"Brother Zha, Baili Youyou will be here soon. You said you have nothing, how can you explain it?" Awen was scurrying around anxiously, like an ant on a hot pot, while Brother Zha was leaning on the bedside. Smoking a cigarette and looking leisurely, this is in line with the old saying that the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuch is in a hurry.
"Why are you in a hurry? Take a rest and wait for me." Brother Zha blew out a smoke ring and said to Zhang Daniu on the bed opposite: "Daniu, you haven't finished telling me about catching fish yet. ,"
"Fuck, Brother Zha, you are still catching fish at this time," Awen shook Brother Zha's shoulders vigorously, but Brother Zha sprayed smoke towards Awen with a playful smile.
Zhang Daniu stared at Awen for a long time with "bull's eyes" and asked: "Brother Wen, I'm very surprised. It's not your business. Why are you so anxious? Isn't it that the emperor is not anxious and the eunuch is anxious?"
"Shut your mouth," Awen glared at Da Niu fiercely, and Da Niu curled his lips and said nothing.
Brother Zha was about to laugh at Awen when there was a knock on the door. Awen hurried to the door and opened it. Sure enough, Baili Youyou was standing outside the door.
"Ah, haha, classmate Youyou, the weather is so nice today, why do you have time to come to the boys' dormitory to visit," Awen said, holding the door handle with his left hand and the door frame with his right hand.
Baili Youyou felt strange and asked, "Does Long Xiaozha live here?"
Awen couldn't help being stunned when he heard it, and almost laughed out loud. He cursed in his heart, shameless Brother Zha, bragging and causing trouble outside every day, but he was smart enough to use a fake name to pay him back, Long Xiaozha, I think. A bunch of boogers.
"Oh, Long Xiaozha lives here, but he is not here. I heard that he went to help the widow in the village west of Jiangzhe University carry water," Awen answered very seriously.
Brother Zha was puffing away in bed when he suddenly heard Awen slandering him. He jumped up from the bed with a roar, raised his leg and kicked Awen away: "Fuck, you're the one who went to fetch water for the widow."
"Long Xiaozha," Baili Youyou immediately looked surprised when he saw Brother Zha, and took a few steps forward to hug Brother Zha, but Awen was still there. Baili Youyou was still shy after all, and walked up to Brother Zha. , resisting the urge to hug, crossed his hands in front of him, shyly lowered his head and twisted the corners of his clothes.
The moment Brother Zha saw Baili Youyou, he was stunned. If Baili Youyou's tomboyish dress last night made Brother Zha feel that she was very beautiful, now she was dressed carefully, applied light makeup skillfully, and put on a woolen hat. She surprised Brother Zha.
Who would have thought that such a beautiful girl could not grow long hair? The passionate Brother Zha felt pain in his heart, and took Baili Youyou's hand and brought her into the dormitory: "Yuyou, you came so early,"
"Have you found the medical book? Does it really contain the prescription to cure me?" Baili Youyou sat next to Brother Zha and asked gently.
Is this still the hot pepper that shot up to the sky last night? Brother Zha pinched Awen. When he saw Awen yelling, he was sure it was not a dream. Women are indeed animals that cannot guess and see clearly.
Awen sighed on the side and shook his head at Brother Zha. Let me see what you do.
Brother Zha laughed and suddenly reached under the mattress and pulled out a piece of white paper: "Yuyou, here you go, I do what I say and never lie."
With black and white words on the paper, Awen almost dropped his jaw: "Brother Zha, how is this possible? Where did you get the medical books? I only know that in addition to the tattered textbooks, you also had boxes full of unhealthy books and periodicals."
"Awen, sometimes he doesn't know how shallow people are, but it doesn't matter, such a person will be very happy." Brother Zha couldn't forget to seize the opportunity to hit Awen in order to avenge Awen's slander just now. .
"Bah," Awen spat harshly.
Baili Youyou stretched out her hands, and you could clearly see the tremor in her wrists. She had been hopeless for treatment for many years, but she didn't expect that a chance encounter actually gave her hope for treatment.
Nervously taking the prescription from Brother Zha, Baili Youyou trembled and stared at the reading. After a long illness, Baili Youyou already knew more than 90% of the types of medicinal materials. Suddenly, she found that the medicinal materials on the prescription were nothing special. Even the dosage was the same as the medicine she usually took. She quickly concluded that this was just an ordinary prescription.
Could this really be what Long Xiaozha copied from a certain book to fool me? Baili Youyou raised her head and looked at Brother Zha doubtfully, feeling suddenly very disappointed.
Seeing Baili Youyou's expression changing instantly, Brother Zha guessed what she was thinking, smiled slightly, took out a piece of white paper from his arms and said: "That prescription is for treating abdominal pain during your menstrual period. I see you That night I always squeezed my lower abdomen secretly, so I guessed that you most likely suffered from a common disease among women. Take this, this is the prescription that will make your hair grow."
Awen's eyes widened and he thought to himself, no wonder Brother Zha is good at picking up girls. Such delicate thoughts and keen insights are beyond my reach.
Zhang Daniu asked in surprise: "What is the common problem of women? Mother-in-law and mother-in-law are unreasonable and make trouble. Just like my mother, they always twist my father's ears and call him a waste."
Brother Zha and Awen raised their thumbs at the same time and praised: "That's right,"
Baili Youyou couldn't help blushing when she heard Brother Zha's words. She had been like a tomboy since she was a child, but suddenly one day she was kissed by someone. When she was emotional, she even took the initiative to kiss her. The moment she held hands, she seemed to have changed her previous mentality and quietly said to her. Long Chenfei fell in love. Although he still didn't understand what love was, he felt very happy when he saw Long Xiaozha.
This guy seemed to know everything, and he had the nerve to say it in public. Baili Youyou's instant charm stunned Brother Zha, made Awen stop shouting, and made Zhang Daniu suddenly feel that he seemed to be in need. Baili Youyou's If his family saw this state, they would probably think that Baili Youyou was possessed by the devil.
The second prescription contained almost all rare medicinal materials, which extinguished Baili Youyou's newly raised hopes once again.
"Long Xiaozha, thank you," Baili Youyou smiled reluctantly, then gently folded the prescription and put it in his pocket.
"What's wrong? You should be happy to have the prescription," Brother Zha asked in confusion as he saw Baili Youyou looking lonely.
"The medicinal materials here are all rare and rare. How can I collect them all?" Baili Youyou smiled bitterly, but her pain was clearly felt.
Brother Zha put his arm around Baili Youyou's shoulders and said, "Leave these medicinal materials to me. I promise to collect them all for you within a week."
"Don't be kidding. Where do you go to find these medicinal materials? Many of them grow on the top of mountains and cliffs." Baili Youyou shook his head and said, "It seems that I am destined not to have long hair in this life."
"As long as they exist, I can get them for you," Brother Zha promised, patting his chest. I can teleport. I can't go anywhere. It's just a few wild vegetables. If Brother Zha knew that any of the prescriptions would be worth tens of millions. I don’t know if I still think so.
"Stop bragging, I know how you feel, thank you," Baili Youyou's face became increasingly ugly, and she had already stood up, ready to leave.
"Believe me, I will definitely get it for you. Even if you don't have long hair, you are still the most beautiful girl," Brother Zha saw Baili Youyou walking to the door and immediately shouted: "Yuyou, believe me,"
"Long Xiaozha, thank you. I know how to do it. Haven't I survived these years?" Baili Youyou smiled sweetly, waved her hand and left.
Watching Baili Youyou disappear at the end of the corridor, Awen sighed and said, "Brother Zha, Baili Youyou is so pitiful,"
"Who says it's not the case? Which girl wants to stop growing her hair?" Brother Zha shook his head and said, "Awen, come with me to have a drink."
"What's wrong? You sometimes feel sad," Awen looked at Brother Zha and asked.
Brother Zha nodded and said: "I promised her. Although I didn't break my promise, it was almost like breaking my promise. Although I often lie and like to brag, this time I really feel guilty."
"Brother Zha, wait for me,"
After school on Wednesday morning, Brother Zha was walking on the road with his textbooks in his arms. Hey, what kind of fate is this? I thought that when I came to the university, I could happily scratch and touch Feifei, Yu Xin, and Xiao Ling'er. Who would have thought that I would be slapped three times? None of the girls ignored me.
Seeing other people having sex, Brother Zha felt very depressed. Even when he lit a cigarette, he couldn't blow out a smoke ring. His hair had not been taken care of for several days, his clothes were full of oil stains, and his beard was green. Like a decadent uncle in his thirties.
After finishing the cigarette, Brother Zha puffed it out hard, and the cigarette butt flew out. Damn it, what kind of life do I live like this?
"Who is so unqualified," a rather handsome boy shouted, patting his clothes.
"Wang Yu, what's wrong," the companion next to the boy asked.
This Wang Yu is the idol who is admired and pursued by countless girls in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. He was coming out of the teaching building just now. When he reached the intersection, a cigarette butt flew onto his brand new suit, burning a less obvious scar.
Although he didn't feel bad, he was very angry. He frowned and cursed: "Some incompetent person throws cigarette butts everywhere and has eyes that reach up to his butt."
Brother Zha had already walked a few steps when he heard the scolding and stopped. He turned around and saw that we were enemies on a narrow road. It was actually the Wang Yu that I hated so much.
Brother Zha walked up to Wang Yu, shaking his thighs, holding an unlit Sanjiang in his mouth, occasionally taking out a handful of his crotch, and asked with a scoundrel look on his face: "Who are you scolding?"
"It was you who threw the cigarette butts," Wang Yu asked, looking at this dirty and slovenly man. He had received a noble upbringing since childhood and was extremely disgusted with Brother Zha's behavior.
"Nonsense, it's not me. I'm here to ask you who you are calling, idiot," Brother Zha rolled his eyes at him and said.
This was the first time that Wang Yu had been humiliated in this way, and he immediately became angry: "It makes sense to throw the cigarette butt on me,"
Brother Zha chuckled, took out the lighter and lit Sanjiang, blew out a puff of smoke, then pinched the cigarette holder, stretched out his hand and pressed the burning cigarette butt against Wang Yu,