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Hey, why is there a spicy smell? Isn’t the smell of pumpkin wine the aroma of wine with the aroma of melon, and the aroma of melon around the wine? How come there is such a spicy smell inexplicably? Zhang Shunyi is a researcher himself.
His ability to observe and distinguish is relatively strong. As soon as the breath of Chaotian pepper juice entered his mouth, he immediately noticed something was wrong.
Zhang Shunyi frowned. He wanted to stop smoking, but he first emptied the air in his lungs and then took a full breath. He wanted to shut up, but it was too late. The pepper juice surged with the pumpkin wine.
It entered his mouth, and he swallowed it habitually.
Fang Rui poured the pepper juice in the right position and at the right time. Zhang Shunyi almost sucked in all the juice of more than a dozen upward peppers in one mouthful. And Zhang Shunyi, as a man named
The zoologist usually pays more attention to health and eats relatively light food. Now suddenly the juice of a dozen hot peppers entered his mouth, then flowed through his throat and entered his abdomen. The result is not difficult to imagine.
"Ahem..." The strong spicy smell made Zhang Shunyi cough desperately. At the same time, his mouth, throat, and abdomen felt like a sudden fire was burning. The smell directly stimulated Zhang Shunyi's nose and tears.
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"Ahem..." The more Zhang Shunyi coughed, the more uncomfortable he became. The more uncomfortable he became, the more he coughed. He felt like he was going to cough up all his internal organs, and the irritation in the three places in his mouth, throat and abdomen was like a burning fire.
Generally speaking, it made him feel more and more satisfied, and the tears and runny nose were even worse, just like the gurgling stream.
Xiao Zhu and Xiao Pu who were observing there didn't pay much attention at first, thinking that Zhang Shunyi just accidentally smelled something pungent and was just coughing casually. Seeing that he coughed like that, they were all shocked. What happened to the teacher?
The two of them looked at each other, because when Zhang Shunyi was lying down drinking pumpkin wine, he deliberately pointed his butt towards them, in order to prevent them from seeing his little self. This would be a loss of authority. So Xiao Zhu, Xiao Pu and the others looked at
Not knowing what Zhang Shunyi was doing, I thought the teacher was studying something seriously and carefully while lying on his back with his butt stuck out.
"Teacher, what's wrong?" Xiao Pu and Xiao Zhu hurried over. Seeing his old face covered with tears and runny nose, the two of them couldn't bear it, but they still hurriedly patted his back with their hands.
"Water, cough, water..." Just now, the pepper juice came suddenly, and he choked and coughed desperately. He accidentally coughed up the pepper juice into his esophagus. In addition, Zhang Shunyi felt that the three vital parts were burning.
I almost lost my breath after coughing.
Xiao Zhu quickly took out the bottle doll from his backpack, unscrewed the bottle cap and handed it to Zhang Shunyi.
Zhang Shunyi took it over and poured it into his mouth without thinking about it. He was anxious to put out the fire in the three vital parts. It was so spicy that he couldn't bear it. He didn't want to drink the water too quickly.
She was suppressing her cough again, and in such a hurry, Zhang Shunyi accidentally choked on the water again.
This time the fire was not poured out, but frost was added to the snow.
"Ahem..." Zhang Shunyi coughed up the water in his mouth and sprayed it all over Xiao Pu and Xiao Zhu's face. Xiao Pu and Xiao Zhu were so depressed, but they didn't dare to show it. Zhang Shunyi said again.
A life-threatening cough.
"Teacher, slow down, slow down..." Xiao Zhu Xiaopu quickly patted his back, which made him feel a little better.
After coughing for several minutes and drinking several large sips of water, Zhang Shunyi finally regained his breath. At this time, he felt something sticky on his lips. Zhang Shunyi was also choked by the spicy food and coughed, which made him a little dizzy.
, he actually stretched out his spicy and numb tongue and licked it... Oh, it tastes so weird, salty, what on earth is it?...
Zhang Shunyi touched it with his hand, took it off and saw...snot!
Zhang Shunyi was so embarrassed. He actually had snot all over his face in front of the students. He even stuck out his tongue and licked it just now... Zhang Shunyi quickly shook off the snot in his hand, and then took out the tissue paper in his pocket to wipe it. At this moment, he only
I wish I could find a crack in the ground and crawl in. It would be as embarrassing as it takes!
I don’t know if Zhang Shunyi was right or if Xiao Zhu was just memorizing the words. Anyway, Lao Zhang’s casual flick of the snot hit Xiao Zhu’s face impartially. Xiao Zhu had already seen Zhang
When Shunyi's face was full of runny nose, she was about to go out. When Zhang Shunyi was licking her nose, she felt nauseated. Now Zhang Shunyi actually threw the runny nose on her face, and the crystal noodles were right under her eyelids.
The bottom is shaking...
Xiao Zhu picked a pumpkin leaf and went to wipe her nose. However, her hand shook and she accidentally got the snot on her hand. Now she couldn't bear it anymore and turned around, vomiting.
There was a sound, and he retched desperately. Xiao Pu was so disgusted that he also retched for a while.
Fang Rui felt like vomiting just looking at the space. Damn it, this Zhang Shunyi is really disgusting. He made so much snot, tears and saliva in his melon field. From now on, when he eats the food grown in this field, he will feel guilty.
There will be shadows, okay... Fang Rui was quite depressed. He looked around and saw the carob vines in the field over there. Fang Rui went over and pulled two vines, and removed the leaves on them, leaving only two bare vines.
Rattan, and then gently tied the feet of Zhang Shunyi, Xiao Pu and Xiao Zhu... After tying the knot, Fang Rui shut down the system and made space, then got out of the corn field and ran towards his pumpkin patch.
"Teacher, I'm sorry, I..." After retching for a while, Xiao Zhu felt much better, but she knew that her nausea and vomiting behavior must have made Zhang Shunyi extremely embarrassed, so Xiao Zhu turned around and lowered her head.
Blushing, he apologized to Zhang Shunyi.
"Teacher..." Xiao Pu also apologized quickly. As their mentor, Zhang Shunyi can be said to be in charge of half of their destiny. If he is upset, something bad will happen.
"No..." Zhang Shunyi waved his hand awkwardly. Just when he was about to say, 'It's okay', he glanced at a young man over there and saw a young man running towards this side. Zhang Shunyi was slightly startled. He felt something was wrong.
. Turning his eyes 180 degrees, he looked at the path on the other side, and saw a young man coming towards this side. The young man was holding a pole in his hand, and he was so angry that Zhang Shunyi felt that something was wrong even more.
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"Teacher, those two people seem to be coming towards us." Classmate Xiao Zhu also saw Fang Rui and Lao Bian who were outflanking them, which made him a little worried.
"They will not be the owners of this melon field." Xiao Pu was also worried.
"Then, let's go first." Zhang Shunyi was choked by the spicy pepper juice. Now his mouth, throat and stomach are still uncomfortable and tight. He wants to go back to the hotel first and get some ice water to drink, which will make him feel better.
After saying that, Zhang Shunyi stood up, and Xiao Pu and Xiao Zhu also stood up quickly.
"You little pumpkin thief, don't run away!" Fang Rui shouted when he saw the three of them trying to leave, and at the same time, the speed of his feet suddenly increased.
Lao Bian heard Fang Rui shouting over there and was stunned. Didn't this guy say he was going to sneak over and catch the three thieves? Why was he running and shouting at the same time... But
When Lao Bian heard Fang Rui's loud shout, which was quite powerful, he also shouted sternly, "Grandpa is here, let's see where you little thieves are going!"
Zheng Zhiqing saw that the shouts of the two young heroes were very majestic and murderous. He also appeared from the west side where he was responsible and shouted flatly, "If you want to run away, there are many people everywhere."
"Teacher, they are really coming for us, and they think we are thieves. Let's run quickly, otherwise we will be in trouble if we get caught!" Xiao Pu was scared to death when he saw the postures of the three heroes in three directions.
As soon as I trembled, I started running...
When Zhang Shunyi and Xiao Pu saw that the situation was not right, they also ran away.
Unexpectedly, the three of them had their feet covered with canes by Fang Rui. As soon as the three of them took a step forward, they fell into pieces. However, their fall also broke the canes.
The three of them thought they were too panicked, so they fell down, got up, and hurriedly fled to the east where no one was coming to kill them.
In fact, Yu Yinghong is in charge of the east side. Although Fang Rui said he wanted to arrest people, Yu Yinghong knew that his son actually just wanted to scare people. Yu Yinghong originally agreed to scare these people. Is it easy to grow some winter melons and pumpkins? You guys
These tourists came to pick the ready-made ones! Yu Yinghong also had a pole in her hand. Originally, she wanted to stand up and stop one of the thieves, and give a heavy pole to one of the thieves, but the three of them were so frightened that they even fell to the ground.
, some couldn't bear it, so they simply sat in a sweet potato field and poured water.
It has to be said that people's potential is unlimited. There are three people, one old and two weak Zhang Shunyi. They don't seem to have any sports value, but the speed at which they are running at this time will probably make even the Jamaican Bowei sweat. The three of them are jumping a few times.
As it rose and fell, the figure disappeared into the cornfield.
The boss Zheng Zhiqing was originally very excited to catch the thief, but when he saw the thieves disappearing in a blink of an eye, his eyes froze. Could it be that this was not a thief, but a snitch? The two of them were unwilling to let the snitch run away.
, still wanted to continue chasing, Fang Rui stopped them and said, "Forget it, stop chasing. If you scare them like this, they probably won't dare to come next time."
In fact, Fang Rui had never thought about arresting Master and Disciple Zhang Shunyi. If Fang Rui really wanted to arrest them, he would not have been the only four of them. He made a phone call to Liu Fumin and asked him to shout a few times on the radio. The whole village
All the villagers came over with hoes and sticks, so the four masters and disciples Zhang Shunyi could not escape even if they had wings.
Fang Rui's original intention was just to create something weird, to scare Master Liu Fumin and his disciples so that they would never dare to look at the pumpkin and winter melon fields again, or even dare to come to Xiaotai'er Village again. However, Mom and the others would definitely be together.
It was not convenient for me to enter the space, so I thought of this trick to ward them off.
Originally, Fang Rui wanted to make the noise louder and shock Zhang Shunyi and his disciples even more deeply. However, Fang Rui was afraid that his mother and the others would also see it, and it was hard to explain, so he resorted to the trick.
It's a damage move, thinking about it, the effect should be pretty good.
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Master Zhang Shunyi and his disciples ran wildly through the land, heading towards the desolate and uninhabited east, and then plunged into a mountain forest. The three of them looked back to see that Fang Rui and the others were not chasing after them.
Slow down some speed.
The three of them were so exhausted that they were out of breath, especially Zhang Shunyi. Three vital parts were already on fire. Running around like this was equivalent to fanning the flames. The uncomfortable feeling was really terrible.
Just imagine.
Even if they were so tired that they were about to collapse, the three of them did not dare to stop. This was their territory. God knows if they had called other villagers to start a big hunt. If they were caught, they would hang them naked.
A beating would be too uneconomical.
"Teacher, I, I can't run anymore..." After running a few hundred meters into the forest, Xiao Zhu sat down with his back against a tree.
"Teacher, I can't run anymore..." Xiao Pu was also holding on to a tree and panting like a bellows.
"I, I can't do it anymore. Come on, let's take a breather." Zhang Shunyi said to take a breather, but as soon as he stepped on the brakes, he collapsed to the ground. Originally, his physical strength was not good, so he couldn't hold on.
He had been running for so long, all because of the forced stimulation of his potential and the support of a certain belief. Now that his mind and body had relaxed at the same time, of course he couldn't hold it anymore.
"Teacher and those people won't chase us in." Xiao Zhu looked around, feeling very worried...
"Probably, probably not. We, we didn't do anything..." Zhang Shunyi felt a little calmer. He was very annoyed and depressed. It was okay to make a face of snot in front of the students. After all, he was his own student. But
I was called a beast and a smoker and a drunkard, but I was chased into the air by a few country bumpkins like a dog chasing a rabbit. I was really embarrassed and embarrassed as much as I wanted.
"Yeah, we didn't do anything. We shouldn't have run away just now!" Xiao Pu looked around and saw no one and said.
"Who was the first to run away in fright? I have the nerve to say it." Xiao Zhu gave Xiao Pu a roll of his eyes.
"I, am I worried about you?" Xiao Pu's face couldn't help but blush, and then she made a very poor excuse.
"You are worried about us, but you don't blush...well, you are blushing, haha..." Xiao Zhu wanted to mock Xiao Pu, but when he saw that his face was really red, he covered his mouth and snickered.
"Okay, I still have something to worry about at this time." Zhang Shunyi was upset, glared at the two students, and said, "It's right for us to run. Think about the people who enter this village and what they need to know before entering the village, as well as the villagers.
Those arrogant means of compulsory toll collection, as well as the almost extortionate fines and the methods of fines, you don't have to guess, the people in this village must be robbing the people... Think about it if we were caught by them, even if we didn't do anything
Whatever happens, there will definitely be no good results!"
Zhang Shunyi actually has a guilty conscience. Xiao Pu and Xiao Zhu really didn’t do anything, but did he really do nothing? He was secretly drinking someone else’s pumpkin wine, and it was the second time he drank it... God knows
After those villagers catch me, will they use this little pumpkin to make a fuss about themselves and make a lot of money out of themselves?
Zhang Shunyi remembers that when he traveled to a newly developed tourist village in the north last year, he saw with his own eyes that a tourist accidentally drove over a villager's chicken and lost more than 20,000 yuan. This is not a legend or a rumor.
Not to be alarmist. Their chicken happens to be a hen. The hen lays eggs, and the eggs hatch into chicks. The chicks grow up and lay eggs, and the eggs hatch into chicks. Over and over again, over and over again, endlessly, a large chicken farm.
Just came out... It cost more than 20,000 yuan, and the villagers said that you should pay a small amount, otherwise you would not want to leave if you don't have a hundred and eighty thousand yuan.
"By the way, teacher, you were fine just now, why are you coughing like that all of a sudden?" This matter was quite strange to Xiao Zhu and Xiao Pu. Zhang Shunyi was lying there with her butt stuck out. What happened to you when you were fine suddenly... Xiao Pu Lenovo
When I was kicked inexplicably last time, I even shuddered. Could it be that there were really ghosts in that field?
"I don't know..." Zhang Shunyi was embarrassed to say that he choked on the pumpkin wine, so he pretended that he didn't know. However, when Xiao Zhu Xiaopu asked about it, he subconsciously drank it.
There is a strong smell of chili pepper in the mouth.
Zhang Shunyi couldn't understand why pumpkin wine, which was originally so mellow and delicious, suddenly changed into the smell of chili pepper water. It would be easy to understand if it only smelled of chili pepper, but it was so strong that it was just like the chili pepper from Chaotian pepper.
Like juice, this thing is so weird!
"Hey, teacher, why do you have some vines on your feet?" Xiao Pu suddenly pointed and said.
"Oh, these are carob vines. I probably got them entangled inadvertently when I was running in the fields." Zhang Shunyi lowered his head and saw that there were actually two broken vines wrapped around his feet.
After all, he was engaged in agriculture, so he could tell at a glance that it was a bean vine. Thinking that he had indeed passed through several bean fields when he was running away, Zhang Shunyi didn't care, and reached out to pull off the vine, but he immediately
I discovered something was wrong. These two vines were entangled around my feet, and they were tied into a knot. How could the carob vine that was accidentally entangled be tied into a knot? What a coincidence? This thing is similar to pumpkin wine.
The taste is as weird as a sudden change...
"Xiao Pu, you also have two carob vines on your feet." Xiao Zhu suddenly pointed at Xiao Pu and said. She seemed to have thought of something. She lowered her head and found that there were two vines wrapped around her ankles? This... this
What is going on?
Xiao Pu also saw two carob vines tied around his and Xiao Zhu's feet. He bent down to check and found that they were all tied into tight knots. Cold sweat fell on Xiao Pu's forehead and his back was soaked.
Oh... If only two carob vines were tied around the teacher's feet, this would be easy to explain. But now three people's feet are tied up at the same time, and they are all knotted. How can we explain this?
?Coupled with the teacher's inexplicable cough just now, and the last time he was kicked for no reason, this, this is too... Xiao Pu dares to bet that there must be something like a ghost in that melon field, definitely!
"Teacher, last time..." Xiao Pu shuddered and told Zhang Shunyi what happened last time when he was kicked and what he had guessed.
"Is there really a ghost in that land?" Zhang Shunyi is an old scholar and an atheist. Even if he was beaten to death in the past, he would not believe that there are such illusory things in the world. But today, this matter...
There is also what happened to Xiao Pu last time, and the ridiculously large pumpkins and winter melons in the melon field. They are connected one by one. Apart from using ghosts to explain it, what else can be used to explain it?
There was sweat on Zhang Shunyi's forehead, and soon his back became wet. What's more, Xiao Pu's whole body was pale and pale, without any blood at all.