Vol.45 baseball game seems to last longer than I thought
Baseball games seem to last longer than I thought? After all there’s no point in having rules if no one actually takes off their clothes…
(Shell 1...)
The highest level of ridicule is to attract hatred with your face.
A girl like Kanade speaks for the first time and brings a clear sense of provocation in her sentences. It can be said that she has applied her sarcastic skills to a highly skilled level. It is precisely because of this that even Haruhi Suzumiya cannot...
Well, maybe it should be said that Suzumiya, the woman, will respond unceremoniously no matter who provokes someone, right? The novel chapters are updated the fastest
But, even so, when I took a slight step forward and stepped into the wide range of Suzumiya Haruhi's hatred, almost immediately, the girl turned her hatred towards me.
"It's all you, idiot Cheng. If you don't hurry up, hurry up, hurry up and let the game start, delaying the valuable time of our team leader, I will sentence you to death."
In the end, the responsibility lies entirely with me, right? It's obviously you, the woman who has been messing around until now...wait a minute, where was the game supposed to go just now?
"...Coin." The novel chapters are updated the fastest
Suddenly someone gently pulled my sleeve, and when I turned around, Nagato just held a shiny coin in front of me with his slender index finger and thumb.
"Ah... um, thank you, Nagato."
"Need not."
The girl nodded gently to me, and then returned to her own camp with an expressionless face.
I don’t know why, but I always felt like... when Nagato handed me the coin, it seemed like... someone was watching me.
"Hmm...is it an illusion?"
I scanned the contestants, and it turned out that no one seemed to be looking at me. Tsuruya, Kyomei, and Asakura, who turned their heads just because of the commotion here, and looked at me, also showed their respective personalities.
A matching bright smile.
"Anyway... Let's toss a coin to determine the order of attack and defense between the two sides. Then..."
"This leader wants to choose the positive side."
"Huh? It just so happens that my group leader also thinks the front is good..."
"What? Are you, a woman, planning to make trouble?"
"..."
Well, maybe at this time we should think of a more reliable method than guessing coins? Or...
"……front."
"...the other side."
After the two captains once again had an endless dispute over coins, it seemed that Nagato and Kanade could no longer watch calmly, and each made a choice for their respective teams.
"Hey? Then... okay, but..."
He looked at the two women with lingering fear - to be honest, if the game does not enter the stage of fighting each other as soon as possible, then there will be no result even if these two women keep arguing here until dark, so...
, I have to say that Kanade and Nagato’s choices were completely correct.
"bite"
The shiny coin flew up and landed on the back of my hand. When I opened the palm holding the coin, the result was obvious.
"Prefectural Hokuo Defense, Afterlife Academy Attack"
Huh... there shouldn't be any problems like this, right? As long as the competition starts, then the hostility between Haruhi Suzumiya and Yuriko will also turn into the competition, and in this case... Well, wait a moment?
The murders that occurred in the several games that I had refereed before appeared in my mind one by one like cutscenes. At that time, everyone could use baseball as a weapon to attack the enemy just for the sake of victory. So, next, these two
What will happen to a group leader who never cares about anything...
"Huh? The game has started. Then let's decide the outcome on the court."
"It just so happens that my team leader also has this intention. However, if you fail to catch the ball and get hit in the face by the ball, don't cry at that time."
"To each other, maybe some idiot will fall down while running the bases next..."
The atmosphere suddenly became full of malice, and since it was what these two group leaders said, then there is a 10% chance that it will come true next.
When I thought of this, I couldn't help but feel a chill in my body. After shrinking my neck a little, I subconsciously touched the face protector - well, maybe this thing is of no use at all, right?
The pitcher of the Prefectural North High School is naturally the only male among the entire team, the sad-faced Kyon - to be honest, if you let this guy pitch, there is a chance that he will be stripped naked in the first round, but...
Isn't this more appropriate than letting girls suffer such misfortune?
The number one hitter in the afterlife is naturally the one who looks the strongest and has played the most games in the entire group - even if he has to carry a huge tomahawk on his shoulders when playing baseball,
Judging from what this guy means, it seems he is planning to... swing the bat with one hand?
"Tch, this kind of game is just playing with children."
Huh? After not seeing each other for a long time, Noda-kun’s whole person has become serious.
"...I can kill all of you with this hand."
Okay...I take it back, this guy is still an out-and-out idiot. After all, baseball is not a one-person sport.
"Makoto-kun doesn't supervise the game seriously as a referee. Is there really nothing wrong with that?"
In front of me, Asakura, a long-haired girl who carefully put on protective gear, face shield and gloves even though she was wearing a skirt, suddenly made such a sound.
"Hey? That... I'm really sorry..."
Although I felt guilty, I really wanted to bend down behind Asakura and watch the pitch, but the girl's body was right in front of me, and it was really a bit annoying to assume a posture that seemed like doggy style.
Embarrassing, and now the girl’s cute buttocks that are wrapped in a skirt and look curvy also make me think a lot...
While Noda was talking nonsense, he quickly communicated with Kyon through gestures. Next, Kyon assumed a posture of throwing a straight ball. However, perhaps only that idiot Noda would believe this fake move.
"Oh oh oh oh oh"
It was a fastball approaching from the outside. Although it was on the bad side in terms of pitch, that idiot Noda had a swing, so...
"...My hand slipped."
The next second, the bat that Noda swung with all his strength spun in the opposite direction of the baseball, and hit Kyon's head, who was stunned with fright.
This guy... definitely did it on purpose, right?
Only a devil would believe that this was a so-called "hand slip" accident. Moreover, with Noda's IQ, it is impossible to formulate such a strategy - look at Yuriko's scary smile on the sidelines. The black air has turned the sky
He's getting gloomy. Who's going to stop that guy?
"Boom"
The bat collided with Kyon's head and made a crisp sound... Ouch? Wait a minute, the person blocking the bat was not Kyon, but...
"Baseball is a game where you are not allowed to throw the bat casually..."
"ding dong"
The smiling Tsuruya patted his arm gently, while at the girl's feet, the wooden bat that had broken into two pieces was still bouncing feebly...
Well, it seems that what Koizumi said before is indeed correct. He collided with that kind of thing with his arm but was unharmed... This girl named Tsuruya is probably not just an "ordinary person".
?
"cut……"
Noda, who was quite unhappy with the failure of this attack, made a vague nasal sound, but next...
"Committed... foul and malicious attack and left the field"
What a joke... this guy actually danced the big ax in his hand into a windmill and threw it directly at the girl.
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh let's see how this move goes."
Although my penalty has been issued immediately, Noda seems to have no intention of giving up at all. The huge ax has already spun towards the girl. It seems that this is Yuriko's tactic, right? After confirming that the number of people in the group is not as good as
When one's own side chooses to use this bad foul tactic to reduce the opponent's number... I have to say that this is indeed a very effective tactic, provided that...
"Really... As for me, I just want to play baseball properly..."
"Buzz..."
I saw...what?
The girl Tsuruya, who was standing there calmly and gracefully just a second ago, patting her arms gently, when her hair was scattered in all directions by the storm caused by the rotating axe, she actually turned around lightly and skillfully,
With a side kick, he directly hit the center of the rotating axe, which was the least threatening but also the fastest rotating axe.
The underwear is exposed.
Of course, I don't care about this now. Tsuruya-san's thigh curve is quite beautiful, and this side kick looks quite elegant... Wait a minute, what kind of helper did Haruhi Suzumiya find?
Come to this baseball game?
"And...Asakura-san, what are you..."
"Well...theoretically speaking, Makoto-san will know the reason why I did this next."
"puff"
...Thus, the first death quota for this competition was created.
"...How...is it possible..."
Noda, who was cut in half by the giant ax he threw, seemed a little unbelievable. Although he reached out his hand in time to hold the handle of the axe, the huge force still carried Noda's own arm.
The whole thing was twisted, and then the middle section of Noda was cut off directly.
The blood-red fountain and scattered internal organs became a scene that would never appear on a baseball field. The health teacher rushed over in a panic and carried Noda off the field, who had lost his vital signs. The management staff on the side also came to remove the stained body.
The sand and soil of the golf course are tidied up.
As for me, I was very happy because under the leadership of Asakura, I had just left the place covered in tragedy.
"It seems... we really can't win this competition smoothly."
At this time, Asakura was still smiling and cute, and it was completely impossible to see that the bloody scene before had caused any trouble to the girl. As for the other side, Xu Mei's eyes were drawn by the cat on Xu Mei's head.
Pressing it with her paw, the cute girl in charge of second base still thinks the cat is playing a joke on her.
"Oh oh oh Tsuruya-senpai, I didn't expect you to be quite capable."
Haruhi Suzumiya seemed completely unaware of the significance of the action that just exceeded the limits of human beings. She ran excitedly from the direction of the first base where she was responsible, patted the girl on the shoulder and praised her unceremoniously.
"Hmm... But actually, I just want to ask Kyon... By guerrilla, do you mean running around the entire field? If you look like that... I'll be a little tired."
...So it's because of this that we were able to save Xu, who is now pale, in time, right? But... maybe it's just too much of a coincidence?
Compared with Suzumiya, Yuriko's expression on the sidelines was slightly worse. It seemed that if Noda wasn't already dead, he would be trampled to death by this girl when he returned to the sidelines.
"The first batter fouled out and the player was replaced."
As a referee, at this time, I still need to make penalties based on the actual situation of the game - even if it is dead, it will be punished as a foul. In short, next, the second batter sent by Riko is named Hinata.
Sunshine boy.
"Ahaha...Actually, that...it was probably just an accident, right?"
First, Asakura, the catcher, explained what happened before. It seemed that Hinata was quite afraid of the terrible events that had happened before.
"Well... I hope that such an accident won't happen again."
The girl who raised her face protector smiled and nodded to Hinata... However, after seeing Tsuruya's power, she always felt that there must be unknown and terrifying strength hidden under such a smile, right?
"bite"
This time, Hinata's batting was very smooth. After hitting a high toss ball at the first pitch, he safely stepped onto the first base. Kyon, who was in charge of throwing the ball, could only take off his specially put on with a frown.
Long sleeve jacket.
The next third batter was Yusa, the girl in charge of the team's intelligence system. The silent girl didn't seem to be good at baseball. After Kyon tried his best to pitch three different routes, he missed three times and could only remain silent.
He took off his sailor suit top, revealing the cute T-shirt underneath.
"The fourth batter... comes on."
At present, the team has zero points and one man on first base. The situation is not very good. However, if the fourth batter, who is the main batter, can score a good hit, maybe the situation will get better next.
"Is it Otonashi..."
Sure enough, in such an important position, except for Otonashi, I believe there is no one else in the group who Yuriko trusts more, right? Moreover, as a player, Otonashi can also fully utilize his attribute advantages to fight with others.
Ash fights.
"Kon-kun...please take good care of me."
"Huh? Ah... the same goes for Otonashi-san..."
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