"Haha! It feels so good now. I don't have to get up early every day to train, I don't have to fight with my brothers every day, and my dad even pays me to pick up girls. Tsk tsk! This is the difference."
Zhou Xiaoxu came to the bank with a happy mood. He took the bank card his father gave him to see how much money was in the card. He took out the bank card and inserted it into the ATM. He entered the password, checked, and looked at the money inside.
Numbers. Zhou Xiaoxu raised his middle finger to God. Damn! It’s only twenty-eight thousand yuan. He’s also a chairman after all, but he gave his son so much money to pick up girls. How embarrassing, how embarrassing!
Zhou Xiaoxu's father arranged a baby marriage for him when he was a child. He said it was the daughter of his best friend, named Ouyang Yu. They seemed to have only met once since childhood. Zhou Xiaoxu seemed to be only seven or eight years old at that time. One day a man
He came to their home as a guest and brought a little girl with him. Zhou Zhengtian pointed to the chubby little girl and smiled at Zhou Xiaoxu and said that this was his future wife.
At that time, Zhou Xiaoxu didn't know anything, let alone his fiancée. Even if he was given a woman, he didn't know what to do. He could only vaguely remember that the little girl named Ouyang Yu was chubby and didn't like to talk.
, Zhou Xiaoxu couldn't talk to his little fiancée at that time. He just looked at her a few more times out of curiosity. Now he has forgotten what she looked like.
The old man at home said that his fiancée, whom he had never met before, came to the city of sh to go to college. He asked Zhou Xiaoxu to treat the girl to dinner and establish a relationship. Isn't this nonsense? How can there be such a thing as a baby kiss these days?
It’s still the kind of girl I haven’t seen since childhood. If she’s pretty, that’s fine. But if she looks like that “Sister Feng” on the Internet, how will I be able to live a happy sex life in the future? Do you want me to go out to hunt for beauty? Alas! I hope she grows up.
It's not that unsightly.
Zhou Xiaoxu withdrew 10,000 yuan and pulled out his bank card. He put the money in his hand and clicked it again and again, and then he walked out of the bank door after proving that the ATM machine was not "cheating".
Zhou Xiaoxu, male, 1.80 meters tall. He loved practicing martial arts since he was a child. When he was eight years old, his father Zhou Zhengtian sent him to the Shaolin Temple to practice martial arts. After studying for twelve years, he really couldn't stand the boring life. Then he immediately
On the occasion of his twentieth birthday, he returned to the city of sh. Just a few days after returning, his father forced him to see his unmarried daughter-in-law. He said that she had grown up and it was time for a formal relationship.
In fact, Zhou Xiaoxu had a thousand reluctances in his heart, but he really couldn't force his father. After all, he had to rely on his father for his future life. He couldn't lose his monthly pocket money because of this incident.
Then he reluctantly agreed to come out and meet. Alas! It seems that he has to be self-reliant, and he can't ask his father for money. Moreover, he has to obey his wishes every day for the sake of living expenses. Could this be the legendary doll?
Are you allowed to be controlled by my old man?
Didi; Didi; squeak; squeak; Oops! I wipe;;;; Zhou Xiaoxu was too absorbed in thinking about this matter. When he was crossing the road, he didn't see the situation on both sides clearly. This is not straightforward.
He was kissed by a car. After all, he came from the Shaolin Temple. Although the situation was urgent, Zhou Xiaoxu still reacted quickly to avoid the car accident. Zhou Xiaoxu looked at the car that suddenly braked and stopped in front of him. He felt a little angry. Mom
Yes, it was a bad day when I went out. I almost got hit by a car. It seems like I have bad luck today.
At this time, a woman got out of the car. She was wearing a pink dress, which covered her curvy figure. Her long, smooth black hair was draped casually on her shoulders. She wore a mask that covered most of her face.
The sunglasses on her face made it difficult to see her appearance. She was wearing high heels that were estimated to be about seven or eight centimeters high. She was originally about 1.7 meters tall. But when she put on such high heels, she looked almost as tall as Zhou Xiaoxu.
"Beauty, why are you driving? You are wearing high heels while driving. Be careful, I will report it to the police." Zhou Xiaoxu looked at this fair-skinned beauty, and his anger became a little less. It is said that this beauty can adjust a man's inner emotions.
It looks really good.
"I'm sorry, right? You're fine. I didn't mean it."
Zhou Xiaoxu listened to this beautiful woman's voice and looked at her face unconsciously. Her voice was crisp, sweet, and very nice. It made people want to take off her sunglasses to see what was hidden inside.
What does it look like?
"I know you didn't do it on purpose, but on purpose. I mean, beauty, could you be more careful when driving in the future?" As he spoke, Zhou Xiaoxu glanced at the dazzling red car. It didn't matter. Zhou Xiaoxu was stunned.mini
! And there is another beautiful woman in charge. She is either a mistress or a rich and beautiful woman. She is said to be a mistress, but it doesn't look like it. Which mistress is not awesome and coaxing? And she talks to me in this tone.
"Then, then, I'll take you to the hospital for a checkup, okay?" the beauty looked at Zhou Xiaoxu and said.
Looking at this beautiful woman with a bodhisattva heart, Zhou Xiaoxu originally wanted to reject her. But thinking of her face behind her sunglasses, Zhou Xiaoxu agreed for the first time.
The beauty opened the car door and Zhou Xiaoxu got in. Looking at the car decorated with cartoons, there was also a faint fragrance of jasmine inside. Zhou Xiaoxu adjusted the chair to make himself more comfortable. The beauty also got in the car.
He sat in the driver's seat and started the car. He drove out.
Zhou Xiaoxu sat there, staring at the beautiful woman's face, as if this was a free thing, so he had to look hard. As he looked at it, he wanted to take off the sunglasses that blocked his sight so that he could see carefully.
What kind of face is hidden behind the sunglasses?
Zhou Xiaoxu was thinking about how to take off his sunglasses, while the beauty was driving the car intently. The two of them were silent to each other. Neither spoke. It was as if they were strangers. Yes, they were strangers in the first place. If
Without this accident, none of them knew each other.
Suddenly, Zhou Xiaoxu didn't know what kind of demon he was possessed by. He just stretched out his hand, and then pulled it again. There was a pair of sunglasses in his hand. When he saw the sunglasses in his hand, Zhou Xiaoxu smiled mischievously and said, "Let you block it."
My sight should have been removed long ago."
Ah;;;;What are you doing?
Zhou Xiaoxu looked at the beauty whose sunglasses had been taken off, and his heart skipped a beat. He seemed not to have heard her angry screams. Instead, when he saw the beauty's face, he couldn't help but exclaimed: "Oh my god! This is not the legend of our Shaolin Temple."
"What fantasy queen?" "What fantasy queen?" The beauty turned around with an angry face and asked Zhou Xiaoxu in doubt.
God is giving me too much face. God directly dropped the fantasy goddess in the hearts of the Shaolin Temple monks to me. By the way, this Shaolin Temple fantasy queen is Du Yi, a famous star in China. She has an angelic face,
Her devilish figure made the monks who were struggling to find women in the Shaolin Temple take her pictures and use their hands to satisfy their physical needs.
Hey! Labor and capital are blessed. I used to see the duster in the pictorial. Now I should experience the feeling of the duster. But come to think of it, Zhou Xiaoxu doesn’t have the guts to do such a beast in front of the goddess in the hearts of men all over the country.
Something worse will happen.
If you do it, how much retribution will you suffer in the future? Marry a wife like "Sister Feng" and stay in bed for the rest of your life. Oh my god! You might as well kill me.
"Haha! Um, isn't this the legendary beauty star Du Yi? It must be your first time to hit someone today? Oh! If that's the case, wouldn't I have ruined your first time? No!
"As he spoke, Zhou Xiaoxu looked like he was responsible for Du Yi. Looking at him, he wanted to go up and slap him twice. This is too shameless.
You;;;you gangster;;;;looking at Du Yi's angry, shy and speechless expression. Zhou Xiaoxu smiled evilly. Suddenly something occurred to him. Zhou Xiaoxu said to Du Yi
Said: "Damn! I'm just here to watch you. Why did you forget what my old man told me? Stop the car, I want to get out."
Now Du Yi wished Zhou Xiaoxu could get out of her car as soon as possible. She parked the car directly on the side of the road and signaled Zhou Xiaoxu to get out of the car with her eyes.
Looking at this big star with a changeable face, Zhou Xiaoxu opened the car door and walked out. As he closed the car door, Zhou Xiaoxu said to Du Yi lustfully: "Hey! Du Yi, beautiful star, don't you want to know who the Fantasy Queen is?
What do you mean? Let me tell you. When I was studying martial arts in the Shaolin Temple, because the martial arts students there were all young and energetic young people like me, they all lacked women. I had to find a way to solve the problem. I thought and thought! Finally let us
I figured it out. That is to hold your pictorial, look at you and put your hands in your crotch. Have sex there, have sex."
After saying this, Zhou Xiaoxu laughed loudly and closed the car door with a bang. Du Yi was left thinking in the car with a confused look on his face.
"Hey, hey. Looking at your own pictorial?"
Even if Du Yi didn't understand, after a brief thought, she understood what Zhou Xiaoxu meant. Her face instantly turned red with embarrassment, and her eyes looked like she wanted to kill Zhou Xiaoxu.
"Ah; ah;;; I'm so angry. Don't let me see you like a gangster in the future." As he spoke, he slapped the steering wheel vigorously, as if the steering wheel was Zhou Xiaoxu.
Zhou Xiaoxu, who was walking on the road, looked at the time and saw that it was already eleven o'clock. There was still half an hour before the eleven-thirty the old man at home said. Then he hailed a taxi and drove to the Vienna Western Restaurant.