"Ouyang Minmin, let's turn the war into friendship, shall we?" Brother Zha flicked the bamboo stick and said very seriously.
Ouyang Minmin's mouth was stuffed with grilled sausage, and she looked at Brother Zha in surprise: "What's wrong?"
"I don't want to offend you anymore. I apologize for making you unhappy before. Please forgive me for the reason that I treated you to three sausages. You see, we can't be considered acquainted without fighting. From now on, Don't make trouble when we meet," Brother Zha checked his pockets and smiled.
Ouyang Minmin couldn't help but circle around Brother Zha and looked him up and down: "Did I hear you right?"
"You heard me right. If you don't believe me, I'll let you touch your butt. It's so real," Brother Zha said with a smile.
"Ugh..." Ouyang Minmin was silent for a while: "I don't know how to get along with you, but you said you won't mess with me anymore, so I forgive you, but it's better not to meet each other in the future. I feel that there is no relationship between us. Lack of a common language," Ouyang Minmin originally had a slight affection for Brother Zha, or a hint of gratitude, but today's meal made her hate Brother Zha again.
I had just eaten two sausages and I was so heartless. Brother Zha glared and said, "Okay, it's up to you. I'm leaving," and he left without looking back.
Ouyang Minmin originally thought that Brother Zha would talk a lot of nonsense, such as I helped you and we had dinner together just now, why are you so heartless, but Brother Zha decisively turned around and left her stunned, does he hate me very much? Are we going to stop seeing each other again? Suddenly, she didn't know what it felt like. Ouyang Minmin put it in her pocket and took out her wallet. Who said I didn't bring any money...
In the dream space, Brother Zha continued to practice marksmanship. Unfortunately, Brother Zha was only good at other things, but this marksmanship, after practicing it for a month, was still the same. What is a little comforting is that a rifle has thirty rounds of bullets. Most of them can hit the target.
Brother Zha held up the AK and looked coldly at the old man not far away: "Don't move, yes, yes, yes, don't move, move the apple a little to the right, yes, yes, don't move, I'm shooting, ah, "
Brother Zha roared, and the old man tightened his anus and closed his eyes tightly, but the gunshot didn't sound. It turned out that Brother Zha was just bluffing.
Brother Zha chuckled: "Grandpa, what are you afraid of? You can't die,"
"Rub it, you didn't know it would hurt," the old man said angrily.
Bang, Brother Zha pulled the trigger, and the apple on the old man's head exploded instantly. The old man suddenly felt a strong urge to urinate, and cold sweat had covered his forehead.
Brother Zha curled his lips and put AK on his shoulder: "You don't know that I never play my cards according to the routine," after saying that, he jumped to the piano, started playing the song "Destiny", and shook his hair wildly.
The old man felt that he would be mad to death if he lived, so he came to Brother Zha and made the piano disappear and a motorcycle appear.
"Xiao Fei, many times it is inconvenient to use teleportation and requires transportation. You have learned to drive. Anyone can drive a simple thing like a motorcycle as long as there is no problem with the mind or body. But sometimes there will be problems with the transportation you drive. , For example, if it breaks down, and time is tight and you can’t find a place to repair it, so you need to do it yourself. Now I will teach you how to repair the motorcycle, and then learn to repair various cars. It is initially estimated that it will take a week,"
Brother Zha looked at the junk in front of him, which was just a bicycle after removing the motor, and blinked hard: "Are you sure this is a motorcycle?"
The old man nodded: "Although it is very broken, its structure is simple. If you were given a Harley directly, you would definitely be stunned."
Brother Zha nodded helplessly: "Okay, let's fix it first."
The old man smiled and said: "Take it apart first. Hey, this is a tool. The latest developed Swiss Army Knife has a national unified retail price of only 998."
"I'll wipe it," Brother Zha looked at the Swiss Army Knife, which was as big as his own foot, and thought that he would be exhausted if he escaped with this. However, when he opened it, he found that it was very practical. He had a screwdriver, scissors, screwdriver, knife, etc. There is one for ear picks and even toothpicks.
Just as he was about to pick his teeth, the old man's roar came immediately: "That's not a toothpick, idiot, that's an awl."
"...it's just right for picking my teeth. The gap between my teeth is wide," Brother Zha said without actually picking his teeth. He took out the screwdriver and started to dissect the motor. What are these? After tinkering for a long time, he finally removed them. , only to find that it doesn’t combine at all.
The old man kicked Brother Zha away: "Idiot, you should remember the position of each part when taking it apart. Don't pay attention at all. Look at me." The old man stretched out his hands at the same time, yelled, and picked up the parts with both hands. A hurricane-like speed combination, "I'm squeezing, I'm squeezing, I'm squeezing, it's over," the old man said proudly as he looked at the assembled motor.
Brother Zha was amazed at this speed. It was much faster than I eat. "Grandpa, if you repair motorcycles, you will definitely make a fortune."
"Shut up, these are your survival skills in the future, don't be nagging, start over, if you don't learn to repair this broken car today, you will wait to be struck by lightning," the old man said and walked aside. Brother Zha cursed and picked up the The motor screams loudly, and then slowly remove the screws with a screwdriver.
By the afternoon of the next day, Brother Zha finally completed the task assigned by the old man. He woke up from his dream and said, "I'm going, I'm exhausted."
He combed his sore body, washed up, put on the clothes Wang Yafei bought for him, arranged his hair, shaved cleanly, and saw that he was already more handsome than Han Baicheng, so he walked to the cafeteria humming a ditty. .
Today I made an appointment with Feifei for dinner, and I’m going to meet the boy who is chasing her in the evening.
Wang Yafei had been waiting at the entrance of the cafeteria for a long time. When she saw Brother Zha, she immediately ran over.
She was wearing a purple sweatshirt, dark blue jeans and a pair of pink Adidas sneakers today. Brother Zha took a look at her clothes and immediately understood that the clothes this girl bought for me turned out to be a couple's style.
After a hug and a gentle kiss, Wang Yafei pulled the blushing Wang Yafei into the cafeteria. Not more than two minutes after they entered the cafeteria, the two of them had already become the focus of everyone in the cafeteria.
Men are handsome and women are beautiful. Most of the men envied Brother Zha’s height of 1.8 meters and his extremely handsome appearance. Women envied Wang Yafei’s excellent figure and beautiful face. Even more people exclaimed, “Oh my god.” Ah, are there such lovers in our school?
"A lot of people are looking at us," Wang Yafei secretly hid her head behind Brother Zha.
Brother Zha ignored those glances, walked to a window, and shouted loudly: "Bring me ten chicken drumsticks," then he shook his thighs, picked his nose, and then flicked.
The sound of countless spectacle lenses breaking was heard, and everyone was sweating profusely. It’s true that a person cannot be judged by his appearance. The boys’ envy immediately turned into disdain. They buried their heads in eating and never looked at Brother Zha again, while a few girls clasped their hands together and said okay. It's very unique. When someone slaps the table, I feel very angry. Even the disgusting moves are so cool. Yesterday I picked my nose and was scolded by several girls as disgusting.
"Ten chicken legs," the rice seller asked in surprise.
Wang Yafili pulled Brother Zha's clothes: "Have you eaten?"
Brother Zha whispered in her ear: "Haha, pack it up and take it away. I will go back and change clothes later. These are for the classmates in the dormitory."
"Why are you changing clothes? Isn't this nice?" Aunt Wang asked doubtfully.
Brother Zha took the chicken drumstick, picked up one and put it in his mouth: "I'm so handsome, I'm afraid of being arrested, so tonight you can just watch my performance alone,"