Chapter 100: I'd rather have a mouthful of fresh honey than a basket of rotten peaches
Chapter 100 I would rather have a bite of fresh honey than a basket of rotten peaches
In the early morning, the sun shines on the bed through the window, accompanied by the slightest sea breeze. I am used to breathing in exhaust fumes and suddenly have such fresh air. I feel a bit uncomfortable, but it is really refreshing.
"Hey, get up, you'll miss breakfast!" Hao Shuang's voice came, startling Liu Xing who was lying on the bed.
"I was scared to death. When did you come back?" Liu Xing straightened up and looked at the other person and asked.
"Midnight, hehe!" Hao Shuang said with a smile, seemingly in a good mood.
"Love in front of flowers and under the moon?" Liu Xing asked while putting on her clothes.
"Hey hey hey!" Hao Shuang didn't say anything, he just kept smiling. It seemed that he had a good time in his 'old place' in the first half of the night.
"You're so damn wretched!" Liu Xing said unhappily, pitiful for being alone. He walked to the balcony, stretched out, and then shouted loudly: "Guan Tingting, don't sleep, the sun is shining on your butt, hurry up
Wake up, you lazy idiot!"
Phew, it feels much more comfortable!
"Liu Xing, what's your name? I got up earlier than you!" Guan Tingting's roar came from the balcony next to her.
In line with the principle that one thing is worse than one thing less, and one thing less is worse than nothing, Liu Xing immediately walked into the house from the balcony. Wash his face, brush his teeth, and be a good hygienic man!
"Liu Xing, come out here~!" Guan Tingting's voice continued, but Liu Xing still pretended not to hear, humming a ditty while brushing her teeth.
Huh? No!
Liu Xing took the toothbrush and immediately walked to the balcony and looked at Guan Tingting on the other side.
"Hahahaha!" Holding the toothbrush, Liu Xing suddenly laughed.
"You...why are you laughing?" Guan Tingting looked at Liu Xing and asked.
"Stop pretending, you big tongue, haha. What do you think, let me get it right? Are you getting sores on your mouth? Are you dumbfounded now?" Liu Xing looked at the other person and said with a smile.
"You...hum!" Guan Tingting saw Liu Xing's exaggerated laughter and stamped her horns fiercely, just as Liu Xing said. She does have sores in her mouth now and talks loudly. She knows that she is definitely not Liu Xing's opponent now,
Seeing that the situation was not good for her, Guan Tingting immediately turned around and went back to the house.
"It's useless to escape, hahahaha!" Liu Xing said with a laugh, and then walked back to the room proudly.
After cleaning up, Liu Xing and Hao Shuang went to the next room to look for people, first of all, Xia Yu and Guan Tingting. Guan Tingting covered her mouth with her hands and said nothing, but glared at Liu Xing fiercely with her eyes.
"Be careful of the needle's eye!" Liu Xing said with a smile. As if he suddenly thought of something, he ran back to the room and ran out again after a while.
"Go on!" Liu Xing threw a bottle-shaped object to Guan Tingting, "It's a spray to treat canker sores, and it'll be cured in one day! Don't be too moved!"
"So...you...have...!"
"Yeah, I have a bit of conscience, right? Don't talk, it sounds hard!" Liu Xing looked at the other person and said.
While they were talking, Guo Jing, Liu Jingjing, Wu Meng and Guan Jie all came out, and they were all gathered together. As arranged by Mr. Han in advance, having breakfast together in the restaurant felt like going to the cafeteria to eat a big pot of rice.
The breakfast here includes Chinese, Western, or a combination of Chinese and Western. You can eat cake with garlic, or you can eat pickles and drink milk. In short, there are many styles.
Liu Xing is luckier, because there are only two men at the eight-person table, he and Hao Shuang. Women eat less, so of course the rest is left to people like Liu Xing. Especially since they often meet with Liu Xing at the dinner table.
After the decisive battle, Guan Tingting suffered from sores in her mouth. Liu Xing's breakfast was quite satisfying.
It is said that you should eat less in the morning, eat well at noon, and be full at night. Liu Xing has already regarded breakfast as dinner.
"Here, hat!" When he was about to finish eating, Mr. Han began to walk between the tables, handing out a small yellow hat to each person. Now only Liu Xing's table was left.
"I said Mr. Han, have you really formed a group?" Liu Xing looked at the other party and asked. Wearing a little hat, he always felt like a primary school student.
"Unity is the image of the company. Do you know?" Mr. Han looked at Liu Xing and said with a smile. Then each person was given a hat.
"This hat can neither keep you warm nor protect you from the sun. It's better for everyone to get a big straw hat and wear it. When you go abroad, do as the Romans do!" Liu Xing said.
"I've sent you more than a hundred, but you're the only one who talks the most!" Mr. Han said angrily, "If you don't bring it with you, I won't give you any leave in the future!"
"No, can't I take it with me? I'll take it with me even when I sleep at night!" Liu Xing looked at the other person and said, "I won't do it if I don't give you leave."
Today’s arrangement is to take a tour guide to get to know the area around the hotel to prevent getting lost. Liu Xing is very confused, lost? Don’t you know that there is a communication tool in the world called a mobile phone? Even if you don’t have a mobile phone, the world
Isn’t there still a form of transportation called a taxi? Hey, there’s no other way, who would let someone be the boss?
The tour guide is a local girl, wearing local clothes, a bit dark, maybe because of being exposed to the sun for many years.
"Welcome to our Sanya. Sanya has more than 200 kilometers of coastline, densely covered with Yalong Bay, Dadonghai, Luhuitou AD, Tianya Haijiao, sea and mountain wonders, Nanshan Cultural Tourism Area and other famous tourist attractions at home and abroad. We will visit these attractions in
Going on a tour in the next few days…!”
"Will you still be the tour guide tomorrow?" Liu Xing asked loudly. Although he walked at the back, his voice could reach the front.
"Yes!" the girl nodded and said loudly.
"That's good. The local tour guides are much better than those who organize tours." Liu Xing said with a smile.
"Stop talking nonsense and listen to what others say!" Guan Tingting said angrily.
"Big tongue, stop talking!" Liu Xing glared at the other person fiercely.
"Shh~~!" Xia Yu made a silent gesture on the side, and then pointed at the little tour guide girl in the front.
"Sanya not only has sunshine, water, beaches, green vegetation and pure air, but also has rivers, ports, hot springs, caves, ethnic customs and other unique tourism resources...!"
"There are more beauties wearing bikinis than anywhere else in the country. This should be considered a tourist resource!" Liu Xing said softly.
"Liu Xing, should you speak or should others speak? I know you are very eloquent, so why don't you speak first!" Mr. Han looked at Liu Xing and said.
Liu Xing was well-known in the company, and after being named by Mr. Han, hundreds of people in the company all focused their attention on Liu Xing, who was standing at the end. Several girls from other departments who were familiar with Liu Xing even rushed to him.
Liu Xing blinked.
Damn it, isn't this difficult for me? Liu Xing thought as he looked at the eyes of hundreds of people. But Liu Xing is a very human being after all. What kind of scene has he not seen? The most important thing is that he is thick-skinned enough, and he can kill people.
Of course Liu Xing can't stop talking about such a small scene.
"Ahem!" Liu Xing cleared his throat, and then said loudly: "Sanya is a good place, with rivers, ports...!"
"I've just said these, let's talk about something I haven't said before!" Mr. Han looked at Liu Xing with a smile and said. It's not that he wanted to embarrass Liu Xing, in fact, he wanted to show Liu Xing's eloquence in front of the whole company. Let these
Ordinary employees take a look at how Liu Xing responded to emergencies.
"The dotted tourist attractions and various tourist resources constitute a rare tropical coastal scenery. The charming bay makes people linger and forget about it. It is like spring all year round, with fragrant flowers and fruits. The mountains are verdant, the coconut trees are graceful, and the seagulls fly.
.The rainbow-like bay, the clear sea water, the white sandy beach, the rushing waves, the bright sunshine, the blue sky, the fresh air, the vast blue sea, the unpredictable white clouds, the various strange rocks and colors.
The beautiful underwater world and the legendary national customs all exude a soul-stirring charm. Next, the tour guide will lead us all to have a personal experience. Please stay close and don’t get lost. I don’t think there is anyone.
People want to hear someone nagging like an aunt, right?" Liu Xing said loudly.
Hearing Liu Xing's words, more than a hundred colleagues laughed, and everyone could hear it. The person who sounded like an aunt was of course referring to Mr. Han.
"Okay, everyone, follow the tour guide!" Mr. Han coughed a few times, but he didn't expect to be tricked by Liu Xing. Hey, eloquence is indeed very important...!
After hearing Mr. Han's words, everyone turned around and followed the local tour guide forward.
"How do you know so much? Haven't you never been here before?" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing and asked. If Guan Tingting hadn't been so 'big-tongued' now, I believe she should have asked this question first.
"What do you know? Use your brain. The words I just said can be used to praise any seaside city. I have never been here before. You just keep praising me and no one will find fault with you.
Earth!" Liu Xing looked at the other person and said.
"Well, now that I think about it, Brother Liu really didn't say anything specific about Sanya, he just kept praising him!" Guo Jing said thoughtfully.
"Hehe. This is a unique skill. If you encounter something like this in the future, just praise. Just give them the right praise and fool them on the spot!" Liu Xing said proudly.
"You...just...are a big liar!" Although Guan Tingting had sores in her mouth, she really couldn't stand Liu Xing's proud look, so despite her big tongue, she still had to say it.
"Fooling is an art and a knowledge. Just like the sky is used to make wind and rain, and the earth is used to grow flowers and grass, I lie to prove how great human beings are. I will not lie to you that day.
It's because this earth is no longer worthy of being fooled by me!" Liu Xing said.
"Since you are so good at deceiving me, why haven't I seen you still single?" Guan Jie asked with a smile.
"I would rather have a bite of fresh honey than a basket of rotten peaches. There is a kind of single called "I would rather be single than to be indiscriminate." Liu Xing said with a smile, and suddenly rolled his eyes as if remembering something, and then looked at Guan Jie
He said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, what did you and Brother Hao do at your old place last night?"
"Everyone, hurry up and follow, don't get separated!" Guan Jie ignored Liu Xing, looked at the crowd not far away and said, pretending not to hear, pulling Wu Meng forward, Hao Shuang followed
behind.
"Xia Yu, let's meet at the usual place!" Liu Xing patted Xia Yu on the shoulder and said with a smile.
Xia Yu didn't say anything and just gave Liu Xing a roll of the eyes. Then Guan Tingting also gave Liu Xing a roll of the eyes. Guo Jing and Liu Jingjing looked at Liu Xing pitifully, and then trotted to keep up with the group.
Damn it, I was teased by a woman headed by my sister-in-law. It seems that when these women are together in the future, they will definitely not be messed with.
