Only when I woke up that day did I realize that an earth-shattering event had happened at 1 o'clock last night. One of the five inventors of biocomputers, Zhong Liquan, passed away at the age of 78. His funeral will be hosted by Tao Shixing, President of Taiyi, and will be hosted by heads of state.
, giants in the scientific community will attend. November 11, the day of his death, will also become a new anniversary. Flags will be flown at half-mast all over the world for his death, but no one may really feel sad because Dr. Zhongli was a very strange person during his lifetime.
He is a lonely, irritable, and unkind person. People respect him only for his performance. According to his electronic will, he had no children and donated hundreds of millions of real estate, securities, and cash to the society. However, he
The largest inheritance - the equity in the virtual world was handed over to the notary center, and the right to use it was handed over to a mysterious teenager. According to conservative estimates, it was a sum of nearly 600 billion yuan, or even more.
great wealth.
Chen Shi, 22 years old, unmarried, is a recent graduate of the Artificial Intelligence Department of Shenwu College in Mengyuan City. In the spring of his 22nd year, everyone in dormitory 502 was thinking hard about their future, except me. Because.
Having just inherited the title of King of the Demon Realm, I can no longer imagine what my future will be like.
But when it comes to the graduation arrangements for the other guys in the dormitory, they all have different arrangements.
It goes without saying that the third-generation doctor’s bad luck is to prepare for the postgraduate entrance examination, so that he can forever distance himself from the garbage of the world like us; Brother Ma has been working hard to find a job since his freshman year, but he has not yet found a satisfactory result.
Finally, I have to talk about my best friend - classmate Zhu Dachang. Since entering the fourth grade, he no longer lies in the dormitory all day playing games, and of course he does not go to class. He takes advantage of my time in bed dreaming every day.
Zhu went out and made a new friend named Dong Dongbao, a figure who would have decisive significance for the rest of his life.
As for how I came to know the character Dong Dongbao, it can be traced back to a dim dusk. That night, when the bored little pig and I were competing on the bed to see who had gained more fat recently, he suddenly sighed and said: "
Do you think we are too naive?"
"Who told you this?" Hearing this is no different than our government hearing the Japanese Prime Minister pay homage to the Yasukuni Shrine. Nothing but shock.
"Dongdongbao."
Then I learned that there is actually a person like Dong Dongbao in the world, and he is in our grade.
Dong Dongbao's original name is Yan Dong, and he is the youngest son of the owner of a large company in the south. Although he is only twenty-two years old, he looks like a yuppie from the 1980s and 1990s. He always wears crisp shirts, suits and
The shiny leather shoes, his shirts and jackets are mainly black, purple and dark blue, plus the shiny hair, his black color always makes me feel like he is shining. I want to be a little kid
Pigs were initially attracted to this shiny quality.
Of course, there is a big difference between a rich man like Dong Dongbao with a family fortune of millions and a kid from a wealthy family like Master Bai. The difference between a kid from a rich family and a young master from a wealthy family is that the former will not give you too much money to spend, and it will not cost you much.
He will interact with you on an equal footing, and the latter will most likely spend a huge sum of money to make you his younger brother.
After seeing Dong Dongbao, I remembered a past incident.
One time I saw a man in the toilet crying with his face covered by the sink. I asked, "What's wrong with you, classmate?"
"I actually failed one of my elective courses."
"It is indeed heartbreaking news." I patted his shoulder sympathetically and came out. But I thought in my heart: Damn! I took five make-up exams out of six courses this semester, and I still failed to re-take every one.
If you don't cry, you are simply not a man.
I despised that man for a while at that time, but it wasn't until now that I realized that this man was Dong Dongbao.
Dong Dongbao is different from us. He never skips class, and he doesn’t like to make vulgar jokes. But Dong Dongbao is very talkative. Whenever he goes to the dormitory to play with Piggy, he will discuss life and the future with us. His remarks are always
We were stunned for a moment.
For example, the first time he came to our dormitory and saw the terrible appearance of the three of us (Xiao Xiaoxiao went to the library to study), he said to us: "The most important thing for a successful man is appearance. It is impossible if you don't have appearance."
Get in touch with successful people. If you can't get in touch with successful people, you will never succeed." As he said this, he took out a three-dimensional electronic magazine, and some words popped up in it, such as US President George W. Bush, Xinxin Idol S3, Taipei Vice President Bai Chaoguang, and Emperor Superstar.
Liu Dihua, sports superstar Liu Xiang, etc... They are all so smooth and radiant.
So Xiaozhu immediately made up his mind to start from scratch. The next morning, Zhu Dachang spent half a month's living expenses (200 ￥) to perm and curl a messy hair (usually we only need 5 yen to shave his head).
All morning, at noon, a curly-haired pig stood dumbly in front of me and Brother Ma. When we looked up, this image looked exactly like the aunt who sat at the door of the canteen and cracked melon seeds when she had nothing to do. Hahahaha...
...As a result, after the little pig stayed restless in the dormitory for half an hour, he ran away without us paying attention.
When I came back from self-study on the trumpet in the evening, I saw Brother Ma and I rolling around on the ground holding our bellies like a pair of rollers.
Gou Luck, who had just returned from evening self-study, asked curiously: "What are you enjoying? What are you enjoying?"
"Look at this handsome guy's hair." We pointed at the little pig.
"It's no different from usual."
"Yeah, it's no different from usual. Hahahaha..."
"Two bosses, you must support me this month." Xiaozhu said frustratedly: "Originally, I still had 200 yuan, but who knew that straightening would cost the same price."
Another day, Xiaozhu and I went to eat ramen after exercising. As usual, I ordered three large bowls and two sausages. But Xiaozhu only ordered a small bowl and stopped eating half of it.
"Xiao Shuai, are you sick?"
"No."
"But you eat so little. You like pig intestines the most, so I'll give you one." As I said that, I generously put the bitten intestine into his bowl. The little pig saw the fat intestine.
He suddenly appeared terrified and quickly held his bowl high.
"It's for free!" In the past, he would have used deception to trick the two sausages in my bowl into his mouth. What happened today? I didn't even want it for free.
"I'm losing weight."
"No, you are called fat. At most, you are considered medium fat."
"Medium fat is not acceptable either. Dong Dongbao said that if a person is too fat, he will look lackluster. If young people are not energetic, others will look down on them."
I had no choice but to eat it by myself. I was really hungry after the exercise. But when I had the third bowl, Xiaozhu said to me: "Dear Marshal, I actually think you should eat less." Dong Dongbao said,
You have a baby face. If you gain weight, you will look like a child..."
Dong Dong Bao, Dong Dong Bao again. So I sucked up the remaining noodles, and finally swept away the noodle soup, then put down the bowl and replied: "Young people who finish themselves too early usually don't
Longevity, because they reach the end of their lives too early.”
In fact, I don’t know how long I can hold on. Although I don’t like Xiaozhu’s changes, I have to admit that his changes have a great impact on me. Occasionally I will pull Xiao Ma and ask him about his growth.
What do you think of the problem? Brother Ma will proudly tell me that he was like this when he was five years old, and he will still be like this when he is fifty years old, because he has a good-for-nothing alcoholic father. This is my first
The first time I heard him talk about his father, I thought he was a child with only his mother. But it’s really hard to imagine a five-year-old child with a thirty-year-old face and a fifty-year-old man with a thirty-year-old face. If that’s true
In this way, I really envy Brother Ma, because after the age of thirty, he will live younger and younger.
Under the November sky, every student of the Class of 2100 is doing almost the same thing as the students of this grade a hundred years ago. Busy with graduation projects, busy with postgraduate entrance examinations, busy with certificate examinations, busy looking for a job
Stable, lucrative, respected jobs, busy falling in love and then breaking up. Everyone is full of expectations for their future, but few have clear goals.
"This is very popular, I will do this too." Many people think so, and everyone seems to have a clear goal.
"Mom, I don't like what others like, what should I do?" While others were busy, I asked my mother this question leisurely at home.
My mother was also sitting leisurely on the sofa while knitting a sweater and asked me: "Ashi, what exactly don't you like?"
"I don't like being an official..."
"Then engage in research and become a respected scholar."
"I don't like being a scholar. That kind of life is too ordinary."
"Forget it, I won't interfere with your ideals. If you want to make a lot of money, go and do business. But I don't have any extra money to give you."
"How much money can a businessman make?"
"I understand, you want to engage in art and become a youth idol..." At this point, my mother looked at my face and felt a little embarrassed. She quickly corrected: "Oh! I didn't tell you."
"Mom, stop guessing. I want to be a great transformation artist. First of all, I want to become the King of the Demon Realm and the leader of 500 million demons."
As soon as I said this, the sweater in my mother's hand suddenly fell to the ground with a plop, and then my mother loudly called to my father who was still squatting in the toilet secretly playing in Taiyi Illusion: "Oh my god, old man, come and listen to what our son is doing."
What to say."
"Mom, calm down."
"Shut up! You little loser."
"Actually, it's more than that. My next step is to try the life of a beggar, as well as drunkards, criminals, deformities, perverts, corpses..."
"Ashi, are you talking about playing games?" My dad suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
"Dad, you don't understand. The Taiyi Illusion is no longer a pure game. It is a way of life and a development direction in the future. Sooner or later, most of human life will be transferred there. Before that, I want to be the first.
Occupy that place. Maybe when that day comes, no one will have to live in such a state of confusion like now. And what’s even more tragic is that everyone thinks their lives are meaningful.”
"Ha..." After hearing my words, my father stretched out his hand and couldn't help but want to applaud, but his hands froze before they came together (behind were my mother's shining green eyes), and then just listened
Dad yelled: "Damn! Who taught you to talk to your parents like this! Your idea is just stupid." Before I could react, Dad hit me hard on the head with his fist.
For a moment.
I only heard a crisp sound of "Bang!"...but it didn't hurt at all, and it was very comfortable. Dad is really not an ordinary person. But I couldn't help but shed tears.
"Daddy, you bastard! I'm running away from home and never coming back." As I said that, I buried my head in aggrievedness and rushed out of the house.
The two old guys seemed a little unprepared for their son's sudden extreme behavior.
Half a minute later, I rushed back with my head buried in my chest and entered the kitchen without saying a word.
"Mom, where's the bean paste you made for me?" I asked loudly.
"The second compartment of the cabinet on the left."
(After a while, I buried my head and rushed out of the house.)
As soon as I rushed out of the house, my mother's email inbox beeped that an email had arrived. Before she could delete it, a row of naughty fonts popped up.
“Lao Ma’s bean paste filled flatbread is the most delicious flatbread in the world.”
"This kid." Mom glared in the direction I was running away from, but she was clearly smiling.
I have worries at home, but I still have worries when I go to school. Because by calculation, I have only eight months left to pursue Juan. Juan is the school beauty of our school, and I can’t stop talking about her appearance.
That's enough, other words to describe beauty are too vulgar to use on her.
Recently, I discovered that Juan goes to the Chaohua Literary Club after class every afternoon, and then goes to the Music Club to practice an hour later. Our Shenwu Academy is now the largest university in China, and naturally it occupies a large area. From the classroom to the literature club
It takes ten minutes to get to the club, and another ten minutes to get from the literature club to the music club.
Every day I would take time to follow her secretly until I sent her to the music club classroom. If I didn't send her for a day, I would feel empty. After a long period of observation, I came to an important conclusion - Juan is so charming, she can wear anything.
Beautiful. Maybe people will say: "Isn't this nonsense? I'm actually observing it for a long time."
You don’t understand this. Only after long-term observation will you discover that Juan is our school’s mobile clothing model. Specifically speaking, she is just like the flower fairy in the cartoon when she was a child. She keeps changing and changing, and the clothes she wears
I can never change my beautiful clothes, and I always wear one set in the morning and another in the afternoon (I don’t know if there are any in the evening). I never wear the same clothes 365 days a year. It seems that I wear the same clothes.
As if ashamed...
In fact, she was not like this when she first entered school, and she would wear some of her favorite clothes for a long time. Juan is a very tasteful girl, and the clothes she likes are all elegant, refined, and natural. As long as she wears them for a period of time,
, will lead the new fashion of the times. The so-called leading the new fashion of the times means that overnight, countless girls will appear in every corner of the school who are exactly the same as Juan except for their appearance, body and temperament. Among these so-called girls
Teachers and handymen in their thirties and forties are not excluded.
This is not a good thing for me, because I often lose people when I follow Juan. When there are too many Juans on the street (I am too embarrassed to look at their faces), I have to pick one with a good figure, and then
When I followed her to a place where no one was pooping, Juan would suddenly turn her head, shake the wrinkled skin on her face, and yell at me: "Damn it, what do you want to do when you follow someone behind me?"
I should be the one who is really troubled by this kind of thing.
As time passed, Juan seemed to have discovered this phenomenon. But even if she was dissatisfied, there was nothing she could do, because our society is a free society, and everyone has the right to choose their own clothes. If you can't change others, change yourself. So Juan started
Speed up the frequency of changing clothes. Everything in this world can be imitated, but there is only one thing that cannot be imitated, and that is - money, especially when the net worth of the person being imitated reaches a certain level.
Obviously, I can't imitate Meijuan's wealth. I'm not handsome, I don't have the temperament of a king, and my academic performance is not good. I really don't know where to start.
After I told Yuxiang about my troubles, this little girl actually burst into laughter, hit me on the head and said: "Idiot! In my opinion, whether you are rich or handsome, you are born; academic performance and being a king
Temperament can be changed through acquired efforts, of course we should start with the latter!"
Academic performance... don't mention it. I think this is also predestined. It seems that the only breakthrough is the king's temperament.
