If Minister Tao is a petty woman, I will be completely ruined. No, Xiaoma and Xiaozhu who are with me will definitely be implicated. But the contract stipulates that if I leave before the probation period is over, I won’t get a penny.
! And now it’s only been a week. The hourly salary is 1,000 yuan! (A thousand knives are stabbed in the chest continuously) Maybe... maybe there is a way to save it, or maybe Minister Tao doesn’t care at all!
"Why are you dazing during practice time? Don't forget that it's special training time in hell!" Before I could react, I received a thud on my head.
"How are you doing with the "Martial Arts Secret Book" (it's just called the Martial Arts Secret Book) I gave you last week? This is a legendary martial arts skill that I have been looking for for a long time before tailoring it for you and finding it from the royal tomb!"
These words immediately made my blood boil! I stretched out countless tentacles in a cool hand gesture, and shouted loudly:
"Old man! Of course this junior has practiced it! You have to be careful with this move!"
"My old man has never seen anything in the world, so just let the mule come over!"
"I'm surprised! Ah... da da da da..."
After hearing what the old man said, I no longer felt soft (actually my hands had always been soft), and after a strange scream, I pounced on him.
I used my hands, and he used his legs! After a while, we were twisted into a ball. It was indeed a special training from hell. This was the first time I had done such a strenuous exercise since I became a monster! In just five minutes, I was so big
Drenched in sweat and flying mucus!
After dozens of rounds of fist fights, the old man finally couldn't help but yelled: "This move of Thousand Hands Splitting Rock, which has been lost in the world for a long time, is really powerful. It seems that I have to re-evaluate you software family! I think back then with me
When he competes with others, he can only reach the state of splitting rocks with a hundred hands. From now on, you will definitely become a miracle in the leisure and entertainment industry!"
Hearing the old man's compliment, I couldn't help but feel so proud. I opened my mouth wide and giggled, even the snot came out of my nose.
"Don't laugh. It's your destiny to save the world from pain! In my opinion, you are either the Queen of the Brave King or the son of the King of the Demon Realm, or you are the prince of a certain kingdom who is preparing to restore the country..."
"Wow! Hahahaha~~~~~~~~" I continued to laugh.
"Don't laugh... hit harder, ah~~ah~~ (Two hard blows) Don't worry (resolutely) For the future generations of heroes to grow up, I will risk my old bones!"
When the mysterious old man said this, I finally couldn't help it anymore and asked with a puzzled face: "Old man, what you said is all right, but why haven't you gained any experience points after practicing for so long?"
"This question is not important? Oh~~~~The calf is still a little sore..."
"No! It's very important... Why did I find the words "Massage and Health Preservation" 2002 first edition, priced at 15 yuan on the last page of the "Martial Arts Secrets" you gave me?"
"This is because I was careless during the scan..." The old man's face, which was originally serious, suddenly changed, and he opened his long mouth and laughed: "Haha, that's not right... Don't you think 2002 is a very ancient era?
At that time, humans were still using cabinet-like PCs, fighting with airplanes and cannons, and were still stuck in the industrial age, thinking that society would collapse if workers were replaced by robots. It’s funny to think about it! Could it be that the human brain
It is used for hard work, how is it different from the limbs? So all this proves that this is a genuine ancient secret book!"
"Old man, you never got to the point. You keep saying that you are optimistic about my ability, but why haven't I noticed it until now?"
"Oh? Why are you so ignorant? The first time I saw your nearly a hundred limp arms, I thought that you would definitely become famous in the massage industry and become a master! I am an old man who never misses people!
There are some innate advantages that many people cannot achieve no matter how hard they work.”
"I'm sorry, uncle, you are completely wrong!" After hearing this, he couldn't help but look at me curiously as if he was expecting my answer.
To be honest, I almost cried when I heard this. What kind of innate advantage is this? Taking a step back, even if I really become a master in the massage industry, how can I be expected to participate in the world's best martial arts competition?
Rush in and give your opponent a painless massage, and then force them to admit defeat? I deserve all the big words I said earlier.
However, I am a very neurotic person, so my answer was completely different: "I am not a human being at all." As I said that, I pointed at my chubby and cute body with my tentacles.
Hearing what I said, the old man was stunned for a moment, then he subconsciously touched his long sheep head and burst into laughter: "After all, I'm not a human being, so why did I forget it? Hahaha..."
"Yes! We are not human, hehehehe..." Infected by the old man's cheerful laughter, I started to giggle and seemed to have completely forgotten the previous troubles. I can't help but I am the kind of person who won't cry until I see the coffin.
idiot……
"Since you are not a human being, of course you should not be restricted by human thinking patterns." Although the old man only said these words inadvertently, it shocked me. This kind of thinking pattern is also called truth, law or rule.
, it seems that only by obeying can one achieve success, but is that really the case? Who stipulates that massage or some soft methods cannot force the opponent to admit defeat? After all, the ultimate goal of a competition is not to kill but to win.
"Junior has learned a lesson." I said sincerely.
The old man looked very happy when he heard what I said. He couldn't help but say a few more words: "If you want to practice martial arts, there are high and low levels of martial arts practice. The lower level learns for learning; the middle level learns for practicality; the upper level learns for practicality.
Learning for the sake of breaking; but only learning for the sake of enlightenment is a superior talent. Although learning for the sake of breaking can also become a peerless master, and even reach the level of transcendence and sainthood in terms of strength, I don't highly recommend it, because learning for the sake of breaking
It is easy to enter the devil's path, it is better to learn to be free and easy and unrestrained for the sake of enlightenment..."
Hearing this, I couldn't help but roll my eyes. Thinking back to the time when I was still far away, I thought I was superior to others. But in retrospect, it seems that most of the time I was learning for the sake of breaking and learning for the sake of application. Although I was ultimately invincible, I was not at all invincible.
Feel happy and comfortable!
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but curiously ask: "What is learning for enlightenment?"
"Haha... don't be anxious. Enlightenment was not forced into you with one or two sentences. I like you a little more now, so listen carefully to my next question." Seeing me staring at him with big curious eyes,
The old man touched his beard and asked slowly: "What are the other names for slime?"
In fact, I have also studied this issue recently. Although it is not necessarily complete, I am still confident in saying that: "I have many nicknames, such as - mollusk, slime monster, centipede demon, single-celled animal, and elementary upgrade tool.
,amoeba……"
"Okay, let's start with this amoeba." When I mentioned amoeba, the old man suddenly interrupted me: "Do you know what metamorphosis is?"
I nodded my body and then shook my head.
"You know? Each of these titles is a very useful skill." At this point, the old man seemed to have remembered something again, twirling his beard and said to me: "The book I asked Crow Yoshitsune to give you earlier.
Have you read the secret book carefully?"
"Are you talking about "Swallow and Fusion"?"
"That's right. If you can understand the mystery, it will be absolutely no problem to at least pass the preliminary rounds of the tournament."
"But there's no mystery in it! Otherwise, why would so many people read it and never see a peerless master appear?"
After hearing what I said, the old man suddenly said to me word by word: "The first key to enlightenment is to see the essence through phenomena." Then he smiled at me mysteriously.
