Maybe there are very few people in this world who have traveled through time and still don’t know what happened.
At most, I just can’t believe it.
Gu Nansheng stood up while stroking his swollen head and looked around. He was in a forest.
The light that leaked through the lush branches and leaves was like a messy fishing net. The cool breeze blew the dark green bamboo flute, and the green pike-like bamboo leaves turned and the flowers fell into the light net.
If you add a cup of fragrant tea, paint a picture of a beautiful woman, and watch the painting board covered with graceful orioles, this scene can be regarded as the ultimate scene in the world.
It's a pity that Gu Nansheng is an out-and-out layman. He stared blankly at the red sun in the sky, which was much bigger than before. He rubbed his eyes and pinched himself to make sure that this was not the world he was familiar with.
He realized that he was not dreaming, and thought of the abnormal light he had been sitting in front of the computer before. Finally, he roared, threw himself to the ground, ignored the moldy smell of fallen leaves, and began to kiss the ground under his feet.
He was so excited.
It jumped up and down and kept making obscene screams.
Maybe successful people can't understand the mood of a little person like Gu Nansheng at this time. A frustrated young man, living at the bottom of society, suffering from pressure. He had long been tired of the world he lived in, so after time travel, not only was he not depressed
, but it ignited the hope of life.
These days, whether you graduate from a key university, a second-rate university, a vocational high school or even an elementary school, you face similar employment pressures.
When he just graduated, Gu Nansheng thought society was too simple. He ran to Shenzhen alone, wondering why after three or four years, he still didn't earn 1.8 million and return home in glory.
It doesn't matter whether the salary is high or low. What I care about is the future of this job. Gu Nansheng said this to the personnel of the company he was applying for. Of course, he didn't use the word "brother".
Renshi always has a friendly smile on his face, but his eyes are covered by brown lenses. "Young people should be energetic. Go back and wait for news. We will notify you as soon as possible."
Then, there was no news. Later, Gu Nansheng understood that at that time, he was too ambitious, and the sophisticated personnel could see his impetuousness at a glance. The company wanted people who were willing to work hard, not people like him.
Sky-high "talent".
Half a year after graduation, Gu Nansheng's girlfriend broke up with him, and she couldn't afford to wait.
So Gu Nansheng became a true urban drifter. In two years, he traveled all over the country and changed seven or eight jobs. He was too lazy to get bedding. He changed it to a new one every time he went and couldn't afford it, so he had to make do with it.
one time.
The bare bed was covered with newspapers, covered with jeans, and pillowed with toilet paper.
To describe Gu Nansheng's adaptability in one sentence, that is, he has become a Buddha.
Now Gu Nansheng is running business in a company. He usually wears suits and leather shoes, and with his human-like appearance, he looks like a real person, but in fact, Gu Nansheng's salary is not more than that of migrant workers, and his expenses are higher than others.
Many times, Gu Nansheng fantasizes about whether his two coins can mate, so that he can have many more coins.
Over the years, Gu Nansheng has experienced all the suffering in the world and is well aware of the pressure of life. He occasionally spends his spare money on indulgences.
He is no longer the innocent and pure boy he was when he first fell in love. In Gu Nansheng's words, when a man has money, he should become bad, because if a man has no money, a woman will change her heart.
Why should I make money for you to spend? Damn it, who were you in the arms of a rich man when I was sleeping on toilet paper?
Gu Nansheng hates beauties, especially beauties who like money. He has a typical mentality of sour grapes. When I get rich one day, I will wear rags to go to car shows. When a car model despises me, let me
When I went away, I bought all the cars in the market, asked the manager to fire the car model who looked down on others, and made her desperate to come to me. Damn it!….
What? How can I drive so many cars? Just buy a trailer to tow them.
Gu Nansheng also has a very serious hatred of rich people, especially those corrupt officials. However, if he can also sit in that position, it is hard to say whether he will be able to have peace of mind.
Originally, he had been looking forward to the end of the world in 2012, but when the time came, he didn't even have a fart.
Although Gu Nansheng's life was very unsatisfactory, his IQ was not low and he was especially talented at playing games. No one knew that this down-and-out guy once led his team to win the ACG (Asian Electronic Sports Competition) Dota championship when he was in college.
When Gu Nansheng used to play professional Dota games, he had a nickname, Gu Quantu, to describe his MH-like consciousness. However, in fact, Gu Nansheng's countless avoidance of other people's ganks was not based on consciousness, but on premonitions.
This is the so-called sixth sense.
Innate sense of danger.
Dota cannot be a career. Even the WCG (World Electronic Sports Competition) prize money is only 20,000 to 30,000, which is enough to cover air tickets. Most foreign Dota players rely on social welfare to live. Even the masters do not earn much. In China,
It was even more miserable, so after a short period of glory, Gu Nansheng's team disbanded.
The brothers went their separate ways and only occasionally got together online to bully others. Gu Nansheng felt extremely sad every time.
Now he is no longer doing it for a.
This morning, Gu Nansheng, who had a stubble on his face, sat in front of the computer, rubbed his eyes, kicked off his slippers, and used his toe bucket to open the classic car computer that had been with him for five years. The sound of the hard drive was like a car engine, and the fan was as loud as a car engine.
Than a helicopter.
With one hand, he opened the socks next to the mouse and hummed a ditty he wrote and sang, "Every morning, I want to look up, and my blue underwear is shining..."
Then, he registered a trumpet account to go to the VS platform and played Dota with a group of first-level digital IDs. His teammates did not disappoint him. They chose Musket, Troll, and Phantom Assassin in sequence. Finally, one of them chose a serious hero - the Captain.
I also bought a giant strength belt when I went out. (Strength +6)
When asked, the answer was: "Isn't the captain a hero of strength?"
Gu Nansheng said nothing and just treated the other four around him as simple computers.
Gu Nansheng chose the Holy Knight, the old man riding a wolf. The opponent was too weak. Gu Nansheng couldn't kill him even if he didn't want to. He released the Necronomicon first, and the little blue man was blocked. With a group of babies, he was netted, fainted and...
Draw blue, kill whoever you see, 45 minutes of Necronomicon, Red Staff, Macon, Sheep Knife, Flying Shoes. I also bought a bunch of real eyes and inserted three words on the opposite high ground - Legend Brother.
Just as he was about to cast his Ice Eye, Gu Nansheng clicked on the NPC selling the Ultimate Sphere, but was surprised to find that the original Ultimate Sphere had turned purple. When he moved the mouse over, the displayed name actually changed to Purple Ultimate - Dream.
territory.
Wearing it will enter a permanent dream state. Dreams are reality, and reality is also a dream in the eyes of the dreamer.
Good guy, what kind of new plug-in is this? The author is still studying philosophy. Gu Nansheng clicked it casually, and the purple ultimate ball appeared in his inventory. Then he was surprised to find his Necronomicon, Red Staff, Macon,
The sheep knife and flying shoes were sucked into the purple ultimate ball, and a new item was synthesized with a flash of golden light.
It still looks like extreme purple, but the color is much more solidified.
Then, the skills of the heroic paladin used by Gu Nansheng also disappeared one by one, first atonement, then divine persuasion, loyalty test, and hand of God.
No skills are allowed to be used, this plug-in is too awesome.
Gu Nansheng was thinking, and then his head hurt. The purple limit actually flew out of the screen and printed directly on the center of Gu Nansheng's eyebrows. Then the NPC beauty's avatar suddenly expanded into a ferocious grimace. A hoarse voice sounded...
"Welcome to our world!"
Just like that, Gu Nansheng traveled through time.
I felt incredible and was afraid that this was a dream.
Is this the world of Warcraft Dota?
Just as Gu Nansheng was thinking about it, the hoarse voice sounded again. The hero was level 1 and obtained the skill Holy Persuasion - gaining permanent control of an enemy unit.
Holy persuasion, the skill of the Paladin, is indeed the case!
Gu Nansheng digested this information in a daze, and soon his face was filled with joy.
Running into the depths of the forest, he was already imagining the scene where he summoned a bunch of babies to gallop across the continent. There was no doubt that he would become a legend in the future.
After running all the way, I finally encountered the first wild monster when it got dark. A puppy about half a meter tall was squatting in the bushes, half of its head exposed, and its small eyes were moving around, looking at it warily.
Looking around, it looked like he was hiding in the grass and defecating.
Gu Nansheng recognized this wild monster. It was a level one kobold. The kobold is the weakest wild monster in Dota. It has 240 blood points, a normal attack of 10-11, and 0 armor points. A single range magic can kill a group of them.
Although Gu Nansheng has killed countless kobolds while playing Dota, he has never taken a closer look at this monster. The main reason is that it is too small, and it is clustered together. Every time it feels like a yellow-orange mass, there is only one.
The area magic was thrown away, and then the five sheep shit beans chirped, and it was over.
This time Gu Nansheng observed the kobold up close and couldn't help but frown. This guy was too modest, with red eyes, a pig nose, and a row of shit-yellow buck teeth exposed outside his mouth.
Gu Nansheng felt panicked when he thought about giving it to this guy for the first time. He had to summon at least a level 5 grass mud horse or a pat bear.
You're lucky, I'm anxious to test my skills today and see what I can do!
There was no response. The kobold was still squatting there, and the hoarse voice sounded again, "The level of the wild monster is too high and cannot be persuaded."
What?
(The beginning of the novel is a bit cliché, because there are too many settings to be explained before the plot unfolds. Xiao Xue assures everyone that this novel will definitely not be a straight-forward story. After more than ten chapters, the plot will have great ups and downs, so please feel free to collect it.)
Added Dota tips at the end of the chapter, Dota players can read it, veterans don’t need to read it, so as not to laugh at me.
1. The small VT double company, if you lift the person up and release the VT before the TT falls, it can cause two V damage, plus a normal attack in the air and the bonus of the ultimate move, the damage is very high
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This is a bug that has existed in Dota since the creation of Tiny, and it is also the charm of Tiny. Therefore, the level 16 jumping knife Tiny is a hero with eight to nine hundred health points in an instant.
