This blind idiot, Brother Zha's eyes narrowed, his fist stretched out in front of Chen Xiaobai, and he said coldly: "Xiaobai, do you recognize it?"
Chen Xiaobai raised his head in fear and saw Brother Zha's heartless eyes. He thought about it for a few seconds and suddenly realized: "Brother, I suddenly remembered that Xiao Wei asked me to listen to music. I'll leave first. I wish you and Brother Cousin is in a good mood." Before leaving, he dug into his pocket and took out a small plastic bag and stuffed it into Brother Zha. He said in a voice as thin as a mosquito's hum: "Brother, this is a new generation of safety equipment imported from the island country. Have a good time, brother. ," He gave Brother Zha a silvery look, which made Brother Zha's back tense up.
Good boy, you are quick to respond, so out of filial piety, I will definitely teach you my 18 techniques for picking up girls if I have the chance.
Seeing that Chen Xiaobai had gone away, Brother Zha hurriedly put the small plastic package into his trouser pocket, sat calmly beside Miao Miaomiao, and quietly looked at the water surface sparkling in the sunlight in front of him.
At the end of September, Jiangzhou City, which has an unusual climate, is already very cold. At one o'clock in the afternoon, the temperature is relatively moderate due to the sunshine. By the Moon River, far away from the hustle and bustle of the city, only the quiet river willows are left, with bursts of warmth. The wind blows, which makes people very comfortable.
When alone with a beautiful woman, Brother Zha has his own ability to resolve embarrassment. As long as a man and a woman find a topic, they can quickly talk freely. Many men suffer from not knowing what to say when facing a woman. In fact, it is very simple. From a Start with a woman's dress or her friends and relatives, and the topic problem will be easily solved.
Brother Zha is good at identifying women by scent. When he was hanging out with Uncle Qi, he met many kinds of women in bars and smelled enough of their fragrances. Each smell represents a kind of personality, such as the elegance of jasmine and the elegance of roses. She is unrestrained, and the faint fragrance on Miao Miaomiao shows that she is a submissive woman with a quiet personality.
No wonder she wants to seek death. A woman with such a personality will go to extremes when encountering harm, just like a person who never gets sick will be fatal once he gets sick.
"Miao Miaomiao, your stupid cousin is so interesting," Brother Zha found a good topic.
Miao Miaomiao laughed and said, "Yes, he has been like this since he was a child. He is naughty and silly, but it makes his parents worry a lot."
After finding the topic, the two gradually started chatting, from Xiaobai to campus, from campus to study, from study to love, from love to what happened just now, and after a full circle, they returned to the original point.
Miao Miaomiao sighed and stood up from the ground: "Little brother, we have been chatting for two hours without knowing it. It's getting late, we should go,"
Brother Zha got up from the ground, patted the grass on his palms and said, "I'll give it to you."
"That car is yours," Miao Miaomiao then noticed a silver-white Porsche parked by the river not far from her. Then she looked at Brother Zha, who was dressed in clothes selling goods on the floor. It was difficult to connect the two. Together.
Brother Zha thought that if he had known that he had changed clothes and came out, now that it was over, she would definitely be regarded as the driver of a rich and powerful family.
Brother Zha, who was strong enough in his heart, opened the car door and said: "Yes, this is the most rare car among the dozens of cars I have. I haven't driven it for a long time and I was afraid that it would break down, so I drove it out. What are you still hesitating about? Don’t you want to get in the car and feel it?”
Miao Miaomiao covered her mouth with a smile, jumped on the passenger seat, and looked around. This sports car was so handsome. It was hard to imagine that a person who looked like a poor man could have such a sports car. What did he just say? This is Among the dozens of cars he had, he was the least numerous. Oh my god, was he the son of the richest man in the world? Miao Miaomiao grabbed the seat belt excitedly, as if she was in a dream.
Brother Zha closed the car door, took a cursory look at the equipment inside the car, inserted the key and asked: "Beauty, where are you going?"
"I want to go to the beach. I haven't been there for a long time." Miao Miaomiao has always dreamed of a prince charming driving a top-notch sports car and taking her to the beach together to swim, play games, and watch the sunset together. She has been looking forward to that romantic scene for many years. I thought that being together with Hao Jian would make it happen, but within half a month of being together, it ended in tragedy.
Although the person next to me is not a lover, at least he can make my wish come true. In such weather, the sunset must be beautiful. Seeing Brother Zha smiling and saying nothing, Miao Miaomiao couldn't help but asked nervously: "Okay,"
Brother Zha actually snickered in his heart. Such a romantic scene has been depicted countless times by directors in the movie. It is enough to prove that that scene can touch the soft heart of a woman the most. I think of me, the most romantic talent in Jiangzhou. Under the sunset, the beauty is devoted. In my arms, I will go to the hotel in the evening... Hehehehe, Brother Zha reached out and touched his pocket, and a trace of saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth.
"What's wrong with you," Miao Miaomiao couldn't help but ask when she saw Brother Zha's smile getting weirder and weirder.
Brother Zha wiped the corner of his mouth and stepped on the accelerator to start the car: "No...it's okay. In fact, I have wanted to go to the beach for a long time,"
The Porsche was a dazzling star, attracting countless eyes along the way. When we got onto the beltway, Brother Zha increased the speed, and countless speeding cars seemed to be moving at a snail's pace.
On the highway, a Porsche 911 similar to the one driven by Brother Zha was driving on the road, but the color was different. The roof was open, and the male driver with a short bob and the woman he was holding could be seen.
Brother Zha accelerated and passed the narrow gap between the Porsche and the truck in front of him. Miao Miaomiao had her eyes tightly closed, her face turned pale, and she screamed loudly. She was obviously very frightened.
"Don't be afraid, I have a nickname: Car God Zha," Brother Zha chuckled and lit a cigarette.
"You can't smoke when there is a woman next to you," Miao Miaomiao said, covering her nose, "Smoking is harmful to health, can cause cancer, and the smell is terrible,"
Brother Zha had no choice but to throw away the cigarette: "You women are really weird, as if you can die immediately after just one sniff."
The Porsche driver who had been left behind suddenly saw a similar 911 flying in front of his car. He couldn't help but became furious and ran in front of me to block my view. It was unreasonable. The woman beside him had already begun to complain. Increasing his anger, he stepped on the accelerator, turned the steering wheel, and passed.
"Husband, you are awesome," the woman exclaimed and gave the man a sweet scent on his face as a reward.
"Well, don't you see who I am?" The man raised his chin proudly, straightened his arms, clenched his fists, then raised his middle finger, turned around and laughed.
Miao Miaomiao frowned and looked ahead: "Little brother, he despises you,"
Brother Zha nodded and said: "So, haha, there are many people who despise me. If there is no less than him, let him be in front of us. If you drive too fast, you will be afraid."
Miao Miaomiao was a little moved, and suddenly bit her lip and said: "You can still laugh when you are despised by others, hurry up and pass them, we will despise them together,"
Brother Zha was stunned and said: "But he will still pass us, and there will be an accident."
Miao Miaomiao turned around and said, "Thank you for having such a good car. I think you only use it to pick up girls."
It doesn't matter if Brother Zha is despised by the idiot in front of him, but being despised by a beautiful woman will make Brother Zha aroused. Come on, let me show you the peerless driving skills of the car god Zha.
Putting the gear into gear and slamming on the accelerator, the Porsche instantly accelerated several times. Seeing that he was being left behind again, the short-haired man pushed the woman and accelerated the same speed to compete with Brother Zha.
"Idiot," the village man cursed, and stepped on the accelerator to the floor. The woman next to him was so frightened that he lost her voice.
Miao Miaomiao closed her eyes tightly, listening to Brother Zha singing children's songs, and drove the "Lightning" with a calm face, praying in her heart not to hit a truck or rush down the highway.
Suddenly a piece of white paper fell on the short-haired man's face. He picked it up and looked at it, and there was a big word "contempt" written on it. When he reacted and wanted to curse, he suddenly found that the other party had left him far behind and was chasing him all the way. , can never be exceeded, the short-haired man wishes he could install another hundred cylinders in his car, so that his car can move forward like a rocket.
I want to pass... The short-haired man couldn't help but be shocked when he had this idea, because the opponent's driving skills really amazed him, and the word "god" came to his mind.
There are many cars on the highway, ranging from big to small, and they are all speeding. Zha Ge has a 360-degree wide-angle perspective and has super high driving skills. He is so fast that he always brushes the edges of other cars and passes through narrow gaps. , without slowing down for ten minutes, and driving like lightning, he had already thrown dozens of miles away from the village man who was blocked by the truck and dared not pass him.
On the eastern seaside of Jiangzhou, when a car was parked, Miao Miaomiao immediately rushed down and held on to a trash can to vomit.
The speed of the car and the rapid movements of Brother Zha's car made Miao Miaomiao, who had never experienced such a situation, feel like her stomach was turning upside down.
A bottle of water was handed to her. Miao Miaomiao looked up and saw Brother Zha smiling at her. She took it and drank a few sips, spit it out and then swallowed it. Finally, she felt better. She patted her chest, exhaled a breath, and then Seeing Brother Zha couldn't help but get angry.
"What are you looking at?" Miao Miaomiao protected her breasts with her hands, because Brother Zha just stared at her breasts closely.
Brother Zha thought to himself that it was so big, even bigger than Sister Paner's. He swallowed his saliva and hurriedly said with an upright and serious face: "Let's go and see the sea."
"It's been a long time since I've been here. When I saw the sea again, my mood suddenly became brighter," Miao Miaomiao stood up in the wind with her arms stretched out, her mountain-like chest seemed to break through the shackles of her clothes.
Brother Zha also had some thoughts. He held his hands in his pocket and watched the sea water lapping at the beach. He stared at the rocks and cliffs in the distance. He nodded and said: "To the east is the Jieshi to view the sea. Was Cao Mengde's back then even more majestic?"
"Little brother, how old are you this year?" Miao Miaomiao picked up a shell, as happy as a child who found toffee.
Brother Zha asked: "Do you think how old I am?"
Miao Miaomiao looked at Brother Zha up and down, smiled and said, "Thirty-five years old,"
Brother Zha plunged into the sea.
"Are you forty-five years old this year?" Miao Miaomiao asked with a surprised look on her face.
There was a sweet taste in Brother Zha's mouth, and the ruthless man swallowed hard: "I am sixty-five this year,"
"Hahahaha, it's just a joke, little brother, I'm just a twenty-year-old kid, and I'm still sixty-five, so I won't be an old witch anymore," Miaomiao looked at Brother Zha's face turning purple and couldn't help laughing.
Brother Zha unclenched his fist and laughed: "Look, the clouds in the west are red,"