Chapter Seventy-Six: Brother Shuai and the Charming Girl
Zhou Yu was shocked and scolded the neighbor next door. The dead man demon actually knew how to transform into soft bones. No wonder he couldn't tell whether he was a man or a woman. He was indeed a super dead man demon!
While Zhou Yu was thinking, he leaned forward with his whole body. When he withdrew his left hand, his left palm was still on Zhu Qian's left chest, and he touched it lightly. It felt soft, but he was sure it was not a woman. The breast.
The dead shemale is indeed neither a man nor a woman! There is no handsome boy in the world who is more beautiful than himself. Zhou Yu was in disbelief.
It was just that his special move was dodged by Zhou Yu, but Zhou Yu touched his chest intentionally or unintentionally. Zhu Qian was filled with shame and anger.
The furious Zhu Qian no longer ignored the consequences and used the secret skill of increasing power. This time, he slapped Zhou Yu so fast that even an afterimage of his body was left behind.
It's different from Zhou Yu's point of view. Zhou Yu's perverted eyes can clearly see that Zhu Qian's right hand suddenly extends for a long time. He is secretly shocked, what kind of kung fu is this? Zhou Xingchi's transformation King Kong?
Zhou Yu hurriedly followed the other person's arm, slid into the other person's arms, and deliberately touched the other person's right chest with his left hand. This time, Zhou Yu definitely concluded that the other person was a man, a comparison. The four most beautiful women in China are even more charming than men.
What the hell is going on with his grandma! In order to see if this dead she-monster is a man or a woman, he almost transformed into a big pervert on the bus!
After Zhou Yu dodged away, Zhu Qian was furious and spit out a mouthful of blood. On the one hand, it was because of Zhou Yu's hooligan behavior, and on the other hand, it was also because of his sudden increase in power through his use of secret skills. The meridians were injured.
After vomiting blood, Zhu Qian sat down on the ground with a pale face.
The members of the Bamboo Gang were shocked and shouted in unison for the gang leader. Master Zhu hurriedly ran to Zhu Qian's side and helped Zhu Qian up. In addition to the anxious and concerned look on his face, he even glared at Zhou Yu. Xiang Xiang seemed to be willing to give up only after eating Zhou Yu's flesh and blood raw.
The members of the Bamboo Gang also held weapons, and surrounded Zhou Yu, Huang Feihong and others.
Seeing that everyone was frightened and about to fight, Zhu Qian waved his hands to the members of the Bamboo Gang and said to everyone in a deep voice:
Although I am a bandit, I cannot stand without faith. Now I have been defeated by this strong man. Since I said I would let all the strong men go, I will never break my promise.
Now I invite this strong man to come to the attic with me. I have something to discuss. Can this strong man accept it? Zhu Qian said politely to Zhou Yu.
Zhou Yu also wanted to know what tricks the shemale would play, so he readily agreed to his request.
After taking a short rest, Zhu Qian's face gradually returned to its natural rosy color, so he stood up and led Zhou Yu towards the attic.
Zhou Yu followed closely behind him, walking with him at a rapid pace.
The members of the Bamboo Gang had no choice but to obediently make way for Zhou Yu, but they still kept a close eye on Huang Feihong, as if they were afraid that they would escape.
When Zhou Yu followed Zhu Qian into the attic, he discovered that the layout here was completely different from what he had imagined. Except for the main door, which had no hanging curtains, the other doors in the attic were separated by colorful hanging curtains. .
There are also some things hanging on the walls, such as red peppers, silver bells, and some weird things that Zhou Yu can't name. The style here is full of magical and beautiful exotic Miao customs.
Zhou Yu was led by Zhu Qian, climbed up and down, walked around and around to a room. Zhou Yu felt something different in the room. The so-called difference meant that in Zhou Yu's eyes, this room was filled with the smell of a dead demon. .
It is neither as rough as the men's room nor as elegant as the women's room. It is just a standard neutral living room. In Zhou Yu's subconscious, only Zhu Qian, a dead shemale, can take care of the room like this. Such a look.
Zhu Qian invited Zhou Yu to sit on a bamboo stool next to a bamboo table in the room. He was busy filling up something with a faint smell of wine with an ox horn and brought it to Zhou Yu.
Zhou Yu had some doubts in his heart. Didn't he want to ask me something? How could he pour me a dime of wine properly?
He hesitated for a moment and took it, but he didn't drink it. He just held it in his hand and looked at the male demon brother standing in front of him in confusion...
When Zhu Qian saw that Zhou Yu didn't drink, he tapped Zhou Yu's instep with his toes, and his expression showed the shyness and twitchiness inherent in girls who are shy.
Selling cakes! Are you so rude?
I am a guest, good or bad!
It's okay if you don't treat me, how can you step on me?
Thinking of this, Zhou Yu also playfully stepped on Zhu Qian's instep to show that he was not that easy to bully!
Zhu Qian, the dead demon in Zhou Yu's eyes, brightened up and asked Zhou Yu with a happy face:
What's your name, please?
A real man will not change his name or surname. This handsome guy is extremely talented. A pear blossom presses a begonia. His name is Jingyu Neijiang Zhongxiao Bailong. He is a water gun. He is known as Zhou Yu and Zhou Daguan!
Zhu Qian giggled endlessly, feeling that Zhou Yu was funny and different from all the men he knew.
Suddenly Zhu Qian had an idea; Zhou Yu~ Isn't that the name of that powerful man in the Vietnamese Loyal and Yong Army?
Moreover, it is said that Zhou Yu also created many Chinese cultural treasures and scientific and technological knowledge. He is a true genius of China. His appearance and characteristics seem to be very similar to that of the legendary one! I have been fascinated by that Zhou Yu for a long time. .
Although he had speculations about Zhou Yu, Zhu Qian did not reveal it.
Zhou Yu was so laughed at by the dead demon that he lost all his soul and soul, and his sweat pores stood up. Your grandma's dead demon was really coquettish and frightening when she laughed. This handsome guy doesn't like this, so he should quickly find an opportunity to get away from him!
I never feel safe here!
Zhu Qian, who was smiling delicately, saw Zhou Yu eager to leave, so he suppressed his smile and said to Zhou Yu with a strange expression:
Brother Zhou, what instruments do you play? I want to ask for advice!
When Zhou Yu heard this, he became excited again. Didn't I tell you that I was so stunning?
I won't do anything you can't think of! But I quietly added in my heart, this handsome guy just won't do anything to a dead ladyboy like you. He's so cute and his smile is more alluring than a vixen's!
When Zhu Qian heard this, he immediately ran away quickly.
After a while, under Zhou Yu's confused eyes, Zhu Qian ran back again, holding a lot of musical instruments in his hand, including suona, reed, sanxian, etc.
Zhou Yu was so depressed that he wanted to slap himself in the face. What was going on with his grandma!
What can I do if I am a good person?
Ask him clearly why they came here, and then just hide away!
Why cause so much trouble!
Ever since he met this dead shemale, Zhou Yu has never made a decision. He always has a vague desire to express himself. It's really strange!
The cowhide was blown, the train was pushed, and now, Zhou Yu could only pick up the three-stringed string obediently and played a famous three-stringed string song "Zhiyin" that became extremely popular in later generations.
mountains green
Shui Bibi
The rhyme of mountains and flowing water
A cry and a complaint
like crying
Sigh is
It’s rare to have a close friend in life
The best friend of all time is the hardest to find
A sound like a hymn or a song
like a compliment
Like it
The general draws his sword and rises from the south
I want to be Changfeng
Around..Battle..Flag...
When Zhou Yu played and sang at the same time, he performed the entire "Friends" freely and vividly using his own thoughts and reverie feelings about Hu Mei.
If there is a way, there is a destiny that is not far away! There is a thread of love that can be pulled! Once two people develop feelings, it is inevitable to care about them all the time.
Zhou Yu had long forgotten his feelings as a little lolita and moved to the Gua Wa Country. He was no longer the same as before, with nothing but patriotism left.
After Zhou Yu finished performing "Friends", Zhu Qian looked at Zhou Yu with bright eyes. He was even more sure that this Zhou Yu was the other Zhou Yu. The bold personality of the Miao people prompted Zhu Qian to do what he did.
The most important decision in his 17 years.
Having made his decision, Zhu Qian smiled charmingly at Zhou Yu and walked slowly towards the inner room, leaving only his charming back in Zhou Yu's heart.
As a result, Zhou Yu was born with one Buddha and two Buddhas ascended to heaven - he was so depressed that he came to life and died again!
Grandma, I'm not a rabbit, why are you looking at me so seductively?
Aren’t I just handsome, tall, knowledgeable, and more popular with women?
What aspects of me are you interested in? Why don’t I change it?
Man, I can’t stand your weird eyes!….
Why!
It’s hard to be a human being!
It’s even harder to be a handsome guy!
It doesn't matter whether you are male or female, old or young, even Zhu Qian, a dead demon, has a secret eye on me. Am I just like that Tang Monk?
When Zhou Yu was feeling sad, self-pitying, and narcissistic, Zhu Qian's voice came from the back room: Brother Zhou, please come inside, Xiaosheng needs your help!
Selling cakes!
Could it be that a mouse crawled into his crotch, otherwise how could it turn into a woman's voice? Zhou Yu thought maliciously.
Zhou Yu walked deliberately and slowly towards the back room. There was no screen in Hu Xueyan's house to block it. It was because there was no blockage that Zhou Yu behaved strangely when he entered the room.
All I could see was that Zhou Yu's mid-length broken hair was standing upside down, his sweat pores were infinitely dilated, and his eyes were as round and motionless as copper bells. In the silent room, Zhou Yu's heart could be heard banging... banging... banging.
There was a violent beating sound, and the clothes made an automatic noise even in the absence of wind.
What is it that can make Zhou Yu, who usually stands tall as a mountain, become so out of control and feel like he was shocked by an electric shock?
At this time, all Zhou Yu could see was the extremely perfect female body on the bed in front of him. Although it was the first time for Zhou Yu to witness a naked female body up close, this was not the fundamental reason why Zhou Yu was so rude.
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The key to the problem is that the face of this naked woman lying on the bed facing him is exactly the same as the dead shemale that I have been secretly cursing in my heart.
But isn't that dead demon a man? How could he suddenly turn into a woman even more charming and dazzling than Hu Mei? Could it be that he can't transform into Sun Wukong's seventy-two?