What does this little guy want to do? Diao Ran knows that it is unlikely that you will pass, but you should give it a try. If you can get a good score, there is still a slight possibility of passing.
"How's your review going?" Zuo Rongrong asked Zhou Jian casually before the exam started.
"It's not bad, I hope to get points..." Zhou Jian grinned.
"Ha! You are really confident. Professor Liang's questions are very difficult. Even if you have learned all the contents in the book, you will only be able to pass the test. If you want to take the exam, you must have certain attainments in literature, at least an understanding of ancient times.
Literature has its own opinions, let me see how you test it."
Zhou Jian scratched his head, "Really? That's a bit mysterious, and I'm not too sure. Just try your best."
The three doctoral student gunmen he recruited should be reliable. Knowing that Old Liang studied the literature of the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, two of the three gunmen Zhou Jian hired were dedicated to taking care of these two time periods, and the remaining one was engaged in Tang and Song Dynasties.
Poetic.
Just like that, the exam began.
Small class exams are not so demanding and you can answer the questions as soon as the bell rings.
Everyone was calm at first.
Zhou Jian was also very calm. The exam lasted two hours, so there was plenty of time. Zhou Jian wanted to switch consciousness, but Zuo Rongrong kept staring at his paper.
I leather!
Zhou Jian turned his pen, feeling helpless. Zuo Rongrong was no better than Teacher Bai. Based on Zhou Jian's understanding of her, if he just fell asleep on the table like this, Zuo Rongrong wouldn't go crazy and pick himself up.
Reported to go to the toilet? Going to the toilet right after the exam started is a clear sign of cheating.
But she stared at herself like this.
I can't write a single word.
Zhou Jian stared at the exam questions and recognized himself.
He didn't know it, he had never attended a class, and he had never heard of many of the contents on the paper.
After all, the history I studied in high school did contain some introductions to ancient literature. For example, Zhou Jian at least knew about the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties. He picked a few of the simplest blanks and filled them in. Zuo Rongrong’s eyebrows jumped as he read,
Demo, let you blow it for me, let me see how you do it.
At this time.
The cheating has already begun.
Cheating in exams is a science. When facing the invigilator, it is best to do it in four words.
You know.
In the examination room, in addition to the invigilators, there are also inspection officers. The inspection officers usually have a Zhongxu face. Anyone caught by the inspection inspectors will die. However, the invigilators of their own colleges are still relatively lenient.
Therefore, cheating is allowed by default in small class examinations, but there is one thing.
If you are caught cheating by the inspector, it will be very shameful for the invigilator to condone your cheating. Some guys don't understand, they cheat too much and get excited, and they don't take the invigilator seriously, leaving small notes flying all over the sky.
Your head is spinning like a 360-degree bearing, and the cheating teacher wants to ignore it. What he is actually saying to you when he catches you is: "Idiot, you don't know how to copy in a hidden place."
"This situation is called "over-exaggeration."
There are also those who are "too humble". Some buddies take the invigilator too seriously.
When I hear the footsteps of the invigilator approaching, I feel like the god of death is coming. When I see the shadow of the invigilator approaching, I feel like dark clouds are coming over the city.
Actually.
The Party teaches us that if we want to defeat the enemy, we must first understand the enemy. We know that teachers have class fees for teaching, and one class is counted as one class hour. As for invigilation, one class can only be counted as half a class hour, and it is super boring.
For university teachers who are used to being lazy, this kind of work is really torturous and they are not willing to invigilate exams at all, so most of them are psychologically resistant.
So keep a close eye on the eyes of the invigilator, and you will find that, except for some psychopathic teachers, most teachers are sitting upright, but their eyes are already in a state of confusion. If it is a young male teacher, he may be looking at a beautiful classmate.
, yes, your opportunity will come at this time! Of course, if you are a beauty yourself.
Then you have no choice but to mourn for yourself.
At this time, the young male teacher in the secretarial class next door turned his attention to the beauty in the class. While Teacher Zuo was still staring at Zhou Jian, Mule and Xiaoyin, who were well versed in cheating, had already started to act.
The two people, one on the left and one on the right, used the "horse racing" cheat sheet method used by Stephen Chow and Xiao Turtle in "The Dragon Back to School".
The so-called "horse racing" cheat sheet method is to put the plagiarized materials into the hole in the table. Because you have to read the paper for a while and read the cheat sheet for a while, your body will inevitably move back and forth, so it is called the "horse racing" cheat sheet method.
Of course, their range of motion is much smaller.
After finishing the 30-minute short-answer questions in one go, Mule came back to do a literary appreciation. After seeing the question, Mule was a little dizzy.
The topic was actually to appreciate a parallel prose, and then asked to write down one’s own understanding of the parallel prose.
Parallel-style prose requires parallelism throughout the text, pays attention to the neatness of the antithesis, and pays attention to the equal rhythm of the voice. This is really not something that ordinary people can write. Even though there were so many great writers in ancient times, the outstanding parallel-style prose that has been handed down today is nothing more than "Preface to the Pavilion of Prince Teng" and "Elegy".
"Jiangnan Fu Preface" and a few other chapters.
The mule could barely understand this piece of parallel prose. As for writing an appreciation, all he could think of was neat words and sonorous pronunciation.
This is a high-level question, let me put it down for a moment, then continue reading.
A question.
It's a Song poem from Yiku.
Appreciation is also required.
It is relatively easy to appreciate Song poetry, and Mule can only give it according to his own feeling.
After finally talking nonsense, Mule started to read the third question. When he saw it, he was dumbfounded. He stayed for a long time to make sure that he had read it correctly. This perverted old man Liang actually asked the students to use a Tang poem to describe the present day.
Lingnan University can address current shortcomings or praise it.
It is required to write verses, preferably seven verses. If you can't write it, you can also write quatrains.
My dear mother, is this still a literature and history exam? If you don’t ask questions like this, wouldn’t it cost people’s lives?
At this time, in the corner of the classroom, after Zuo Rongrong finally ignored Zhou Jian and sat back on the podium, Zhou Jian supported his head with his elbows, finally adjusted his balance, and carefully switched his consciousness back.
In the Xihuyuan Hotel, Zhou Jian was communicating with three gunmen in front of the computer, "Brother, you are a doctoral student after all. You are studying Tang and Song poetry. I want you to write an appreciation of Song poetry. Show some level of proficiency. You must at least appreciate Song poetry."
Write it in Song lyrics. The title of this Song poem is "Shui Diao Ge Tou", so you can also write "Shui Diao Ge Tou"."
"Don't be so high-profile." The reply from the doctoral student came from the computer.
"I don't want to, but I'm in the teacher's little book. I really won't let me pass if I don't keep a high profile. There's still an hour and a half left before the homework is due. It's not difficult for you to write a Song poem.
"Zhou Jian did not tell the other party that he was actually taking an exam.
"Lingnan University? Who is your professor?"
"Liang Guangzhang."
"As expected, it's him. Then I know. The Song poem you gave me was written by Professor Liang himself. He is a literary youth and is very dissatisfied with the current education system. I know what he wanted to say in this poem praising the lotus.
He is using the lotus flower to compare himself to being able to survive in this academically corrupt education system."
"So that's the case. It's very possible from what you said." Zhou Jian read the Song poem about lotus again. It really had some flavor, but if you didn't know Old Man Liang's personality, it would be difficult to see it.
"There is also a seven-note piece that sings praises to Lingnan University. You also wrote it for me. It was completed within an hour and a half."
"Sing a hymn? No, no, no. Professor Liang is quite critical of the current internal political system of the university. He must want to see articles that criticize the current ills. I will check Professor Liang's remarks in the past few years and write you a
This article satirizes the seven rules of the existing education management system."
"Okay, if I pass, I'll give you more money...
Zhou Jian closed the first dialog box and then opened the second one. This gunman was engaged in the literature of the Northern and Southern Dynasties. "How is your parallel prose?"
The other side replied: "This parallel prose uses some modern techniques. It should be written by a modern person and can probably understand it."
It could have been written by Professor Liang Guangzhangliang himself."
"Professor Liang, it turns out to be Professor Liang's article... I see, I completely understand this. You want me to write my comments and appreciation in parallel prose format, right...
"Well, it should be no problem for you to write a parallel prose in one and a half hours."
"Shorter is no problem, but the level is limited, and it still looks like that to fool a layman...
"That's alright, it's up to you."
Zhou Jian closed the second dialog box and then opened the third one. This one is engaged in Wei and Jin literature. "Brother, how is your review of the ancient style of Jian'an style going?"
The gunman replied: "The essence of Jian'an's character is nothing more than roughness. In two words, character, it is full of vigor, Taoism and literary talent coexist, and it is generous and sad. The words are filled with masculinity...
"Stop, stop, I just want to ask you, have you finished writing that ancient poem?"
"It's okay"
"Halo, okay, anyway, there is still time. By the way, let me give you a hint. The person who asked the question is Professor Liang Guangzhang. I think the reason why Professor Liang likes Jian'an style is because he is dissatisfied with the existing literary trend.
This is what someone just told me."
"Oh, Professor Liang, I understand. He is very famous in the circle of Chinese studies. A few months ago, he loudly called on the literary world that literati should not give in to five buckets of rice. I know what he likes to read. Don't worry.
Bar."
"Okay, it's up to you."
Zhou Jian closed all the dialog boxes and started to look up other topics in the book.
On the podium, Zuo Rongrong frowned and looked at Zhou Jian, who was sitting in the corner of the classroom. Others were busy answering the papers. This guy stared at the papers for a long time, and then his head lowered lower and lower, and finally he lay on his back.
On the table!
Zuo Rongrong was so angry that he had turned a deaf ear to what he had said sincerely. Now he dozed off in the examination room. Even if you don't know how to do it, you should have a correct attitude at least.
The update time has always been weird, because my work and rest schedule is so chaotic that I can't decide on it this month. I should update it regularly next month.
