Zhou Jian secretly thought to himself that studying in college was a waste of time, let alone studying Chinese. Who expects to find a job after graduation? Of course, he could not say this out loud. He nodded and said in an awkward tone: "What Teacher Zuo said is,
I will definitely study hard in the future."
"Well, that's pretty much it, so let's change the review to three thousand."
"No, you still need to write?"
"Writing a self-criticism is to help you remember better. You are a Chinese student. Is it difficult to write 3,000 words?"
Zhou Jian secretly thought, I haven’t learned this yet. Of course, I can’t say that, “Teacher, do you think two thousand is enough?”
"Stop talking to me. The final exam is coming soon. The exam is early this semester. Please review carefully and try not to fail." In fact, Zuo Rongrong knew that it was almost impossible for Zhou Jian not to fail the exam. Many teachers had already put him
Note it down in the notebook. Generally, students with full attendance can get 80 points on the test, but for Zhou Jian, it is good to get 60 points on the test, not to mention that he can't get 80 points on the test at all.
Zhou Jiandao: "Don't worry, exam teacher. Unless the instructor is determined to fail me, I will definitely pass. I will definitely pass 90 in all subjects on the paper."
Zuo Rongrong had an expression of obvious disbelief. This kid was too good at bragging, "Do you think the exam is a Chinese language test for primary school students? You can get up to 70 points just by memorizing it. If you can't integrate your understanding of literature, you can get 70 points at most."
To dream of getting 90 points, if you don’t go to class every day, how can you understand literature? I hope you can read the book before the exam and get all the points for the rote memorization questions and be satisfied.”
Zhou Jian said affirmatively: "Teacher Zuo, I promise to score 90 points in the subject. If I don't get it, I will fail the class. But as promised, if I get 90 points, I can't fail because I am dissatisfied with my attendance."
Zuo Rongrong rolled her eyes at Zhou Jian and said secretly that you were dissatisfied with attendance, because you didn't show up at all, "I'm not your teacher, and I can't give you your grades."
"Teacher Zuo, I know you know those teachers. Just help me convey it. I guarantee that Keke will get 90 points."
"Humph, let's see how you brag when the results come out. I'm warning you, don't expect to cheat, but even if I give you a book to copy, you won't get 90 points." Zuo Rongrong said this, and she was already curious in her heart.
Even if the score is less than 90%, even if you fail, I am afraid that even the best girls in the class would not dare to say that. What is this kid’s plan? How can he be so sure when he has never even taken a class? Isn’t this looking for death?
.
"Don't worry, teacher, you will never cheat (that's weird)." Cheating is also a science. If you are caught, it is called cheating. If you are not caught, it is called strength. Zhou Jian has already thought of a cheating plan for the exam. The smallest number is 6.
Printing small slips of paper in three columns with line spacing is a low-handed behavior. Copying from others has a slightly higher level, but it will definitely not get 90 points. Zhou Jian must get top marks in every subject this time, otherwise he will definitely fail.
"I'll check your desk when the time comes. Don't expect to put wide-band transparent tape with writing on it on mineral water bottles to pretend to be labels. I've seen these tricks before."
"Ah? Teacher, you know so clearly, have you used it before?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? You think everyone else is the same as you. I warn you not to do this. If you are caught looking around, it will be fine. If you are making notes, once the teacher on patrol discovers it and there is evidence, you will be arrested.
Fired immediately!"
"Haha, don't worry, Teacher Zuo. I said I would get 90 points on the test, but I can't get 90 points no matter how I copy the notes."
"Humph, it's good to know. Just be honest with me."
That night, Zhou Jian returned to the dormitory and posted a task on Witkey.com, asking for a 3,000-word self-reflection letter about skipping classes and truancy, written in the tone of a freshman, for a reward of 50 yuan. Then this guy brought
Put on the game helmet and continue to grind the dungeon.
If Zuo Rongrong knew about this, he would definitely jump with anger.
After successfully earning a lot of experience in the dungeon, Zhou Jian went offline and took a shower. At this time, the mule came back. He was carrying a dozen beers in one hand and a plastic bag of barbecue in the other. This guy usually
He lives with his wife in his hometown. This time he heard from Xiaoyin that Zhou Jian was back, so he gathered in the dormitory.
He caught a glimpse of the brand new basketball placed on the table, and he immediately became interested. When he opened the package and took a look, he was stunned. What a good guy, it's a Spalding yellow leather basketball.
"Who bought it?"
Xiaoyin, who was watching a Korean drama, pointed to the bathroom and said, "Here."
"Damn, this kid won the lottery, he got a thousand yuan for this basketball."
Xiaoyin's jaw almost dropped in shock, "What?"
"It is a genuine basketball used by the NBA. It feels great when played on a wooden court. It is a bit ruined when played on the asphalt court in our school."
"It's incredible, it's incredible. I said this guy is hooking up with a rich lady. It's so uninteresting. My brother is still single in the den, but this guy has actually found a way to make a living." Xiaoyin touched the thousand pieces.
With a multi-piece basketball and eyes full of longing, this guy is imagining what a happy life it would be to have a beautiful rich girl to feed him.
"Hey, kid, take a bath, come out and tell me which rich girl you have harmed, and she has been enjoying herself for more than a week." The mule kicked open the door, and Zhou Jian was covered in soap suds. "Get out!"
The three bad friends reunited after a long absence, and a feast of food and drink was indispensable. Zhou Jian had already thought of his excuse and insisted that all the money was earned by playing "Gods and Demons". In his words, the new copy
I grind every day, and the equipment I produce cannot be sold.
Mule and Xiaoyin have not yet cleared the new dungeon, and they don't know if what Zhou Jian said is reliable. Anyway, the facts are in front of them, so they have no choice but to believe it.
After drinking and eating, Zhou Jian went to Witkey.com to resolve the review matter. When he entered the homepage, Zhou Jian was shocked by a task with a high reward. It actually offered a reward of 5 million yuan. The post had just been posted.
for an hour.
Witkey.com generally only solves small things such as design, naming, and papers, and rarely involves tasks worth millions. After all, the credibility of the navy and the quality of task completion are not guaranteed. Zhou Jian curiously clicked on it.
, the poster wanted to purchase a medicinal material - the snake gall of the Amazon mutated anaconda.
Although he only had one hour to post, there were already many replies below. Zhou Jian looked at the poster and was stunned when he saw that it was Wen Renze.
What does he want from the mutated anaconda's snake gallbladder? This is too coincidental, but it's normal when you think about it. On the Lingnan Witkey website, there are only a few dozen people who can casually offer a price of five million, which is comparable to the Wenren family.
