The smelly dirty water flowed down Awen's head, mixed with toenails, dead skin and other unknown filth all over Awen's body.
Although Awen is not very clean, he often does things like picking his nose and crotch with Brother Zha on weekdays. He has tried almost all disgusting things. But that is because he is disgusting others, not himself. At this moment, a basin of dirty foot-washing water was suddenly poured on his head. And at this extremely romantic moment when he was about to confess his love, it not only made Awen so disgusted that he tore his clothes crazily, but also gave him a deep shock.
In fact, most girls love to be clean. They change their shoes and socks frequently. Unlike boys, they wear the same pair of sneakers for hundreds of years. Taking off their shoes and socks after a lot of exercise can kill an elephant.
There is a joke like this. Four students A, B, C, and D in a university dormitory took off their shoes. There were no more mosquitoes in the dormitory. He was very proud to say that he saved the money to buy insecticide. B The classmate took off his shoes. Suddenly he saw a black air rushing straight to the ceiling. Suddenly twelve cockroaches fell to the ground. When he was dying, he wrote a suicide note with his own mucus, "If there is an afterlife, I will never come back to the boys' dormitory." C The classmate took off his shoes and laughed at classmates A and B at the same time: "You are really disgusting. It is not easy to wear shoes and socks that smell so bad. Look at mine. They don't smell at all." After saying that, he took off his shoes and revealed a pair of shoes. The socks were pure white. There was no stain on them. Two students, A and B, couldn't help but give a thumbs up to show how ashamed they were. But when student C proudly took off his socks, he was immediately scolded by students A and B: "I'm stupid." The mud on my feet is hundreds of years old." Only classmate D remained silent. He took off his socks and threw them away after turning off the lights and going to bed. When he got up the next day, he searched all over the dormitory floor but there was no trace of socks. He was about to curse whoever wore them. Wrong socks. Student A pointed to a hard object on the wall and asked: "D. Is that your sock?"
The source of the joke must have some basis in fact. It can be seen how much boys don't like to be clean on weekdays. I have formed a habit of being messy. I have become extremely sensitive to things like socks, shoes, and foot washing water. Even if this is The footbath water in the basin has no smell at all. If it falls on your body, it will make you crazy. It's like grabbing a steamed bun and catching feces.
While Awen was yelling and cursing, the noise around him stopped. Everyone watched in silence as Awen jumped up and down. The band stopped playing music. If it continued at this time, the employer would definitely not pay him and would be punished. Employers are scolding them. They still have some sense.
The Kongming Lantern in the distance has already floated. The banner hanging below reads a love poem written by Awen himself:
“It’s hard to sleep peacefully alone on a quiet night.
Raise a glass and drink alone to get drunk.
I miss you so much that the beautiful woman comes to dream.
When I wake up, I have nothing but broken thoughts.”
Brother Zha came back to his senses from being stunned. He looked at these four lines of love poems and immediately revised them for him. The last two lines were "Come downstairs from the dormitory to confess your love. In exchange for a basin of water to wash your feet."
Awen jumped around like a monkey with a burnt butt. The people around him started laughing after the silence. Even though Awen cursed to prevent them from laughing, they still pointed at Awen and said all kinds of mocking curse words.
"Silly. Erdan. Trash. Unlucky guy. Monkey. Wukong. Wuneng. Constipation..." Various words came out in a flash. Awen shouted and couldn't stop himself. He yelled and fell backwards. I continued. I don’t want to do such idle and stupid things anymore.
The laughter and curses disturbed the girls upstairs. A girl who looked like a black fish opened the window and cursed downstairs: "Grandma, you have legs. Why are you making noise if you don't sleep well at night? I don't know everyone else is here. "Are you taking a break? You have no quality. I'm stupid." After cursing, he spat out a thick phlegm, which happened to land on the face of a boy who was laughing at Awen.
Brother Zha swallowed his saliva with difficulty. Damn it. It's not good to scold others. You say bad words and spit out phlegm. That's your quality. He was angry in his heart. Brother Zha immediately picked up a stone and pointed it at the girl's flat chest. Then there was a scream. There was a cry. The girl was foaming at the mouth. But she was very happy to find that she was already an F cup.
Brother Zha jumped up next to Awen and punched him in the face to wake him up: "Awen, cheer up."
"Brother Zha. I'm so sad. Am I still alive?" Awen cried bitterly. His eyes showed despair for life.
Brother Zha said: "Awen, cheer up. Have you forgotten that you still have me? Even if the whole world abandons you, don't you still have me?"
"Brother Zha. I...wuwu..." Awen lay in Brother Zha's arms and cried. Brother Zha hugged Awen tightly and burst into tears.
The eyes of the boys next to them slowly changed to another meaning: "Ah. This plot is so explosive. Could it be that this wretched-looking boy and the scumbag and girly boy lying down are homosexuals."
Soon, I don’t know who came up with it. Everyone pieced together the story one by one to make it complete. Finally, a tear-jerking gay story was made up: "A boy fell in love with another boy. But the boy who was loved did not He knew that there was a boy who had always loved him. The boy who was loved liked a girl. But when he confessed his love, he was teased by fate. A basin of foot-washing water ruined his love. No. That's not right. He did not lose love. He got true love. Before he confessed his love, a boy who loved him to the point that he was mentally exhausted and about to go crazy was crying silently not far from him.