I heard that after Ouyang Yu returned home, Ouyang Yu's relatives all came to Ouyang Yu's house to visit. Seeing so many relatives from Ouyang Yu's family, Zhou Xiaoxu was a little panicked. Why? The crowd came in to say hello to Zhou Xiaoxu, but
He didn't know what to call him at all. Can he not panic? Ouyang Yu looked at Zhou Xiaoxu's appearance and quickly introduced him.
"Xiaoxu, this is uncle, this is uncle;;;;;"
Zhou Xiaoxu listened to Ouyang Yu's introduction one by one, and also called him hello. He just called his uncle, but it was a bit awkward to call him uncle. After all, he was calling Ouyang Yu like this before he was married. It was always a bit embarrassing. But these elders
I didn’t think so. They all looked at Zhou Xiaoxu with a smile and nodded. Zhou Xiaoxu could only return the favor with a smile.
"Cousin, who is this uncle? Why haven't I seen him before?"
A childish voice suddenly appeared in everyone's ears. But the "uncle" sounded so awkward. Ouyang Yu looked at Zhou Xiaoxu, then looked at herself again, and found that they were all about the same age. Why did Xiaoxue do this?
What are you shouting like?
"Ha ha ha ha;;"
Jokes are often made in preparation. Xiaoxue's childlike address made everyone present laugh after thinking about it. Only Xiaoxue stood there blankly, looking at everyone with a confused look in his eyes.
.I don’t know what they are laughing at.
"Xiaoxue, don't call me uncle, call me brother." At this time, Ouyang Yu's uncle said with a smile.
"But...but...but when we were outside, Dad, you said that when you see anyone much older than me, you call me uncle or auntie. Why do you call this uncle brother?" Xiaoxue said, somewhat confused.
Ouyang Yu came to Xiaoxue, squatted down and looked at the six or seven-year-old little girl, then touched Xiaoxue's head and said: "Xiaoxue, this is my cousin's boyfriend. If you call him uncle, what will happen to me?"
?”
"She's still my cousin," Xiaoxue said quickly.
"Haha;;;Haha;;Haha;;;"
The laughter came again. I have to say that the current school education is really good, and today's primary school students are really good at answering questions. It can be seen that when Xiaoxue was in school, when the teacher asked a question, she would definitely answer it. No matter what
right or wrong.
At this time, everyone was laughing. Only Zhou Xiaoxu and Ouyang Yu had black lines on their faces. What the hell are these? They were typically watching their jokes. Zhou Xiaoxu drooped his head and didn’t know what to say.
What? Let’s see what Ouyang Yu is thinking.
"Xiaoxue, call him brother from now on and be obedient." Ouyang Yu thought it was better to simply say it, otherwise Xiaoxue would have gone somewhere else.
Seeing Xiaoxue nodding her head in understanding, everyone stopped whispering. Zhou Xiaoxu felt that these elders were so unscrupulous, and they all looked like they were laughing.
Perhaps it was a custom in Ouyang Yu's hometown. Ouyang Yu's relatives came to the house and sat on the mahjong table without doing anything. After all, the space was limited. The rest of the people gathered around the mahjong table and watched them.
Playing mahjong. Zhou Xiaoxu felt bored, so he and Ouyang Yu walked to the sofa and sat down to watch TV. Xiaoxue also came over, but she did not call Zhou Xiaoxu brother, but walked directly to Ouyang Yu, and then lay down
On Ouyang Yu's lap.
Zhou Xiaoxu thought Xiaoxue was funny, so he couldn't help but put her on his lap and let Xiaoxue sit on it. Zhou Xiaoxu tried hard to make the playful smile on his face become a little more friendly.
"Xiaoxue, are there any little boys in school who say you are beautiful?"
Xiaoxue turned her head and glanced at Zhou Xiaoxu, then said with a look of disdain on her face: "My father said that as long as a little boy asks me a question, he is acting like a hooligan. My father told me to stay away."
Listening to Xiaoxue's answer, Zhou Xiaoxu was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Ouyang Yu. Ouyang Yu was also a little surprised. They didn't believe that Xiaoxue's father would teach Xiaoxue these things. Xiaoxue must have learned it somewhere.
Ouyang Yu asked Xiaoxue: "Xiaoxue, is this really what your father taught you?"
Xiaoxue nodded, then got off Zhou Xiaoxu's lap, and then ignored them and walked outside; "Yu'er, is Xiaoxue a little too mature?"
Ouyang Yu smiled, then looked at Xiaoxue's figure, and then said: "Actually, Xiaoxue has been weird since she was a child. Sometimes she would suddenly say something that makes people confused."
"Indeed, that uncle shouted."
Seeing that Zhou Xiaoxu was still thinking about that uncle, Ouyang Yu moved her butt towards him, and then said softly: "Xiaoxu, even if Xiaoxue calls you uncle, I will be your woman for the rest of my life."
Zhou Xiaoxu said with a bad smile on his face: "Isn't that confusing the seniority? You are Xiaoxue's cousin, and I am Xiaoxue's uncle."
Ouyang Yujiao glanced at Zhou Xiaoxu. While Zhou Xiaoxu was still recalling Ouyang Yu's look, he suddenly felt pain in his waist. The pain was getting stronger and stronger. He wanted to scream but was afraid of others.
After all, there were too many people in Ouyang Yu's house. Zhou Xiaoxu had no choice but to hold it in. His face turned red and he allowed Ouyang Yu's little hands to do whatever he wanted on his waist.
"Comfortable?"
Zhou Xiaoxu shook his head, and when he was halfway shaking his head, he realized that the smile on Ouyang Yu's face was wrong, and nodded hurriedly. It was just that Zhou Xiaoxu underestimated Ouyang Yu. When Ouyang Yu looked at Zhou Xiaoxu and nodded, he put his hand on his waist.
Zhou Xiaoxu finally couldn't bear it anymore, and said with warm anger on his face: "Yu'er, if you were like this, I would really scream. Let your relatives look at you Ouyang Yu
How did you bully me?"
Ouyang Yu pretended to be pitiful and looked at Zhou Xiaoxu helplessly, but the strength in his hand did not weaken because of Zhou Xiaoxu's threat, but became stronger.
"Scream, I don't believe you, Zhou Xiaoxu, really dare to scream. If my relatives know that you are a henpecked man, hehe, they will definitely be happy."
"@#￥%"
Zhou Xiaoxu was speechless. He had never found Ouyang Yu to be so naughty before. It seems that women will find their problems as long as they are in contact for a long time. In the past, Ouyang Yu always looked gentle, but now? There are all kinds of little tricks.
, and it’s still so ruthless. What’s that sentence called? “Only villains and women are difficult to raise.” It’s really good.