The boring program made Brother Zha's eyelids feel heavier and heavier. The cool breeze blew, and Brother Zha couldn't help but shudder. He pursed his lips, glanced around the square, and blinked boredly. Damn, this If I had a striptease, would I still be so sleepy?
It was still early, Brother Zha didn’t want to waste his precious youth here, so he decided to find the true meaning of life. He took another look at a certain woman’s thigh and took out his cell phone to call Wang Yafei, but he thought that the girl had just It looked like Brother Zha deleted the number and changed it to Lan Yuxin's, and then changed it to Xiao Linger's. He hesitated for a few minutes and dialed. The result was Wang Yafei saying "Sorry, you dialed the wrong number" and then an infinite blind tone.
Ah, heaven, is my handsome and handsome Long Xiaozha destined to become a loner? Brother Zha stepped on the long stone bench, lunged with his right hand, and pointed to the sky with his right hand, as a few withered yellow leaves fell. , several boys passed by, looking at Brother Zha's movements with squinting eyes at 45 degrees, and a word that read "shabi" lingered in their mind.
"Brother, brother, I found you," Chen Xiaobai looked at Brother Zha like a kidnapped fool looking at the police uncle.
Brother Zha glanced at him and couldn't help but be stunned. Damn, this guy must have been beaten again with a bruised nose and swollen face.
Deliberately showing a surprised expression, Brother Zha gently touched Chen Xiaobai's face: "Xiaobai, how did you become so plump in such a short time? Tell me quickly and let's make a fortune together."
Chen Xiaobai was about to cry but had no tears. He touched the corners of his swollen eyes and said: "Brother, today is the school anniversary. Many girls are dressed in fancy clothes. I couldn't help but chat up a girl. In the end, a boy claimed to be her boyfriend. Friend, come here and beat me up,"
Brother Zha said something cursorily, pulled his trouser legs and sat down on the stone bench. He stretched out two fingers. Xiaobai very cleverly took out the hardcover golden eagle and lit it for Brother Zha.
"Xiao Bai, Lu Ziwei, Feng Tiantian is not with you, you deserve to be beaten. Why don't you find a few idiots to make a little fortune together on such a grand day today?" Brother Zha continued to tease Xiao Bai, humiliating Chen Xiaobai No place to be ashamed of.
Chen Xiaobai scolded: "That bastard Lu Ziwei went to the woods with Xiao Tiantian from our class to scratch and touch. Feng Tiantian, that idiot, peeped at the female teacher changing clothes and was ordered by the teacher to go home and reflect."
"Then I can only sympathize with you, classmate Chen Xiaobai. Picking up girls is like war. You have to have the right time, the right place, the right people, and both are indispensable. Do you have such big eyes just for show? Why don't you report them when someone hits you? My name, aren't you messing with me?" Brother Zha became angrier as he spoke, grabbing Chen Xiaobai's collar, his eyes widening like bells.
"Big...brother, I did report your name. I yelled at that time, don't you know that I am following Brother Zha? But that person said that Brother Zha is some kind of bastard. I have never heard of him. He said that I was quite arrogant and I had to be severely punished. I was originally going to let me go," Chen Xiaobai hurriedly explained but found that Brother Zha's face had turned dark.
"Brother, everything I said is true," Chen Xiaobai said nervously.
"Take me to see that person. I want to ask him if he really said that about me. If you dare to lie to me, your face will turn into a flower," Brother Zha gently stroked Chen Xiaobai's swollen face and asked. Smiling quizzically.
Chen Xiaobai was struck by lightning, dripping with cold sweat, holding her stomach and twisting her brows into knots, and said with great difficulty: "Brother...brother, I have a stomachache."
"Why don't you get out of here, do you still want me to send you to eat shit?" Brother Zha stood up and spit out the cigarette butt: "If you dare to lie to me next time, I will cut off your penis."
Chen Xiaobai ran away quickly. Brother Zha stretched his waist and was about to go back to the dormitory to sleep when Ouyang Minmin came towards him.
I have to say that Ouyang Minmin is very beautiful, and her figure is even better. Unfortunately, every time she sees Brother Zha, she always has a bad face. However, Brother Zha has cultivated his shameless skills to the highest level, and despite Ouyang Minmin's various despicable attitudes, he still remains.
"Long Xiaozha, what are you doing?" Ouyang Minmin actually sat next to Brother Zha.
Brother Zha's heart suddenly accelerated to 220 beats per minute. Oh my god, am I dreaming again? No, I'm not dreaming. Brother Zha secretly touched Ouyang Minmin's little butt, and it felt very real.
"Oh, I'm observing the pairing of two little birds. Why is one little bird riding on the other little bird?" Brother Zha said, tilting his head and biting his fingers like a kindergarten friend.
Ouyang Minmin couldn't help laughing because of such a gangster: "Long Xiaozha, I doubted you at first, but I didn't expect that you really helped our family overcome the difficulties."
Damn, that guy Wang Batian is pretty fast at doing things. I’ll buy him a bottle of Erguotou another day to express my gratitude.
Suddenly there was another excuse to show off. Brother Zha stopped his obscenity and put on a righteous expression: "Actually, if it were someone else, I would still help. Money is something external to one's body, but one cannot lose one's home."
If it weren't for the deep impression she had on Brother Zha earlier, Ouyang Minmin would have cried loudly, "Thank you very much. Otherwise, I'll treat you to dinner."
"You want me to go to a small restaurant to eat," Brother Zha asked, holding his chin.
"Oh, no, of course not, let's go to the Red Rose Hotel," Ouyang Minmin said hurriedly.
Brother Zha became obscene again: "Then choose a presidential suite and let's discuss life together,"
"Dirty stuff,"
"I'm kidding, actually I think the food in that Sichuan restaurant is really good. It's almost noon, so I'll eat more this time," Brother Zha patted his belly and walked in front. After taking a few steps, he looked back and still stood. Ouyang Minmin, who was at the same place, said: "Come on, stop staring at the back of my head. It's not handsome."
The two walked out of the school and kept silent along the way. Brother Zha suddenly became very quiet, and Ouyang Minmin was not used to it.
"Why did you suddenly become mute?" Ouyang Minmin couldn't help but ask.
Brother Zha said: "I am thinking whether I will eat more later or eat more vegetables."
Ouyang Minmin was sweating profusely. He could think about this kind of issue for more than ten minutes. He had to doubt Brother Zha's words. Ouyang Minmin then asked: "Long Xiaozha, do you hate me very much?"
Brother Zha turned his head and glanced at her breasts, thinking that I hate you a little. Who makes you look bad at me all day long? But when the king of liars tells the truth, God will be moved to tears. Brother Zha smiled and replied: "How is that possible? , you are naturally beautiful, gentle and considerate, and everyone loves you,"
"Oh," Ouyang Minmin said softly and stopped talking.
It's still the same restaurant, still the same location, but Xiaorui is missing, and only the two of them are left. Sitting here again, Ouyang Minmin handed the menu to Brother Zha: "Just order whatever you like, I promise you a good meal today." ,"
"Really, then I'm not polite," Brother Zha showed a sly smile, and Ouyang Minmin clenched her fists tightly. This guy wouldn't do something as devastating as last time, "Come on, Waiter, a plate of hot and sour potato shreds and two pieces of rice, hurry up," Brother Zha shouted, and Ouyang Minmin almost bumped into the table.
The waiter came over and said, "Would you two like some shredded potatoes? Take a look at the special dishes in our store and I'll recommend them to you..."
"Sorry, we don't want it, thank you," Brother Zha said very politely, with a humble attitude, a calm tone, and no trace of the rogue expression on his face, like a truly outstanding young man.
"Long Xiaozha, why did you only order shredded potatoes? Don't you have an appetite today?" Ouyang Minmin asked.
Brother Zha shook his head and did not answer, but changed the subject: "Ouyang Minmin, now that the funds have arrived, your family should have overcome the crisis. In the future, you must know how to be diligent and thrifty. A meal is of the same size no matter what, so why be too extravagant? When you have no money, no one can help you. Many times we have to rely on ourselves,"
"I suddenly feel like I don't recognize you anymore,"
"Really?" Brother Zha rolled his eyes.
"I'm not used to it, but I think you're still as good as before," Ouyang Minmin said as she took the dish brought by the waiter.
Brother Zha didn’t know if he had his head caught in the door. He was so serious all of a sudden. However, Brother Zha, who has a dual personality, has not returned to his previous state at this time: "Let’s eat. After eating, I will not harass you again."
The meal was dull. After eating, the two of them stood at the school gate. Brother Zha smiled and walked forward. Ouyang Minmin suddenly felt very disappointed. Looking at Brother Zha's back, she felt as if she had bitten a green grape. Very sour...
Just when he returned to the square and was about to find a shade to take a nap, Awen ran over: "Brother Zha, remember you easily got An Bingyu's autograph at the banquet that day, can you get one for me?"
Brother Zha glanced at him lazily and cursed: "What's so rare about a singer's bad calligraphy? How about a calligrapher writing a couplet for you? A calligrapher can write better with his heels than that." Selling and singing are ten thousand times better."
"Brother Zha, don't insult my idol, everyone has a belief, and my belief is my goddess," Awen said to the bookstore with his hands clasped very piously.
"It seems that you were really poisoned. People don't even look at you and you worship them so much. If the goddess kisses you, you can eat her shit," Brother Zha sat up and asked.
"Brother Zha, don't say it so disgustingly, just say whether you want to help or not,"
"in spite of,"
"Fuck, Brother Zha, you can do it, but this brother can't do it," Awen squinted his eyes, pretending to be sad.
Brother Zha knew him very well, so he ignored him and pretended not to hear.
Awen scolded: "Fuck, in the past, someone would brag about how great he was and not even get an autograph. You must have asked for the autograph last time. It's really disappointing. It seems that I need to talk to my little brother. Let’s talk about the time when Brother Zha was a kid when he took out a bird’s nest and was poked in the butt by a bird,”
"Awen, let me give you a brain teaser. If you answer correctly, I will help you get an autograph. Based on your mental retardation, I will give you an elementary school level one." smile.
Awen's heart skipped a beat when he heard this, and he patted his chest and said, "Junior high school students are fine, too."
"If a bowl of hot noodles is placed on your head, whose penis will be burnt?" Brother Zha asked.
Awen immediately replied without thinking: "Your cock,"