Zhou Jian was also stunned. He learned English well, but it was impossible for him to score such a high score in the exam.
If you don’t play like this, 96.5? It’s a math problem for the first grade of elementary school.
Teacher Bai said: "I'll give you an integer, 95 points. If you get 95, I won't care about your usual score. The total score will be the number of points you scored on the test paper. But if you don't get 95, you will be counted."
If you fail, don’t say I didn’t give you a chance, please sit down.”
Zhou Jian secretly cursed in his heart that women have the most vicious hearts. He also said, "Don't say I didn't give you a chance." This is also called giving a chance. It's too cruel. You forced me to do this. Don't blame me.
"Wait a minute, teacher, I have a small request."
"What request?"
"If I don't get 95 after the results come out, I will have to look at my own test paper."
In universities, final exam papers are not distributed to students after they have been marked. This is to prevent students from saying that their papers were judged wrong and then changing their grades.
Zhou Jian believed that if he used whatever means necessary, it would not be a problem to pass 95, but he was afraid that Teacher Bai would deliberately make things difficult for him and deduct points.
Teacher Bai looked at Zhou Jian with wide eyes. What a boy, you don't believe me. "Okay, I'll show you." She didn't believe it anymore. Even those American students with a score of 95 couldn't pass the exam.
This is not an exaggeration. The English papers produced by Chinese universities naturally have Chinese characteristics. It does not mean that you can do it after you understand it. This is like although every Chinese student is proficient in Chinese, I have never heard of anyone taking the college entrance examination.
You can get full marks in the Chinese language test. Someone once showed a foreigner a reading comprehension article for the postgraduate entrance examination. The foreigner only needed two minutes to read it. Then he said "so easy" while doing the questions. After finishing the answer, he found that half of the answers were wrong.
The foreigner looked at it and was dumbfounded, and finally said to the person who asked the question: "You'd better go to the hell to see a doctor right now (You'd better go to hell to see a doctor right now)"
"Uh... I have another request. If my composition has no grammatical errors or word errors, you can't deduct too many points from me." Zhou Jian thought for a while and added another one.
Teacher Bai was angry. She felt that the student was playing tricks on her, "Okay, if your composition is not mentally retarded and there are no mistakes, I will give you full marks!"
The whole class was a little confused watching the two people arguing in English. This Zhou Jian, he didn't really want to get 95 points in the exam, right?
That night, Mule made a rare appearance in the dormitory, leaving his wife alone outside to guard the vacant room. There was nothing he could do about it. If he lived there too, his thoughts would go to his wife and he would not be able to calm down and review.
This guy returned to the dormitory with a copy of "History of Ancient Chinese Literature". When he entered the door and saw Zhou Jian wearing a helmet playing games, he couldn't help but be stunned, "Holy shit, you are so powerful! Even the Korean drama Little Prince Xiaoyin went to study on his own.
Do you still play games?"
Zhou Jian, who was in the game, replied impatiently, "Don't disturb me, I'm leveling up."
After putting on the helmet, although the consciousness enters the virtual world, the original intention is to still retain the most basic senses such as hearing, touch, smell, etc. It is said that when the earliest batch of helmets were produced, once the game is entered, the outside world will be completely different.
Loss, and then a girl put on a helmet and played games in an Internet cafe. When she came home, she felt that her underwear was sticky, and then she found out that she was pregnant...
Because the child's father could not be found, the girl took the gaming helmet manufacturer to court. In the end, the manufacturer had to improve the gaming helmet and added a consciousness transfer function. As long as the consciousness is transferred to the original person, one can even stand up and fall down while wearing the gaming helmet.
A glass of water.
"I heard from my wife that your teacher in Class A has made up her mind to pass you up. Good guy, you scored 95 points. I don't know if she can pass the exam on her own. But you are so awesome. You actually made fun of the teacher in front of everyone."
Girls spread news very quickly. Liang Yanmin had already spread the news to the girls' dormitory about what happened in the morning. Luozi's wife naturally knew about it and she told Luozi.
"Who asked her to test me first? Good guy, 95 points is considered a pass. Although I can barely pass the exam with my strength, the guy named Bai doesn't know. He is obviously teasing me. Okay, okay,
I'm about to reach level 26, don't argue." Zhou Jian hasn't leveled up this week, and now it is said that there are people in Europe and America who are almost at level 40.
"Blow, just blow hard and get 95. If you can pass, I will... I will..."
"What do you mean? You don't have to make too harsh an oath. Let's do this. If I get 95, you can wash my clothes for a semester and help me write my homework for a semester. How about that?"
"Holy crap! Isn't this cruel? I wash my own clothes and copy my homework for my wife."
"One sheep is reading, and two sheep are reading. Similarly, copying one copy is copying, and copying two copies is copying. How about, if I fail the exam, I will help you write a semester's homework."
"You...haha, oops...the weather is so good today, the sun is shining brightly." Luo Haishan pretended to run to the balcony, "No, the pair on the back mountain seem to be having a wild game, wow, even in broad daylight.
That’s so brave.”
"Just brag, when will anyone go out to fight in the back mountains other than wild cats?"
"Okay, you're awesome, but I didn't say they were humans just now. Damn it, what happened to these two cats? Don't they say that wild cats have sex at night?"
"Don't change the subject for me. Are you willing to bet?"
"Yes, they say that those who are tough are afraid of being aggressive, and those who are aggressive are afraid of losing their lives. I am afraid of you." Luo Haishan packed up his books and curled his lips unwillingly, but then he remembered another interesting thing.
Son, laughed out of joy.
"Why are you giggling?"
"By the way, my wife came back to compliment you, saying that someone in your English class said you look like a celebrity."
"Celebrity, which one?" Although Zhou Jian doesn't care much about his appearance, after all, no one hates compliments from others.
"Ahem..." Luo Haishan deliberately coughed twice and said in a longer tone: "Liu Yanbing..."
"Uh..." Zhou Jian's expression was quite exciting for a while. Specifically speaking, Commander Liu Yan was okay, but he always looked like he was listless and about to fall asleep at any time.
I fainted. I was just a little sleepy during class.
In fact, in Chu Qingyun's words, although Zhou Jian is not particularly handsome, he has a kind of righteousness, giving people a sense of dependability. Of course, Liu Yanbing is not ugly, but because of his deliberately weird performance style, he
The temperament difference between Zhou Jian and Zhou Jian is actually very big. Generally speaking, he is decadent. Uh... maybe girls like it?
This group of girls is really speechless. People say they look like celebrities and they choose young and handsome idols, but they... I think they are hurting others. I don’t know if they really like or pretend to like them. I think they are not hurting.
It always makes you feel uncomfortable. He felt that Luo Haishan gave him a sweet date, and after eating it, he discovered that there was a fly wrapped in the date.
"I'm not lying to you. It was really said by the girl in your class. Two words - brilliant!" Luo Haishan was still enjoying it. It would be a waste not to use it to damage him for such a fun thing.
Zhou Jian curled his lips, "I suddenly realized that you look like a celebrity, and you are from your family. Maybe you are related."
"who?"
"Luo Dayou."
"I think you are a dead pig and you are not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. Anyway, you will fail if you study, and if you don't study, you will fail. I'm going out to study on my own."
"Well, just admit defeat and come back with a midnight snack."
"Okay, I'll get you two pounds of arsenic to eat."