A handsome boy wearing a casual suit, casual sneakers, slanted bangs, and a sterling silver earring on his right ear walked towards him. He walked steadily and smiled. No one would suspect that he was someone. He was a well-educated rich boy, but when he walked up to Brother Zha, he first showed a look of surprise, and then he said a curse word: "Idiot," which was in sharp contrast to his good image just now. Many passers-by who just saw him Immediately I think of the adage "You can't judge a person by his appearance".
"Awen, you are about to become a college student. You should keep your mouth clean. We will all be civilized people from now on," Brother Zha rolled his eyes at Awen and said in his heart, "Idiot, I have become handsome. You don't recognize him anymore." , "Why are you so surprised? Have I become more handsome?" Brother Zha gave Awen a proud look, but unfortunately Awen had a look of contempt instead.
"I just realized now that you are so ugly. Hey, I can't help it. It's not your fault that you are ugly. Don't take it to heart. We still have to face life, right?" Awen mocked with sarcasm, pitying the newly bought The casual suit has a dirty nose.
"Idiot," Brother Zha cursed, took a step forward, picked up the lapel of Awen's suit and wiped the snot from his nose. Awen's eyes widened and he looked at the stringy nose, feeling regretful, distressed and angry. But when he wanted to take revenge, he found that Brother Zha's clothes were more disgusting than his nose, so he had to give up.
"Brother Zha, where are you going?" Awen wiped his clothes clean and took a long time to breathe smoothly again.
Brother Zha secretly laughed in his heart, what will happen if he goes against me.
"We are going to buy clothes," Wang Yafei said.
"Oh," Awen made a long sound, and then smiled: "I am also going to buy clothes for Yueyue, let's go together," Brother Zha, just wait, a gentleman's revenge is never too late.
"By the way, Awen, I remember there is something else going on at the bar. Go and help me deal with it." Brother Zha was startled and hurriedly found an excuse to chase him away. Damn it, I finally had to change my clothes, but I can't let you give it to me. Touched dirty.
"Brother Zha, I've taken care of everything in the bar. Xiaoqiang is watching over there, it's okay," Awen said with a sinister face, thinking of touching him in the most crowded place.
Looking at Awen's eyes, Brother Zha couldn't help but get angry slowly. He didn't know how powerful I was if this kid didn't give him some words. However, just as he was about to speak, Wang Yafei spoke.
Wang Yafei knew Yueyue and had a crush on that cute girl. When she heard that Awen wanted to buy clothes for Yueyue, she immediately pretended to be an expert in buying clothes, puffed up her chest and said, "Then let's go together. , I am the best at buying clothes. I will choose a few pieces for Yueyue that are most suitable for her and ensure that she is satisfied."
Brother Zha felt a pain in his appendix, gritted his teeth, and immediately made full defense preparations.
Jiangzhou People's Shopping Mall is the largest department store supermarket in Jiangzhou. The third floor is home to almost all clothing chain stores.
I chose a light gray suit for Long Chenfei in a sports brand store, and bought two clothes and two pairs of shoes for Brother Zha in another sports brand store, and then threw Brother Zha’s old clothes into the trash can. Finally, Wang Yafei and Lan Yuxin looked at the dressed General Manager Long Chenfei with satisfied smiles.
Long Chenfei shook his thighs. If he hadn't considered that he was in a public place and his wife was there, he would have dug into his crotch.
"Brother Zha, I remembered something and came here," Awen suddenly said with a serious face.
"Go away," Brother Zha didn't even look at him.
"Look, the flying saucer," Awen suddenly pointed behind Brother Zha and shouted.
"Fly your sister," Brother Zha laughed and said, "Okay, don't think that I don't know what you want to do, just keep walking forward."
Shopping with women is a headache for many men, but Brother Zha doesn’t have a headache at all. Instead, he is very happy. He has special powers and can walk for any length of time without getting tired. In the end, Wang Yafei, Lan Yuxin and Awen were squatting on the ground. Even if he is beaten to death, he will not leave again.
"Hey, hey, it's you who just said you should walk around the entire mall, and it's you who can't walk now. It's true." Brother Zha held a lollipop in his mouth and squinted at the three men squatting on the ground at a 45-degree angle. people.
"You make it easy. You bought a lot of things for us to carry, and you were eating sweets and humming with your empty hands," Awen complained with a frown, holding a pile of clothes in each hand.
"Awen, the teacher taught us to endure hardship and stand hard work," Brother Zha said shamelessly. Brother Zha seemed to have forgotten what a face was.
"Okay, Brother Zha, be cruel," Awen broke his teeth and swallowed it, and had no choice but to endure it.
"I can't walk anymore, I'm so exhausted," Wang Yafei squatted on the ground and sat back to back with Lan Yuxin.
"Then let's rest for a while," Brother Zha had no choice but to sit on the ground. He looked around here and there, so bored.
Sitting on the ground in silence for a while, Awen said: "Brother Zha, do you still remember when you were a kid?"
Brother Zha stood in front of a large mirror, turned around, and secretly praised himself for being so handsome hundreds of times. Hearing Awen's words, he chuckled and said, "Then how could you forget? When you were a child, you were chased away by a dog..." Ah, haha, haha." Suddenly seeing Awen's cannibalistic look, Brother Zha immediately shouted, haha.
"Why was he chased by a dog? Tell him and let's laugh at him together," Wang Yafei became more energetic after hearing this and immediately grabbed Brother Zha's arm.
"Awen won't let me talk," Brother Zha said, pretending to be helpless.
"Awen, I have a classmate who is very beautiful. Let me introduce him to you." Wang Yafei immediately threw out the bait, and Awen's ears pricked up as expected.
"How beautiful is it," Awen asked, with a serious look on his face: "I will not be lured by any benefits, I always think that I am... well, you tell me, brother scumbag," I haven't pretended to compare to the end. I saw Wang Yafei take out a photo, and Awen immediately became a subdued Pokémon.
Brother Zha was feeling bored, but he immediately became excited. He laughed first and then said: "We were only seven or eight years old at that time. It was summer. I wanted to tease Awen, so I came up with a bad idea.
I stood in front of a cow and talked to the cow very seriously. The cow nodded and shook its head. When Awen saw it, he thought I could talk to the cow."
Lan Yuxin was surprised: "Why does Niu shake his head and nod his head sometimes?"
Long Chenfei glanced at Awen and said with a smile: "Idiot, it's because there are flies flying on the cow's head. Unfortunately, Awen was far away and I don't know the reason. He thought I could talk to the cow.
Then I talked to the bird again, and I also talked to the kitten. At first, Awen suspected that I was crazy. I told him that I could talk to animals, but he didn't believe me.
One day, I secretly buried ten dollars under a big tree, and then I ran to a far away place to talk to a little bird. Awen was there at the time, and he asked me what the little bird said. The little bird told me that there were ten dollars buried under a big tree. Awen didn't believe it, but when he saw that I actually dug out ten dollars, he thought that I could really talk to animals.
Awen asked me to tell him the secret. I said, I have a spell that can speak to all animals as long as it is recited once."
"What spell?" Wang Yafei approached Brother Zha and asked.
"Meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow," Brother Zha laughed out loud and burst into tears.
Awen was so angry that he said angrily: "It's a pity that I believed his lies. I turned around and went to the big wolf dog and said the spell. But I forgot that wolf dogs hate cats the most. As a result, I was chased by the wolf dog for three streets and almost killed me." Exhausted,"
"Hahahaha," the two girls burst into tears, "Long Chenfei, you are really full of evil."
"Anyone who messes with Brother Zha will be very ugly. Brother Zha is a demon king," Awen said.
Brother Zha hurriedly retorted: "Ahem, what are you talking about? I am the most upright, kind, honest, simple, hard-working... don't leave,"