Playing chess with my old father-in-law. Although I am not a real son-in-law, I am really nervous to play this role and face the scumbag brother-in-law.
As soon as I entered the house, I had to play chess with me. This was a test of my character and character. Jiang was really old and spicy. He could think of such a way. Brother Zha looked at his "father-in-law" up and down. He was on guard to avoid being unable to cope with it. Be careful of doing bad things.
"You have to play chess as soon as you enter the house. You play chess and read books every day. I think you will play chess and books in the future." Ouyang Minmin rolled her eyes at her father. Her face was full of dissatisfaction: "I didn't give him anything when I first came here. Pour me a glass of water. Dad, where is your Longjing?"
Old man Ouyang waved his hand and said: "Go inside and talk to your mother for a while. Xiaolong and I will play two games."
"Humph." Ouyang Minmin stood up. With her back to her father, she winked at Brother Zha and walked into the room next to her.
"Uncle. I'm not very good at it. I hope uncle will let me have some." Brother Zha stopped acting carelessly from the moment he entered the door. There was a smile on his face. His thighs no longer shook. Sanjiang, who wanted to take out the food, also quietly let it go. He returned his pocket and sat on the sofa with his legs together, his hands on his knees, his back straight, his eyes looking at old man Ouyang, and a smile on his face.
When he suddenly does something he has never done before, he often does it very poorly. Brother Zha, who has always looked like a dirty scoundrel, now looks like a robot in front of him. The expression on his face He was stiff. Although he was smiling, his smile was very fake no matter how you looked at it. Although he was acting decently, it was obvious that he was suffering.
Old man Ouyang chuckled and said: "Don't be nervous. Am I very scary? If you act like this, we won't be able to play chess."
"Oh." Brother Zha agreed obediently. Old man Ouyang couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction when he saw that Brother Zha was very sensible.
But... Old Man Ouyang almost died of acute cerebral hemorrhage less than five seconds later.
After Brother Zha finished, he rubbed his old face with both hands. He instantly changed into an arrogant look with his eyes squinting at a forty-five degree angle and his nostrils pointing up to the sky. He put his left leg on his right leg. He raised his legs and swayed his big feet in the air quickly. At the same time, he started digging with his right hand. I dug my nostrils on the left side and on the right side. I dug out the boogers and flicked them out. When I yawned, I touched my crotch with my left hand and dug out a few times. I smiled like a gangster.
Old Man Ouyang closed his long mouth. After a long time, he finally said, "Young man, what are you doing?"
Brother Zha said: "Didn't you tell me not to be nervous? So I just relaxed."
Old man Ouyang wiped a cold sweat and secretly wondered why this guy was so rude. It was the first time he met his father-in-law and he dared to be so casual in front of his father-in-law. Seeing that he looked like a gangster, his usual behavior must be even worse than this. When he first entered the door He behaved quite well. I let him reveal his true colors with just one sentence, which proves that he is extremely unstable and has no determination. The first time he met me, he dared to be so casual. This is disrespect for others and lack of self-love, which proves that he has no self-esteem. Wuchengfu is unsophisticated. Look at how he is dressed. His clothes are shabby and his shoes are full of dust. He must not be tidy on weekdays. It proves that he does not care about his image and is lazy... Through observation, Old Man Ouyang has a growing impression of Brother Zha. Poor. In the end, after the Nth proof, I already had a strong dislike for Brother Zha.
Why did my daughter fall in love with such a scumbag? I cannot let my daughter follow such a person under any circumstances. I already have the image of a son-in-law in my heart. Comparing the two, Brother Scumbag has directly turned into roadside garbage in the heart of old man Ouyang. He dismisses him. .
Although Old Man Ouyang likes to read ancient classics, he is very arty. Although he admires the characters in the books who are smart enough to recognize heroes, he cannot live up to their love of the poor and the rich. There are always unscrupulous young people in the books who are not despised by the nobles.
Although old man Ouyang often boasted about his ancient demeanor, he actually couldn't get rid of the shallow eyes of worldly people. When he met this unscrupulous person, he wanted to drive him out of the house immediately. He and the wolf dog were never allowed to enter.
"Minmin. Serve tea to the guests." The language has changed from the friendly Xiaolong just now to the guests now. Old man Ouyang is clearly expressing his dislike for Brother Zha.
"I don't know where your tea is. Go get it yourself." Ouyang Minmin shouted from the room.
Old man Ouyang stood up and glanced at Brother Zha again. Then he walked into a room. There was a small table in the room. There was a hidden compartment underneath. After opening it, there were three tin cans inside. There were three different kinds of food inside.
tea.
The red jar contains Longjing tea, which costs several thousand yuan per catty. The blue jar contains Maojian, which is of lower quality and costs several hundred yuan per catty. The yellow jar contains Tieguanyin, which is last year's tea. It has changed some of its flavor over time.
He picked up the yellow jar and poured a few tea leaves into the cup on the left. He picked up the red jar and poured a few tea leaves into the cup on the right. He walked out of the room. Old Man Ouyang took the cup and poured boiling water. He usually likes to make tea.
I also lost the patience and interest in making tea. I poured boiling water on the table and said, "Drink."
Brother Zha almost took the cup in Old Man Ouyang's right hand at lightning speed and said, "Thank you, uncle." He took a sip and praised hurriedly: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really good tea. It tastes good." After drinking, he picked up the kettle and filled it up.
Hot water. When it cools down a bit, pick up the cup and swallow it as if you were drinking cold water. Burp and laugh.
The chessboard was placed, with red and black each occupying one side. Old Man Ouyang assumed an elder posture and said: "Young man, you use the red chess piece. Let me go first."
Brother Zha said in his heart that I can't kill you, so I will disgrace you. Don't think that because you are older, you are better than others. If it weren't for Ouyang Minmin's face, you would be so angry that I would kill you.
"The elders are respected. It's better for you to hold the red one." Brother Zha pretended to be humble.
Old man Ouyang laughed and said: "You are young. I will let you go first. Don't say that I, an old man, bully you, a brat."
I said I'm a kid. If I leave first, I'll leave first.
The chess pieces were arranged. Brother Zha took the lead and a small soldier stepped forward. The old man laughed. The cannon was already on top.
Brother Zha vaulted to keep an eye on the soldier in the center. The pawn on the old man's right took a step forward... Two minutes later, the two sides had already set up their positions. A fight was about to begin across the river.
In order not to embarrass the old man, Brother Zha deliberately made a few wrong moves. He even flew across the river to eat the opponent's chess piece. After being stopped and laughed at by the old man, he pretended to be shy and scratched his head.
"Look at the cannon." The old man suddenly saw Brother Zha's car at the muzzle of his cannon. He laughed and immediately hit it.
The car was eaten. Brother Zha didn't feel sorry at all. He had lost on purpose. It didn't matter if he ate it all. Then he deliberately placed another car on the old man's horse's leg. He showed a sense of mutual prosperity and sacrifice.
The old man gradually realized that it wasn't his own chess skills that were so good, but Xiaolong Zha's chess skills that were so poor. It was that the other party had clearly given way to him. Who would be a fool to deliberately put his rook under his own horse's hooves and wait to die?
"Start again." The old man suddenly pushed the chess piece and said.
"Why." Brother Zha saw the old man's bad expression and asked hurriedly: "This game is not over yet. Maybe I can beat you."
Damn it. There was only one soldier and a polished old man left who wanted to beat me. The two cars were attacking me from the front and back and looking at me with hindsight. The old man was even more sure that Brother Zha lost deliberately. The pride and pride he felt in his heart immediately turned into a shame. .I was given a chess move by a kid at such a young age. The excitement I showed just now must have been despised by him. I was so embarrassed that the old man shouted: "Be serious."
Brother Zha, seriously, come here and within ten steps, I can fuck your veteran anus. Old guy, don’t give up. What you asked for has nothing to do with me.
Brother Zha nodded and said, "I was always serious just now."
The old man was furious: "Are you insulting my poor chess skills by letting me go?"
"...Okay. Let's start again." Brother Zha curled his lips and looked at this man mourning for him in advance.
The chess pieces are placed again. Brother Zha moves first.
The first game. The ninth move of the general, the old man’s death.
In the second game, Brother Zha endured until the twentieth move and pushed the old man's general into a desperate situation.
In the third game, Brother Zha continued to endure. Brother Zha defeated the old man in thirty steps.
The old man expressed his dissatisfaction. Brother Zha had no choice but to continue playing with him. He didn't expect that there would be people who played chess to such an obsessed level. Brother Zha looked at the old man's poor chess skills and thought to himself, don't make the old man angry and hit me directly. go out.
"This is already the ninth set. Uncle, that's it for today." Brother Zha looked at the time and it was almost noon. It was time to have lunch. My stomach was growling.
"Come again. Wait until I show my true strength." The old man rolled up his sleeves and wiped the fine sweat on his forehead and said.
"We agreed. The last game." Brother Zha shrugged helplessly.
"Where does all this nonsense come from?" the old man yelled.
Brother Zha thought to himself, I will completely convince you this time. I must kill you and turn you into a polished commander.
The red stone took the lead and a small pawn came forward. Both sides began to move the chess pieces. In less than three minutes, Brother Zha had already captured the old man's two horses and five soldiers. The old man's rook pursued Brother Zha's horse. But suddenly he was hit by Zha. Brother Zha's trap. Both cars were eaten up by Brother Zha's car and cannon.
What a ruthless chess move. The old man was left with the fortune teller huddled in his own territory, struggling pointlessly in an attempt to draw a draw with Brother Zha.
Brother Zha saw the old man's thoughts and smiled secretly in his heart. Suddenly all the troops pressed forward. Within a few steps, the old man's fortune teller was sent to the west.
Heizi only had one veteran huddled in the penalty area. It was as pitiful as the goalkeeper suddenly left on the court. Brother Zha deliberately pushed two pawns up until the veteran killed them. The old man looked at the pile of chess pieces that were eaten by the opponent. With the red chess piece in his hand, blue veins popped out on his forehead.
"How about I let you have two horses and two carts?" Brother Zha deliberately provoked the old man's self-esteem.
"No need." The old man pushed the chessboard and ran away.
"How's it going? How's the chess game going?" Ouyang Minmin walked out. She couldn't help but be surprised when she saw Brother Zha was the only one left in the living room.
"Very good." Brother Zha said, "Your father's chess skills are very good. I have been losing consecutive games."
"Really? Look, my dad even brought out his treasured Longjing tea to entertain you. It seems like you guys get along well." Ouyang Minmin said while looking at the tea leaves in the cup in Brother Zha's hand.
"Haha. My father-in-law and I have the same chemistry. Oh, we have the same temperament. We have a harmonious relationship." Brother Zha thought to himself. If you saw your father's trembling legs when he ran away, you would know how harmonious we are.