The official version of the second chapter of the seventeenth chapter leader
We sail on a long voyage,
To all coasts in all directions,
That will bring trophies and satisfy our good expectations;
We are not afraid -
any land opponent,
Fighting on a warship,
We have always been invincible.
——Norse Heroes "Pirates"
I never thought that before I died, I would be able to sing together with my companions in the dark dungeon, singing this heroic song that was sung in the Caribbean two thousand years ago. After singing for a while, we would laugh together for a while, but
It didn't take long for everyone to be silent again. Then we heard Xiao Ding crying in the cage next door: "Woooooooo~~~ I don't want to die here. Originally, I wanted to die on the sea..."
Lao Mao sighed and patted his companion's shoulder gently, but he couldn't say a word. Crow Crow and Zi Xiu beside me also sighed together. It seems that everyone has a lot of things they want to accomplish.
Similar.
"Everyone!" I couldn't let my friends continue to be depressed like this, so I pretended to be very relaxed: "Although this cage shuts our bodies, it can't shut our hearts."
"You are still in the mood to joke at this time. It's all because of you that we were imprisoned here." Xiao Ding wiped his tears while walking through the cage and reaching out to pinch my face, but I easily stopped him.
Flashed past.
"I?"
"If Brother Sauron hadn't given up resistance for you, how could we have come to this place."
"There's nothing scary about coming here. In fact, this place is like a free hotel to me. I can come and go as I please."
"Ha, you should run away and show me. If you really run away, I will be just a pile of shit for you."
"Humph, you have found the wrong person. Do you know what another name our slime family has?"
The superficial Xiao Ding did not answer, but Lao Mao on the side spoke: "Amoeba, that seems to be the name."
"This uncle's answer is absolutely correct, and I can still transform into a super amoeba with seventy-two transformations."
After a burst of green smoke, I disappeared in everyone's surprised eyes, but there was an extra fly where I was standing just now.
"It's so disgusting. What's wrong with you, copper plate, is not to change into a fly." Zixiu couldn't help but puckered his mouth after seeing the shape of the fly. This is a green-headed guy who only embodies the ugliness in the world.
Flies.
"It's amazing, the copper plate has grown in." The crow paid attention not to the appearance, but to the function of the fly: "In this dark dungeon, it is not discovered by the guards, and it can adapt well to the dark and humid environment.
I'm afraid this is the only kind of creature." As he said that, the crow stretched out a hand, hoping that the fly would land in his palm so that the two of them could communicate. But something beyond his expectation happened. The fly ignored it at all.
He turned around and wanted to fly away through the gap in the cage.
"Hey! Copper, where are you going? Come back soon... Damn it! Not enough of a buddy."
Snap!
"Ouch! Damn crow, you killed the copper plate."
Hearing Zixiu's scream, the crow was also surprised. But when he spread his hands, everything was over. The blowfly was slapped into a meat pie by the crow before it even flew out of the cage.
Suddenly the crow's face turned into a symbol composed of a bunch of small round holes.
"Brother Copper, I'm sorry for you. Who knew you were so incapable of taking jokes?" Crow, a grown man, started to cry loudly while holding a fly.
"Oh my God, I don't want to be a dog that kills flies." Xiao Ding's shrill scream also came from the side.
"Forget it, crying and fussing won't help. Why don't we bury it together? I didn't expect that people's hearts are really fragile..." My proposal was unanimously agreed by everyone. So everyone prepared...
"Wait a minute." Zi Xiu said something, and the people who were digging the hole stopped because, like Zi Xiu, they all discovered something was wrong.
"It seemed like a copper plate just now..." The crow's brows knitted into a knot when he said this: "If it's him who's talking, then who is this fly?"
"I just turned into mud for a while. You guys really have no judgment at all. In such a humid and rancid place, it is naturally easy to breed a large number of blow flies. If you see a fly and say it's me, what will you do in the future?
Get along with me. Is it possible that when you see flowers and plants, you think they are me chatting with you? They are everywhere...I am not God, not that great."
As soon as I finished speaking, I immediately felt as if I was surrounded by a huge pile of blazing fire.
In fact, there is a condition for my transformation, that is, I must fully understand all the properties of the object I am transforming. For example, to transform into a fly, I must dissect it, understand the principles of its survival and flight, and creatively add it to the transformation.
Among my transformation skills, if you want to transform into an object, you must practice regularly. Before I become the Encyclopedia Britannica and a practicing madman, it is probably impossible to become a great transformation expert.
"What...what are you going to do? Seeing how frustrated everyone is, I just want to liven up the atmosphere. Who knew you were so incapable of making jokes..." Just when everyone was about to rush over and trample me into a meat pie in the dungeon corridor
The iron fence at the end suddenly rang. Then we heard the guard ask: "What are you two doing here?"
"Brother, we are ordered by the Pirate King to give these guys a meal." This was a very loud voice.
"What's going on?" my companion behind me asked anxiously.
Because our cage at the end is far away and the bars on the cage are very dense, no one can see what is happening over there. Only I can narrow my eyes and see what is happening over there outside the bars.
So everyone can only wait for my answer.
"The good news is that the person who delivers the meal is here."
"Damn, is this good news?" Xiao Ding always knocked me on the head rudely, but I didn't have the energy to pay attention to him, because something happened at the end of the fence that made me very unhappy.
"***, that guard wants to eat our decapitated rice. Oh! He opened it."
"God, are you worried about this?" Zixiu patted her forehead helplessly, but her helplessness was immediately wiped away by Crow's serious question.
"Tongba, tell me, do those meals taste good? Are there any good wines?"
"ah!"
Suddenly, the prisoner's shrill screams came from the end of the corridor.
"What's wrong?" Crow asked anxiously.
“Wow, these wines and dishes are so delicious.”
"How can I see it?"
"The big and fat jailer actually fainted from excitement after taking a bite." As soon as I finished my sentence, I saw the two food delivery men kicking the jailer away. After looking around, one of them quickly
One ran over, while the other squatted down and looked for something on the fainted jailer.
"Copper, are you okay?" After rushing to me, the tall masked food delivery person asked me in a slightly hoarse but magnetic voice.
I pointed at my face, and after getting a positive answer from her, I replied: "I'm starving to death. Just give me something to eat and then give me a good meal."
Hearing what I said, the visitor couldn't help but raise his hand and pat his forehead, as if he had a headache. Then he said angrily: "I admit that I am always happy to be with you, but you can't do it anytime, anywhere.
You are all kidding me."
"Uncle, I'm really not joking." It seems that he still doesn't know that I haven't eaten for seven or eight days. At this time, another food delivery person ran over, and she actually opened the cell door with her hand holding it.
After poking at the key randomly, he finally opened the door made of fine steel.
"You!" The crow and I shouted in surprise almost at the same time.
"What's wrong?" The little man who ran over later looked at us sideways.
"We're going to run away!" I looked like I was about to run away.
"I just want you to run away." The little man seemed to think our words were strange, but it was us who should really find it strange. So after the crow and I looked at each other and smiled, we slowly walked back to the cell together and squatted down.
The ground stopped moving, and then I smiled and said to the little man: "What a pity, we won't escape."
"Why."
"All fools know this is a trap. The truth is that you were completely unable to convict us, so you just pretended to let us go and then sent people to kill us on the spot for escaping from prison. In this way, you didn't even have to go to trial."
Finally...my words caused the little man to completely collapse. She tore off her mask like crazy and shouted in a low voice: "Husband, are you an idiot?"
"Ah, it turns out to be Miss Xiaoqian." At the same time, the tall woman next to her also pulled off her veil, revealing her bright and refined face. It was clearly Sister Anna.
Snap!
A crisp slap resounded throughout the sky, and the left side of my face soon became swollen.
"Husband... how do you explain this title?" Zi Xiu's willow eyebrows almost stood up to the sky, and her beautiful single phoenix eyes were as wide as copper bells.
"Ah, this...Zixiu, actually this is just a title, a nickname given to me by ordinary friends." I answered guiltily, covering my raised face.
"Nickname. Hum, where is this charming big sister?" Why did I smell a strong sour smell from Zi Xiu, but I had no choice but to answer: "This sister is my personal secretary."
.”
"Copper, you are very capable, hehehehe." Zixiu was obviously smiling at me, but why did I feel so shuddering?
"We haven't seen each other for six years. Not only did she secretly make a mistress outside, but she also raised a little secretary."
"Hey, stinky woman, what do you say about my husband? My husband has the power of a great demon, the vitality of a human warrior, and the cuteness of a slime. He is also rich, powerful, and has the temperament of a king.
Men are naturally loved by everyone. What qualifications do you, a woman of unknown origin, have to say that my husband is having a mistress? Mahakala (one of the three creation gods in Indian mythology) even married 10,000 women at one time.
, my husband is not as good as Mahakala." Xiaoqian said confidently, but the people around me kept looking at me with strange eyes, and then showed an incomprehensible look.
"Of course I am qualified, because Copper is my husband! We have been married for ten years..." As soon as these words came out, I suddenly felt a cold wind blowing between heaven and earth, and the whole world suddenly became quiet...
After a while, I saw a teardrop shed from the corner of Crow's eye, and then Xiao Ding also cried.
"Brother Sauron, can you answer another question for me?"
"Say, brother."
"Why can't we find beautiful wives when we are so handsome, but why can we, when we are so ugly, have two lovely wives like a fairy and a charming little secret like a devil?"
"Brother, we are indeed handsome, but we are not handsome in style...but that is not the key..."
"Then the key is..."
"The key is that we haven't become extremely ugly."
While everyone was still chattering, Anna on the side finally couldn't help it anymore and stood up and said: "You should wait until you leave this place to discuss it. Then it will be no problem to discuss it for three days and three nights."
"It's none of your business." Zixiu and Xiaoqian turned their flaming eyes to stare at Anna almost at the same time.
Seeing that both beauties had lost their minds, Anna had no choice but to shrug her shoulders, walk over without saying a word, and gently pick me up. After glancing at everyone with disdain, she unfolded her extremely light and elegant body and floated out.
into the dungeon.
"Sister Anna, how did you find this place? That female pirate leader is very powerful. How did you deal with her?"
"You mean Katerina, don't be afraid of that woman." Unexpectedly, sister Anna, who usually doesn't like to talk much, actually dismissed the Pirate King.
I wanted to ask something else, but when I looked back, I saw that everyone was following them out anxiously, so I looked up with a smile and asked, "Sister Anna, you actually expected that they were going to follow you, right?"
Sister Anna said coldly: "If they want to die, it's better for them all to die. My mission is to protect your safety."
Sister Anna seemed to be very familiar with the terrain of this island. After turning a few turns, I saw the rough waves of the sea. There was a huge battleship parked in the bay, with the flag of the Demon World Group flying on it.
"Get aboard, this ship is yours." After saying these words, Sister Anna turned back into the cute puppy and leaned against me quietly as usual.
Ten minutes later, the ship set sail. Skull Island was left far behind. In the heavy fog, only the special skull flag on the top of the island was faintly visible. While everyone was reveling in celebrating their escape,
At that time, I discovered that sister Anna was missing.
Finally I found her at the stern of the boat.
She was squatting lonely on the deck, staring blankly up at Skull Island that was disappearing from our eyes. I crawled over carefully, wanting to make a joke with her, but as soon as I opened my mouth, I swallowed the words in my mouth.
I went back because I found Sister Anna crying. But it’s not noticeable for a dog to cry. Most people would think she just yawned.
