The 28 girder collided with the car and bent the front wheel due to the speed. It could no longer be ridden. The "most noble car in Jiangzhou" in Brother Zha's heart turned into a pile of scrap metal. Brother Zha and Awen When I said goodbye, I threw it on the road. The big beam bike was broken. Brother Zha didn't feel bad. The only regret is that this kind of bicycle has been discontinued for many years and is extremely rare on the market. I want to find another bicycle without it in the prosperous Jiangzhou. It's different from finding a needle in a haystack. He's used to riding a big beam. Brother Zha is not willing to change to other means of transportation. But as a big brother, you always have to pay attention to your face when you go out. You can't do it without a car.
In fact, Brother Zha would still have some face if he didn't ride on the 28-meter beam. But if he rode on the 28-meter beam, he would only be embarrassed. Of course he knows that compared with those high-ranking officials and dignitaries who frequently spend millions on luxury cars, and the gangster brother, he can only make people look at him with disdain and contempt. But Brother Zha is a very boring person. He always does shocking and unbelievable things. Otherwise, he would not be able to ride a shabby car to a wealthy banquet. Among countless luxury cars, It's a matter of locking up his 28 beams.
Damn it. The car is gone. Damn Liu Mang. You have to park the car there. When I catch you, I will let you accompany me in a brand new 28-gauge beam. Brother Zha thought viciously. Forget it. The last time You have already made you a eunuch in your next life. I will let you go. Go to the second-hand market and have a look. Maybe you can find a 28-gauge car.
Jiangzhou City Secondhand Market was built five years ago. It is located on the outskirts of the city east of Thirteenth Street. It covers an area of tens of thousands of square meters. Except for aircraft, cannons, tanks, machine guns, white powder, poisonous snakes, beasts, and humans, there is almost everything here.
Buying a second-hand car. Brother Zha looked at a sports car and dug through his pockets. He only had thirty yuan in cash. Although he had a card with him, there was only one thousand yuan in it. It was not embarrassing enough to ask for the price.
Motorcycles. That kind of thing consumes too much fuel. What I value is low-carbon life and contribution to environmental protection.
Bicycles. Brother Zha walked around the second-hand bicycle area twice. He used his powers to search hard to see if there was a car he had in mind. Unfortunately, the bicycles here were either mountain bikes or high-end variable-speed bicycles and modern bicycles. Even if there are old bicycles, most of them are models from five or six years ago. There are no 28-inch beams that were popular in the 1980s.
It seems that that thing has indeed been eliminated. Hey, what the hell. I should also try the feeling of a motor vehicle. Brother Zha thought to himself as he touched a dilapidated electric vehicle.
Electric vehicles are also motor vehicles, so to speak. They are driven by machines anyway, eliminating the use of legs. Brother Zha looked at this electric vehicle with only a frame, battery and lights left. He was very satisfied.
The owner of the second-hand car had already noticed Brother Zha with his eyes. He knew that Brother Zha had taken a fancy to this electric car. Then he came over with a smile: "Sir, you have taken a fancy to this car. You are really discerning. ."
Brother Zha mistakenly thought that his boss was looking down on him. He was about to get angry. The second-hand car owner said again: "This car has a lot of history. The President of the United States is its first owner. He rides it to and from work every day. The Prime Minister of the island country is beautiful. He paid a lot of money to buy it. He wiped it a hundred times every day. When walking on the road, if there was mud and water on the road, he had to carry it. It was later stolen by the island country's number one thief, "Qiye Yilang", transported it to Jiangzhou and sold it. In my hand."
Brother Zha spat fiercely. I have seen profiteers bragging. I have never seen braggarts so outrageous. His eyes were squinting at 45 degrees. The corners of his mouth were raised. He was muttering in his heart. What the hell.
"Do you know the origin of my clothes?" Brother Zha rode an electric car to try it out. Then he looked at the second-hand car owner and asked.
The second-hand car owner looked at Brother Zha up and down. He saw that Brother Zha was wearing an unbuttoned plaid shirt on his upper body, a pair of shorts with raw edges on the bottom, and a pair of black sneakers on his feet. Oh, no, they should be white sneakers. It's just the upper part. There was too much mud and a hole was opened. A very big female toe was exposed.
I'm so poor. He must be a beggar. Maybe he's a lunatic. He's so poor that he still wants to buy a car. I didn't look at his appearance just now. I wasted so much time.
"Oh, you should tell me about it." The second-hand car owner smiled. He thought that if you didn't pick up these clothes, you would be too poor to buy new ones.
Brother Zha is a person who likes challenges when he meets a master. He immediately started his bragging skills: "My clothes were a birthday gift from my father to the President of the United States when he was studying with the President of the United States. This clothes are made by Designed in the spirit of America's hard-core dog-legged eagle and the country's top designers. It uses sky silk as the fabric. It is dyed and woven with pigments extracted from 10,000 meters of seabed sediment. It is warm in winter and cool in summer. It clears away heat and relieves heat. It dispels wind and evil. It prolongs life and is invulnerable. Back then, someone offered a high price of 100 billion yuan to buy it but was rejected. Because it is not only a treasure, but also embodies great friendship.
Later, when I was born, the President of the United States personally took a special plane and gave me this outfit. What a great feeling."
Brother Zha "lovingly" stroked his clothes, as if he were touching a woman's thigh. He admired, cherished, cherished and was proud. The light in his eyes flashed. He was as happy as a child possessing Transformers.
The second-hand car owner wiped a cold sweat. He boasted all day long without drafting and thought he had boasted all over the invincible world of Jiangzhou. Only today did he realize that there are people outside the world. There are mountains beyond the mountains. The world is so big. The boaster actually has such a respected person.
"You must treasure your clothes." The second-hand car owner patted Brother Zha on the shoulder and cursed a few times in his mind. Then he pointed to his electric car and said: "If you have money to buy it, I will sell it to you cheaply. "
"What the hell do you mean? Look down on me. Do you think I have no money?" Brother Zha kicked the electric scooter hard and stood up.
"Can you afford something like this?" the second-hand car owner looked at Long Chenfei with disdain and said.
Brother Zha smiled instead of getting angry: "If you can afford it or not, it all depends on how much you sell it for."
The second-hand car owner thought to himself that it would be great if this beggar could spare thirty yuan. He snorted and held out three fingers.
"What. Three hundred." Brother Zha clenched his money tightly in distress.
The second-hand car owner said proudly: "Haha. Thirty yuan. Can you get it? Three hundred more. Three hundred will scare you to death."
Brother Zha laughed loudly. He snatched the car key from the second-hand car owner's hand and threw out 30 yuan: "Thank you. Bye bye, stupid pig." Then he turned on the power to the maximum and flicked the rear of the car to remove the second-hand car. The car boss swept back and forth. Within a few seconds of his being stunned, Brother Zha had disappeared into the distance.
When I go to Pangpang Disco later, I must tell Awen that I have bought a new car. Brother Zha is getting more and more comfortable riding an electric bike. The evening breeze blows on his face, caressing his bangs. . Lifting his clothes, making him feel refreshed. Unfortunately, the rear tires were rubbed by something unknown, making a harsh friction sound. The faster the speed, the sharper the sound. Brother Zha has already driven as fast as possible. We are going all the way. Go away as if there is no one around. The harsh friction sound makes a heart attack patient take a life-saving pill urgently.
In a box on the second floor of Pangpang Disco. Awen was drinking with a few boys. His wife was also there. He was enjoying the flattery of the boys. Suddenly he heard a harsh noise. Awen frowned, got up and left. I went to the window and saw that the noise came from a speeding electric car. The driver turned out to be Brother Zha.
Damn. Brother Zha changed his car. Awen rushed downstairs in a hurry. Just then, Brother Zha took the newly bought big lock and carefully locked the car.
"Haha, Awen. How about this thing? I feel more handsome when I ride it." Brother Zha patted the seat, then bent down and pulled out an iron bar. It was rubbing against the wheel rim.
"Where is your 28th beam?" Awen asked.
Brother Zha rolled his eyes and said, "I saw an aunt who came from the country on her way, so I gave it to her."
"What about this electric car?" Awen asked again.
"That aunt gave me her electric car." Long Chenfei didn't pay attention to his poor language. Awen was dumbfounded. Damn it, you robbed someone else's things and you said it so shamelessly.
Long Chenfei stopped joking with Awen. His face became solemn and he said: "Immediately notify all leaders above the captain level to hold a meeting in the conference room on the second floor of Pangpang Disco."