Chapter 64: The Bet Between Lao Bian and Fang Fang
At about five o'clock in the afternoon, Fang Rui and Lao Bian were taking a nap on the bed when they suddenly heard a series of screams from Lin Fangfang in the main room.
The two of them were woken up and thought something had happened. They quickly got up and ran to the main room to take a look. They saw Lin Fangfang huddled in the corner of the bamboo bed against the wall. She was okay, but her face was a little pale and her body was shaking slightly.
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When Lao Bian stepped forward, the man took the opportunity to put his arms around Lin Fangfang's shoulders and asked with concern, "Fangfang, what's wrong?"
Lin Fangfang didn't care that this guy took advantage of her. She pointed to the corner on the west side of the main room where various sundries were piled up, "Rat, rat, that's where the rat went."
Fang Rui felt relieved when he heard what she said. It was because Lin Fangfang was frightened by the mouse.
When Lao Bian heard that it was the mouse that scared her, she was relieved. This guy crouched at the waist, looking majestic and coaxing, and clamored to find the mouse to settle the score. As a result, he was found next to the pile of debris in the corner.
After pretending, he poked his head around for a long time, but couldn't see a single mouse hair. Lao Bian smiled and said to Lin Fangfang, "The mouse slipped away."
This guy was born to pack goods. Fang Rui joked, "The mice were frightened by your strong aura, but they didn't run away, but hid in the gaps between the items."
Didn't you slip away? It seems that your aura is not enough!
When Lao Bian heard that, it was okay, so he lifted up the plastic jar containing rice. As a result, a gray-black figure as big as a child's fist sprang out at lightning speed and slipped under his hakama. Lao Bian was frightened.
Gen trembled and his hand loosened, and the plastic jar fell down with a thud. Fortunately, the lid of the plastic jar was tightly closed, otherwise rice would have been all over the floor.
Lin Fangfang also screamed.
My mother walked into the main room at this time, thinking that something had happened. When she asked, it was the mice that were causing trouble, and Fang Rui complained, "The side of our house is clean, and there were no mice in the house before... These days
I don’t know when a mouse came in. They gnaw here and there every day. They almost chewed off a corner of the door of the house where I live. The wooden legs of the kitchen cupboard were almost chewed off...
…These things are a real scourge.”
Fang Rui often hears the squeaking sound of something these days, but he never pays attention to it. After hearing what his mother said, he walked to her bedroom door and saw that there was a small hole gnawed in the lower right corner of the door.
, the curved shape was smooth, and the marks of rat teeth were clearly visible. When I looked in the kitchen, I saw that more than half of the two-inch square wooden legs of the cupboard had been chewed off. Damn, these rats are really evil.
"Auntie, why don't you get a cat?" Lin Fangfang is actually not very afraid of mice. She just heard a clicking sound in her sleep. When she opened her eyes, she suddenly saw two mice biting something there.
The thing was frightened. After regaining consciousness, Lin Fangfang suggested that it would be great to have a cat. Cats are so cute. They can be pets and get rid of mice. It kills two birds with one stone.
"Raising cats is raising harm." Yu Yinghong smiled lightly and shook her head.
"Don't cats get rid of mice? How can they be harmful?" Lin Fangfang and Lao Bian couldn't understand.
"It's true that cats hunt mice, but what you don't know is that this cat's ability as a thief is unparalleled in the world. If you have a cat at home, you have to hide the fish, meat, etc.
Pay attention, you don’t want to eat it... Cats also like to hide fleas and ticks on their bodies. These little things will jump on people accidentally, biting all over the body, and itching to death..." Yu Yinghong has raised them before
It's a cat. Once the cat was raised, the mice in the house disappeared, but the smelly things in the house suffered. There were also fleas and lice, which were very annoying and causing trouble. Finally, Yu Yinghong was cruel and screwed the cat.
It went out for several miles and was lost.
"Then are there any other ways to get rid of this mouse?" Lin Fangfang stuck out her tongue when she heard what Yu Yinghong said. She took it for granted. It seems that raising cats in the country and raising cats in the city are two completely different things.
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"Putting rat poison... But this is not a good idea. Rats that have taken the medicine are crawling everywhere, which is not only unhygienic, but also a safety hazard." Yu Yinghong said helplessly, this rat is really confusing, and it deserves to be the first of the four pests.
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What mom said is true. To get rid of these mice, it seems that we have to find another way.
Fang Rui thought quietly, remembering the incident of hunting mice when he was young, and he immediately came up with a solution.
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A fire shelf board, which is the board on the top of the Eight Immortals Table.
A bamboo stick about thirty centimeters long, a rope more than ten meters long, and some rice.
The table board covers the rice placed on the ground as bait, the bamboo sticks hold up one end of the table board, and the rope is tied under the bamboo sticks, and a simple mouse trap is ready.
Fang Rui closed the doors and windows of the main room, making the light inside dim, and then pulled the other end of the rope through the opening of the window to the outside of the corridor. He told Lao Bian and Lin Fangfang that he could carry it on his own.
I took the hoe and dug out the earthworms to put in the cage.
"Fatty Gang, do you think Ruizi's method will work?" Lin Fangfang asked, sitting on a bamboo chair, looking at the crude facilities.
"This is the first time I've seen this method of killing rats... I think it's ridiculous." Lao Bian grabbed the rope and looked under the table through the specially made hole in the window to see if the rats were coming to eat.
No more.
"Rat is so cunning and moves so slippery, I don't think Ruizi's method will work." Lin Fangfang shook her head.
Hearing Lin Fangfang's words, Lao Bian suddenly had an idea and said to Lin Fangfang with a smile, "Fangfang, how about we make a bet?"
Lin Fangfang asked confused, "What kind of bet are you making?"
Lao Bian said, "Let's bet on whether we can catch mice?" While saying this, Lao Bian was praying silently in his heart, Ruizi, can your method work? Can it attract mice, and can it catch mice?
Don't cheat your brother!
Lin Fangfang blinked her dark eyes, "What's the bet?"
Lao Bian pretended to smile sheepishly, "If I win, you will come with me to my house tomorrow."
Lin Fangfang raised her eyebrows, "What if you lost?"
Lao Bian spread his hands and said boldly, "You can eat whatever you want."
Okay, just fat man, you are planning on me!
A sly smile appeared on Lin Fangfang's lips, "That's it?"
Hey, Fangfang fell into our trap! Lao Bian was happy in his heart, but he nodded with unprecedented solemnity on his expression, and stretched out the little finger of his right hand. Lin Fangfang also stretched out her little finger. The two little fingers hooked together, and the two of them
They shouted in unison, "Pull the hook, hang yourself, and nothing will change for a hundred years."
After the hook was drawn, Lin Fangfang said, "You proposed the bet, so the choice is on my side."
Lao Bian said generously, "Okay, your choice."
Lin Fangfang said, "I choose to hit the mouse!"
Lao Bian was shocked, his eyes widened, "What!"
If you want to plot against me, huh, I will try to trick you!
Lin Fangfang chuckled, staring at Lao Bian with her gleaming eyes, and said word by word, "Don't you understand, okay... I choose to hit the mouse."
Lao Bian never thought that Fangfang, who kept questioning Fang Rui's mouse-killing methods, would suddenly change her opinion and be so decisive... Dizzy, Fangfang probably saw his intentions and turned against him. However,
I proposed the bet by myself, I also proposed the bet by myself, and I agreed to let her choose first. There is no room for regret on this matter... What should I do, what should I do?
"Fangfang, you have made your choice, and you are sure not to change it... Okay, you can take a look first, and I will go and do it for you." Lao Bian used the magical skill of urinary escape.
"You can go and do whatever you want. I will show you a dead mouse later and you will lose. Don't try to cheat." Lin Fangfang said nonchalantly. She could see through Lao Bian's little thoughts...
"Well, it's impossible for you to catch a mouse and kill it yourself."
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The old guy ran away in a hurry. He didn't go to the toilet, he just went to find Fang Rui.
When he found Fang Rui digging for earthworms on the side of the house, Lao Bian immediately asked, "Ruizi, is your method of killing mice okay?"
"What?" Fang Rui picked up an earthworm and threw it into a wooden box. He looked up at Lao Bian and saw that this guy looked wrong.
"Just give me the right word, yes or no!" Lao Bian was anxious. Success or failure depends on this. If he wins the bet, then his relationship with Lin Fangfang can be regarded as having a close relationship. If he loses, the outcome will be terrible.
It's a long way off.
"What's wrong?" Fang Rui saw this guy acting like this and deliberately whetted his appetite.
"What the heck, what the hell, my brother and Fangfang are making a bet on your bad method of killing rats..." Lao Bian was so anxious that he told Lin Fangfang about the bet and the stake.
Fang Rui laughed happily after hearing this.
When Lao Bian saw him smiling, he felt even more panicked. He scolded Fang Rui for being heartless and urged Fang Rui to tell him the answer.
Fang Rui finally stopped laughing and said, "I said, Lao Bian, you have such a brain, and you still want to plot against Fangfang. Aren't you asking for your own death... Think about it yourself with a pig's brain, can I do it to your brother?"
Is this a reliable thing? Thanks to you knowing me for so many years, I really admire you..."
When Lao Bian heard this, he felt dizzy and the world was spinning. He staggered and almost fell to the ground. He finally stabilized his mind and pitifully asked Fang Rui for help, "Ruizi, this bet is related to the happiness of my brother's life. You
Quickly think of a way to save me."
Fang Rui looked at Lao Bian jokingly, "There is a way."
Lao Bian was like a drowning man grabbing a life-saving straw, and said eagerly, "Quick, quick, what can I do?"
Fang Rui waved the hoe and continued digging for earthworms, and then said, "You turn into a mouse and tell them not to be fooled. Isn't that okay..." Before he could finish his words, he heard a thumping sound behind him.
There was a loud noise, the ground shook, and it looked like something of a certain heavy tonnage hit the ground...