At noon the next day, I rode my dead brain, still hungover from yesterday, and arrived in front of Lord Wu Xiang's mansion. I had already used the energy in the jade warding off evil spirits for more than ten minutes last night, so I couldn't waste it any more.
In addition, I also found that there is no bank in the world that can verify my identity, which is really disappointing.
But then again, I have no idea what kind of medicine the Minister of State is selling in the gourd. But if you don't try it, how can you know how deep the dragon's den is?
The slave in front of the mansion gate stopped me. After hearing my name, he took out a drawing and looked at it carefully. Then his expression suddenly changed: "Ah, Lord Copper, everyone.
The adults are all waiting inside, please come in quickly." After saying that, he let me in very respectfully.
The Wuxiang Mansion is not as winding as the Fire Wing Palace, and looks simple and refined. I arrived at the lobby within two steps. But to my surprise, there was a roomful of colorful barbarians sitting inside, at least close to a hundred people.
.My thinking is surprisingly clear today, and I can roughly guess what the situation in front of me is about?
After entering, everyone in the room stared at me fiercely, with nothing to be angry about. As for the Minister of State and Wang Cizhong sitting at the head, one was indifferent and silent, while the other was already drunk and lying on the table.
Snoring loudly.
Before he could gain a foothold, a barbarian from the Zhurong tribe who looked like an official asked in a stern voice, "Mr. Harlequin, you must be very popular in the country?"
I looked at the cold-faced barbarian in front of me, knowing that he had bad intentions, so I calmly replied: "It's okay."
"As an envoy from a country that overestimates its capabilities and a performer of a funny role, must I be born with a stupid and ugly face?" The person coming was so aggressive. Looking at him like that, I must have thought that I would be embarrassed or embarrassed.
He was so angry that he flew into a rage. Huh, it turned out to be a replica of the Confucian Confucianism. It seems that the boss, the Minister of State, and Wang Cizhong would not take action unless they were defeated.
"Indeed." I didn't expect that I would answer so leisurely and simply, and they were all surprised: "But after meeting you today, I feel that I am more suitable to be an official of the Chiji Republic. Of course, I am still far behind in comparison."
It’s better to be your Excellency. Haha!”
The man was asking for trouble and stopped talking. At this time, another man who looked like a general spoke again: "The little monsters are actually talking here. If we give you to Wu Pengjun, then we can fight with them."
Establish a close alliance. From now on, we will no longer have to worry about anything. Wouldn’t it be better to focus on conquering the west and the north?" As he said that, he looked at me closely, as if he was about to give me to Wu Peng.
I answered calmly: "Everyone knows that if he can give the crocodile enough food, the crocodile will eat him in the end."
"As long as you understand this," the officer said proudly.
"Haha...it turns out you understand that no matter how hard you struggle, you will still be the food in the crocodile's mouth. Poor, poor!"
Another Chiyou officer was furious after hearing this. He jumped up and yelled at me: "Bold bitch, you actually despise me, a warrior among demons!"
If it were yesterday, I might have been frightened and trembling, but today I laughed out loud: "Aren't you the ones who despise you? It is true that Wu Peng has the strongest military force and the broadest territory in the mainland, and not a blade of grass grows where the army passes.
"However, although our elves do not have the brute strength of yours, they still know how to stand up against the despicable people who are treacherous and slaughter their compatriots. But you? You are complacent about being the last piece of meat in the crocodile's mouth." Listen to what I say.
All the barbarians lowered their heads in shame.
"Hey, this round-faced envoy is very good at subtly changing concepts. If our country stands still and waits until you both lose, then dispatches a large army, wouldn't it mean that the entire Southern Continent will be captured at our fingertips? How can we be said to be cowardly?"
It seems that this is their last trump card, okay! Let them be convinced of the defeat, and they can also use the trick to trick Wu Pengjun: "Huh, to be honest, although the main force of our army is not large, there are still hundreds of thousands of them.
In the first battle, our soldiers wiped out tens of thousands of Wu Peng's elite troops. Wu Pengguo's ace and powerful Fuyou Legion was killed in Ziyue City, and Wu Pengguo's general Fuyou was also killed on the spot by me, the most incompetent little guy.
." When they heard that Fuyou was killed by me, everyone started talking. Most of them didn't believe it, but some were surprised.
"Today, our army has one hundred thousand troops, fifty thousand of which are led by Shenwei General Nangong, cooperating with Her Majesty the Queen in guarding the Kingdom of Zhang. Our army also captured a large amount of military supplies from Wu Peng's army in the last victory. The army is strong and there are sufficient grain, grass and weapons.
Coupled with the bravery of General Nangong and the appeal of Her Majesty the Queen, even if Wu Peng uses all his troops to conquer the country, he may not be able to easily take over my hometown of Zhang." After glancing at all the people, I suddenly jumped on a table and stressed.
The tone continued to state: "In addition, our country's famous general Huya General Crow Yoshitsune has been ordered to lead an army of 50,000 to attack the territory of Star Kingdom, which has an empty defense. Star Kingdom is the core of the Southern Continent, and most of the residents are elves. By then, our army will
With one call and a hundred responses, we can take control of this place in a short time and cut off the return route of Wu Peng's army. Can you tell me who will win and who loses in this war?"
Seeing that many people had nothing to say, I took advantage of the victory and pursued it.: "Short-sighted people only know how to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight, but they didn't expect that the tiger also has ideas. If Wu Peng wins, then the next target will be you, but the specifics are
I don't know how he uses his tricks. If our army wins, you will not end well."
"What nonsense are you talking about? Even if your country wins by then, it will be severely damaged, and my army of 100,000 will be able to annihilate you in one fell swoop when I march eastward." The civil servant who just asked the question stood up again and interrupted unceremoniously.
Got my words.
"Hahaha... Are you a kindergarten kid? You can only calculate some simple questions like one plus one equals two." He was rude to me, and I retorted without any politeness: "After we defeated Wu Peng, the world is not just
There are two remaining countries, the Red Hebei Republic and our Ziyue Kingdom. Behind you are the powerful and unified White Tiger Federation. Their biggest wish now is to expand their land. However, the boss of the Hokuriku Xingtian is the number one hero of the contemporary era, like a hard rock blocking the way.
In front of the White Tiger Legion, according to your idea of killing the weak first, the White Tiger Federation's army will soon come to your country's city. On the other hand, if you are unwilling to ally with me, then you are our enemy. We can
After a small victory over Wu Peng, immediately form an alliance with him again, and first carve up your country with Wu Peng and the White Tiger Federation. To say the least, even if Wu Peng is unwilling to form an alliance with our country and ends up fighting to the death, then we will never give in.
With you. When the time comes, we would rather surrender to Yao Ji, the overlord of the Eastern Continent, and then unite with the Eastern Continent army to attack you. The princes of the Eastern Continent will be overjoyed to get this God-given opportunity to enter the Southern Continent. Our country will definitely be treated well by the guardian of the green dragon, and
You are truly surrounded by enemies on all sides and are in danger. In addition, my remarks can also be used as reference for Wu Peng's various ways to deal with you in the future. Since ancient times, those who sit on the wall will not end well."
When I said this, many people became speechless. Of course, I admit that my true thoughts are not entirely true, but these words that are 70% true and 30% false are enough to scare people.
"Hahahaha... It's ridiculous for a little reptile to imitate Zhuge Wuhou and fight with the scholars. I think back then, Wuhou was full of energy, with majestic weapons, an appearance of being born in the world, and a high-spirited ambition to reach the clouds. He was a famous person of the generation.
You are just a humble little reptile, with no power and a wretched appearance. You will always be a lowly character as soon as you see him. You cannot become a hero! Your words can only be regarded as farts." I was talking excitedly.
, a civil servant with an air of wealth and dignity stood up proudly and refuted me in a very elegant tone. This man seemed to be a contestant who had defected to Chiji after defeat. As soon as he finished his words, everyone also
I started pointing and talking about the short and ugly me.
After hearing this, I suddenly flew into a rage. Suddenly I jumped to the center of the hall and shouted with all my strength: "In what age are we still using this standard to evaluate the value of a life! That's good...that's good
...I fulfill your wishes." There was a flash of white light, and the little reptile disappeared in everyone's eyes. The one standing in the center of the hall has turned into a majestic silver-armored warrior. (Because it is his true form, my current image is
His appearance is quite different from that of Bujiyuan who deliberately pursued a cold image)
"You...you..." the questioner asked in surprise, but still retained his unworldly expression. The others also looked at me at a loss.
But I ignored him and took a step forward vigorously. Suddenly, the clanging sound of armor clashing shook the dull air in the hall.
"General Guice of the Ziyue Kingdom and Commander-in-Chief of the West Route Army Tongban pays homage to all of you. In this way, I wonder if you have any objections?" After saying that, I looked through the helmet with the cold eyes that used to scare the enemy.
I scanned the hall for a week. Everyone who looked at me timidly raised their heads, and my eyes finally fell on the official who questioned me.
"There are creatures in this world who don't do nice things or listen to nice people. They think it's weak to be kind and sincere to them. They just expect someone to be tyrannical to them. They will be happy when fierce people appear, and they won't do it.
I forgot to add a sentence - that is the great hero! That is the master worthy of my allegiance! Humph!" After saying that, I stretched out my hand to lift the civil servant and said contemptuously: "But I feel that people like you are only superficial.
A person without courage will never become a hero!" After saying this, he pushed the man to the ground. Unexpectedly, his feet were light and he knocked his head on the chair before he could stand, and his face suddenly started to bleed.
Then I cupped my fists and said loudly: "That's it for now, I don't want to waste words with you on these minutiae. Our warriors have already gathered in Zhang, Xing, Jing, and Zhen countries, waiting for me in Ziyue Kingdom.
Lu Yingxiong marched his troops south and defeated the enemy Wu Peng. He will personally lead a powerful force to fight with you all!" After saying that, I turned around to leave. At this moment, a tall and strong giant suddenly appeared next to me. I saw him pulling out his sword.
He took out his sword, threatened him, and said fiercely: "Hey, you want to fight us? Do you think you can walk out of this house today?" Almost at the same time, many generals in the room stood up and put their hands on themselves.
To be honest, I am not a match for so many people now that my strength has not fully recovered. If we really fight, I will definitely die, but...
"Hahahaha..." I suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, and the phoenix feathers above my head were raised high due to excitement. Seeing me like this, the officer cowered and did not dare to come forward. I leaned forward and pulled him smoothly.
I held the sharp blade in my hand, glared at him and said coldly: "Do you want to use this toy to prevent this general from going south to kill the thieves?" The blood in my hand flowed along the blade to his hand, but it turned out to be the opposite.
He was frightened. He was so frightened that he threw away the sharp knife and sat down on the ground with a livid face.
"In my eyes, there are no strong or weak people, only respectable people and disrespectful people, and you belong to the latter. If you dare to be rude and entangled again, don't blame me for being ruthless! Hahahaha..." I slammed his
I threw the sharp blade on the ground, then stretched out my tongue to lick the wound on the palm of my hand, and let out an even more wild laugh. When I walked out again, the warriors on both sides with swords facing each other subconsciously made way for me to make way for me.
Ha ha ha ha……
Suddenly, Wang Cizhong, who had been dozing all the time, suddenly started laughing wildly, echoing the aftertaste of my laughter that just fell, adding a bit of pride to the hall. I turned around and glanced at him. He was disheveled and had a wretched face.
But he grabbed a bowl of wine next to him as if no one else was watching and drank it all. Then he shouted: "It's such a good wine, it's so enjoyable!"
Finally, the minister who had remained silent also stood up and shouted in a low but stern voice: "General Copperplate is a contemporary hero. It is not a courtesy for you to treat guests with words. You judge people by their appearance and compare them with ancient celebrities."
Today's heroes are really unwise. When the Speaker proposed an alliance with the Ziyue Kingdom, you were criticized a lot. But from today's perspective, there are no such generous and heroic people in Wu Peng's army. I, Chi You, and Zhu Rong have always regarded
You call yourself a warrior, and you have disappointed me very much today." After saying that, the Minister strode up to me, took my hand, and said apologetically: "I invited these guys here on purpose to teach you a lesson.
Yes, the general is a man with a broad mind, so don’t worry about it. General, please follow me to the back hall to discuss the specific cooperation plan candidly."
The red-nosed Wang Cizhong also stopped the food in his cup, glanced at everyone with a stern look, and then strode into the back hall with a high profile. Although he didn't say anything, everyone looked ashamed and had no choice but to obey.
He bowed and retreated.
Wu Lian and I hurriedly chased after him. Unexpectedly, in the corridor leading to the back courtyard, Wang Cizhong, who was originally lazy and listless, suddenly became energetic and waiting there. His clothes were also much neater. Seeing him like this, I
He couldn't help being stunned, but the Minister smiled and explained: "Brother Wang is a person who gets drunk when he's drunk and wakes up when he's awake. Please don't take offense if there are any weird things."
After a long while, I said: "You two turn out to be respectable people!"
Ha ha ha ha……
As soon as these words came out, the three of us all clasped our hands and laughed happily. The atmosphere was completely different from the one just now.
