If Party A wins, Party B will be a slave for life. If Party B wins, Party A will sleep with Party B.
From the date of signing to the evening of the next day, Party A must fully obey all military instructions issued by Party B. If Party A does not obey, Party A may take any action on the same day to force its execution. Party B promises that if it returns the order on the third day,
If Zhenshui City is not captured, you will fail and everything will be left to Party A's disposal.
Signed by:
Party A: Ling Xiao
Party B: Copper Plate
"Today you must obey my order. This is our agreement. It is stamped with our military seal." When I announced the electronic signature in public, I received a sneer from Fairy Ling Xiao.
"This peace treaty is unilaterally void."
"What is unilateral invalidation?"
"It means that if you don't capture Zhenshui City before tomorrow tomorrow or if I capture it first, you will lose and you will be a slave for life. But I don't have to obey your order today."
"Why are you so unreasonable!"
"Oh, hehehe...this is the temper of this young lady."
"Sun Tzu said: A general must be wise, trustworthy, benevolent, courageous, and strict. After the fairy is also a famous general, doesn't he even know that trustworthiness is something that a general must strictly abide by?"
"Of course I know, but as you quoted from Sun Tzu, wisdom comes before faith. What's more, Sun Tzu also said that soldiers are crafty. You deserve it if I play with you."
"The rankings are in no particular order."
"This lady said that the letter is ranked second."
"Your perfidious wisdom is little wisdom."
"But I've got you covered, hehe. Someone came and tied it up for me." As soon as the fairy finished speaking, several tall and thick Chiyou barbarians rushed over. But I was not in a hurry, and took out the
Two balls of cotton soaked in magic potion calmly stuffed them into his two small ear holes, and then told everyone a piece of advice.
"You know? The best way to deal with this kind of little wisdom is to use unparalleled courage."
"How can you use your courage like this? Hehehe..."
The fairy's graceful laughter was drowned before it could spread in the hall.
"Wahahahahaha!!! Wahahahahahaha!!!" The wanton laughter shattered all the glass of the battleship, and a black figure burst into the air, with huge black wings that seemed to be able to cover the entire bridge.
All covered in darkness.
Quack! Quack! Quack!
Originally, those Chi You giants had already grabbed me, but they almost fainted after hearing the crows from these three crows. Naturally, their grip on me was loosened. Now I finally understand why the ancients said they could not hear the crows.
This is auspicious. You are not careful when making friends.
Ling Xiao was worthy of being blessed by God. The crows did not stun her. On the contrary, she let out a sweet cry and her sleeves suddenly grew dozens of times and rolled towards the crow. To be honest, from the time she met him to today
, I have never seen how strong the crow is after it actually takes action? I wonder if the crow can withstand this fatal blow? It seems that the crow is going to be like the officer just now, and his head is sent back to the System Administration Bureau to be reincarnated...
But Sister Lingxiao ignored a very important issue. Her opponent had a crow's mouth. The crow made a very beautiful flipping movement and dodged one of the red damasks, and then grabbed the other red damask that Sister Lingxiao threw towards her.
It fell into his mouth shell that was harder than a steel knife. Before the flying red silk could fly back under the control of Ling Xiao's sister, the crow had already approached Ling Xiao with lightning speed, and the crow in his hand
A huge scimitar was already placed on the neck of the most arrogant beauty in the world. And the two red silk ribbons were cut off by the crow with a knife at some point and flew into the void.
"Beauty, don't move. Only Chi Ji, the only one in the Southern Barbarian clan, can compete with me, but even Chi Fenruo, who was so powerful back then, is already old."
Ling Xiao was startled at first, and then quickly calmed down. With a charming smile in his eyes, he whispered to the crow: "Since ancient times, heroes and beauties have been talked about forever...Hero, you won't attack a little girl?"
"Oh, this is so unfortunate... Beauty, do you know? There is a fool who promised to do a lot of work with me, and now every drop of bad blood in my body is boiling! In this case, it is difficult to guarantee that I will
It’s not too hard to force flowers.”
Seeing that Ling Xiao's men fell down and started to get up from the ground, and some of them even wanted to jump over to save people, I jumped up on Commander Ling Xiao's command podium and put my ugly face close to the screen.
He said loudly: "No one is allowed to move, the one who moves is the puppy!"
"You're a pig that pretends to be powerful, you have no right to speak." Ling Xiao glared at me, as if he wanted to pounce on me and bite me.
"Yes, I am a fox pretending to be a tiger." After saying that, I turned to face the projection screen, took out a tiger charm from my bag, and shouted loudly: "I don't want to say anything to everyone here. We are here for peace and justice.
I don't want to discuss the topic of life and human nature. The officers and soldiers of the Red Sun Fleet are optimistic that this is the seal of command of the Republic. No matter how unbearable it is, how powerful it is, I am the commander-in-chief of the entire army today. Although the order has been
I have issued strict orders countless times, but I am still preparing to give another order here: no bombardment of Zhenshui City! I will not kill those who disobey, but get out of here. It doesn’t matter if you go to help the enemy, it’s just two words, get out!
"
As soon as I finished my words, there was a lot of ridicule from the artillery fire outside. The air raiders gradually returned home. About twenty minutes later, after the entire sea calmed down, I grinned at the screen: "Everyone must be right.
The little brother is full of dissatisfaction? Haha, in fact, the little brother's skills are indeed ordinary. I only ask for one day. I will do one thing during this day, and I hope everyone can cooperate effectively. If the gate of Zhenshui City is not open tomorrow, or
During this period, my little brother's head was hung on the city gate of Zhenshui City, and everyone could start bombarding again as much as they wanted. You can do whatever you want."
"What do you want to do, you loser?" Ling Xiao's words to me were completely unclear and completely unclear.
"Hahaha..." After hearing Fairy Lingxiao's words, Yoshitsune immediately burst out laughing proudly: "Of course we brothers are going to do something earth-shattering. We want some people to know who is playing with who in this world.
