"You look so ugly no matter how much you put on makeup," Brother Zha's voice was just right enough for Xiaobai's cousin to hear.
I thought she would get angry immediately after hearing this, but Miao Miaomiao turned around and said, "Brother, please zip up your pants first when you curse,"
Brother Zha hurriedly lowered his head, and sure enough, the front door was wide open, revealing his underwear. He quickly ducked behind the tall Chen Xiaobai and used his body to block his vital parts. He quickly zipped up, then looked up to the sky and whistled. This powerful concentration made him Lu Ziwei admired him wholeheartedly.
"Brother, let's go to the banquet together. I haven't attended one yet. Is it like what is written in the book? The people inside are all rich and powerful, and there are countless luxury cars outside, and there are people who enjoy themselves. Good food and wine, and even more gorgeous beauties showing off their charming thighs. You can just pull one of them into your arms." Chen Xiaobai showed longing eyes and raised his clenched fists in front of his chest, just like his first girlfriend for the first time. Ask him to go to the woods for a tryst.
Brother Zha, who had attended countless banquets, naturally disdained to go and snorted and said: "You must have read too many idiot novels. The banquet is not as good as you said. The people in it are old and ugly, and the food is better than in the school cafeteria." The food is terrible, the wine is even worse, and the cars outside are all rented for show.”
Lu Ziwei's eyes gradually squinted, and the meaning was self-evident. Have you ever been to a banquet? Just tell me here. According to what you said, why would you hold a banquet in a high-end hotel? Just go to the school cafeteria and have a dinner together.
I thought this in my heart, but I agreed with my mouth: "Well, what the eldest brother said is, it must be like that. I decided not to go to the banquet. I will go wherever the eldest brother goes." After saying this, he hurriedly stood behind the eldest brother to express his sincerity.
Chen Xiaobai said to you, Lu Ziwei, your hypocritical ability has increased several times. Do you want to surpass me? Let me show you what it means to be a hypocritical king.
My eldest brother must have never attended such a banquet. Yes, he must be very poor looking at his shabby clothes. How could he attend such a banquet? I really want to go and see it to broaden my horizons, but my eldest brother said so, what should I do? Woolen cloth.
The King of Hypocrisy showed his power after three seconds. Chen Xiaobai said seriously: "Brother, my cousin said that there were many handsome young men at that banquet. They must have good temperament and good looks. Many women flocked to attend. .
I don’t want to go to such a dirty banquet. My eldest brother is the most elegant and handsome person in the world. I am willing to stand with him to feel his grace and appreciate his brilliance. If he goes, he will definitely attract all the beauties. There will definitely be many beauties throwing their arms around me, but I know that my eldest brother has always been a low-key person. Forget it, why are you talking so much? I don’t want to join them. Why don’t we go to the canteen and ask for a rice bowl? "
You're still too young to be smart with me. Brother Zha saw through Chen Xiaobai's thoughts at a glance. He laughed, shook his thighs, and pulled out his crotch: "Lu Ziwei, let's go to the banquet. Xiaobai, you go and eat the rice bowl." Eat one more portion, it’s getting cold, so you need to eat enough,”
Chen Xiaobai almost bit his tongue and committed suicide. He must have been discovered by his elder brother because he was being clever. My God, what kind of person is my elder brother? A Saiyan with an IQ of over 300 and a combat power of over 100,000. Regret, self-blame, and seniority all came to him. In my heart, I could only lick my face and beg: "Brother, forgive my mistake and take me with you."
Brother Zha gave him a shock and said: "As a human being, you must be honest. Say what you want and do whatever you want. Hypocrisy is a sign of cowardice."
"Yes, yes, brother, I know," Chen Xiaobai lowered his head even lower, as if he were a sinner being judged by God. In fact, he was thinking in his heart, if you are not just as hypocritical, then you are cowardly, what the hell are you? If you are a coward, I will die immediately.
"Brother, don't you want to attend the banquet? Just now you said..." Lu Ziwei hurriedly stopped when he saw Brother Zha's cold eyes.
Classmate Long Xiaozha has always been a shameless person, and he didn't care about his face in front of two weak younger brothers. He blew out smoke from Sanjiang in his mouth and said lightly: "I'm just testing your determination."
"Bah," "Bah," the two of them spat at the same time to express their strong contempt.
In the cold wind, three men stood facing the wind, one with his thighs shaking and holding a cigarette in his mouth, one tightly wrapped in a leather jacket and shivering, and the other staring straight ahead, as motionless as a sculpture.
Women spend a terrible amount of time dressing up. The three of them waited for nearly half an hour and still didn't see their cousin appear in the distance.
"Brother, do you think the banquet is really luxurious? It makes me excited just thinking about it," Lu Ziwei said while jumping to his feet. He could not wait to go to the banquet immediately because it was too cold here.
Brother Zha blew out the smoke and said: "It's so luxurious, it's not as good as the canteens in Jiangsu and Zhejiang." Seeing Lu Ziwei shivering from the cold, Brother Zha asked: "Are you cold? Do you want me to warm you up?"
Lu Ziwei was so shocked that his soul almost left his body: "No need, I'm not cold, not at all. I'm used to it." He hurriedly suppressed the chill and remained motionless.
"You're actually freezing. It seems like I really have to help you," Brother Zha continued to threaten Lu Ziwei, his fists clenching loudly.
Lu Ziwei almost cried, but fortunately his cousin finally came out and said hurriedly: "Brother, Sister Miaomiao is out,"
Miao Miaomiao, who had dressed up carefully, was very different from before. When she came out after Xiaobai, her makeup was a little incomplete because she hadn't finished it. At this time, her beautiful makeup and an evening dress made her look like a princess among the people. After all the scenery, she seemed to be the most beautiful being. Her oval face, dimples, and a touch of heroic spirit made people unable to take their eyes away after just one glance.
Xiaobai was used to seeing her cousin, so she scratched her itch out of boredom, thinking that such a cold cousin was really antifreeze, while Lu Ziwei looked stupid. When he saw Miaomiao for the first time, he had already doubted himself for the past sixteen years. They all live in primitive society, and when he saw Miaomiao for the second time, he was sure that he came from the prehistoric era.
Brother Zha was surprised for a moment, but soon returned to his wretched and decadent appearance. He walked up to Miao Miaomiao with trembling thighs. Brother Zha chuckled, and the smoke drifted up his face: "Beauty, the cold wind is so biting. Seeing that you are so thinly dressed, why not get into my arms and get some warmth?"
I want to kill him. Lu Ziwei was furious when he saw the goddess in his heart being teased by his elder brother in this way.
"The eldest brother is really awesome. He can still behave like a gangster in front of such a fairy-like cousin like me. The eldest brother must have seen countless women, otherwise how could he still look at pork in front of the goddess," Chen Xiaobai said The image of Brother Zha in his heart grew taller again, and he silently made a note of it as a target to pursue.
Miao Miaomiao smiled, even though Brother Zha's behavior was very annoying and disgusting. She looked at Brother Zha up and down, and Miao Miaomiao said: "This brother is so interesting. Let's go. My boyfriend's car will be here in a few minutes." Here we are, let’s go to the door and wait for him,”
Brother Zha raised his eyes and wondered whether this girl had been teased too much or simply ignored my behavior. The gangster's tricks did not get the results he wanted. Brother Zha walked aside dejectedly and said nothing more. He didn't want to think about changing it to someone else. Perhaps he had already been slapped with a big-eared melon seed, and he wanted to shout a gangster for the whole world to hear.
At the gate of Red Dragonfly Apartment, four people stood waiting. Chen Xiaobai asked Lu Ziwei, "Xiaowei, where is your cousin? Call her and come together."
Brother Zha then remembered that Lu Ziwei also said that he had a cousin who was as beautiful as a fairy. How could he miss a beauty? Brother Zha immediately said: "Xiaowei, your cousin is so boring. Let's come out and talk. I'll discuss life with her. "
Lu Ziwei took out his mobile phone and dialed his cousin's number: "Cousin, this is Xiao Wei. The sister of one of my classmates invited us to a dinner party. You can come too,"
"What dinner? Is it tonight's celebration dinner for the opening of Feiteng Entertainment, a subsidiary of Wang Group? I'm already here. I wanted you to come and have a look. See you later."
Lu Ziwei hung up the phone, looked at Brother Zha and said, "Brother, I didn't expect that my cousin has already gone. I remembered that she said a few days ago that she was looking for a job in the entertainment industry, and she should have gone to Feiteng Entertainment Company."
Brother Zha thought it was quite a coincidence that Xiaobai's sister was a beauty. I didn't know if Serena's sister was a beauty, but those who could enter the entertainment industry should be pretty good-looking, at least the best ones like Ah Feng were really rare.
"Hey, Sister Miaomiao, what kind of car does your boyfriend drive?" Lu Ziwei saw everyone was silent and found a topic.
Miao Miaomiao said: "It's not a very good Mercedes-Benz, it's still an old model from last year,"
"Fuck, it's not very good, so which car is better, a Lamborghini or a Rolls-Royce," Lu Ziwei asked, rubbing his face vigorously.
"Serena, you are really worthless. No matter how good the Mercedes-Benz is, it is still worthy of a school bus. The school bus is big and spacious, and there are many people. It is warm even if you are crowded. You can also chat casually and take advantage of the opportunity." Chen Xiaobai imitated Brother Zha and shook his thighs , the cigarette was held in the corner of his mouth, and even his words had the demeanor of Brother Zha.
Brother Zha took a look at Xiao Bai. He saw that this kid had a future and would accept him as his disciple someday. "Besides, isn't it just a Mercedes-Benz? All the cars my servants drive are Porsches." Brother Zha spit out the burned out cigarette butts. said.
Damn it, bragging is too outrageous. Your nanny drives a Porsche. Do you think you are the richest man in the world? It was the first time that Chen Xiaobai met someone who was so shameless in bragging. He secretly gave him a thumbs up and admired him.
Miao Miaomiao said: "Brothers from the countryside, Xiaobai, Xiaowei, don't you have decent clothes? Forget it, we don't have enough time. We have prepared clothes for the banquet. Just go there and put them on. Look, that silver car White Mercedes, my boyfriend is here,"
A silver-white Mercedes-Benz drove through a number of ordinary cars like an emperor walking through the crowd, and it really stood out from the crowd.
The car stopped in front of the four people, the windshield rolled down, and a man with oily hair and pink face showed his head: "Miaomiao, you have been waiting for a long time, they are,"
"Oh, they are my cousin, my cousin's classmate, and his classmate's eldest brother. They want to go to a dinner party with me to meet the world." Miao Miaomiao extended her hand to introduce the three of them, then turned around and introduced her boyfriend: "This is my boyfriend.
My friend Hao Jian, general manager of Feiteng Entertainment Company, a subsidiary of Wang Group,"