Of course Ding Li didn't know that the talisman he drew and the incantation he recited were all wrong, and the combination was extremely wrong.
But this is indeed what Ding Li got out of Wan Zizi's mouth. Wan Zizi has spent most of his life reciting this ridiculously wrong curse and drawing talismans that even ghosts can't understand to drive away the five ghosts.
of.
It wasn't until later when Ding Li came into contact with the authentic Taoist magic that he realized how ridiculous his mistake was.
That mantra was clearly a mantra to drive away harmful evil spirits, and the talisman was basically a birth control talisman.
It is also used for pregnant women with big bellies when their babies are fussy!
In any case, no matter whether it is a black cat or a white cat, it is a good cat if it catches mice. Anyway, Ding Li invited the five ghosts to get on his body, and he felt a chill all over his body. A jolt of spirit hit him, and his eyes suddenly opened.
Ding Li heard Wan Zizi say that this kind of opening of eyes is not the eyes of heaven, but the eyes of ghosts.
Normal people have strong anger, and if they are protected by a ball of real fire, no monsters or ghosts can harm them.
Ding Li asked Wan Laizi at that time, how could that man be possessed by a snake last time?
"Idiot," Wan Laizi was furious at Ding Li: "Didn't you see that guy had bad luck? He was kicked to pieces by your uncle. Let me tell you, your uncle is famous for his kicks.
, it’s called all the way from the middle of the elastic leg..."
When Wan Zizi spoke, it was like chatting in the forum in the future. He would twist his arms while talking, and he would not know where he was going. So even though Ding Li was not convinced, he felt that Wan Zizi still did not speak clearly.
, but then his attention was attracted by the 18th-level sect Tan Ji.
At that time, martial arts novels were already very popular. Ding Lidu secretly read a few of them and once dreamed of becoming a hero.
Back to the subject, we are talking about the transportation of the five ghosts, and we cannot follow the crooked building.
Anyway, when a person's yang energy is weak, he can see some unclean things, such as children.
There are also those who see unclean things. They are all people with weak Qi and blood, insomnia and dreaminess, and bad luck. And most of them are women. Women are born with less yang energy than men.
At this time, Ding Li had opened his ghost eyes and could see some unclean things. For example, he saw two strange ghosts lying on his shoulders.
Ding Li was stunned at that moment, and then he remembered that these two were the "Five Ghosts" he had invited.
One looks just like Kong Yiji. Of course, Ding Li has not studied this masterpiece by Lu Xun, so he naturally does not know what Kong Yiji is. But when he saw that ghost, he thought of the word "unlucky ghost".
Not to mention how skinny he is, he is slovenly, with a yin and yang haircut and a thick braid. He looks like a tuberculosis man.
There is another one that I can’t tell what it is. It looks much vaguer than a tuberculosis ghost, as pale as a shadow.
It was already at this time, and Ding Li didn't care much. As soon as he locked the door, he ran towards the teaching and research office. I heard that the examination papers were all distributed from the region and were locked in the teaching and research office. When the exam time comes, they will be distributed uniformly throughout the county.
roll.
Ding Li's idea was to see if he could steal the exam papers first.
The small county town is not big, but it is unbearable to run around like this. Fortunately, Ding Li can ride a bicycle. Basically every Chinese at that time could ride that thing.
Ding Li held the car and ran very fast. After a few steps, a dark cloud came over. Ding Li was a little anxious and wanted to get everything done before Wan Cripple went home. If it rains,
Maybe Wan Laizi will come back early, and it will be easy to find out that Ding Li has touched his "five ghosts".
He was riding fast and didn't pay attention to the roadside. Suddenly an old man appeared out of nowhere. He was wearing a gray tunic suit and had two pens in the upper pockets...
Ding Li was startled. The bicycle's front wheel turned and hit a tree on the side of the road. Fortunately, Ding Li was riding a women's 24-inch bicycle. He jumped down and stopped, but the front of the bicycle also hit him.
Crooked.
Ding Libao repaired his bicycle and raised his head to look for the old man who almost scared him. When he saw no one was there, he didn't know where the old man had gone.
Ding Li scolded the old man, he was obviously a lunatic but he still went out on the street to harm people.
As mentioned before, this small county is not big, so many people know this old man who often wanders around the streets. Although he looks like an old-school intellectual, he is actually a lunatic. He wanders around the roadside all day long, and when he sees
The young girl called: "Ping, Ping..."
He was so frightened that whenever young girls and young wives on the street saw him, they would take a long detour.
Ding Li heard from Wan Zizi and his uncle that this old man was an intellectual. He used to be a university professor or something, and he was moved to this small county during the special period. It seems that his wife was also there at the beginning.
, and later his wife jumped into the river, and she went crazy as a result.
Everyone else has gone crazy. They don’t know him here, and they don’t know where he comes from. Naturally, the policy has not been implemented. He has been wandering the streets of this small county town for more than ten or twenty years.
Speaking of which, although the small county is not big, it has a lot of crazy people. When Ding Li went to school in the morning yesterday, he was sitting on the back seat of his mother's bicycle. He saw a grown man crying and yelling with snot and tears.
: "The big brother of the Soviet Union is gone, let's see how many more years you can have..."
When Ding Li thought of this, he suddenly realized that something was wrong. Isn't that crazy old man dead?
And he had been dead for a few years. It seems that he stopped a big girl and shouted "Ping...", but was pushed by the girl's boyfriend, and he happened to be rolled under the tire of a Dongfeng 140...
It seemed that he was run over and died nearby. Ding shivered and saw that there were dark brown unknown colors on the ground and the tree he had just hit. He immediately picked up the car and ran away.
Then, within a few days, I heard that a driver drove a Santana and crashed into the tree.
Ding Li rode out for a long distance before finally calming down. He saw that the rain cloud had already covered his head, and raindrops as big as soybeans began to fall.
The raindrops hit my body painfully, but there happened to be a traffic police box made of cement in the middle of the intersection to protect me from the rain.
Ding Li ran to the guard box, where several people were already crowded. Then these people saw a strange sight.
The intersections back then seemed quite wide, mainly because there were few cars and most people were riding bicycles. Just two years ago, every household worth 10,000 yuan would have been able to watch CCTV's news network.
Ding Li remembers that at that time, it was reported every day in the news: A new hard-working and wealthy household with ten thousand yuan appeared in xx...
This is not the point. The point is that Ding Li and the others were standing in the middle of the intersection to take shelter from the rain. But in front of them, just a dozen steps away, the sun was shining brightly. Looking back behind them, a heavy rain was falling, and it was still raining heavily.