Volume 6 [The tiger is strong even when it goes to sea] NO.65 Reporting safety
After Zhan sent Mitram's U.S. troops to the point of defeating the emperor! After that, the Tea Ceremony Festival started from shaking skins to make the U.S. soldiers happy. The morale of the coalition forces in Afghanistan was a bit low, although they really wanted to wipe out the Taliban from the earth.
Erase, but recently they seem to have become more powerful.
"Welcome, Comrade Ivan Podolsky!"
Zhang Yaozu gave a fake military salute, which made the members of the Polar Bear Team twitch their mouths. They had just escaped from the pursuit of the US military, and this old Chinese gangster was so annoying.
"Okay, it's inappropriate to say such things at this exciting moment." Zhang Yaozu seemed to have finally said something to reassure everyone.
"I suggest that we sing a song now." He added.
Two minutes later,"
"Arise, you hungry and cold slaves! Arise, you suffering people all over the world! The blood in your heart is already boiling. Fight for the truth! Old World"
Ivan somewhat understood what it meant.
"Intrachonal must come true!"
After Zhang Yaozu led them to finish singing, he coughed: "Well, everyone is in good spirits."
He picked up a set of communication equipment and said, "This is a set of high-end military equipment we just captured. If any of you are homesick, you can use this to tell your family that you are safe." "Don't be afraid, everyone, Americans won't do anything on New Year's Eve.
It’s so disappointing.” Zhang Yaozu was good at tempting.
"Americans don't celebrate the Chinese New Year." Qiu Jiangshan rolled his eyes at him.
Zhang Yaozu ignored them, fiddled with them for a while, and said in English through the communication device: "Hello?"
"You're crazy!"
A group of people quickly held him down and turned off the device.
"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous" Zhang Yaozu chuckled.
At the same time, in the Zhang Family Courtyard in Shazhou, after yesterday's small reunion, today is New Year's Eve. There are already fireworks and firecrackers and thunder all around. The flavor of the New Year is everywhere, and it is another year.
At this time, the old faces from the Spring Festival Gala on the Chacha Chacha stage were on the TV again, and a group of old ladies gathered in the room to watch together. The reunion dinner was to start at seven o'clock, so it was time to set off fireworks as usual.
when.
Everyone had prepared dumplings, glutinous rice balls and wine with fermented rice. The old guy suddenly sat alone in the room in the backyard, under the portrait of a woman in the middle, for a while.
Smoking a dull cigarette, holding an old photo album in his hand. The dim photos are all memories of the past.
From 1937 to the present, he has taken only a few photos.
But there are only a few of the happiest moments deep in his memory.
After flipping through the pages for a while, he came across a black and white photo that was extremely yellowed. He stopped, squinted his eyes and took a long puff of smoke.
His thick fingers wiped the photo, as if he could touch the person inside through a thin film.
A man in military uniform and a child holding a wooden toy gun in his hand.
This little kid stood upright, holding the toy gun in his hands close to his chest, and his eyes were looking so seriously in front of him. The man standing next to him was extremely tough, and he also raised his head and chest, but when
A hand was placed on the little kid's shoulder.
Zhang Sanxian when he was young, Zhang Yaowang when he was young
This photo album cannot be seen by others.
A separate photo of father and son. This is the only one, and there has never been another photo of father and son together since then.
"You bastard," the old man cursed in a low voice. His hands were shaking a little. Just as he was about to turn the page, the phone next to him suddenly rang.
The telephones in the front hall were all taken away. Because it was difficult to move around due to the crowd, they were all turned on. Only the telephones were left in the back room.
Picking up the phone, Zhang Laosan shouted angrily: "Which one?!"
The feeling of having my thoughts interrupted is really bad.
There was an intermittent buzzing sound on the other end of the phone, and after a while, a deep male voice came from the other end: "Dad."
The old guy felt a loud bang in his heart, which made him feel like he was about to suffocate. The photo album fell to the ground with a clatter. He did not pick it up. He just leaned on the Taishi chair and said softly: "It's Chinese New Year. Let's use it as a snack."
There are occasional rustling sounds on the other end of the phone. The sizzling sound of electromagnetic waves, I don’t know if it is the sound of wind and snow or the irritability in my heart.
"I understand."
After a while, the phone call ended quietly, and the father and son only said four words. Zhang Sanxian put his last cigarette butt on his lips with trembling fingers, took a deep puff, and then
He threw the cigarette butt on the ground and crushed it hard. With a slight kick, it fell into the dustpan next to it.
Picking up the old photo album, he took pictures again and again: "I will draw my sword and walk straight to Hushan. I will resolve my grudges with a smile and end my ambition for the rest of my life."
He sang this line, got up, walked into the house, covered himself up gently, and did not come out for a long time.
It was still very lively outside, and no one knew what was going on. There were tables, chairs, benches, pots and pans, and dishes were being served. Only the old man's house was quiet for a while.
Several old guys were chatting there. They looked around and said strangely: "Hey, the third old man with the coffin, where did he die at this time? It's about to start dinner. He's good, he's still confused.
Turn around."
Steaming dishes are already on the table. When the steamed saury is placed on the table, the umami flavor almost makes your mouth water. The aroma is so comfortable.
It's freezing outside and warm inside. This is the happiest thing.
"This year we are missing one ye, Zhang Yaozu, and there is one more Jiang Luzhu. The number of people is not small, but it makes people feel uneasy." Zhang Juncai handed out cigarettes and red shirt trees to several ye and the old brothers one by one.
The brothers all smoked together over the fire, using only match sticks and using lighters that were evil. They sat on the bench with their legs crossed. They were very senior.
Zhang Yisheng coughed and said while coughing: "Zhang Yaozu" cough cough, this Wan'er, cough cough, is still a tough man. In our time, it would never be the third brother's turn to be powerful, cough cough."
Be careful with the pure cigarette, it will choke like a Tou Gua Xu Xu. It will look ugly when curled up." Zhang Juncai squinted his eyes and cursed. Tou Gua Xu Xu is a hedgehog, and will curl up into a ball when it is harmed, so generally here in Jiangnan
It describes people who don't have the guts to shrink their eggs. They will curse people like this.
Zhang Yisheng coughed for a while, and there was a cute little boy behind him wiping his back. Zhang Yisheng laughed and said, "Ah, good boy, come here. Take it.
He gave a small red envelope, and the little boy ran to the side happily. Zhang Yisheng looked up at the old brothers and said: "Speaking of which, Zhang Yaozu, that bitch, has the same temper as his father. I remember when the third brother came out of Yangzhou. Not yet.
He's just like his father. He doesn't even know what revolution is, so he just goes out to make trouble, kill and fight. The world is huge. It's a miracle that he can survive until now."
"You're celebrating the New Year, don't say such depressing words." Zhang Juncai glared at him and saw a small briquette stove standing aside, the fire door had been locked, and a hot water kettle was placed on it, and the old man was being heated in it.
Rice wine, fragrant.
Zhang Juncai didn't wait for anyone, and directly divided the bowls to others. As he was doing so, he said: "I never believe in evil. Even less do I believe in fate. If God wants me to die at eighty, he will not let me stay until eighty-one. Zhang Yaozu has Zhang Yaozu's
The way to live, the third child has the same way of living as the third child. From generation to generation in their family, they have such a tough temper. Putting the knife on the neck, that is, letting you kill with your eyes closed, it is different."
The old men nodded, then poured hot rice wine into the bowl and took a sip. The old men shook their heads and smacked their mouths with endless aftertaste: "It tastes good, it tastes good!"
After a while, Zhang Sanxian came out. When he saw them drinking, he cursed: "I'm such a bitch. You didn't wait for me to start eating. You pigs, dogs and bastards. After you eat, get out of here!"
"You son of a bitch, if you drink two bowls of wine, you're going to die or whatever. I'm going to drink as hard as I can today, so hard that your balls will drop." Zhang Juncai said with a bald head and a desperate expression.
said.
"You bastard, if a bowl of good wine can't fill your chamber pot, I'll eat you to death!"
He stared, and Zhang Bingsheng asked strangely: "Third brother, what's wrong with your eyes?"
"What's wrong? Oh, the dirty thing on the eaves just fell down and hit me." Zhang Sanxian said calmly.
A group of old men took a sip of wine to warm themselves up. The air conditioner was turned on, and there were many small stoves in the room. The door was open, and heavy snow was falling outside. Countless fireworks and firecrackers had been set off, at least ten.
It was a scene of tens of thousands of people, and every household pushed the big fireworks to the front. There was a roaring sound, and the sky was very bright. This day has never been so lively again.
"Hey, the hour is up. Let's sit down and start eating. Don't waste time!"
Zhang Sanxian gave the order. The busy people in each family began to sit down. The women around them also immediately left the main hall and ran to the back to eat. Some of the second and third sons went upstairs or under the yard. There were sheds on the patio and
The headlights are refreshing, there are six stoves around, and it's not cold. The wind and snow don't fall...
After the meal starts, each family will first go to the eldest son of the family and offer a toast.
Just do whatever you want.
The old men don't have to get up. Those who are the head of the family, have a family, and are the breadwinners all come over one by one. The old man also gives the new year's money one by one, everyone has it. The other old guys don't need to give it.
Say a shout of "blessings like the East Sea", another shout of "longevity as long as the southern mountains", and finally a shout of "more than one year after year". This atmosphere is really lively and festive.
Then the second and third sons began to come over to toast, with smiles on their faces. Some were still in school, some were still apprentices, and some might have just graduated from the Internet and started working. They were all respectful and honest, calling "Grandpa every year."
Good luck, they will also be successful in their studies and have a prosperous career.
Then came the women, surnamed Yao, who came hand in hand to toast. Even though they were women, they drank unambiguously. There were many people who drank in one gulp. Xia Zhen and Helen didn't know what to say, so they just shouted: "Blessings, grandpa."
Good luck every year."
A few old men hahaha Dawu
Xia Zhen was puzzled. Zhang Sanxian smiled and said loudly: "Little girl, you two are shouting like this, but it is against the rules. It requires a woman from the Zhang family to shout like this. Is it possible? You are really fooled by Xiao Ben."
Wife, forget it. Come on, come on. Take the red envelope and good luck. Old man, I also wish you eternal youth."
Xia Zhen blushed, but Helen was a little at a loss. She learned this Chinese sentence, but after learning it for a while, although it was still awkward, she thought everyone was laughing at her for not being good at Chinese. But when the old man said something, he gave her a red envelope.
, although she didn’t know it, she put it away carefully.
"You all should take good care of it. This little foreign lady is actually a European princess. Don't believe it? You bunch of rubes don't even understand!"
Zhang Juncai was there laughing and talking and cursing.
Zhang Bi said: "I think she is Albert II of Monaco. But she is an illegitimate daughter. If you insist on calculating the bloodline, calling her a princess is not wrong." Zhang Mingtang was shocked, and the old and young men around him were not wrong.
They were all stunned for a long time: "Good girl, you are really a princess. I have never seen a royal relative in my life, you son of a bitch, little tiger, you are so powerful, you can even do something to the princess of a foreign devil."
"Hey, if I ask her to be my wife, wouldn't I become the consort? In the future, we will also be poor relatives of the emperor's family. It can be regarded as a marriage even though we are thousands of miles apart."
"Okay, okay. I'll be embarrassed again if you say this to me little brother." Several of the older brothers were laughing and joking around, ending the conversation in a nondescript manner.
The uncles were laughing non-stop, and they all said: "If I really follow the example of the old lady and open the door to the 18th house, haha, I will be really famous in the future. This is the real heroic man. Beauty and hero. Less.
How's that?"
Zhang Xiaoqi patted Zhang Ben on the shoulder and said with a smile: "As my brother, I'm not married yet. It's better for you. Women come to your home every three days, and each one is prettier than the last. I want to take that little Japanese girl with me one day."
Come on, it will be lively then, little tut tut, I really envy you."
"I'm so jealous!" Zhang Ben said angrily.
The brothers around me all came over and slapped them on the head: "The coffin is so thin, I eat from the bowl and look at the pot, I can't hold it with both hands, how big should the bed be? We don't know if it's good or bad, it's really adding scars to us."
, my heart hurts over and over again."
"Ha ha ha ha,"
Zhang Ben was extremely embarrassed. He just put his head there and drank. Then he picked up a few dishes he liked to eat. After a while, the sound of ping, ping, ping and coffee could be heard all around. When the men of this family eat, it's like fighting.
Never be content with others. Filling your belly as early as possible is the right way.
The TV was also getting lively, the lights outside were getting brighter and brighter, and there were bursts of fireworks, but we had a family reunion dinner safely.