Volume 6 [The tiger is also strong when it goes out to sea] NO.37 Buddha travels
The strategy is the simplest. There are only ten people and ten leading men, wearing divination and bending their bodies to get cold. That is a serious monk.
Eighteen bad old men with dark faces. Zhang Sanxian was almost going crazy. In all these years, except for the days when the Japanese were grinning and carrying out large-scale raids, he had never been in such a mess!
"Mother", I, I will be famous all my life
Mr. Zhang pursed his lips, but finally did not speak, his head drooped, listless.
"It's just you, you still have a good name, you have a bad name. You pretend to be a monk, you look 13 o'clock, but you have a pretty old face!"
Zhang Juncai rubbed his palms on Mr. Zhang’s head.
"Take away the pig's paws, if a man doesn't touch his head and a woman won't hug her waist, you bitch doesn't know."
Mr. Zhang stared at Zhang Juncai. Several old guys were laughing and joking, making fun of each other's virtues. The young monks in Baixiang Temple laughed along, washed up, and put on clean yellow robes.
, these grandpas are quite kind-hearted. Children, you are so innocent and cute,
Zhang Bi also had a bald head. He patted his head in the mirror and said, "It looks like this. I don't believe you can recognize it!"
A bunch of old bald donkeys were also putting on makeup there. Their faces were painted messily, their cassocks were covered with flowers, and they had to wear garlands of flowers around their necks.
"I'm not dead yet, just put a wreath on my neck!"
Zhang Yi said angrily.
"You know what, their monks are doing this."
The old guys are also quite discerning. Zhang Ben had his makeup done by some great monks. He used a black brush to draw a long line out of the corners of his eyes. His lips were painted red, and a long line was drawn out of the corners of his mouth.
"What is this for?" an old man asked.
Zhang Sanxian looked at it twice and realized: "Oh, I understand, this is a golden net shape! Ours is an Arhat shape."
Zhang Bingsheng is lame and crippled, so he does not walk, but sits on a cart. This cart has two long shoulders at the front and back, and four people push and pull it at the front and back. At first glance, it looks like an eight-carriage sedan.
This beautiful old thing stroked his bald head and giggled.
Helen wore a golden flower hat, with her hair tucked into the hat, and a silk peacock suit covering her body, revealing a jade-white right arm, on which she began to apply decals, and used a colored pen to draw lines irregularly, and dots on her forehead.
The red dot, with the red dot as the center, stretches upward, just like the middle eye of Erlang Shen.
The eyelashes are also painted, and they are all over the face and neck. The earrings are very long and hang down to the shoulders. They are all golden and very beautiful.
There are gold and silver rings around the neck, twelve on each side, making up the number twenty-four.
Helen closed her eyes, just like that. It was impossible to tell that she was an old woman.
In fact, there are many foreigners who come here to meditate, and there are also a lot of people who study Buddhism. Even if someone sees that this is a foreign bitch, it doesn't matter.
As long as Helen doesn't have the cross hanging around her neck.
Christians, they are not strong enough.
The whole country in Thailand believes in Buddhism, and more than 95% of the people believe in Buddhism. Respect for the Buddha seems to be a natural instinct.
It is precisely because he knows the psychology of the people in this country that Zhang Ben boldly uses this simple method, which is the most direct and effective.
When encountering the Buddha in shock, he could only stare.
You must know that Ashin is one of the most eminent monks among the eighteen tribes in Thailand. He was a powerful figure who refused to be the deputy monk king at that time.
Not only did this not weaken Asin's reputation, but more people believed that he was the true descendant of Buddha.
That’s how rumors spread.”
Helen's outfit is that of a Bodhisattva. The whole Baixiang Temple actually can't find anyone to do the Golden Net. With Zhang Ben's body and muscle, let alone the Golden Net, even for the movie "Golden Net".
no problem.
The Golden Net Prime Minister wants to raise a flag. This Thai flag is like the canopy of the Chinese emperor. It should be in the front, followed by the Buddhist sacred beast. This can be a white elephant or a Thai tiger, but there are not many tigers in Thailand now.
Head, I'm sure I won't catch a few of them.
Elephants, on the other hand, are closely related to the lives of Thai people, so they are numerous in number. Elephants are the most sacred animals in Buddhism, and white elephants are the incarnation of gods. The standards for the Buddha's trip are definitely the highest.
It can be said that to be able to send out a Buddha of this size to Ashin, at least King Rama IX of Thailand has the qualifications to do so.
But as the saying goes, either don’t play, or if you want to play, play in a big way. Just do it on this scale. Let alone a small policeman. Even if the Prime Minister of Thailand comes running up to you, he still bows with his hands together honestly. This is religious.
Magical power...
The banners that look like a canopy are actually not for humans, but for gods. Who is the god? The god is the big white elephant Ayu. At this time, his head is covered with colorful silk, and there is a silver bell hanging on it.
It is covered with a yellow, red, green and white blanket, and a small gold Buddha similar to a lighthouse is placed on it. At the top, there is a very small Burmese red emerald sitting Buddha.
There are about twenty young monks in Baixiang Temple, and there are also about twenty senior monks. With the addition of twenty people, the scale is already quite large.
Zhang Bingsheng pretends to be sitting on a Buddha seat and meditating, with bodhi trees all around him.
Helen, on the other hand, has a bodhisattva appearance, and must have good intentions. In addition, the laurel tree is the national tree of Thailand. The cart she was sitting in was filled with laurel trees. They were so lush together that it was hard to tell what the tree was.
What a scene, looking from the outside, it gives off a feeling of being about to ascend to immortality.
It can only be said that Helen's natural beauty is, according to Thai proverbs, the standard image of a Bodhisattva stepping on five-colored auspicious clouds and holding bright flowers.
However, in Zhang Bi's eyes, he always felt that there was a sense of wind and dust, just like the feeling of choosing a thin horse in Yangzhou.
Of course, Helen is not a skinny pony, nor is he an old prostitute in a brothel.
The surrounding villagers don't know what's going on, because isn't there a lot of commotion in the south these days? The Red Shirt Army and the Yellow Shirt Army just finished singing and I went on stage, it was so lively.
Would it be inappropriate to travel at this time?
But Abbot Asin said that this is to welcome Jinwang Dorje, the great lama of Xialu Monastery in Tibet. He is an eminent monk who comes from a foreign land. Why not be more solemn?
The surrounding villagers immediately nodded in agreement. Some of the monks in Baixiang Temple were just amateur monks, but most of them listened to Axin. Since the abbot said so, then just listen.
Zhang Ben thanked him repeatedly. He was wearing a short yellow cassock, with the right half of his body exposed, and his muscles were tensed and strong. The moment he raised the flag, he felt like a strongman from the Buddha's Golden Net. It was so intimidating.
fierce.
The flag that was originally going to be lifted was raised by one person, and the clang of the bell made the surrounding villagers stunned. They put their hands together and bowed in salute, which was extremely pious.
These people all said in their hearts that Master Ashin was really powerful and could even find such a golden net.
Ashin was actually quite proud, and of course he was more surprised. Although Zhang Ben looked like the demon god Asura when they first met, after cleaning up his big black face, it could be said that he had tough edges, which made Ashin secretly admire him.
Of course, Ashin would not talk about Buddhist physiognomy with Zhang Bi, but he just felt that this Chinese young man was really strong and fierce. You really can't find such a person in Thailand.
The ceremonial guard was pulled out, the procession was very long, and villagers followed happily, holding fruits and flowers in their hands. There were more than 20 elephants around, opening the road on both sides. In front of the big white elephant Ayu was Zhang Ben holding a banner.
The white elephant seemed to be quite interested in Zhang Bi. It touched Zhang Bi's head and neck with its long trunk. Zhang Bi was furious, but he couldn't turn around and beat the beast. Of course, there was no doubt whether he should be beaten or not.
Ayu thought it was fun and kept teasing Zhang Bi. Helen on the cart behind her had her eyes closed. After all, the Thais had probably never seen the blue-eyed Bodhisattva. At this moment, she heard someone laughing in front of her.
She also secretly opened one eye and looked over, and it happened to be Ayu stroking Zhang Bi's bald head with her nose.
Helen felt it was funny, but she didn't dare to laugh. She suppressed her face and turned red.
It's a good thing that her face is not red. This redness makes the Bodhisattva look more and more sacred, which makes the surrounding villagers and monks secretly marvel at her. They recite Buddhist scriptures silently in their hearts and are extremely respectful.
Eighteen old bald donkeys, the one who suffered the most was Zhang Bingsheng. He was lame and had a broken leg. He couldn't move around in the car. He felt uncomfortable all over, but he didn't dare to make a sound. He took the time to fart, but he still couldn't.
Dare to make any noise, and after squeezing for a long time, I farted intermittently.
Zhang Sanxian and other old men were all wrapped up inside. On both sides were the great monks from Baixiang Temple. These old guys were all pretending to be capable, but they all honestly pressed their heads down and clasped their hands together.
, pretending to chant sutras, getting closer and hearing, all in Chinese.
The shameless old man is still saying: "Five hundred yuan for a Thai ladyboy, five hundred yuan for a Thai ladyboy,"
The surrounding villagers thought they were reciting the scriptures quickly and did not understand them, so they were fooled.
This trip has a long journey, at least 35 kilometers, maybe about 40 kilometers. It is really a headache to walk from the Ayutthaya ruins to the Samut Bagan port.
But it’s nothing. The Buddha usually travels very fast when traveling. What’s more, this is to welcome the Grand Lama of Xialu Monastery in Tibet, Golden Net Buddha Dorje. This is even more agile.
All the way to the south, many villagers in the village joined the outing team when they saw this formation. Some monks in the temple were even more surprised when they saw the white elephant traveling with golden nets and flags, thinking that this was today.
Buddha's wisdom has just begun to open up, and the fate of Buddha has arrived.
So they all mingled with the villagers, chanting the Buddha's Ding Sutra, and moved forward very devoutly.
Ashin didn't expect this to be the case. Behind the lenses of his pair of reading glasses, he was full of puzzlement. After thinking about it, he secretly thought: Could it be that this young Chinese man really has a connection with Buddhism? He never does it when traveling on weekdays.
Such a large scale. How come there are so many people today?
In fact, this is Ashin's overthinking. The political situation in Thailand is currently in turmoil, and the people are panicked and are looking for comfort. But Ashin's trip at this time is equivalent to a long drought and manna, which is too timely. Moreover, the specifications of this trip are very neat.
, the person escorting the golden net to open the road is now a strong man like an iron tower. At this time, the golden net is painted on his face, which makes him even more powerful. Looking at it, he is really as majestic as a king.
There is also a great white elephant named Ayu who travels in tandem with the Golden Net, and is covered with countless Buddha treasures. It makes people feel awe.
Helen has Bodhisattva vertebrae. Although this woman is young, her skin is as delicate as milk. With one arm exposed, it feels like the light of the Buddha is shining. There are no bhikkhunis in Thailand, but there are also goddesses and Bodhisattvas. But every year, Ashin travels.
They don’t know how to find someone to do the Bodhisattva phase. Otherwise, Thai women’s skin is too dark.
There are white-skinned people, either upper-class women or people with albinism. He only looks for them if they are sick.
Helen's face shape is even more exquisite, and her facial features are very clear. In Ashin's words, these are the thirty faces of Buddha.
But Zhang Bi just thinks that stuff is nonsense. He has never respected ghosts and gods, and this group of old guys in his family are even more so. But looking at Zhang Sanxian and other old guys pretending to be pious, they have to admit that this veteran is a bastard.
You can eat meat with knives anywhere.
A few hours later, the Buddha's marching team unexpectedly grew in size. When passing through downtown Bangkok, people from the Red Shirt Army and Yellow Shirt Army actually joined in. It was very strange. Moreover, the procession of the Red Shirt Army and Yellow Shirt Army
That is to make way for the traveling team on your own.
The whole scene was simply bizarre to the extreme.
The middle block of Bangkok was unexpectedly peaceful. When I asked, what? Master Ashin was traveling? Then everyone calmly stopped the fierce conflict.
The power of this religion is indeed quite powerful. The Yankee reporters rushed here to take pictures of the traveling team.
These Americans were still very surprised when they saw dozens of elephants.
"Hello everyone, I'm Bartley Link, and now we see dozens of elephants walking through the central streets of Bangkok. Oh, is that a white elephant? God, this is really rare. You know
An albino orangutan is worth $1 million
This host is definitely a pig!
The camera followed the Buddha's traveling procession, and then settled on Zhang Bi and Helen, two characters with very outstanding characteristics.
"I always feel like I've seen that monk holding something weird before."
Americans' eyesight is not bad.
Zhang Bi collapsed a little. There were countless reporters and cameras in front of him filming this place, and behind him there was Ayu, the white elephant, who kept teasing him. Ayu may have thought that Zhang Bi didn't respond and treated Zhang Bi as a toy.
The procession of the Buddha's trip has been very long. From a few hundred people at the beginning, it has grown to at least 20,000 to 30,000 people, with dozens of elephants following in the middle. If there is a riot, I really don't know who will die.
how many people.
Fortunately, Thailand is known as the land of Buddhism for a reason. When he saw the Daphne in the Samut Bagan port again, Zhang Bi finally breathed a sigh of relief.