A stream of nosebleed flowed down Brother Zha's nostrils. Brother Zha wiped it and wiped it anywhere.
The curator had not seen such a ruthless person for a long time. He stood up quickly and asked, "You are Long Xiaozha."
Brother Zha nodded and said, "Yes. I am Long Xiaozha. I don't know what the curator wants from me."
The curator picked up the turtle painting given to him by Ouyang Minmin and handed it to Brother Zha: "How did you know how to write these four words?"
Brother Zha was startled. His mind was racing. He suddenly remembered that Yueyue knew the Fire Tribe characters. It was said that he read it from a book. He laughed quickly and said, "Oh. I was casually browsing the book at a roadside stall one day. I saw it when I was there. I thought it was interesting and wrote down a few of them.”
The curator's expression instantly changed from surprise to loneliness. He waved his hands as if he was very disappointed: "Okay. There's nothing wrong with you. You can go."
"Director, let's go then. Goodbye." The two bowed to the director and exited the office. The moment they closed the door, Ouyang Minmin balled up the drawing paper into a paper ball and threw it hard on Brother Zha's face.
Brother Zha was still thinking about the curator's expression just now. He was attacked by Ouyang Minmin again. When he came to his senses, he immediately cursed: "You are sick."
Ouyang Minmin pinched her waist with both hands. She looked like she was not someone to be trifled with: "Long Xiaozha. You actually called me a turtle."
"Oh, this is what you are talking about. Haha... look at the flying saucer." The old trick was used again. Unfortunately, Ouyang Minmin was not Awen and was not fooled.
Ouyang Minmin looked at Brother Zha coldly and said, "Long Xiaozha, don't even think about running away. I guessed these four words. As agreed, you will be my little brother for one semester."
Brother Zha laughed and said, "When did I say that? What evidence do you have." Playing a rogue is Brother Zha's usual trick in the world.
"Humph." Ouyang Minmin looked like I had expected you to deny it. She took out a pocket tape recorder and said: "Every word you said is here. You still want to deny it. Believe it or not, I will tell you Publish it. Then you will be said to be a guy who doesn't keep his word."
It doesn't matter if someone calls him Brother Zha. Anyway, it's already known that he doesn't mean what he says. Of course, when it comes to seriousness, Brother Zha always does what he says. But being threatened by a woman, a man's dignity is strongly challenged. He is extremely proud in his bones. Brother Zha hates being coerced the most: "Ouyang Minmin, it's up to you. Do whatever you want. Don't meet again. We'll meet indefinitely." After saying that, he waved and left. His attitude was very firm.
Ouyang Minmin really didn't expect that Brother Zha would refuse to take the hard way. In desperation, she had no choice but to use the weapon of tears commonly used by women. Before Brother Zha took three steps, Ouyang Minmin had already started wiping away her tears. At first, she used this as a last resort. Method. For Ouyang Minmin, who is equally proud, she does not shed tears easily. The cry of thunder and no rain cannot stop Brother Zha. Use perspective. Brother Zha has already seen the dry corners of her eyes.
However, no matter how strong a person is, there is always one thing that touches the weakness in her heart. This is also the origin of the saying that a man will not shed tears until he is sad. Women are inherently weak. No matter how hard they pretend to be strong, they will eventually There was a moment of collapse.
Thinking of what he was about to face, Ouyang Minmin shed tears for the first time in ten years. Sometimes suppressing emotions is not a good thing, because at the moment of collapse, all emotions are released more violently than ever.
There were more and more tears, and they were flowing faster and faster. The figure in front of her was gone. Ouyang Minmin squatted on the ground. She didn't know why she had to ask him for help. In fact, she had few friends of the opposite sex in so many years. Acquaintances. Apart from Wang Yu, who was chasing after her, and Zhou Xiaoyu, who had given her countless roses, she didn't know which boy she knew in college.
"Why are you crying? Wipe your eyes." Brother Zha stood next to Ouyang Minmin. He took out a piece of tissue and said. I just saw a boy wiping his girlfriend's nose. He took out the tissue in his hand. He took away the tissue and threw a harsh word at the same time. The boy did not chase me.
"You don't need to worry about it." Ouyang Minmin waved her arms vigorously and shouted: "Everyone comes to bully me. Everyone comes to bully me. Everyone comes to bully me."
The sentence was repeated three times, which showed the sadness in her heart. Although Brother Zha couldn't read her mind, he knew that Ouyang Minmin needed comfort at this time.
"What do you need my help with? I'll just help you. Stop crying. You are naturally beautiful. Do you want your eyes to be swollen as if someone had punched you and look like a toad?" Brother Zha comforted him from the front. The latter part was deliberately sarcastic. Sure enough, the beauty-loving Ouyang Minmin's crying gradually became smaller.
"It's up to you." Ouyang Minmin raised her head and suddenly smiled. Then she frowned and said coldly: "Asshole."
"Then find someone who isn't an asshole to help you." Brother Zha pretended to be angry and pretended to leave.
"You... okay. It's not enough for me to beg you." Ouyang Minmin grabbed Brother Zha's arm and said.
"That's pretty much it." Brother Zha nodded and said, "By the way, what exactly do you want me to help you with? It won't be a physiological need. Then you should have said it earlier. I am happy to serve you. Didn't the teacher say that I should be happy? Do you want to help others? I am the most obedient person."
"Bah. Dirty idiot. I have this kind of thing in my head all day long. Actually...actually I want...to make you my boyfriend." Ouyang Minmin suddenly lowered his head shyly and said.
Suddenly, it was like a bolt of lightning struck the nerve center of Brother Zha's brain, directly causing a short-circuit in his thinking. After a moment of blankness, Brother Zha began to think. What's going on? Who can tell me whether I am living in reality? Oh my god. .Am I really so handsome that everyone loves me? God, please give me the power to transform.
"Are you kidding me?" Brother Zha calmed down and said, "I better not be so sentimental and be laughed at by others. She suddenly asked me to be her boyfriend and changed her previous dislike. There must be a conspiracy. Yes, there must be a conspiracy."
"Of course not. But this boyfriend is only temporary. Don't take it seriously." Ouyang Minmin raised her head. The red color on her face had faded.
Damn. I knew I wasn't that handsome at all. Brother Zha sighed in frustration and said, "How to do it."
"Come home with me tomorrow. You have to behave well and make my parents like you." Ouyang Minmin expressed her thoughts. Brother Zha couldn't help but be stunned.
"Aren't you afraid that your parents will see that I am well-educated, well-mannered, ambitious, promising, handsome...and then they fell in love with me and accepted me as their son-in-law." Brother Zha first boasted of himself to a degree that was rare in the world, and then. Lift your chin as if you are arrogant to the world.
"It's not useless if I don't like it. Stop dreaming." Ouyang Minmin said: "After the matter is completed, if I am satisfied, how about I give you 20,000 yuan."
"Fuck. I said it. I don't care about your money. According to the agreement, you have to help me once. Just like I said." Brother Zha spat hard, just in time to drown a passing ant.
"...Okay. Let's talk about it then. I'll take you to buy some clothes first. You can't go to my house dressed like this." Ouyang Minmin couldn't help but frown when she saw Brother Zha's rags.
Brother Zha is a boring person. Hearing Ouyang Minmin's words, he immediately said: "Are your parents snobbish? If they are looking for a suit of clothes instead of a son-in-law, then what should I do? Buy a suit of designer clothes and send them over.
It’s over.”
"Do you understand? It's the first time a new son-in-law comes to visit. You must pay attention to the etiquette." Ouyang Minmin sighed and said, "You are not allowed to spend money."
"I told you earlier. Why don't you hurry up and leave? I have to buy the most expensive one to complement my status." Brother Zha strode forward. What he said made Ouyang Minmin almost fall down. It was really a masterpiece.
Zebra Road Clothing Store, a branch on Thirteenth Street, Zha Ge and Ouyang Minmin entered. They immediately attracted the attention of many people. A beautiful woman and a person dressed like an artistic young man were very eye-catching.
"Hey, I said, don't give me clothes worth less than 100,000 yuan. That would be a disgrace to my status." Brother Zha took a suit without looking at the price tag on it. When he put it on, he found that it only cost more than 1,000 yuan, so he quickly threw it away.
Dropped it and picked up a suit priced at 10,000 yuan.
"You still have an identity. You must have lost your ID card." Ouyang Minmin was speechless.
When Brother Zha is not grooming, he always looks like a wild flower on the roadside that no one appreciates. The moment he puts on a black casual suit, it seems that he is born to wear clothes. His whole person takes on a new look. The decadence and sloppiness just now disappear.
He is extremely handsome and unrestrained. Brother Zha's smile has different meanings. To enemies, sometimes he is treacherous, sometimes contemptuous. To friends, sometimes he is happy, sometimes joking. To women, sometimes he is flirtatious, sometimes charming. At this time, Brother Zha smiles.
He was looking in the mirror with his hands in his trouser pockets. All the eyes of the women around him fell on Brother Zha's face, looking intoxicated.
It's just... Brother Zha's sneakers have exposed toes. They are incompatible with his clothes.
"Long Xiaozha. Let me take you to the specialty store to buy a pair of shoes." Ouyang Minmin pulled Brother Zha's clothes. When she saw Brother Zha's appearance after changing his clothes, she felt a strong impact in her heart.
.It was a smile with a deep chill. It was something that a person without tempering and edification couldn't laugh. And the melancholy corners of Brother Zha's eyes were undoubtedly the poison that captured a woman's heart.
Brother Zha took a few more clothes and then gave up: "Okay. Let's go." Buying clothes is like buying cabbage. The shop owner was very happy. He was nervous for tens of thousands at a time. He really met a rich man. Countless flatteries.
The two of them were sent out. Brother Zha hurriedly rubbed his ears: "Why are you so rich?"
Ouyang Minmin said: "Don't worry about it. Let's go. There is a shark shoe store in front. I will buy you a pair of casual shoes to match your clothes."
"Damn. You just want to get rid of me by buying a pair of Shark's ones. No matter what, you have to... Oh, come to think of it, Shark's ones are the best brand. Let's go." He was almost looked down upon. Brother Zha's pace obviously quickened.
"Boss, are you there...Wang Yu, why are you here?" Ouyang Minmin walked into the store and couldn't help being surprised.