Chapter five hundred and fifty seventh tacky, rogue
Chapter 557: Tacky, scoundrel
Zhang Hupan knows a little bit about the benefits of the Heavenly Court Garrison, because Wudang Company has to pay a certain amount of tax to the Heavenly Court Garrison every year. As for other benefits, Zhang Hupan doesn't know at all. But regardless of what benefits he has, since he receives
After receiving this official position, Zhang Hupan naturally wanted to maximize his profits. Even if the income was only a fairy stone, Zhang Hupan did not want to be divided by the Jade Emperor. Of course, since Taibai Jinxing proposed to take some, Zhang Hupan could not open his mouth and give it to everyone.
Wipe it off. Since you can't wipe it all off, you can always lower the price.
So Zhang Hupan shamelessly asked for a 100% draw. Yun Zhongzi, Sun Wukong and the four great masters are all top figures in the immortal world, and Yun Zhongzi is an ancient true immortal. Even if the Jade Emperor met him, he would have to pay for it.
To be polite, Sun Wukong is also the overlord of the party, and he has cultivated to the realm of Yasheng. People like them feel too vulgar when mentioning fairy stones, let alone bargaining, and they are bargaining with the heaven. Seeing Zhang Hupan not only bargained, but also
When he opened his mouth, he mercilessly raised the price from 20% to 1%. He was immediately dumbfounded and looked at Zhang Hupan like an alien. It seemed that he really got to know Zhang Hupan today. On the contrary,
When the Taibaijinxing heard that Zhang Hupan had lowered the price, not only was he not displeased, but his eyes suddenly lit up and he was full of energy. His eyes looking at Zhang Hupan were full of sympathy, which made Zhang Hupan's whole body hairy, secretly wondering if this guy had something
No, he was very excited when I bargained like this.
My dear friend! I never expected that a rigid ancient immortal like Yun Zhongzi would teach such a visionary and foresighted disciple. How could these high-ranking, self-proclaimed guys know the importance of immortal stones? How could they recruit troops without immortal stones?
How can the heavenly army be equipped without immortal stones? Can the glorious palaces in heaven be built one after another without immortal stones?
Taibai Jinxing looked at Zhang Hupan with bright eyes, muttering in her heart. But she didn't know that Zhang Hupan's bargaining skills were basically good habits developed after living in the secular world.
Zhang Hupan saw that Taibai Jinxing kept staring at him but did not answer whether he agreed or disagreed. He secretly thought that the old man was frightened by his powerful bargaining, but it was also cut from 20% to 1%.
, even if the Jade Emperor wanted to win over him, the price seemed a bit harsh.
Although he thought he had passed, Zhang Hupan would not take the initiative to surrender and would still wait for Taibai Jinxing's answer as if nothing had happened.
"Fifteen percent!" Taibai Jinxing's words also came out of his mouth, words that shocked Yun Zhongzi, Sun Wukong and others.
At this time, Taibai Jinxing didn't look like an important minister in heaven, he was just a stall owner. His expression was filled with pain, and it seemed that the commission ratio was already worth the price of jumping off a building.
After all, Taibai Jinxing is an ancient immortal, an important minister of the heaven, and an immortal official with status and status. Although he is a philistine, it is absolutely impossible for him to have been at the bottom of society like Zhang Hupan. Although the bargaining expression was painful, Zhang Hupan was a
You can tell by looking at Taibai Jinxing's expression that it's fake.
"Two percent!"
After Zhang Hupan stared at Taibai Jinxing with almost hair all over his body, he finally made a price with difficulty through his teeth.
Master, super master! It's a pity that such powerful talents with skill and brains can't be fully used by heaven. Taibai Jinxing admired Zhang Hupan more and more, and secretly regretted it in his heart.
"Ten percent!" Taibai Jinxing said.
Zhang Hupan ignored it. Taibai Jinxing couldn't help but quoted "eight percent" again, but Zhang Hupan still ignored it.
The eyes of Yun Zhongzi, Sun Houhou and the four great masters kept turning back and forth between Zhang Hupan and Taibai Jinxian like fighting cocks. The expressions on their faces were wonderful. Yun Zhongzi even patted his forehead with his hand.
The misfortune of Heaven, the misfortune of Zhongnan Mountain!
"Four percent" Taibai Jinxing was weak and reported such a price bitterly. He finally understood this time that Zhang Hupan was determined to win him over and that Heaven would win over him.
Seeing that Taibai Jinxing was almost dying of anger, Zhang Hupan finally couldn't bear it and said: "Three percent!"
When Taibai Jinxing heard Zhang Hupan utter these words, she felt as if she had drunk ice-cold bayberry juice in the summer, which felt so good to her heart. She immediately became lively and looked at Zhang Hupan with "ambiguous" eyes.
When Nanzhan Buzhou was still unknown, the Heavenly Court Jade Emperor's confidant Taibai Jinxing, the Heavenly Chamberkeeper, and Zhang Hupan, who only held the title of Nanzhan Immortal Lord, after a long bargaining process, finally settled on the bottom line of 3% of the revenue share.
level.
Seeing that the important ministers of the Heavenly Court and the future ministers of the Heavenly Court reached an agreement, Yun Zhongzi and others suddenly realized that there was actually no loss in being thick-skinned and tacky, but on the contrary, there were many benefits. If Zhang Hupan hadn't bargained shamelessly, wouldn't it have been in vain?
At the same time, they also discovered that Taibai Jinxing, a guy who looked like a fairy on the surface, was actually an actor. His expression just now seemed like a dead parent, but in the blink of an eye, he turned out to be an actor.
Full of life.
I wonder if Taibai Jinxing will really cry if Yun Ming (little brother) insists on 2%, Yun Zhongzi and others thought dirtyly.
"Now that the matter has been decided, Immortal Nanzhan will accept the order!" Taibai Jinxing said with a smile, and even Immortal Nanzhan also called out in advance.
"No hurry, no hurry! Let's talk about the issue of military strength again." Zhang Hupan waved his hand. Since he is already shameless, why not be shameless again? Anyway, there will be no less meat, and this is what you and I want.
There is nothing to be ashamed of.
Taibai Jinxing finally wanted to cry this time, and his admiration for Zhang Hupan finally turned into a curse. Anyone who is not a fool can hear this issue of military strength from the imperial edict. I assigned Nanzhan Buzhou to you Yunming,
As for whether you have the ability or not, it's up to you, and the strength of the troops is up to you. But hearing it and telling it are two different things. Some things should be tacitly understood, and it would be meaningless if they were revealed. Heavenly Court granted him Zhang Hupannan
Zhan Xianjun, logically Zhang Hupan is a subject of Heavenly Court, and he must live up to the emperor's salary and be loyal to the emperor just like Taibai Jinxing. But in fact, Zhang Hupan, including the four strong generals who only know how to fight, also understand that Zhang Hupan can at most help Heavenly Court wave the flag and cheer for him.
, help with small things, but with big things it depends on Zhang Hupan’s mood. The Jade Emperor understands, and Zhang Hupan also understands, so there is no need for everyone to put this matter on the table.
That's enough to understand. The same is true for the problem of military strength. Since Heaven has designated Zhang Hupan as the Immortal Lord, it stands to reason that millions of heavenly soldiers and generals will be sent over. But since you, Zhang Hupan, will not sincerely submit to Heaven, Heaven only wants to win over you.
Let's take a look at you, Yun Zhongzi and Sun Hou, lest you become the second Sun Hou in the future, I will give you the title and the territory that Tianting already occupies in Nanzhan Buzhou. This price is enough. As for the military strength, naturally everyone does not agree.
Xuan doesn't need to mention it anymore. But the problem is that Zhang Hupan regards himself as a fool at this time, and he pretends not to understand this meaning. Since I am an immortal king, why don't you give me soldiers? Such a situation
Instead, he became a stingy person in heaven!
A top master like Zhang Hupan, a fierce general who is bold enough to confront an ancient immortal at the sub-saint level, is definitely a hero who is indomitable. The Jade Emperor and his close men believe that both sides should be sensible people.
They should all have tacitly made an agreement without words, but they never expected that Zhang Hupan is a great hero, but he also once lived with a pervert in the same room with extremely bad character, and worked in a bar where snakes and dragons were mixed.
As a waiter, if you really want to be a rogue, you will be very rogue.
Taibai Jinxing was unexpected and was stunned when he was asked like this. He didn't know how to answer this question. He couldn't say that the heaven only granted you an official position and did not give you military power. Isn't this what grandma said? Isn't this a clear way to bully others?
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Sun Wukong suddenly discovered that Zhang Hupan was not only extremely powerful in martial arts, he was also extremely powerful in playing rogue. At least for Sun Wukong, who was aloof and had never seen low-level people playing rogue, he could not learn this kind of skill. Although Sun Wukong was very sad in his heart
He despised Zhang Hupan for playing a rogue, but at the same time he had to admire Zhang Hupan's skill in playing this trick. At least this trick made Taibai Jinxing, who was always well-dressed and human-looking, speechless. He really wanted to cry, so happy.
,happy!
Yun Zhongzi found that his cheeks were a little hot. He suddenly wanted to know Zhang Hupan's first master, and wanted to find out whether this apprentice had such a character or was taught to be like this by Zhang Sanfeng.
"Could it be that His Majesty only granted official posts to poor Taoists, but not soldiers?" Zhang Hupan asked "purely"
Taibai Jinxing cursed Zhang Hupan again in his heart, but said hurriedly on the surface: "Of course not, of course not, your Majesty has left part of Nanzhan Buzhou's troops to you."
As soon as Taibai Jinxing finished speaking, he wanted to slap himself hard. When did such a shrewd person become so honest? He even told the truth about only part of His Majesty's soldiers. Why?
Not to mention directly that His Majesty left Nanzhan Buzhou's troops to him. Anyway, he didn't know the specific strength of Nanzhan Buzhou. Anyway, let him accept the order today.
Sure enough, Zhang Hupan's face immediately sank when he heard this, and said: "Since Pindao has been appointed to guard Nanzhan Buzhou, the troops stationed in Nanzhan Buzhou should naturally be left entirely to Pindao. Can Pindao be expected to garrison such a vast area single-handedly?