"Hey, old ghost, why are you so stupid? It's not like the last model contest was shown on TV." Dou Guihua saw Liu Fumin's expression and couldn't help but joked in a strange way.
"Mom, what kind of modeling competition is this?" Liu Lan was interested in what Dou Guihua said.
"It's not like a bunch of shameless women don't even wear any clothes or pants, and they are just hanging around on the TV. Your dad's eyes bulged out when he saw it, and he almost stopped drooling." Dou Guihua returned it with disdain.
Liu Fumin, who was stunned, rolled his eyes and sighed in his heart. Time is like a knife, and the knife makes people grow old. When I was a girl, I was much prettier than those shameless white flowers!
"Haha, Mom, she's not wearing any clothes, she's still covered at three o'clock!" Liu Lan was amused after listening to her mother's words. Then how could the contestants in the model competition run naked without any clothes or pants? They must wear bikinis.
Yes, otherwise how could it be shown on TV? As for the naked ones, the dirty things the rich do in private are pretty much the same.
"Wearing that little bit is not the same as not wearing anything at all. Humph, it's shameless to do it for money and fame. If in our time, anyone who dared to act like that would have been drowned in saliva..." Dou Guihua spat, she
What makes Dou Guihua unhappy is not that the models are wearing less clothes. Even if they don't wear any clothes or even spread their legs, it's none of my business. What makes Dou Guihua unhappy is that after watching the model competition that night, that old ghost Liu Fumin was very proud.
Dou Guihua is not stupid when she climbed on top of her. When that old man Liu Fumin was pushing the cart, his mind must have been filled with those shameless people who don't wear any clothes or trousers.
"Haha, Mom, you should see what happened to Dad." Liu Lan smiled disapprovingly, thinking that those models walking on the catwalk are nothing. They still have a few pieces of thin cloth to cover their shame. Mom, you haven't seen it.
Those so-called body art, and the Japanese a... Ahem, why are you thinking about that? No, my thinking is going to be corrupted.
"Hey, damn, there are a bunch of grown men on the TV. What are you staring at?" Dou Guihua saw that the minute had passed and Liu Fumin was still in a daze. Dou Guihua was worried that he was possessed by evil spirits and pushed Liu Fumin.
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Liu Fumin reacted to her push. Still holding the wine glass and chopsticks, he stood up and walked straight towards the TV, as if someone was calling him from inside the TV.
Dou Guihua and Liu Lan looked at each other, what on earth is going on? Dou Guihua was really worried that Liu Fumin was possessed by evil spirits. There used to be an old man in the village who would eat well, but suddenly he would be in a daze, giggle again, and then go crazy.
Well, I didn’t even get it right when I asked the Earthly Immortal Dance Master to come over. Then it just fell apart. It was simply inexplicable...
"Old Liu..." Dou Guihua did not dare to shout anymore, fearing that her words would come true.
"Mom, don't shout. Dad must have seen something shocking." Liu Lan raised her finger and made a shushing gesture. She is the first college student in the village, an advocate of science, and those evil snakes
Of course she didn't believe in the superstitious things about God.
"Shocking things? What shocking things can you see when watching TV news?" Dou Guihua frowned.
Liu Fumin really saw something shocking. Secretary of the Municipal Party Committee? Mayor? Director of the National People's Congress? Director of Construction? Real or fake? Although I don't have a heart disease, I don't need to be scared, okay? These few are bigger than a pig's head.
Will he come to our village quietly? Will he go to the fields to help Xiaorui thresh rice? Will he be as tired as a dog...
Liu Fumin's eyesight is still good. When the four Lin Weiguo people appeared on the TV, Liu Fumin contacted them with the four people at noon today, but the matter was too beyond imagination. Just imagine, now don't
Talking about the big guys in the city, even if the young guys in the town want to go down there, who won’t be cheering and cheering, with all the stars holding the moon in their arms? As for the big guys and young guys who go to the fields to thresh rice, there are quite a few, but who won’t be hugging them?
He held up the rice straw to show his fear of death. After the scene of "fear of death" was captured by the camera, who didn't immediately throw away the rice straw?…
But as for the four of them, Xiao Rui and I finished the six-cent field in one morning, and they were so tired that they were shaking all over... This thing was so mysterious that Liu Fumin couldn't believe it even if he saw it with his own eyes.
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Of course Liu Fumin was very confused, so he moved closer to the TV and took a closer look... Yes, it was undoubtedly those four... If there was only one person, Liu Fumin might still suspect that they just looked similar.
It is said that Chinese people all have one nose, two eyes, yellow skin and black hair. There are many similar people. But now there are four people. Liu Fumin bets that this possibility does not exist.
Mom, it's really those four big guys! They actually came to our Xiaotai'er Village without saying a word? They even helped that kid Xiaorui thresh rice all morning... The key is, I actually want to
The four people came from their fields to experience farm work, and they were invited to smoke big dry tobacco... Wait, did you have any unusual actions or words? Did you do it? Did you do it? Did you do it?
Liu Fumin hit his head hard. One hit was not enough, so he hit it twice more, and then carefully recalled the process of contact with the four big guys...
"Lan Yatou, look at your dad hitting himself and still hitting himself so hard, is there really any problem?" Liu Fumin's blows were very powerful and the sound was very crisp, which made Dou Guihua even more worried.
I thought, how could I be so willing to put in the effort to beat myself?
"This, maybe I'm too shocked." Liu Lanzui saw Liu Fumin's weird behavior in a series of reactions, and the weirder the more he went on, she was a little worried that Liu Fumin was like the old man in the village who lost his temper.
Attacked?
"Old Liu, Old Liu, what's wrong with you?" Dou Guihua quickly stepped forward to support Liu Fumin and asked with concern.
"Ah, what's wrong? Nothing! The municipal party committee secretary, the mayor, the director of the National People's Congress, and the construction director came, but we didn't receive them, okay? You can't blame me for this, no one informed me, I just didn't
I don’t know... and I didn’t say any unpleasant words, nor did I do any indecent behavior... What can I do? Nothing, nothing..." Liu Fumin waved his hand, as if talking to Dou Guihua.
, in fact he was talking to himself.
"Old Liu, Fumin...Brother Min, Brother Min..." Liu Fumin's incoherent words frightened Dou Guihua. The names in her mouth changed several times, and there were glistening tears in her eyes.
"Osmanthus, Osmanthus, what's wrong with you?" Dou Guihua's last two affectionate calls finally brought Liu Fumin to his senses. When Liu Fumin saw Dou Guihua, he was about to cry inexplicably. He hugged her and was very worried.
Puzzled.
"Damn ghost, you asked me what's wrong, and I asked you what's wrong! Damn ghost, let me go quickly, my daughter is still in front of you." Seeing Liu Fumin's expression become clear, Dou Guihua felt relieved and felt a few times coyly.
Body, Jiao scolded.
"Haha..." Liu Fumin completely came to his senses now. At the same time, he also understood that his overreaction must have frightened his mother-in-law. He released his arms around Dou Guihua and returned to the table with a sneer.
I still had the chopsticks and cup in my hand, so I took a sip and picked up a piece of chicken.
Seeing that Liu Fumin was fine, Liu Lan's heart dropped. She was very interested in Liu Fumin's reaction just now, and joked with a smile, "Brother Min, brother Min, what happened to you just now?"
"Ah...ah cough..." Liu Fumin was chewing chicken bones. When his daughter Liu Lan said "Brother Min, Brother Min", he choked and almost got the chicken bones stuck in his throat.
"You damn girl, how dare you make fun of your parents and your mother? I won't strangle you to death!" These two words made Dou Guihua blush. Fortunately, she had been hoeing for a long time, and her face was already dark.
, I can’t tell how much it is... The embarrassed Dou Guihua flashed her index finger and thumb together, then swung it again, and instantly transformed into a big iron clamp of a crab, pretending to pinch Liu Lan...
"Brother Min, Brother Min, your pretty girl wants to pinch me... haha..." Seeing her mother's angry and embarrassed expression, Liu Lan giggled happily and continued to tease her.
"Ghost girl, if you haven't paid attention to your house for three days, I'm not going to deal with you today!" Dou Guihua was so annoyed, but Hua Mei Hua Mei made her feel a little sweet.
"Hua Mei, Hua Mei, spare your life, spare your life..." Liu Lan was so happy that she danced with her hands.
"Keep shouting, keep shouting, let's see if I don't tear your mouth apart." Dou Guihua stomped her feet, almost ashamed. She was so angry that she actually pinched Liu Lan's arm.
"Okay, Mom, please forgive me, please forgive me, I won't scream again next time." Liu Lan saw that her mother was really serious about it, so she quickly begged for mercy.
"If you yell again next time, I won't tear your mouth apart!" Dou Guihua just frightened her daughter. When she saw that she was weak, she let her go. Of course, a warning was necessary.
After a small fuss, the family of three sat back down at the table to enjoy dinner.
"Dad, what happened to you just now? You were talking about the Municipal Party Committee Secretary, the Mayor, and so on. You also said that they came to our village...Did something happen?" Liu Lan thought about Liu Fumin's headlessness just now.
Without thinking, he frowned and asked.
"Huh..." Liu Fumin had completely calmed down, smiled bitterly, and asked Liu Landao, "If I said that the Municipal Party Committee Secretary, the Mayor, the Director of the National People's Congress, and the Director of Construction came to our village today, would you believe it?"
"No, have they really been here?" Liu Lan was not a fool. At this time, she could not understand why Liu Fumin reacted so fiercely.
"I'm talking about Lao Liu, are they here for some private interview or some secret investigation?" Dou Guihua is also a shrewd person. From Liu Fumin's series of reactions and current words, she also saw what was going on.
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"Well, Osmanthus, you ask me and I ask who is going. Anyway, there was no sound at all when they arrived, and no one sent us a notice." Liu Fumin curled his lips and said, the big guys came in plain clothes alone, it was him
Never dreamed of it.
"Then dad, how did you know they were coming?" Liu Land said.
"Isn't it because that bastard named Huo called last night to ask for land? I went to Xiao Rui to discuss countermeasures, and I saw those four people." Liu Fumin said.
"Then what are they doing? Are they talking to the villagers or tourists to learn something secretly?" Dou Guihua was worried. In fact, Liu Fumin has not had any dirt since he became a village official, but Dou Guihua
Afraid that the village's current tough rules and compulsory fees might inadvertently offend powerful people, so they called the big guys over to find trouble secretly.
Dou Guihua's worry is actually not unreasonable. In this era where relationships are paramount and having a backer means everything, if Xiaotailer Village does not have Fang Rui's friends, once the regulations and charging measures in the village come out, I am afraid that the toll station at the entrance of the village will be destroyed.
It had already been smashed by someone.
"What are we talking about? What are we secretly understanding? They are helping Xiao Rui threshing rice." Liu Fumin thought this through completely. He no longer smiled bitterly, but with a small proud smile. Hey, seeing
No, the secretary of the municipal party committee and the mayor are helping Xiao Rui thresh millet. Their relationship must be extraordinary...Xiao Rui is so familiar with the big guys, so he is in Xiaogu Town, no, it should be in the whole of Pingyang, or
Afraid of who will go!
No wonder Xiao Rui dares to set the rules and fees in the village so rigidly. No wonder he can let his friends call people from the city TV station over with just one phone call. He is also the deputy director of publicity and the director of the station. No wonder he can't dump Deputy Zhu.
The mayor and his colleagues, no wonder...that's how it is!
If Fang Rui knew what Liu Fumin was thinking now, he would most likely give the old man a good punch. However, after the beating, Fang Rui was speechless. Even though he had an unparalleled green future, without Lin Fangfang and the others' relationship, he would have
It’s impossible to come in this way!….
"What, the municipal party committee secretary, mayor, and the others are helping Xiao Rui thresh millet? Did you see it with your own eyes, Old Liu?" Dou Guihua was shocked, and so was Liu Lan.
"Well, I also saw a few bosses, all twitching around. They were obviously tortured a lot by that guy Xiaorui... That guy Xiaorui, it's not easy! Even the municipal party committee secretary and mayor dare to torment him!" Liu
Fumin took a sip of wine, breathed a sigh of relief, and smiled knowingly.
"Damn, this Xiao Rui is so awesome..." Liu Lan couldn't help but swear when she heard this. Fang Rui's energy was beyond her imagination. He could actually boss the municipal party secretary and mayor around...
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"Wow, Xiao Rui is so awesome. Haha, if any of the idiots in the town from Old Liu dare to point fingers in front of you, you will just break their fingers. If anyone shows off their power again, you will kick that grandson.
He was so beaten that his teeth were all over the floor..." Dou Guihua said excitedly. She was fully aware of the grievances and even humiliations Liu Fumin had suffered since he took office as village chief and became village party secretary. Dou Guihua felt very aggrieved and repeatedly
Ask Liu Fumin to resign from such a useless position... Now it's finally time to feel proud... Oh, it's such a pity that Lan Yatou didn't give birth to a younger sister!
"Of course, I beat him till he doesn't even recognize him..." Liu Fumin shrugged his eyebrows and smiled evilly. Suddenly he put down his cup and chopsticks, stood up and said, "No, I want to find him now."
Xiao Rui, that guy is so unreasonable. He didn’t even bother telling me when the municipal party committee secretary and mayor came. He even came to me and didn’t introduce me to me. He even asked me to ask people to do free labor in the fields.
Asking someone to smoke a big dry cigarette... and asking me to read the Pingyang news at night... This guy and his wife are so unreasonable, I want to settle the score with him!"
Liu Fumin pretended to be angry, but his heart was filled with excitement. The old guy turned on a flashlight and walked out the door. Of course, he didn't go to Fang Rui to settle accounts. He wanted to ask Fang Rui.
What kind of relationship does he have with the bosses? He can actually boss them around without any complaints.
Fang Rui ate very quickly. He had just finished dinner and was moving a bamboo chair to sit under the willow tree in the front yard of the house, playing with Xiaoye Xiaorou. In the main room, everyone was chatting leisurely about Xiaoye.
God, enjoy the delicious food.
"Hey, the old party secretary is here to eat again. Alas, I chose the wrong time. I'm almost done eating." Fang Rui saw Liu Fumin coming hurriedly with a flashlight and said jokingly. Fang Rui just said
He also read the Pingyang news, and of course he knew why Liu Fumin came home so anxiously at night.
"Xiao Rui, you brat, you are so unkind, you actually deceived your old man like this!" Liu Fumin's tone was angry, but his expression was smiling.
"Why did I fool you?" Fang Rui pretended to be stunned.
"Pretend that the four people who are helping you threshing rice today are our Pingyang Municipal Party Committee Secretary, Mayor, Director of the National People's Congress, and Director of Construction." Liu Fumin said straight to the point.
"No, those four people are actually our big bosses in Pingyang? What a coincidence? I'm so lucky? How is it possible? How could such a big official come to our village secretly, and even go to the fields to fight?
I have helped my family till six points of rice, which took a whole morning!" Fang Rui continued to pretend.
"Xiao Rui, your old man is not stupid. Please stop pretending, okay?" Liu Fumin gave Fang Rui a roll of his eyes. This is obvious, but you are still pretending.
"Haha, old man, you are getting more and more powerful. You can see this. How about it? The big guys came to the village and they were very excited." Fang Rui couldn't pretend to be a good person, so he had to tease Liu Fumin.
"Excited? I'm so excited. I was staring at the news just now, but it didn't scare my heart out... Huh, if something went wrong because I was scared just now, Xiao Rui, you have to take full responsibility!" Liu Fumin pursed his lips.
Pretending to be angry...
I stopped pretending, and you old guy started pretending. Fang Rui saw Liu Fumin's expression and thought about how shocked he was when he first saw Lin Weiguo and the others on TV. He couldn't help laughing and said, "Old man, are you okay?"
"It's okay now. When I was at home just now, my mother-in-law thought I was possessed!" Liu Fumin sniffed heavily to show that he was really angry.
"Ha... it's so fun. It's a pity that I wasn't there at the time!" Fang Rui looked regretful. Originally, he suddenly had a bad taste for this matter. Did he want to tease Liu Fumin? From Liu Fumin's point of view,
It seems that the effect is pretty good.
"It's funny... Huh, I don't even know what to say about you brat... Tell me honestly, what is your relationship with the Municipal Party Committee Secretary and Mayor!" Liu Fumin glared at Fang Rui as if the police were interrogating a suspect.
"What's the matter? If you don't see that beautiful girl in the room, she is our number one daughter in Pingyang." At this time, Fang Rui didn't plan to hide it from Liu Fumin anymore. He knew his connections. From now on, he would become the village party secretary.
He will also be more courageous in doing things, so that he will not come to me for advice when he has nothing to do.
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ps:
Lao Jiu: "Ruizi, none of my brothers voted for me monthly, and no one gave me rewards. What do you think about this?"
Ruizi: "Brother Jiu, you have to work hard..."
Lao Jiu: "I want to work hard, but my motivation is limited..."
Ruizi: "Then I'll try to help you ask for votes and rewards...Brothers, help Ninth Brother call for tickets and rewards. Some of you can support him. It's not easy for Ninth Brother..."