Zixiu Nangong heard the noise outside and went out to see what was going on. After a while, the noise outside stopped. I was curious, so I got up secretly again and moved to the door to see what was happening outside?
But as soon as I climbed to the door, I bumped into an earth tank. Yes, it was an earth tank.
This guy, who was a head taller than Yoshitsune, was naked and had thick thorns as tall as a person tied to his back. The first thing I wanted to say when I saw him was: "What a good guy!"
His shoulders are broad, his chest is well developed, his muscles are bulging, his square hands are very thick, and there are clusters of thick brown hair on the middle joints of his fingers and on his bare chest. The red beard on his lips is even more terrifying, and he looks like
He wears two spears made of fists. He looks human, but I can guarantee with his personality that this guy is more monster than a monster.
As soon as I was hit by him, I flew far away and landed on the ground when I hit the edge of the bed. Seeing him glaring at me with eyes like bells and fiercely charging at me, I couldn't help but be so frightened that I held on to the edge of the bed and screamed: "Mom
,Help! Help!”
"Your Excellency, what the hell am I doing to admit my mistake?" After saying that, he knelt down in front of me with a plop and grabbed the ground with his head. But the giant thorn behind him slammed on my head.
Knock! Knocked so hard that I screamed. I stepped back on the bed, and he crawled forward. After forcing me into a corner, he suddenly shouted loudly and slammed into the ground with all his strength. I am not a vegetarian, and my tentacles suddenly
It grew, wrapped around the chandelier on the ceiling, and soared up. But the pitiful big bed under my feet was instantly blown into two pieces by the big wattle, and a bearded human head mark was also knocked out on the ground. (It can be seen that he
(The beard is harder than an iron brush)
Now I feel like one of those legendary warriors hanging high on a lone tree on the cliff, with a tiger that eats people without spitting out bones lying underneath. I suddenly feel that all my limbs are weak, and I am about to lose support at the sight of it.
I was stunned. When I was panicking, Zixiu finally came in with a large group of soldiers. Like a revolutionary young man who finally found the party organization, I hung on the ceiling and shouted excitedly and uneasily: "My wife, help me! My wife, help me!"
Nangong Shaoxia couldn't help but shook his head in disbelief at my silly appearance. Zi Xiu pretended not to see me.
This was smart, and I remembered that Zixiu once said that I was not allowed to call her "wife" or similar titles in public. She would not pay attention to me for the first two times, and if she called her three times, I would be sentenced to death. Of course.
I believed that my wife would not punish me to death, but I still changed my words and shouted: "The most beautiful woman in the world, help me!"
Zixiu couldn't help but smile when he heard me shouting like this. Then he stepped forward and said to the human monster who was still kneeling on the ground: "Get up, Lord Copper has forgiven you."
"No, I have to tell him personally before I get up." Hearing this, I suddenly felt proud because I remembered where I had heard this voice. At this time, another middle-aged general who looked very honest walked up to the chandelier.
Next, I stretched out my hand respectfully, but without a word of explanation, and without any hesitation, I slid along the general's arm to the monster's side.
When I slid on top of him, the honest general pulled out his sword and handed it to me. Then he knelt on the ground and said sternly: "I disobey the military order, please punish me, but I hope you can forgive the soldiers below."
.And take back your words that you will no longer be commanders like us." As soon as he finished speaking, everyone in the room except Zi Xiu and Nangong knelt down.
I sneered and said: "Very good, it turns out that you also know that disobeying military orders is a shame. I will not show mercy and must be severely punished." Then I said to the honest general: "You
As a general, you did not stop the soldiers from disobeying orders. Now I am depriving you of your authority." Then I said to the half-naked man with a savage face: "You beat me for no reason, slandered my reputation, and left the team without permission. You shall be beheaded."
"
After saying that, I turned my whole body into an arm, took the short knife from the honest general, and slashed the monster's body... When I did this, no one in the whole room dared to say a word, but
It's obvious that everyone can't bear it.
When the thorn sticks fell to the ground with a bang, I jumped up and landed on the barbarian. I said in a regretful tone: "Oh! My sword skills are not good enough. I only cut down the thorn sticks. But next time you can
I'm not so lucky, because it's really hard to find an incompetent commander like me, hehe..." After hearing what I said, Manzi, who was about to be beheaded, suddenly raised his head and looked at me with strange eyes.
"Death penalty can be avoided, but living crime cannot be spared. From now on, you are no longer a general, and you must re-establish your merits in the army. Are you convinced?"
"I'm convinced! I'm convinced!" After hearing the verdict I gave him, he was so excited that he couldn't even say a single unnecessary word.
Then I pointed the dagger at the tip of the honest general's nose. Everyone thought I was going to kill him, and they suddenly let out a burst of exclamations. But the general didn't even frown, which I admired from the bottom of my heart.
"Hold this knife." I said seriously.
After hearing this, the general felt a little strange, but he still reached out and took the knife. But because I only handed him the blade, his palm was cut immediately, and blood kept pouring out, but after I ordered him to let go
Before, he still held on to the blade tightly.
"Although your Excellency made mistakes, you took the lead and fought bravely in the battle with Quanma. This ensured that our army could withstand the enemy's attack and provide assistance while I, a useless commander, was hiding aside and unable to assist.
The enemy was greatly frightened. This knife is the life of the Royal Guardsmen. I now deliver it to you in the most solemn way. I just want you to understand that soldiers and generals are the same flesh and blood. The flesh is broken and the blood flows.
Rotten meat.”
"Your Excellency?" The general seemed to have heard some clues from my words. He looked at me without saying a word until he was halfway through my words.
I didn't say much nonsense, but turned around and said to Zixiu: "The army is incompetent, the military orders are not good, and I am afraid to move forward in battle. I am also at fault. Therefore, I resigned from the position of commander of the Royal Guards. I ask your Majesty to punish me."
As soon as the sound fell, there was a sound of lamentation, and everyone turned their eyes to the Queen of Purple Sleeves. This time, even Nangong cast an approving look at me.
Zixiu stared at me for a long time, then said calmly: "Yes, you should be punished too, so I will take back your military power. I will also remove you from the title of prince and demote you to a civilian again..." It can be seen that Zixiu
After the sleeve words came out, everyone was disappointed. Many soldiers even started shouting: "Queen, have mercy!".
Just when the palace was boiling like a pot was boiling, Zixiu smiled slightly, waved to everyone and then said: "But, I just learned a trick from your copper plate general, and that is to reward merit.
He was fined. Copper Plate used only 3,000 troops to scare off 40,000 enemy troops, and made a surprise attack on the enemy troops. Not only did he kill thousands of enemies, but he also recaptured a large amount of strategically important weapons, food and grass for our country... Therefore, I decided to designate him as
General Guice has the power to independently recruit troops and fight."
As soon as these words came out, the palace that had been calm was boiling again, because everyone knew what it meant. That is to say, my current status has become the same as General Huya General Crow Yoshitsune and Divine Power General Nangong Guiyu.
He became one of the three great generals of the Ziyue Kingdom, and he was also the only civilian general who was deprived of his title.
"We finally have our own ghost general! We finally have our own civilian general!" Before I could react, Barbarian who was kneeling on the ground suddenly stood up and lifted me high, excited.
He rushed out of the door and shouted loudly.
The scene outside the door shocked me. In addition to the nearly a hundred people in the room, I didn't expect that thousands of soldiers from the Royal Guard had already gathered outside the door. After hearing the barbarian's shout, everyone cheered with excitement.
The shouts were like an erupting mountain torrent, drowning me in an instant.
"Little brother, don't you know your name yet?" Seeing the middle-aged general coming out, I turned around and asked.
"General B of the Royal Guards of the Purple Moon Kingdom, he is General A of the Royal Guards of the Purple Moon Kingdom." Hey, a typical NPC name.
"Okay, okay, it's just a bit troublesome. From now on, I'll just call you Wu Jia and Bo Yi."
"Thank you, General, for the name."
"What the fuck... But I thank you too." After the two of them thanked me in their own ways, Zi Xiu and Nangong also came out.
Seeing Her Majesty the Queen come out, Wu Jia stepped forward and said in a rough voice: "Your Majesty, I want to be the swordsman of General Copperplate's personal guard, responsible for chopping people for him."
"That's good, you can't become a mere commander if you become a general with a copper coin. In addition, I also allow you to select a hundred people from the Royal Guard to be your personal bodyguards."
"I...hehe, I will choose a few charming beauties from the harem..." Before I could finish my words, Zi Xiu gritted his teeth, stepped forward and pinched my face hard, and I was suddenly pained.
He yelled and quickly changed his words and shouted: "I want the most vicious soldiers in the whole army, the most vicious ones..."
So I have a hundred of the most ferocious subordinates... and Bo Yi also volunteered to resign from the position of commander of the Royal Guards and become my direct subordinate. Alas, at least I finally have an army of my own, but it is still very uncomfortable.
willingly.
On the way to the designated camp of General Guice to count the soldiers, Bo Yi finally couldn't help but ask: "I would like to hear the meaning of our names? I don't know, General..."
"Yeah, what kind of weapons and armor, it's weird."
"A warrior is the crown of warriors. Being invincible is nothing special. The great thing is knowing your mistakes and being able to correct them." Wu Jia became excited after hearing this. He raised his big hands and I, who was sitting on Death Brain, cheered: "I will be a Wu Jia from now on."
, the crown of all warriors in the world!"
After Wu Jia put me down, I turned to Bo Yi and said, "Uncle, you are an elder. In public, you and I are generals, but privately, I hope that the general can guide me like an uncle."
Hearing what I said, Bo Yi also sighed with emotion: "The general is open-minded and does not stick to trivial matters. It is really shameful that I can call you uncle in front of you."
After hearing this, I just laughed and said nothing. To be honest, this was the first time I heard such a high praise. No matter how you think about it, it is very funny for me to be a general. Just Nangong’s leopard skin bronze helmet is enough to make me laugh.
I've been smashed to the ground, and I'm still talking nonsense about the general? But thankfully, I have two more friends in this world. And now my evaluation of NPCs and this weird international competition has changed again.
The inside story of the competition is definitely not that simple, I am almost certain of this. Because in terms of virtual experience, although it is less than forty years in total, but with the experience in real society, I should be considered a pervert in my senior year.
The next thing I must solve immediately is my plan to form an alliance with Chiji.
