The crazy male teacher has a beard. However, after trimming it, only a less obvious stubble is left. His thick eyebrows and big eyes look very rough. His lower abdomen is slightly bulging. He has a somewhat fat body and fair skin. At first glance, You can tell that he is a guy who has neither engaged in physical labor nor participated in sports for a long time. He was wearing a zebra suit with a street value of at least three thousand yuan. The pink tie showed that he had very poor taste.
I have been wandering around the market for many years, and countless people have guessed through all these appearances that this teacher is not an ordinary lecturer or a senior leader of the school. He should be neither above nor below. He has some power and makes a little money. He is not rich and is better than ordinary people. The teacher's salary is high. He wants to dress himself up but has no taste. He has had stains on his tie for at least a week. Fortunately, no one at school can see it and his clothes and tie don't match, so he doesn't notice. His He is almost forty or fifty years old. At this age, he is still in a position where he is neither above nor below. Either he does not have the ability to be promoted, or he is suppressed by the leader. The dark circles under his eyes indicate that his liver is not good. It is probably The result of long-term depression. And the pimples on his forehead must be due to his bad temper. The person who can't stand the students' mistakes and roars like this is most likely the dean of the school.
The dean of students who was scolding the student who was urinating suddenly heard someone speaking behind him and immediately turned around: "What did you say?"
Suddenly I saw the student in front of me. His bangs almost covered his eyebrows. He had half a burning cigarette in his mouth. The smoke covered half of his face. Moreover, the zipper of this student's jacket was open, revealing a hole inside. A T-shirt and several slits were cut on his trousers, which gave him an unconventional look. He kept shaking his thighs and took out his crotch from time to time. He stood with no posture, his smile was crooked, and his eyes were crooked. He didn't look like a good bird at first glance.
The male teacher asked: "What are you doing with the principal?"
Brother Zha blew a puff of smoke on the male teacher's face and replied: "The principal asked me to talk to me about the school anniversary painting performance."
"Which college and class are you from?" the male teacher asked again.
"What are you doing? Just tell me if you know where the principal's office is." Brother Zha spit out his cigarette butt. His attitude was full of contempt.
"Do you know who I am?" the male teacher asked with his hands behind his back.
"Do you know who I am?" Brother Zha asked.
The male teacher's voice was filled with anger: "How do I know who you are? Am I not asking you?"
"You don't even know who I am. Why do I know who you are? Don't you know that the question you asked is stupid." Brother Zha spat to express his strong contempt.
The male teacher didn't like Brother Zha when he saw him. He finally got angry: "I am the dean of students in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. Where did you come from? You want to act wild in a sacred place like Jiangsu and Zhejiang. If you are a student in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, let me tell you. You insulted me." Teacher, you are disrespectful. I will expel you from the campus. If you are a gangster from outside, I will give you a piece of advice. Get out of Jiangsu and Zhejiang. Otherwise, don’t blame me for being rude. Look at you. I really don’t know you. Do you have the upbringing of your parents? Trash. Scum. What are you doing in the principal's office? Get out of here." The male teacher said as he rolled up his sleeves and gritted his teeth as if he wanted to beat Brother Scumbag to pieces.
The unwarranted insults aroused strong anger in Brother Zha's heart. When his dignity is challenged, violence is the best way to restore it.
The dean of students is amazing, isn't he? Brother Zha twisted his lips and said, "Do you want to beat me up?"
"Don't think I don't dare." The dean of students spit in the palm of his hand and then clenched his fists.
"You're an old, half-bald guy. You're a well-dressed beast in a suit. You're a tasteless piece of trash with low IQ. You're a shit-eating wild dog that spits shit. You're a human worm with no professional qualities as a teacher. You're a shameless person who overestimates your capabilities." Brother Zha said as he approached the dean of students step by step. He deliberately sprayed out countless spittles and flew onto the fat face of the dean of students.
"You dare to scold me." The dean of students has always been bossy and arrogant in front of students. Over the years, he has developed a self-centered mentality. The sharp contrast caused by the sudden insult caused the dean's face to turn from white to red in an instant. His head felt like it was being boiled. Ripe pig head.
"How about scolding you? Shouldn't you scold you?" Brother Zha grabbed the dean's tie and pulled hard. The tie suddenly tightened and made the dean feel suffocated. His face became redder and even a little purple.
"What are you going to do?" The dean used his hands and feet to get away, but found that it was useless. All resistance was in vain.
"What are you doing? Hurry up and apologize to me for your mistake." Brother Zha gently touched the dean's bright forehead and said.
"My mistake. What a mistake. You are a scumbag. Let me go quickly. The school is a place of justice. Get out of here." The dean of students began to curse again. In anger, he became very stupid.
The most stupid thing about stupid people is not knowing their own stupidity. Brother Zha felt a little sad for his stupidity. He laughed: "It seems that you have not been beaten for a long time and developed such a temper. Today I will do it for you." Your primary school teacher educated you and gave you a new lesson to teach you how to be a human being."
"How dare you." The dean continued to struggle, still resisting needlessly.
Brother Zha spat on his trainer's clothes and cursed: "Fuck. Let you experience the feeling of being insulted."
After spitting, Brother Zha slapped the dean of students on the face: "Are you very angry? Isn't it sad that you can't resist the insult to your dignity? Have you considered the students' feelings when you insult them?"
"You..." The dean was about to speak, but Brother Zha's slap had already been withdrawn. Blood overflowed from the corner of the dean's mouth. The dean felt that his back molars had become loose.
"You scumbag. Bastard. If you can, just let me go." The dean of discipline kicked Brother Zha. Unfortunately, his legs were too short. He couldn't reach Brother Zha's clothes even when he stretched them out. He almost died of a cerebral hemorrhage in his hurry. .
"Okay. I'll let you go." Brother Zha pushed the dean away and said, "Give you a chance to challenge me." Brother Zha lit another cigarette. He smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth and his eyes were full of disdain.
"I'm a Sanda champion." The dean felt like he couldn't clench his fists tightly because his heart was full of fear.
"Teacher, you are such a coward. Don't you dare." The students who were urinating everywhere immediately fanned the flames. The ridicule made the dean of students give in.
"Look at the boxing." The dean of discipline shouted before taking action. If this wasn't an idiot, the mentally retarded person would be a hundred times smarter than him.
"Watch the punch." Brother Zha also yelled. The dean of students hurriedly prepared to block Brother Zha's fist.
"I'll fight." Brother Zha roared. His fist didn't extend at all. What flew out was his iron leg. What came out was his big foot. "Go to hell with the evil pen."
This person is so shameless. He doesn't play by the rules. The dean of students thought of this sentence when he flew out. Then he plunged into the trash can. His head just happened to get into the mouth of the toad. His feet were flopping outside. Brother Zha. He laughed and walked over and took off his pants.
Inside the trash can, the stench was overwhelming. The dean of students yelled: "That classmate who urinates everywhere, why don't you call the police immediately? Do you want me to expel you?"
The student who was urinating looked at the sky and said, "What's wrong? Dean of Students. Why did you get into the trash can? What happened? Why didn't I see it?"
Brother Zha was ecstatic. Is this really him? He was speechless. He clapped his hands and kicked the dean of students on the butt. Then he walked into the office building with a swagger.
The dean of students finally got out of the trash can. The filth on his body was dripping down his head. He cursed three times, but no one heard him in the thick fog. He wanted to find his ID, but the student who was peeing in the big room didn't know it. Traces.
By the way. He said he was going to the principal's office. I must tell the principal what just happened. If he were a student from Jiangsu and Zhejiang, I would tell him to pack up and get out. The dean of students walked into the door of the office building with a flick of his half-bald head.
In the principal's office, Brother Zha knocked on the door and entered. The principal put down his pen. When he saw it was Brother Zha, he asked, "You are."
"Teacher, you don't remember me. You helped me in the cafeteria." Brother Zha stood straight with a correct attitude and a smile on his face, showing the standard posture of a good student.
The principal paused for a moment. He chuckled and said, "I remember. How about that boy? He didn't provoke you again."
Brother Zha replied: "No. I guess I was influenced by your righteous and awe-inspiring demeanor, principal, and will be a good person from now on."
The principal was flattered by Brother Zha and said, "Do you have a problem with me?"
Brother Zha said: "I was in the studio just now. Teacher Liu said you were looking for me."
The principal suddenly looked surprised and stood up hurriedly: "Oh, it turns out that the genius student Liu Haiyang mentioned is you."
"Teacher, you're very grateful." Brother Zha said very modestly. He scratched his head and seemed very shy. In fact, Brother Zha was very proud. Of course, this young master is a genius. And he is an unprecedented and unrivaled super genius. But Ah If Wen saw it, he would definitely say: Brother Zha, you are just a piece of pickle. Stop being so jealous.
"Young people know how to be humble. It's very good." The principal praised Brother Zha. 1 Brother Zha was even more modest: "Principal. In fact, I have always remembered what the primary school teacher said. Humility makes people progress, and pride makes people fall behind. .”
"Yes. That's right. I came to see you this time for the school anniversary painting performance. You know, this is the 60th anniversary of Jiangsu and Zhejiang. Alumni from previous years will come, and there will also be many celebrities and leaders. .And this painting performance, piano performance and drama are the highlights of the school anniversary. I came to you because I want to tell you about the importance of this time and give you a deep understanding. I am very optimistic about you."
Damn it. Isn't it because the general wants the soldiers to die and talk nonsense? Brother Zha cursed in his heart. With a smile on his face: "I will face it seriously. I promise not to disappoint the principal."
"It's not enough to just promise. You have to show 100% of your ability." The principal said to Brother Zha with a smile.
"Principal, there is a scumbag...you are indeed here." At this time, the dean of students walked into the principal's office carrying a vegetable leaf. His face was filled with anger. When he saw Brother Scumbag, he was even more angry.