"Aunt, you accept a disciple." Lao Bian walked to Yu Hongying and said piously.
"There is no need to accept an apprentice. Planting rice is very simple. Just teach you." Yu Hongying casually grabbed a bunch of rice and untied it, and said to Lao Bian cheerfully.
"Well, then Auntie, please teach me." Lao Bian also took a bunch of bamboo shoots and imitated Yu Yinghong's movements, but he couldn't untie the rope of bamboo shoots and leaves even after a lot of effort.
"They say this is a high-tech, high-intelligence job. How can you do it with a guy like you?" Fang Rui never misses an opportunity to embarrass Lao Bian.
Being looked down upon by Fang Rui one after another, the old man was annoyed, so he simply tore off the bamboo shoot husk and leaf rope with force. As a result, the bamboo shoot husk and leaf rope was broken, but at the same time, more than a dozen seedlings were broken. Fang Rui looked clumsy.
Lao Bian shook his head and kept making sarcastic remarks. He was so angry that he wanted to stuff Fang Rui's mouth with mud.
"Xiao Gang, look at how Auntie plants the rice seedlings."
When Fang Rui and Lao Bian were almost playful, Yu Hongying began to teach Lao Bian the movements of transplanting rice seedlings and what he needed to pay attention to. While explaining and demonstrating, after repeated teaching several times, Lao Bian was able to stick the rice seedlings crookedly according to the essentials.
It was stuck in the mud.
Yu Yinghong saw that although Lao Bian was very fast, he could still plant the rice seedlings in an orderly manner, so she started to plant her own rice seedlings. Unexpectedly, in pursuit of speed, Lao Bian lost his shape while planting. A few rows of rice seedlings were planted, like a moving dragon.
When walking snakes, the distances between plants are also messy. Some can pass a car, while others are difficult for a wheelbarrow to pass.
"How's it going? Brothers can do it pretty well." Lao Bian didn't know it yet and proudly showed off to Fang Rui.
Fang Rui paid attention to the rice seedlings planted by Lao Bian at first. Seeing that it was okay, he concentrated on planting his own rice seedlings. Now when Lao Bian shouted and looked up, Fang Rui was very angry and funny.
Let’s not talk about the spacing between the seedlings that Lao Bian planted. The key is that if they are deep enough to sink under the king of hell, and if they are shallow, almost the whole seedlings will float. In this case, there must be three or four out of ten seedlings.
If it fails, it will have to be replanted in the future. Replanting the seedlings in this way is more troublesome and takes more time than transplanting the seedlings directly.
Fang Rui neither mocked nor hit Lao Bian, and directly drove him out of the field.
"Get out, get out, don't cause trouble."
"What, am I causing trouble?"
Lao Bian was stunned. All the hard work of the brothers was rewarded with such evaluation and treatment?
"Please don't make trouble, and I'll ask you out again." Fang Rui said politely.
"Wait a minute, you have to say something to your buddies when you let them go out." Lao Bian felt so aggrieved that he wanted to cry.
Fang Rui stared at him seriously, "Can I say curse words?"
"Of course not." Lao Bian shook his head.
"Then I have nothing to say."
Fang Rui shrugged, said a classic Internet saying, lowered his head and continued to plant his own rice seedlings.
"What?" Lao Bian almost fell down in the field when he heard this. Fang Rui's words had a huge impact on him.
Lao Bian stared at his masterpiece for a long time. Is this it? The distance between the plants is uneven. Some are inserted deeply and some are inserted shallowly. But it doesn't matter. When the seedlings grow up, they will still be planted.
Why don't you still produce ears of rice? Damn, I am really as unbearable as that boy Fang Rui said? Old Bian thought angrily, and then he felt a faint itching on his left leg.
I looked down and saw something dark on my left leg. What was it?
Lao Bian was confused and wanted to take the thing off with his hands, but Lao Bian grabbed the thing and it was limp.
Lao Bian is the most disgusted with boneless soft things. His scalp was numb. He resisted and pulled hard, but the black thing was like a rubber band, elastic. And it was firmly attached.
It was attached to Lao Bian's leg, and it seemed that its front and rear ends had been pierced into the leg muscles.
This is?Leech!
This is a vampire in the field! Although Lao Bian has never seen this kind of living mollusk with his own eyes, he has seen it in books and TV screens. Lao Bian let out a shocking cry, this time there is no need for Fang Rui to chase him away.
He jumped three feet high from the field and ran up the field ridge at a sprint speed of 100 meters. It seemed that Liu Fei was inferior to him at that speed.
"Hey, congratulations, you won the bid." Fang Rui had just been immersed in planting rice and didn't know the situation. When he walked out of the field, he saw the locusts on Lao Bian's legs. It turned out that this guy was making ghost noises for this reason. Fang Rui
Rui joked with a smile.
"Ruizi, hurry up, help me get it out." Laobian, like a girl, has a natural fear of molluscs, not to mention that this is a blood-sucking locust. I heard that they can crawl into people along their blood vessels.
It was so terrifying to go inside the human body and spread branches and leaves inside the human body. The old man was so scared that his balls were trembling...
"You're as fat as a ball, no wonder the locusts will bite you."
Fang Rui teased Lao Bian rudely, and at the same time, he knelt down and pinched the leech's body with his hands, pulled hard, and tore it off. A small round blood hole suddenly appeared on Lao Bian's leg, with a small drop of blood.
The blood was flowing out, which was scary. Fang Rui washed the wound with the tea brought by his mother, squeezed it, and washed it again, and soon the wound stopped bleeding.
"Ruizi, will it be okay if you are bitten by a locust?" Lao Bian looked at Fang Rui pitifully like a wounded child.
"What's the matter? A little leech scared you into being so virtuous. I feel embarrassed for you. Don't even say you know me when you go out." Fang Rui looked at Lao Bian, who usually showed off his power and arrogance.
I thought it was funny that I was so frightened by a locust.
When Lao Bian heard that everything was fine, it was as if he had drank some kind of magic wine mentioned in the TV shopping commercial. His waist straightened up, his legs were no longer weak, and his balls stopped trembling. He stood up and shouted aggressively to find something.
Little leech settles accounts.
The leech was thrown by Fang Rui on the dry and hard field edge and shrank into a fleshy ball. Lao Bian found it and wrapped it with a piece of grass. He could not squeeze it to death even if he squeezed it hard, nor could he drop it to death.
After Lao Bian struggled with it for a long time, the little leech was unharmed. Fang Rui laughed at the side, "You are massaging it to loosen its muscles and bones."
Lao Bian really had no idea how to deal with this little thing. He scratched his head and asked Fang Rui, "This thing is tougher than Xiaoqiang. Ruizi, what do you think we can do to kill it?"
"You can use either fire or salt." Fang Rui gave Lao Bian two methods and went to plant the rice seedlings.
Lao Bian got the magic trick, found some dry leaves and hay, and went to settle accounts with the little locusts in the autumn. Then there was an interesting scenery in the field. A tall young man lit a big fire.
While he was roasting something on the fire, he was mumbling something like a dancing fairy.
A big black wolf dog followed him around like a follower.
Yu Yinghong and Fang Rui looked at this pair of living treasures and laughed.
After a whole morning, Tian finally had less than half a minute left.
Yu Yinghong went back to cook early again.
Fang Ruili finished planting the last crop of rice seedlings and walked back side by side with Lao Bian, who was carrying shoes and socks. Xiao Hei followed him wagging his big tail.
"Ruizi, you are very unjust. You deliberately provoked me to go to the fields." Lao Bian thought about what happened when he was bitten by a locust just after planting a few rice seedlings, and he felt very angry.
"Thank you for having the nerve to say it. It's just that the rice planting is not good. After all, you only have this little IQ, so I can't blame you. But you are taller than a horse and fatter than a pig, but you were scared by a locust and became like this. You want me to
It's you, you've killed yourself a long time ago." Fang Rui silenced Lao Bian's complaints with just one sentence.
Lao Bian knew that his behavior just now was extremely unmanly, so he could only stare in anger.