was so damn clean that one could even describe this solitary room as bare.
In addition to a bed, a bedding and a small pillow, there is a toilet standing in the corner, and there is not even a toothpick. There is nothing to do except sit or lie on the small bed in a daze.
Do.
The three walls of the solitary room were painted white, clean and tidy, and the floor was as gray as the school grounds. Fortunately, the one facing the corridor was not that monotonous white, but made of
An iron railing made of iron bars as thick as a thumb.
Whether intentionally or unintentionally, the confinement rooms of Yang Jun and Shi Biao happened to be facing each other. After having fun for a long time, the two looked at the extremely monotonous confinement room for a few times, and then sat on the bed and started talking.
Stay here.
"Hey, Brother Yang, what do you mean by the Supreme Emperor's persecution of this close army?" Shi Biao sat there for a long time, really bored. There is no entertainment here, not even a single pornographic book. As for those
The books given to them by Zhu Qizhen were searched by several soldiers wearing red armbands, known as gendarmes, when they entered the solitary room. Even the small gadgets in their arms and even the clothes on their bodies were searched away.
All protective weapons were found.
The two guys protested at that time, but the gendarmes with zombie-like expressions calmly told them that this was the rule of the solitary room. If they wanted to protest, they could raise it with the Supreme Emperor after leaving, but in
Here, it must be observed. Seeing that more than ten military policemen with big muscles, short sticks and ferocious eyes were surrounding them. Adhering to the principle that a good man should not suffer the loss in front of him, these two originally unruly generals could only submit in frustration.
Soft.
The result is that the two of them can't do anything except a KU strap that they can use to play with while squatting on the toilet.
"Isn't it just for going into battle to kill the enemy?" Hearing Shi Biao speak, Yang Jun, who was equally idle, couldn't help but speak up. "Otherwise, who would have trained the soldiers so harshly? Such a fine thing
If you are a sharp master, it will be a waste if you don't go to the battlefield in the future."
"To be honest, after going around in such a circle today, a certain family is jealous. The soldiers we trained in the past, not to mention other things, just this march and formation, I am afraid that we will soon catch up with the big men on duty in front of the palace.
General." The two people, who were so idle, began to talk nonsense about everything they saw today. However, after talking for more than an hour, the two of them were already foaming at the mouth.
My throat was burning, and I no longer had the desire to continue talking nonsense. I could only stare at the iron railing in a daze.
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"Your Majesty is training his troops here, thinking that he is close to the army. This... I'm afraid it's because he doesn't agree with the system. Although Shi doesn't read many history books, he at least knows that the Supreme Emperor shouldn't have military power." After taking a breath, he
, Shi Biao swallowed his dry throat and couldn't help but mutter again. Although it was low, it was extremely clear in this deadly silent confinement room where breathing could be heard.
Hearing this, Yang Jun, who had been lying on the hard bed with his head on his arms and dozing off, couldn't help but feel his heart skip a beat. He suddenly sat up and stared at Yu Zi who was standing there blankly.
Shi Biao's face was frowning and thinking hard.
Shi Biao raised his head and glanced at Yang Jun in response, spreading his palms. "Is something someone said wrong?"
Yang Jun sneered and said in a deep voice: "Yang doesn't know whether it's right or wrong, but compared to today's emperor, what the Supreme Emperor did made Yang even more heartbroken. This is the magnanimity and character of the emperor.
.Look at what the Emperor has done since he ascended the throne. They are all shady and shameful things. How can any of them be worthy of his status as the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty?"
"Since he ascended the throne as emperor, he has not thought about the kindness of the emperor. Instead, he has continued to offer favors in an attempt to prevent the emperor from returning to the country. What was the emperor doing at that time? For the sake of the Ming Dynasty, he ignored his own safety and dealt with the nobles of Waci.
He rescued thousands of captured elites of the Ming Dynasty from the sea of misery, and later even risked his life to devise a plan to capture Xi Ning, so that this eunuch who was familiar with the military situation in the border town of the Ming Dynasty could cause harm to the Ming Dynasty again.
After that, he used his own wisdom to escape and return to the Ming Dynasty. After that, our emperor actually welcomed the Supreme Emperor in a way that was not even as good as the courtesy of a rich man. Later, he even asked his son to replace His Highness the Crown Prince.
The dirty tricks are meant to plot against the prince."
The more Yang Junyong spoke, the brighter his eyes became. He stood up, faced Shi Biao in the solitary room opposite and shouted: "You think this is the way to be a king?"
"Whether it is right or wrong is not something we, the ministers, can discuss. Don't forget that the one in the capital is the emperor, and the one here is the Supreme Emperor who has abdicated." Shi Biao's neck tilted.
The corners of his eyes were strong and he could tell himself.
The favor of the Shi family comes from the current emperor Zhu Qiyu. It can be said that without Zhu Qiyu's vigorous promotion, Shi Heng would not be in his current status, let alone Shi Biao's rocket-like promotions.
Therefore, Shi Biao clearly knew that the emperor was in the wrong on these matters, but he still had to continue to speak for him. The reason was because his uncle had taken refuge with that master.
"Huh, so what. Nowadays, everyone in the world praises the Supreme Emperor for his bravery and perseverance, and is indeed a wise king. Today's emperor's methods are sinister and vicious, and he has lost his status as a king. There are rumors in the market that if there is no Supreme Emperor, there will be no one.
Today's emperor, the emperor does not want to repay kindness, but repays with hatred, huh... maybe, in the future, the emperor will not only lose his status as a king, but also lose his qualifications to be a king." Yang Junleng
He smiled coldly.
"Bold madman, how dare you slander our emperor?" Shi Biao couldn't help but became furious. He strode to the confinement room and pointed at Yang Jun in the opposite room like a sword. His eyes were wide open. If it weren't for
With the iron railings blocking the way, I am afraid that he, who is about to lose his mind now, might rush forward and compete with Yang Jun again.
"Isn't a certain family afraid of you?" Yang Jun grinned, looking very worried. "In the capital, the Qingliu are scolding, the common people are scolding, can't someone Yang be scolded?"
After hearing Yang Jun's words, Shi Biao opened his mouth full of anger, but was stunned for a long time and couldn't let out a fart. It was as if someone had stabbed hundreds of dots on his body, and he became frustrated and resentful.
He retreated to his bed and sat down slumped.
Why? Of course there is a reason. Because there were many educated people in the Ming Dynasty, and most of them were people with fame and fame. When there were more people with fame and fame, there would naturally be more people who were too idle.
.Besides, there are many scholars and scholars who feel that if they don't get Jinshi, they really don't have the face to be an official.
So, in addition to studying hard, you also need to find some entertainment. How to entertain? Picking up girls? You can do this, but it requires money. And if you go home, you have to pay money to support yourself. So, pick up girls
You can't go soaking every day.
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Visiting a brothel? You can do this, but you still need to spend money. As a cultural person, what is good is naturally a good name, and where does the name come from? There are several sources. One is that one has outstanding talents.
, poems and songs have outstanding characteristics. When such people go to brothels, they will be easily popular. They may even meet one or two young people, or perhaps the popular people will be attracted by it, and there will be rumors.
If there is a good news for a while, then this brother's reputation value will jump up all over the place, and some people can even get it directly.
But what should we do with the scholars who have no money, have no outstanding poems and songs, and have very ordinary looks? This accounts for the largest proportion of scholars, almost 90% of them? In other words, before they have entered officialdom, what should they do?
How did you become famous before? How could you make yourself as famous as those with special talents? It’s very simple, one word: scolding
At least who should be scolded? People here are quite knowledgeable, but the scolders are all learned people, so they all quickly mastered a trick: scolding officials. Moreover, scolding county officials is not as good as scolding state officials; scolding state officials
It is better to scold the provincial officials than to scold the provincial officials; it is better to scold the capital officials than to scold the provincial officials; it is better to scold the imperial ministers than to scold the imperial ministers; it is better to scold the emperor than to scold the imperial ministers.
However, there are also those who cannot be scolded, such as eunuchs, who are not officials. Eunuchs do not want to have a clear name or shame. If you scold him, he will not be like officials who maintain their identity and are too lazy to talk to you.
They will keep an eye on you, then arrest you, and take your life into consideration, and they are not part of the official system.
In a word, only fools will do things where the risk is greater than the income. Are the scholars in Ming Dynasty fools? Of course not, they can all be called elites, so they will not do it, let alone be stupid. They will naturally choose
Hold on to the goals with low risk and high returns.
Of course, this curse is not simply "I, your mother, I, your whole family," etc. Such curses are too vulgar and inappropriate for our status as scholars. Moreover, such curses will directly cause the government officials to put you in jail.
Raise fleas for fun, or Jin Yiwei invites you to drink Soul-Destroying Tea.
How to scold, haha, we are scholars, so naturally we cannot use street slang when scolding the emperor. Therefore, what we have to do is to express concern for the country and the people, complain about the emperor's politics, point fingers, and act as if we are in the world.
He is far away and worried about his lord's sore balls, so as to gain fame and gain reputation.
Yes, this is what a Ming Dynasty cultural person with a sense of responsibility and justice should do when he is too busy. Although the risk is small, it is very difficult because the emperor hides there all day long.
Inside the Forbidden City, it was the elder of the pavilion who prepared the imperial edict, and the person who handled the affairs was the local official or the capital official. If you want to scold the emperor, you have to find a reason, right?
In the past, Zhu Qizhen squatted in the Forbidden City every day as an otaku, and everyone could only stare. But now, Zhu Qiyu, the newly enthroned Emperor of Tomorrow, has made moves based on his skills and frequently appeared in the world after he ascended the throne.
in the eyes.
Seeing such an emperor who was so proud of himself, how could the scholars who wanted to scold the emperor to gain fame and reputation do so without bursting into tears and feeling grateful?
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ps: Updated to, eh, eh, ability has its own merit, keep striving for it, hope to succeed. Dear readers, do you have time? If you have time, don’t scold us, you can throw away your tickets, this will be more exciting.
