After coming out of Taiyi World, I was already starving. The first thing I did was go out to eat offal noodles with Xiaozhu (a friend’s nickname for pig intestines). After we talked about the beautiful woman with tears in our eyes for a long time, Xiaozhu
Finally he couldn't help but raise his big watery eyes and said to me: "Commander, can you lend me 100 yuan? I've overspent on the Internet fee again this month!" But when I also raised my big watery eyes,
, he understood everything.
After dinner, we stood up and prepared to go to the club activity room, because I still had two things to do in the afternoon - go to the Go club to exercise and attend the Literary Club meeting. The former is required by the newly promulgated "Fitness Law".
The latter is required by the school.
The "Fitness Law" was promulgated two years after the release of "King of Braves". It clearly stipulates that each person must ensure at least two hours of efficient fitness time every day. Of course, the time and items can be customized. Xiaozhu and I usually spend 3
:30-5:30 Participate in sports.
As for sports, we double coaches all chose the famous super sport - Go, just like a pair of slackers. But when we signed and joined the club, we found out that we had been fooled!
Before entering, we thought about it and it was actually listed as a sport, which made us smile. We have seen the Go Tianyuan game. Isn't it just two people sitting there with a fan and taking a nap? And there are exactly two of us, Double Handsome, so we joined.
The biggest advantage of this sports club is that you can exercise and level up in the King of Brave world at the same time. Because there is no rule that you are not allowed to wear sunglasses when playing chess, and there is no rule that I must win when playing chess. So as long as I turn on the computer before entering the different space
Switch to the automatic control mode, and it becomes a computer playing chess with the opponent, or simply playing sparring with our double...
In fact, there were many students who had the same ideas as us, so the Go club was very popular and overcrowded at first.
Zhang Dawei, the instructor of the Go club, is a balding middle-aged man with a big belly and a very energetic look. What he said on the first day excited everyone: "Go is the most advanced sport in the world.
Training our minds can also hone our strength and skills! Don’t underestimate the black and white square, the universe is included in its profound spirit! If given the opportunity, I am also prepared to take you to travel the universe and understand the game of Go.
the highest realm.”
I didn't hear anything, I only heard the last sentence clearly: "I'm also going to take you to travel the universe." And this sentence echoed in my ears repeatedly like a record with skipping needles, so I had a lot of fun secretly.
sky.
The training at the beginning was very normal. It was nothing more than meditating and cultivating the mind, chanting sutras and cultivating the character; taking some IQ test questions to see if you were an idiot... Naturally, I didn't rest during this period. I took the opportunity to advance several levels in another world and eliminate more than a dozen criminal gangs.
, visited more than a dozen famous scenic spots, and even won the championship in a martial arts tournament. But I have always been wondering, why doesn’t Coach Zhang teach us specific Go knowledge?
A month later, the situation took a turn for the worse. Coach Zhang began to teach us squatting horse steps, jumping stairs, kicking sandbags, and pulling wheels??? Later, he also changed these to squatting plum blossom piles (the following is occupied by piranhas brought from Africa)
pond), jumped over the wall of the girls’ dormitory (followed by a mechanical administrator with a machine gun), kicked the signs of other martial arts sects (…)
Whenever we came back with scars all over our bodies, Coach Zhang would smile and say to us: "We are all very energetic young people. I also practiced basic skills like this when I was young. It's really nostalgic!" But!
Regardless of whether we are energetic or not, the reputation of the Go club in the school has already become very bad.
Three months later, we finally couldn't help but angrily asked the bald coach: "What on earth does what you teach us have to do with Go?" He smiled slightly and just said to us: "You are still far from getting started with Go!
The three-character formula for playing Go—fast, accurate, and ruthless—is not that easy to master.”
Starting from winter, the previous training volume not only doubled, but also added a new training content-snowball fights. However, the weapon he gave us was actually a condensation gun. When soft snow is put in, it can actually become harder than stone.
Thousand-year-old ice...
It has been a full year and a half since we joined the Go club, but we don’t understand any Go knowledge at all. Instead, we have gained a reputation as members of a perverted group. If it weren’t for the fact that we will be able to travel the universe in half a year, we would have quit long ago.
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It's only two o'clock now, and it's only half past two after dinner. You can also go to the literary club's activities first.
But when I talk about my Noodles Literary Club, I can’t help but feel sad again. I don’t want to introduce the president Gou Yunqi and the vice president Meng Youxiang to you. My experience of joining this club alone is enough to write a book of blood and tears.
History.
The founder of the Nougat Literary Club was Meng Youxiang, and Gou Yunqi was forced to join the club because she gave him the position of president. However, when it was established, it was impossible to get the minimum number of people for a club - three people.
So the vice president found me. I was used to being idle and not interested in elegant literature. The electronic books I read the most on weekdays were all picture books (also known as comics). Naturally, I was unwilling to join the literary club.
But her words changed my life: "The most beautiful girl in the department is also in the literary club!"
At that time, I was a newcomer who just entered the school, and I didn’t know what Juan was, so I didn’t believe it. But when Yuxiang pulled me to a corner and secretly pointed out Juan to me, I trembled with trembling hands and resolutely
I signed the application for joining the company. Do I need a reason to like someone? Is it necessary? Maybe not.
However, I soon discovered that I had been deceived. Juan actually joined the vocal club, and she only took a position in the literature club. The purpose was just to improve her self-cultivation and make achievements in creation. The most important thing is,
She was not a member of the Nougat Literary Club, but the Chaohua Literary Club, the largest and most powerful literary club in the school.
Oh my god! If I had known about it, I would have gone to work as a part-time job in the vocal club! I was sad for three days and three nights (the limit of my sadness). The most hateful thing is that Yuxiang’s little girl actually had fun in front of me for a week (from my
Add brown sugar until you know the truth).
Seeing that I was sad, she ran over and patted me on the shoulder and said: "Hey! Don't be so depressed, idler! Do you know? I think you will definitely become the best writer in our school. By then, what will happen to the Literary Club and dilute literature?"
All the societies have to bow down at the feet of our Niubi Tang Literary Society. By the way, do you think the name Niubi Tang is awesome? Hehehehe... I've been thinking about it for a long time!"
"I think it's because you like to eat brown candies! Be careful of turning into a little fat pig." I mocked her unceremoniously.
"Hehehe..." When Yuxiang smiled, a pair of cute dimples appeared on her face, which was not necessarily beautiful: "Actually, you don't have to deliberately pursue any artistic conception like those talented people in other literary clubs.
It's profound and beautifully written, as long as you write down the stories you told me in the past seriously. Yuxiang believes in you, because your stories made Yuxiang cry and also made Yuxiang laugh."
I smiled crookedly and answered her jokingly: "That's because you are a single-celled animal!"
With this sentence, Yuxiang ignored me for a whole week. When she saw me at school on weekdays, she would just yell at me and run away. The most disgusting thing was that she put me on the communication blacklist, and there was almost no chance to explain to her.
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Since there was a frosted glass window between her bathroom and mine for ventilation, I had to use the most primitive communication method to contact her: standing in the bathroom with a microphone on the weekends when she was immobile due to taking a bath.
Next to the frosted glass, I loudly told her a funny story I had just come up with, and she announced through the window that she had forgiven me. (Later, a neighbor warned us not to yell in the middle of the night, otherwise...)
I remember that she couldn't stop laughing that day, and she forced me to tell her ten times through the window before she would give up. I didn't understand her purpose of establishing an independent literary society, but I, a low-level vulgar person,
Who else could like the joke besides her? Alas! What a one-celled silly girl.
