The weather is clear, the sky is full of stars, thin clouds cover the sky like a veil, many stars are looming behind this layer of veil, the breeze blows, the grass shakes its head, Brother Zha also shakes his head, looking at the stars on the top of the mountain, my mood Very pleasant.
Closing his eyes, Brother Zha came to the dream space and saw the old man playing the piano affectionately on the stage. The beautiful melody intoxicated the audience.
"Old man, no wonder I have tinnitus all day long. It turns out you are playing the piano in my head." Brother Zha jumped on the stage, sat in front of the piano, and played "Dark Clouds" quickly. He turned around and saw the old man banging hard. He couldn't help but be surprised: "Didn't you say that you are already immune to this song?"
"You're immune, you just did it on purpose," the old man's forehead seemed to have grown horns, with two big bumps bulging high.
"Old man, you have become an old dragon," Brother Zha slapped the old man's forehead hard and ran away.
"Damn it, Long Chenfei, don't run away," the old man cursed, and then a bolt of lightning flashed, and Brother Zha turned into an African and returned to the stage.
"He even ran," the old man said with a very sinister smile.
"Run, run!" Long Chenfei wondered: "Why can you let me receive an electric shock but I can't let you receive an electric shock?"
The old man gave Long Chenfei a hard pimple: "Why do you have so many questions? I ask you, how are you practicing your marksmanship? You are about to enter the world. How can I feel relieved when you look so lazy? Down,"
"Bah, you didn't teach me anything. I practiced it myself. I still have the nerve to say, old guy, I just raped you." There was a loud noise, and Brother Zha was wiped out in ashes.
"You performed well today. You are so insidious and have a knack for sowing discord," the old man praised Long Chenfei with a thumbs up.
Brother Zha said very humbly: "You have told me, this is the same as when I was a child and provoked the wolfdog to have trouble with Awen,"
The old man was sweating profusely. He seemed to have seen the unlucky guy named Awen being chased by a wolf dog, but suddenly he heard Long Chenfei say: "At that time, Awen chased the wolf dog for three streets." The old man almost fell down, but fortunately he Die, otherwise he would have died of cerebral hemorrhage long ago if he were still alive with this kid.
"Xiao Fei, I will teach you how to throw a knife today," the old man suddenly took out a torn book and said.
"Throwing knives, please, what age are we in? Now is the age of guns, okay? How about learning to throw knives? Really, and..." In Brother Zha's mind, throwing knives is just like playing darts, what's so big about it? .
The old man saw the disdain on Long Chenfei's face and knew what he was thinking, so he added: "What if this flying knife is not a real knife, but anything that can be held in your hand,"
"What flying knives? Let's start quickly," Brother Zha shamelessly pulled the book in the old man's hand, but he couldn't snatch it away.
"Want to learn?" the old man gave Long Chenfei a wicked smile.
Brother Zha nodded desperately and said: "Of course, of course," such a masterful skill, of course I must learn it if I have the opportunity.
"I won't teach you," the old man raised his chin, then sat on the chair, stretched out his right leg, and then pointed at his thigh: "My legs have been so sore recently."
Brother Zha hurriedly knelt down and beat his legs. The old man who had finally served him was happy, and the old man transformed into an empty grassland.
Brother Zha followed the old man on the grass and asked, "Let's get started."
"You memorize the contents of this book first," the old man said, throwing the broken book to Long Chenfei.
Brother Zha studied it for a long time and then opened the book cover. There was a nude photo on the first page. Brother Zha immediately put it in his pocket and took a peek at it next time he came to the dream space.
"Oh my god, these are all traditional Chinese characters, and I can't understand them." Brother Zha looked at these characters that he recognized but didn't recognize, and immediately threw the book away.